/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because, I'm vegan.

>>11659415
TB will always sub beans for meat. T- vegetarian for a decade, and while I eat meat now, it doesn't include Taco Bell "meat"

because I have a family who loves me and we eat christmas dinner together unlike degenerates.

Because, I'm keto

>>11659407
Probably the worst thing on the menu

>>11659407
I don't have a car to drive there. But I'm going to buy 3 of those when someone drives me

>>11659407
Taco Bell closed at 7pm today (but I have a 5 layer in the fridge).

>>11659407
See >>11659448

>>11659468
Do people seriously buy fast food for later?

Because I'm not fat

>>11659407
I had an Arby's Italian meal about 2 hours ago, so not hungry now.

>>11659448
This. It's Christmas for fucks sake. All the taco bells in my area closed early today. Can't you degenerates take a break for just one day from your fast food posting?

>>11659407
Anyone ever trick themselves into getting the 7-layer burrito then realizing it has no meat?

I squirted mine down the toilet on accident

>>11659407
The taco bell near me closed

>>11659535
Made that mistake once.
It is good if you sub beans for beef or chicken though.

>>11659543
Huh, I didn't expect it to rain today..

>>11659407
because taco bell is fucking closed. It's Christmas eve.

taco bell sucks dick, only fats like it.

>>11659658
i'm gay btw

>>11659666
I know you are but what am I?

>>11659440
Well that's the meat taken care of; what about the dairy products?

>>11659681
Guac I guess?

>>11659675
Hopefully, available

>>11659684
OwO

>>11659474
5 layers and Fritos burritos reheat really well in the microwave the next day. How else are you going to eat Taco Bell on Christmas morning?

>>11659681
ask them to take them off, jesus christ
people grossly underestimate just how far Taco Bell will go for custom orders
I worked their for four years through college and the motto I came up with was:
IF WE HAVE IT IN THE KITCHEN
WE WILL MAKE IT FOR YOU.

>>11659407
Ah, I'm too drunk to drive to the fuckin place and uber refuses to do uber eats here because niggers will kill the drivers...

>>11659407
In all seriousness, Sheez makes the best quesorito you can get for 8USD

>>11659407
Because I have taste and want nothing to do with your shill bullshit. Why don't you explain why do eat that shit in the first place?
I bet you wont OP, because you're a fucking shill.

>>11659761
Really, you do know that you're full of shit and a shill? That's not a good way to go through life. Are you an h1b?

>>11659761
Should be Sheetz* obv
>>11659776
Lol whut

>>11659772
>he thinks shills need to advertise any fast food
Lmao

>>11659706
Then what's the point of getting the Quesarito then? You just get a shitty burrito with not one, but TWO tortillas around it. What kind of autism is being smoked in your thought processes?

>>11659683
See, THIS answer is not retarded.

>>11659415
>>11659681
>>11659803
autism

>>11659756
So what's next? You can't deal with white people that are suckups to you brownies who apparently can't eat hot chilie peppers? GTFO you whimpy cunt negro.

>>11659808
The one that can only be vegan is more a pathetic sack of shit troller than an autist. Both are lame.

>>11659820
Sir I offer free brain lacquer

>>11659407
Becuase it's vile and I'm not paid to shill for them like you are.

>>11659535
I always get a 7 layer beef. There's this one girl that works at the taco bell at the mall who always tells me that the 7 layer is a vegetarian option and to get the beef supreme burrito instead. Don't have this issue anywhere else and I have a car so I usually hit the closest drive thru.

>>11659407
Because I just got all four of my wisdom teeth removed last Tuesday so I cant eat any solids for another week. Been thinkin bout taco bell non stop for the past week, sobbing because I cant eat any Christmas deserts or foods whatsoever. Just fucking liquids.

>>11659543
>Only Taco Bell near me closed
>Finally renovated months later
>Can't bring myself to go there because when it was open I went there regularly with my sociopathic ex-girlfriend and even the thought of going makes me sick

>>11659870
Why not just get the XXL burrito?

>>11659407
TO BE HONEST OP? I would rather have a combination burrito aka beef and bean

>>11659407
today is christmas and none of the taco bells around me are open. otherwise, i'd be tearing up a burrito supreme, quesarito, and triple layer nachos.

>>11660775
all girls are sociopaths.

>>11659453
them stupid cinnastix things are the worst thing on the menu.

