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I'll be turning 30 soon and since I am I'm having a 30 year old boomer party, I've already got drinks set up with Palomas made with Monster Zero Ultra, but what food should I make?

>> No.11658037
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11658037

Burgers on the grill, brother

>> No.11658039

>>11658037
Came here to post this. But you need to buy an apron with a cheesy expression on it

>> No.11658044
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11658044

steaks

>> No.11658062

>>11658032
Mac n cheese

>> No.11658155

>>11658037
This. And the shittiest casingless most over priced trash hot dogs you can find, Ball Parks, Hebrew National, and Nathan's fit the bill nicely.

>> No.11658179

>>11658032
Hamboiga or Steaks, seasoned with Mrs. Dash
Pasta Salad
Baked Potatoes
Mac and Cheese made with Velveeta
Jello Cups (potentially for shots)

>> No.11658203

Well done steak with A1 steak sauce

>> No.11658228

one of the best memes this year by far.
pogchamp
>not advertising for monster RENT FREE
>this kills the hiro
t. boomer (zoomer) twitch basedboy

>> No.11658241

Aspic.

>> No.11658278

>>11658032
What a bunch of Asshats. Either make a French dip or Buona beef with the green peppers and giardenara. Then make some nachos with 1/4-c water 1.5 tsp of sodium citrate per every 8 oz block of cheese whisked over low heat. Add whatever fixins you like. Steak, chicken, ground beef, season fries.

>> No.11658543

>>11658228
kys

>> No.11658546

>>11658032
strychnine laced brownies

>> No.11659115
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>>11658543
yikes!
trihard

>> No.11659124

>>11658032
Meatloaf with ketchup, and green bean casserole made using canned cream of mushroom soup and French's fried onions; peak boomer cuisine

>> No.11660104

Thanks lads!

>> No.11660132

>>11659115
u are speaking an entirely different language

>> No.11660420

>>11660104
Frozen burger patties, the very cheap type, and super cheap hot dogs. Throw them all on a grill and then put them in buns

>> No.11660429

>>11658032
Do you have children or at least a wife yet? Because you need to earn your right to be one of us. You can't simply live long enough.

>> No.11660440

>>11659115
You should kill yourself

>> No.11660520

>>11658228
Good post

>> No.11660576

>>11658032
This so such a bizarre meme, I don't think it's a thing in England.

>> No.11660589 [DELETED] 

>>11658032
>>11658032
no one likes you but you can try to be better then everybody but then again you outnumber everybody but still your a pz of shit crab pulling down people that you think is better then you and they are after reading this i no you going to try hard to bring people down like mess up peoples souls but no one likes your cheating insute ass fuck you and fuck your stupid beaty eyed ugly face stupid littlde pig nose bitch cut your neck off you little ugly poop piglet ill cut your neck off

>> No.11660593

>>11660576
Because Monster is basically unknown? I'm sure there's another energy drink that was popular in the early thousands. Red Bull? Something else?

>> No.11660615
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>>11660429

>Do you have children or at least a wife yet?
>ruin your life to fit into a guerrilla advertising forced meme

Now *this* is peak millennial.

>> No.11662333

>>11660429
I am married

>> No.11663615

>>11660615
You're saying that marriage and procreation is a corporate creation?

>> No.11663816
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>>11663615

I'm talking about the *sips*/30 YO Boomer thing. Obviously biological processes such as reproduction are upstream of cultural phenomena.

>> No.11664686

>>11658032
fucking millenials

>> No.11665005

>>11660132
>not being a based twitch swatcher
4head
>>11660440
t. incel zoomer basedboy

>> No.11665528

>>11658032
Spaghetti

Marinated in your pockets

>> No.11667059

>>11663816
Fuck off pseud

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>>11667059

I don't speak texting, Zoomer. Use real words next time.

>> No.11667212

>>11660615
The 30 y/o boomer shit with a monster zero isn't a marketing campaign. If it is it's a terrible one, as the 30 y/o boomer shit has mostly been used as an insult from what I've seen. Also thinking that the 30 y/o boomer shit revolves around an energy drink and not all of the other shit of essentially being a more blue collar adult male that has more "old man" hobbies misses the meme entirely. I know I haven't fully explained the intracacies of this meme, but once you understand it you are able to identify these characteristics in people(if you go outside) and it isn't simply about an energy drink. It's a way of life. A 30 y/o boomer need not ever partake in a sip to be a 30 y/o boomer.