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professional chef here. how do i fight off my cocaine addiction?

>> No.11668203

>>11668198
By developing a heroin addiction

>> No.11668206

>>11668203
don't even go there

>> No.11668209

>>11668198
Do something else. Find a less stressful line of work.

>> No.11668233

>>11668206
I already fuckin did

>> No.11668234

>>11668198
Tried it once for fun, and never will agian. Damn near impossible if ur doing it for work b4 work. I recommend a thc pen on the job or just weed in general.

>> No.11668237

caffeine you filthy degenerate

>> No.11668240

>>11668198
confess to the police and stay in jail

>> No.11668242

>>11668234
>Damn near impossible if ur doing it for work b4 work
you fucking what, mate? i work twice the better when i'm high on coke.

>> No.11668247

snort flour

>> No.11668250

>>11668242
for what, ten minutes before you pop off to the bathroom to do another line off the back of the urinal?
Do you really want bathroom particles up in your sinuses?
just switch to good crystal, then you will be set.

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>>11668198
I remember reading something about salt nullifying coke's effects.

Have a pic of Artie Lange after having done so much coke that his nose permanently collapsed while I look this up.

>> No.11668261

>>11668250
what kind of a garbage coke you did that it only kept you going for 10 minutes?

>> No.11668264

>>11668242
Does that little extra work effort really matter that much tho?

>> No.11668269

>>11668261
>what kind of a garbage coke you did
Bogota plz go.

>> No.11668271

>>11668264
yes, yes it fucking does. if you ever worked in a michelin star restaurant kitchen, you'd know it.

>> No.11668273

>>11668271
Give us your dankest recipe

>> No.11668279

>>11668198
anon, go to /x/
it s always a psychological issue....

>> No.11668284

>>11668271
how often are they drug testing where u at?

>> No.11668286

>>11668273
whiskey vinegar sauce

mix 4 parts whiskey vinegar with 1 part honey. season with a splash of beef garum.

ideal dipping sauce for red meats like duck, quail or aged beef.

>> No.11668293

>>11668284
i really hope you're just trolling

>> No.11668294

>>11668198
get a dui and reevaluate your stupid life

>> No.11668314

>>11668293
well just dont cut urself on accident at work u piece of shit

>> No.11669249

>>11668209
This. Quit and get a job that's chill and fun. Smoke weed at night instead.

>> No.11669370

>>11668198
With the love and support of your family.
Also Methodone. Good luck

>> No.11669464
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11669464

>>11668198
>>11668203
>>11668233
>>11668234
>>11668242
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com has some learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>>/sci/10221251

>> No.11669503

>>11668198
Nice LARP you really nailed the chef character can't wait to see what is next

>> No.11669548

>>11669464
Cringe and bluepilled helpposter. There are many causes to depression yet you only mention vitamin D, meditation and a wort for help. Exercise is probably much more beneficial than any of those. Also if you're going to copy and paste you may as well put more effort into your post, mention exercise and cold showers and whatever else.

>> No.11669550

>>11668198
Stop doing cocaine

>> No.11669569

>>11669550
This
Step 2:) keep stop doing cocaine

>> No.11669585

>>11668198
Look up Joey Diaz

>> No.11669587

>>11668269
It’s better than that in other places too cuck