/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Every alcoholic drink is made by the death of living yeast. So no. It cannot ever be vegan.

99.9999% of liquors are vegan, maybe stop buying bacon flavored vodka and baileys

>>11667258
Bread is vegan. To be vegan one must not consume animals, seafood, bugs like snails, or products that come from animal torture like milk and eggs.

>>11667264
What about other flavored drinks like vanilla, any dairy in those?

>>11667268
I kinda figured you guys just like, ate rocks or something
A rock was never alive

>>11667269
nope, they use vanilla to simulate dairy in some drinks, but not the other way around

>>11667268
>egg
>torture

nigga you just pick up the egg like how is that torture

Hey guys OP here again. I only eat cum to get my protein so if there's a vegan liquor that goes well with lots of man jizz please let me know!

>>11667264
I'm afraid that's completely wrong my dude.
Nearly all beers and wines using isinglass, gelatin or egg as a fining agent. Loads of whiskeys and almost all dark rums have honey added and pretty much all barrel aged spirits use animal products to make the barrels, especially wax.

>>11667333
do you think cum could be substituted for wax so us vegans could enjoy it too? TIA - OP

>>11667333
Vegans are fucking insane if they care about that shit

>>11667333
Most craft beer uses irish moss, a plant, added at the end of the boil for clarity. Megacorporate pisswater is just run through a filter. Full bodied reds don't use clarifiers at all.

>>11667379
>Megacorporate pisswater is just run through a filter.
Not that anyone should care, but most macro brews do use isinglass. Even dark beers like Guinness

>>11667379
Why is moss ok but eggs aren't? Has anybody owned chickens? That's a thing they do. What do you do with the eggs if you don't eat them?

>>11667401
Vegans want Chickens, dogs, cows etc all domestic animals to go extinct and for people not to own them at all

>>11667333
It depends on how autistic of a vegan you are. Animal products were surely used in the building of the facility that produced the product as well, and in supporting industries like packaging. Really tough to find a completely animal product free food/drink

>>11667268
>Bugs like snail

Wut ?

Also, are vegan allowed to kill their parasites ?

>>11667278
>Eggs are murder but abortion is great !

>>11667364
They are, and they do.

http://www.barnivore.com/liquor

This site asks various companies about their fining processes so you can be sure you’re getting an animal-free product. Remember to drink responsibly, killing yourself with alcohol poisoning is not vegan.

>>11667437
The chicken eggs we eat are not fertilized, it’s more like chicken menstruation.

>>11667440
>killing yourself with alcohol poisoning is not vegan.
bullshit, killing a human is a net positive to vegans

>>11667251
If it doesn't contain meat, dairy or egg - so most alcoholic beverages aside from advocaat/eggnog, (Irish) cream liqueurs, and meat flavoured spirits/beers - it should be vegan. Some beers use isinglas for clarity, that is derived from fish, so unfortunately regular Guinness isn't vegan, but Extra Stout usually is.

Some bacon flavouring is quite literally smoke flavour - whether real from apple or mesquite wood, or fake from phenolic esters, which would be vegan despite the name.

When in doubt, check the website. If things aren't listed, pretty much everybody has a contact page.

>>11667440
>>11667453
As long as the drunk in question is freely giving of his flesh, he's just marinating himself for a vegan feast. Long pork is the best pork.

>>11667333
I dont care if this is bait but not eating honey because its not vegan is retarded if anything it actually helps bee populations to support local keepers

>>11667811
Cringe

>>11667873
>t. soyboy cuck

>>11667420
>>11667420
No we don't want them extinct we just want them to have equal rights.

>>11667251
Some (most) wines use egg whites as a fining agent. This is declared on the bottle. Other than that, use your head. If it's bacon infused, it probably contains bacon.

>>11667268
>bugs like snails
If a vegan gets a tapeworm can they kill it?

>>11668417
CHIKEN SUFFRAGE NOW! BERT THE DOG FOR PRESIDENT 2024!

