/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11657476
I also chug a lot of cum if that helps you diagnose my problem.

You're a woofter, Harry,

>>11657476
Maybe you have that asian gene

>>11657476
Genetics.

If you're Mongoloid (Asian, Native American) or Negroid you won't be able to process alcohol like Caucasians.

>>11657521
>>11657497
so all the cum that I, OP, drink has no effect?

>>11657476
did you eat anything today?
when was the last time your pussy ass had a drink?

>>11657602
Just cum.

>>11657521
I am 1/4 native and I can drink alcohol fine. I've also seen Asians drink okay as well -- they just tend to get a bit red in the face is all.

>>11657476
anyone ever fuck a busty bartender?

>>11657620
came close, but I was a bartender myself
decided not to because I didn't want to deal with the drama bullshit

>>11657620
>>11657660
too many. I welcomed the drama. it made for interesting nights after my day job.
t. former craft cocktail bartender

>>11657620
yeah but i diednt meet her at the bar

>>11657666
I got more offers from customers than other bartenders
fuck I wish I took some of them up but I didn't want to fuck my money up
t. local watering hole bartender

>>11657686
At one job I worked my way through 6/9 cocktail waitresses right when we hired a new one. I was trying to put it to her and actually kind of liked her. Fast forward two weeks to the christmas party and all 6 are sitting with the new girl and they are all staring me down from across the room the whole night. I and the managers and owner just laughed the whole time.

>>11657735
that's exactly what I was trying to avoid lol
fucking bartenders from other bars wasn't a problem because I wasn't shitting in my own yard

>>11657762
I laugh about it still so worth it lol

>>11657476
man the fuck up, poof

>>11657619
>I've also seen Asians drink okay as well -- they just tend to get a bit red in the face is all.
They can drink and it doesn't affect 100% of them, but on average alcohol will affect them more strongly than a white person

>>11657774
top puf

>>11657476
prediabetes or actual diabetes probably, you're not drunk your blood sugar is high and it feels basically the same

>>11657901
is that a thing? Do diabetics get drunk quicker?

>>11658017
if you're six and a half feet getting "drunk" off of one glass of apple juice it's something to consider

>>11657476
>cash only
>deer heads on the wall
>fernet in stock
>qt bartender making drinks
this looks like a place I would like to hang out at

>>11657476
>two bottles of forty Creek in the front
leaf establishment detected

>>11657581

Maybe it makes you dumber

>>11657476
>bartender not afraid to keep on living
it's almost like filling glasses up for tips isn't hard

>>11658920
it's only difficult dealing with dickhead drunks, its pretty lucrative if your bar has a good rep

>>11658868
there are three based creeks in the front

>>11657476

Fuuuuuggg I wanna breed that braphog

>>11657476
lmao you stole my picture.
>>11658868
She's obviously from Chicago, faggot. Check the tattoo on her left bicep.

>>11657476
i'm drunk on dem tiddies

>>11659029
>left bicep
that's her forearm you fucking moron

>>11659064
>thinks she has four arms
ok fella maybe have some water, huh?

>>11657521

Mongoloid or Negroid don't fucking mean anything you retard, they're 19th century pseudoscience lingo. If you want to say Africans or Asians, or Niggers or Chinks, just fucking say it bitch.

>>11659092
fuck off I'll tell YOU when I've had enough

>>11659123
Yikes

>>11659128
>yikes
I don't take no lip from no bartender neither

>>11659064
Left arm. Whatever dude. I'm alone and jobless this Christmas. Talking on 4chan is all I have.

>>11658998
based

>>11657521
I'm 99.8% Anglo
>>11657602
Yes a good bit
Last time I had a drink was around 2 months ago.

>>11659465
oh also I have a ton of cum still in me from the 5 dude smorgasbord of cock yesterday.

>>11659465
Cute pic dude

>>11659545
thanks. it's how i picture myself when i'm gargling dick

>>11659552
you sure like dick and man juice, huh?

>>11657476
idk but i'd get drunk on 4% of them titties if u catch my drift

>>11659111
>first day on internet

slang is extremely common.

>>11659560
I sure do. I guess thats why I get drunk so easily. Me, the OP.

>>11659577
>Me, the OP

>>11657476
>280
why are you drinking anything other than water or bleach

>>11659727
based

>>11657795
I think it depends on what kind of asian. In bars in Japan they would get absolutely shitfaced on four beers and a girlie shot

>>11657476
Body doesn't produce a lot of dehydrogenase. Be careful of kidney and liver problems later in life.
Oh and of course, as others have mentioned, you are an arse bandit

>>11659786
I've heard too much dick can result in dehyrogenase. Should I be worried?
t. OP

>>11659111
Shut up, what a waste of trips.

>>11659111
Fine: niggers.

>>11657795
that's not because they're asian, it's because they're usually 5ft2 and weigh less than 50kg.

>>11657476
I don't know. I get badly drunk on like three beers when I'm with people I hope to eventually be friends with (it never works out), but can drink an entire bottle of gin at home with no significant effect beyond sleeping more soundly than usual. Alcohol is weird.

i'm going to second the anon that said you may be prediabetic, i'd get some blood work done desu.
my step father is diabetic and has stated multiple times he cant really drink anymore or that it must be in very small doses like a single beer and he's also a big guy, though not as tall.

>>11657620
Her boobs look pretty average to me. Are you currently living in japan?

>>11661159
and she has fat arms covered in tattoes

>>11661251
>tattoes
I think you're own fat is shrinking your brain

>>11658998

>>11661346
>>11658998
based brap posters

>>11659465
the english drink a ridiculous amount so serious doubt

>>11657666
Unholy trips on Christmas. For shame, anon.

>>11661567
>>11661567

>>11661261
>making a typo means you're stupid
Actual retard detected.

>>11657476
op here, thanks for the replies, i eat cum

>>11657666
Thanks, Satan.

>>11657476
Its cool, i get drunk on one beer too. But I can keep drinking and stay the same drunkness until I blackout.

>>11662146
Heh

>>11663672
I got myself really good guys! I love cum so much!

>>11663672
Brother... ever try turkey...

>>11657476
because you're ethnic

>>11657476
you don't drink regularly enough

>>11657489
kek

you probably think it's making you drunk when you're just a bit tipsy

you're the equivalent of someone smoking 1/4th of a cigarette a day and claiming they can't quit