>>11659407
Nice try fastfood shill

>>11661769
I love the apple empanadas

>>11661843
you're a brave soul

>>11659407
Because beefy frito burrito is $1 and has almost the same stuff.

I'd kill for a taco bell quesarito rn

>>11661925
The price is not universal

Who chalupa here

>>11661953
*spills on your favorite shirt*

>>11661953
I definitely chalupa here. On everage though, I think I prefer gordita, but both are goody

The quesorito is so inconsistent. Really good sometimes and really shit other times, especially in different locations. When it’s good its great tho.

>>11661953
Chalupa have shells that are always too doughy. I usually pick a gordita or a quesadilla. Sometimes the mexican pizza. Or just cool ranch tacos.

Is taco bell better in the US? One opened near me in the UK and it was the blandest non-tasty Mexican food ever. Loads of better alternatives.

>>11659407
>another fast food thread

>>11662044
shut up frogposter

>>11662034
Eh, not sure. Taco Bell in the US is low quality shit, but I think it's anything but non tasty, the basic "meat" slop is loaded up with taco seasonings and most items worth getting have some kind of really addicting special sauce, like the ones on the quesadillas, old volcano items, or gorditas

>>11662000
That's the point of the chalupa tho. Do you like crunchwraps?

>>11661983
I get the Gordita sometimes but i love the chalupa shell.

>>11662044
true and based!

>>11662046

>>11662048
Hmm, I guess I'd describe the crunchwrap I had as bland and pretty dry, even with the thin layer of beef they stuck in. Cheesy Mexican fries were better but nothing outstanding.

>>11659415
lol what a fag

>>11661740
Canadafag. I don't think we have that

>>11662179
That is unfortunate
It's their biggest boringo

>>11659681
you could also just not be a faggot

>>11659700
absolutely haram

>>11662329
jesus christ that looks terrible
how can you people eat this trash?

>>11662933
tastes good

>>11662933
I don't see how it looks terrible... Looks like food. Can you explain why you think it looks bad?

>>11661936
When bfbs are more expensive, so are quesaritos.
>Felio when $1.39 dollar menu in Nowhere City, Midwest State.

>>11659453
Try it with steak. Its pretty good

>>11659453
Why...

>>11664007
>>11663565
that guac is gonna be hot and slimy for one.

>>11659407
do they open back up at 12am tonight? if so im goin

>>11661769
they used to be decent, but theyve changed the recipe a million times

>>11660587
For some reason, imagining someone getting their wisdom teeth removed always gives me an errection. Fucking weird.

>>11659407
My local Taco Baco is closed due to the early Christian church having adopted the date of a Pagan festival to celebrate the birth of Christ.

Now that I've been made aware of this marvel, I will probably buy one tomorrow afternoon

>>11659415
>>11659452
GFY, nobody cares what you refuse to eat.

>>11659700
enjoy ur flat soda too!

>>11664429
That's an iced coffee.

>>11664404
Have you ever even had it before? It isn't slimy or even hot

>>11664427
i tip my fedora to you.

Fuck. Does taco bell force breakfast? I don't want their breakfast

>>11659700
why the fuck even get a frito burrito if you're going to let the fritos turn into mush?

>>11664402
because you're eating like 90% rice and shitty nacho cheese. much better options.

I live in a first world country.

>>11662054
Crunchwraps are alright.

>gets any ‘rito
>it’s layered horizontally from left to right, meat, rice, and then a bunch of goopy cheese

BURRITOS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LAYERED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER REEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING LAZY NIGGERS

>>11665552
Just rotate it 90 degrees you fuck

>>11665564
What the fuck are you talking about

>>11665552
Piss off, weeb.

>>11665595
Make me candy ass

>>11665552
You're holding your burrito upside down

>>11665595
don't make me click that button faggot

>>11665485
Compared to eating 90% lettuce tomato cheese sour cream and beans? Or 20% meat and 80% shell?

I've tried everything on Taco Bells menu, unless you're asking for double meat you're not getting more than other ritos. As a matter a fact the amount of meat per crunchwrap even varies between who's making it
I one got a crunchwrap with no meat or cheese

>>11659700
Fritos burritos, cheesy bean and rice burritos, and quesadillas are all very good cold. Some times I'll buy an extra cheesy bean and rice burrito and just throw it in the fridge. Great for breakfast.

