/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11659373
To exclude the Jewish people from the celebration because we remember they murdered Jesus (and wouldn’t accept Joseph’s out of state Roman Baths Discount Card, making them sleep in a stable and all).

I had turkey for thanksgiving, and I like to do a rib roast for Christmas.

>>11659373
It's tasty, what's wrong with you?

>>11659398
yea nigguh
das right mayne
dis boi got it rite

>>11659373
I'm pretty sure people only eat ham because it's much less effort than the other standard options, and they're still burnt out from Thanksgiving. I'll be doing prime rib tomorrow night.

>>11659373
Two reasons:
A. This is only a month after a national holiday where we eat turkey, give us a break
B. If not cooked right, turkey can be dry as fuck. It's easier to cook ham in a satisfactory way than it is to cook turkey in a similarly satisfactory way. Then again, I'm a massive hamhead so I guess I'm biased in the matter.

>>11659373
because we eat turkey on thanksgiving like 4 weeks ago

Fuck ham. Got a rib roast and cut off some steaks. Theyve been going for about 40 hours now, im going to really enjoy them tomorrow night

>>11659386
Wtf, I will eat ham for Christmas from now on.

ham tastes better. also jews cant eat it

I'm actually having roast beef.

i dont eat ham, no not for my chritmas feast
all my family eats, is a succulent roast beast

>>11659373
turkey is for thanksgiving.

Turkey fucking sucks, why don't people eat honking hitlers anymore?

>not having both

>ham glazed in marmalade and mustard
heaven on earth. get fucked mudslimes and kikes

>>11659373
we eat it on easter as well.
it's because of jews.

>>11659373
I had crown roast. Came out dry bc boomer grandparents think that meat is supposed to come out brown.

>>11659373
turkey too big for one person

>>11659373
my family usually does both at thanksgiving and christmas. i save the ham bone and i make a big pot of pinto beans. the ham bone with uneaten ham gives the beans so much flavor. i'll eat the beans for 2 or 3 days, then freeze the leftovers. i'll eat the leftovers in feb or march. they're sooooo tasty.

>>11659373
Turkeys are native to America, fuckwit. You wouldn't have turkey if not for us. Dwell on that one for a while.

>>11659961
exactly. goose is the most traditional Christmas dinner since British invented Christmas under queen victoria. side dish of colonial tears with mine please.

>>11659373
No one likes turkey

>>11659373
Im having prime rib

We normally have Standing rib roast and a turkey breast.

This year we had a tenderloin roast (chateaubriand), and a ham.

>>11659373

>implying we don't have a veritable menagerie of meats and sides

Sooo do you even burger, or what? 'Cause it kinda doesn't seem like you do.

>>11662679
>chateaubriand
this is what my family does every year, about to roast a whole tenderloin in an hour or so. Best meal of the year

>>11662733
agreed, ours was fantastic. Came out just right.

>>11659373
For variety since we had turkey for Thanksgiving.

Ham is pre-cooked so there's no effort involved. Just toss it in the crockpot an hour before dinner.

>>11659373
Because fuck kikes

>>11662733
>chateaubriand
Why do you frenchfags have to come up with the most pretentious names possible?

>>11659373
turkey is a bird and big birds don't cook correctly.

>>11659966
double the dubs for double the truth

>>11659680
>>11659373
I'm not a dumb goy, I don't eat pork. Not Muslim or Jewish either.