Just drink vodka you fucks

>>11667873
>cringe

>>11667364
they do care being vegan means absolutely no animal products unlike being vegetarian which is just not eating meat

>>11668463
Hopefully not.

>>11668417
I fucking hate vegans so fucking much. Animals can have the same rights when they get one of their kind on the moon. We conquered this world, we are entitled to its resources.

>>11667811
based

>>11667268
alcohol is made by exploiting yeast, the yeast eventually dies if the alcohol level gets too high
how is that vegan?

>>11667251
Bruh, are you fucking retarded?

>>11667436
When the UK changed from paper bank notes to plastic notes, it transpired that there was a small amount of tallow used to make the plastic.
Vegans had a shit fit and started refusing to handle the money, it was glorious.

>>11667251
By committing suicide.

>>11667268
How are snails bugs, they don't have any legs. They are molluscs.

>>11668695
>yeast are animals
You’re a fucking idiot, son.

>>11669103
Why?
Why is yeast and carrots (for example) okay to eat? But honey and milk is not okay. Honey and milk were never alive, unlike all plants and yeast.

Your definitions of what counts as vegan is arbitrary bullshit. But no one is suprised as vegans are fucking mentally ill.

>>11667251
Dont buy bacon alcohol you absolute autist. Just buy normal booze.

Vegan are almost worse than niggers

>>11667481
See
>>11667333
Also read the thread before you comment. Listen before spouting. Especially to trips.

>>11668603
>we
Care to explain your contribution for the class please?

>>11667251
pretty much all liquor is vegan unless it has honey in it. Budweiser is vegan too

>>11669099
Molluscs are a type of bug, anything that doesn't fall into mammal, or bird, or fish or crawfish, is a type of bug.

>>11668603
Monkeys have made it to the moon. They've been in space several times.

>>11667251
I've heard of fruitarians that only eat vetebales and fruits that have fallen off the branch, they don't believe in picking things off trees as it's a type of murder.

Is there any sort of vulturetarians or buzzardtarians, where people only eat dead animals they find, be it road kill or animals that died of natural causes like the vulture birds do?

>>11670206
Hey just wanted to let you know that even if you're stupid I forgive you and I still think you're great :)

>>11670206
>Molluscs are a type of bug
Oh, so you're a retard.

>>Monkeys have made it to the moon
No, humans sent them into space. They didn't do any of it on their own.

>>11667268
>bugs
>like snails
do you even biology?
read book nigga

>>11667251
sorry bro, just talked to that very pig, and he said that hes fine with being eaten after being murdered

>>11670206
So molluscs are bugs and insects are bugs but crawfish aren't bugs? That makes no sense.

>>11670223
how do you know for sure?

>>11670970
It's simple anything on land that is not mammal or bird is bug.

>>11670223
They endured the journey.

>>11670429
Would you be fine with people eating you after you die? Or raping you?

>>11671086
Lizards are bugs. Got it

>>11671094
as human being no, but its hard to find different perspectives when everyone is you

>>11671127
Except the reptiles, forgot them, everything that isn't mammal, bird, or reptile is bug... so like beetles spiders slugs snails worms, caterpillars all that crap.

>>11667251
kill yourself you mentally deranged Resetera tranny

>>11669103
I also like to be the one drawing the arbitrary lines so as to live conveniently with my set of morals that I will then impose upon others. nice

>>11671479
It aint abritrary it's real, egss and milk harm animals cause of cramped spaced and abuse, bees are harmed through the stealing of honey, peaches and tomatoes don't feel nothing.

>>11671333
>frogs are bugs
you're a fuckin retard, just stop

>>11667251
Bleach is vegan friendly, everyone should try it.