>>11661983
>>11661953
Cheesy gordita crunch is the true answer

>>11665644
If you are really a mod I hope your mom will die from cancer this year

>>11659407
Because for the price of one quesarito I can get two beefy frito burritos.

>>11659407

What I hate about Taco Bell is they keep putting in new items and taking out other items. You never fucking know what's selling. To have to check their website all the fucking time is too tiring. Stop with the fucking gimmicks.

>>11666075
Most of their menu items don't change. They just add and remove new things unless they sell too well

I wish I could just order 12 mini chicken quesadillas

>>11659407
Every time I look at any taco bell item I go
>that beef is somehow so good
>those sauces are almost to flavorful
>the tortillas are so good
>OH GOD THE CHEESE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

I will never understand why anyone likes nacho cheese liquid on anything but nachos

I don't want my burrito wrapped in a fucking dip

>>11665579
God, i want to kill you

>>11666175
What"s stopping you?

>>11666075
>>11666139
In a sense there is core combo menu and core value menu of items that never change like a Mexican Pizza combo or bean and cheese burrito on the value menu.

>>11666207
>Mexican pizza
This is the shittiest item on taco fuck's menu.

>>11659407
because i'm at the survival round.

>cheesy roll up
Does anybody actually order this shit? I can imagine it.
>fat girl out with her "skinny friends"
>she shuffles over to the counter and orders 10 cheese roll ups
>stuffs 9 into her bag and walks back to the group one in hand
>friends stare at her in skepticism
>"is that all you're going to eat?"
>breathes heavily as she replies "oh I'm on a diet"
>throughout the day she casually pulls out cheese roll ups and eats them
>friend notices and says "I thought you only bought one"
>sweats mildly as she replies with a mouth full of cheese
>oh this is the same one I bought before, part of my diet is eating really slowly throughout the day
>by the time they turn their heads she pulls out her eighth 200 cal cheese roll up
>each chew solidifies her belief that genetics is what prevents her from losing weight

>>11662044
bump

Honestly, the quesarito is pretty shit.

For me, it's the Beefy Fritos Burrito.

>>11665552

> 'rito

Quesarito blows dix

>>11662340
agreeeeedddd

>>11664404
some people like it slimy n hawt

I just got out of work, tried to stop at Teebz on my way home but the fucking drive-thru line was out into the street and also blocking the entrance to the parking lot.
Shit was goddamn ridiculous.

>>11665644
GODS

>>11664427
GFY, nobody cares what cattle/zombie "food" you chose to eat.

>>11661767
t. projecting angry incel loser

>>11659415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA

enchirito is god-tier

Taco Casa makes the equivalent product with fresher ingredients so fuck the Bell

enjoy your cattle depopulation "food".

that is not beef btw, it's your circumcision skins and aborted fetus.

soylent green

Better than lying to yourself loser.

>>11661769
thats right

Because I like the beefy frito burritos more

>>11659407
Because Taco Bell isn't opening in my country until 2020.

taco bell is garbage. Whataburger too

American fast food is garbage

Beaner shit is greasy as fuck

I avoid every fast food shithole whenever im forced to go to the US unfortunatly more american garbage is popping up here in europe

It doesnt just make me sad seeing our medieval buildings go waste housing colorful mickey mouse mcdonald tier subhuman """""restaurants"""""
But also the low self esteem and wagekukkery it advertises
AND the garbage food flooding into the community

America is a fucking plague and from us here in the netherlands watching more places go to waste we wish you merry xmas

Merry xmas fat retarded globalist pigs

Greasy mutts happy xmas

Merry xmas you evil stupid mouth breathers i hope america dies i hope a lot of americans are killed in 2019
I hope more of you fucking burn alive on the west coast

Merry xmas stupid american cancer food =/= toxic waste

I hope you and your retarded """"""culture"""" fucking die

When I got Taco Bell today I didn't even notice that the bitch at the window didn't ask me if I wanted sauce until after I drove off. It was the blandest shit without any sauce. Fuck Taco Bell.

>>11659700
>How else are you going to eat Taco Bell on Christmas morning?
Based, one year I bought a pizza hut pizza and kept the whole thing in the fridge, then for Xmas dinner I threw that bad boy in the oven.

>>11659683
>>11664404
It's GUACAMOLE you stupid fucks. You sound like a middle aged soccer mom with that shit haircut that asks for the manager because there's not enough "guac" on their burrito