>>11670206
Reading retards talk about biology is painful, but I forgive you mr.retard. Have merry christmas

>>11667251
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-best.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-are-as.html
>http://www.lloydianaspects.co.uk/opinion/veggie.html
>https://thetab.com/uk/2017/02/16/vegetarians-unhealthy-mentally-disturbed-says-new-research-33067
>https://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or.html?zx=8d20dd9d8e82ef7a

>>11671333
My god you are the dumbest motherfucker in town

>>11667251
Harvesting grain fields kill more animals than slaughter houses. You can’t really eat or drink anything bro.

>>11672826
>reading
>talking
Dumb weeb.

>>11667811
Fuck this edgy 13 year old atheist looking hack

>>11667258
>microorganisms die when i breathe air
>therefore its okay to torture puppies with ice picks and slit a cows throat

>>11667379
Irish moss and isinglass are used at different stages of brewing and most places use both.

>>11675944
>torture puppies with ice picks and slit a cows throat
You mean OHKO a cow with a bolt device?
Unless you mean halal/kosher shit, which is indefensible.

>>11676410
Slitting a live pigs throat makes the best blood sausage because its free of any death hormones or early stage coagulation. Also, fuck pigs.

>>11667251
And since you dumbfuckistani leftists think that responsible forestry is murdering trees, you might as well avoid anything aged in barrels.

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? HIDE THE THREAD? I'M STILL GOING TO BE HEAR PRETENDING TO BE STUPID AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

i work for a large soda and alcoholic beverage company and i can confirm i keep a steak in my sock just to dip into every batch.

>>11668417
peta kidnaps people's dogs and cats and then kills them

>>11667873
Based cringe poster

Egg white is traditionally used in wine making. Fuck vegans.

>>11671333
Nigga. Spiders are arachnids

>>11669134
I think their stance is pretty clear. It's based on sentience. They believe that organisms from the animal kingdom have sentience or at least it is likely and that other organisms do not. They believe it is wrong to kill something with sentience. Vegans correct me if I am wrong.

>>11667401
Usually the chickens will eat them if you leave em there

Animals are not made in God's image and therefore do not have any of the rights afforded to Man. Fight me.

>>11667272
Oh yeah?

>>11667258
>>11667268
>>11675944
Yeast is a fungus and fungus is NOT vegan friendly; therefore vegans shouldn't be drinking liquor and they shouldn't be eating bread, if they really truly do care about being vegan

>>11670206
Doggos too

>>11667251
Almost all liquor is vegan. Stay away from infused shit, stay away from heavily flavored shit i.e. cinnamon apple cherry anusfart vodka, garbage like that - Stick to only craft beers, who always list their ingredients proudly on their website or merchandise. Im sure someone out there has made a giant master list of vegan alcohol.

>>11676416
Dont worry boo, reincarnation is real. You will live as one of those pigs sooner or later.

>>11667272
Except for sedimentary rocks

>>11667251
The shit that doesn't make any sense is okay, take animals with no brains. Like oysters.

No oyster suffered ever. It is a lump of meat surrounded by a shell that just kinda lives.

>>11667400
Guiness has been completely vegan since November 2017.

>>11669059
I simply decline to accept any English bank notes. Scottish and Northern Irish banknotes are not made of the decaying flesh of rotting carcasses.

>>11679850
I honestly don't mind. The thought of living an uncomfortable life which ends with being slaughtered to sustain other beings is real comfy.

>>11682362
>Implying you aren't living that life now.

>>11679850
>actually this braindead
how

>>11678441
Do people eat that because it looks tasty

>>11667268
>or products that come from animal torture like milk and eggs.
i dont think you understand torture or perhaps animals.

>>11678548
>ungus is NOT vegan friendly

>>11667251
contact the manufacturer.

>>11678600
RIP Laika.

>>11672494
really though, you draw the line at bees? do you also hesitate to kill wasps and ants?

>>11667437
Nigger, do you think eggs are cut out of birds?

>>11667400
Guinness stopped that a few years ago and is a vegan beer now

>>11678441
forbidden tomato

>>11685477
Nobody told me this wtf