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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Behold: The only man that /ck/ has ever given a pass to.

https://youtu.be/eh4ZKbHg3iw

>> No.11651634

He absolutely has zero cooking skills and his recipes are straight out of an episode of chopped but with broke meth heads. He gets a pass because he seems like the nicest, most genuine dude ever. I would eat whatever he made me with a smile on my face.

>> No.11651664

>>11651634
He's a child molestor, anon.

>> No.11651693

>>11651634
He has cooking skills but they are of generations ago. But if you want to see what people ate day to day in the 50s through 70s it's what he cooks.

>> No.11651721

>>11651546
BLAND!
No secret ingredients.

>> No.11651757

>>11651634
Hello, John!

>> No.11651760

>>11651664
Well all I can say to that is I wish I were still a child.

>> No.11651767

>>11651546
>beans in chili
I don't think so, ojiisan.

>> No.11651784

>salad dressing
>mayo, relish, pasta sauce
>pasta sauce


He is bananas

>> No.11651786

>>11651784
>pasta in chili
Someone needs to stop this sociopath.

>> No.11651791

>>11651784
at least he ate it off the stove top while frying frozen ground beef and onions [this is kino]

>> No.11651792

>ground beef browning in big chunks
>onions left unattended in hot pan
>rotini and macaroni in chili
>pasta sauce in salad dressing because he's out of his usual ketchup
Who gives this guy a pass again? Not me.

>> No.11651795

His skillet is always just haphazardly halfway on a low burner with some haphazardly cut stuff in it... doesnt season it... doesnt stir it.... this dude does everything wrong but somehow it is beautiful.

I also like that instead of “healthy” he says “healthful”

>> No.11651799

If you really want to lose your mind look up his video for halloween pizzas

>> No.11651804

>generic Cheez-Its because this is a special occasion
>>11651799
If his other videos are as depressing as this one, I don't think I can handle it. Not with the amount of alcohol I'm currently consuming. I'll wind up killing myself again.

>> No.11651811

>>11651804
>Not with the amount of alcohol I'm currently consuming.
dude, are you ok...?

>> No.11651819

>>11651811
I'm drinking alone and arguing about food on /ck/ at 11:45pm on December 22nd, how do you think I am?

>> No.11651823

>>11651819
absolutely based

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>>11651823

>> No.11651842

>>11651804
Yeah, I hate it when I kill myself in December too. Totally mundane.

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>>11651546
chips and crackers in chili?

>> No.11651863
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>>11651819
Its 3:am here and I'm drinking too
I got fired so fuck it.

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>>11651546
his salad dressing "mixing" with that spoon is making me lose my god damn mind OP

>> No.11651880

>>11651546
this reminds me of Weber Cooks which i give a pass to as well

>> No.11651889

>>11651863
Fired at Christmas. Drink harder, friend. And don't forget that the final solution is always available when things get too tough.

>> No.11651894

>>11651889
Do you really think they'll get in the train carts again?

>> No.11651953

>>11651889
Right? What a fucking cock that fired me. I hope his bar program is burnt to shit. Two people ghosted the place after I was fired. Sad.

>> No.11652164

>>11651546
One day we’ll all be old and alone too.... it sucks guys. What can we do..?

>> No.11652326

>>11651546
My headcanon is that he grew up in the great depression and that's why he makes all this fucked shit.

>> No.11652340

>>11651664
So he'll fit right in with /tv/ then. They must love him

>> No.11652448

>>11652340
He'll fit in fine here, with all of us NOMAPs.

>> No.11652452

>>11652164
Live fast, eat ass.
>>11652326
He'd be much older if he grew up in the great depression. My grandmother grew up in the great depression and she's long dead.

>> No.11652670

>>11651634
He's making a joke, retard

>> No.11652790

>>11651880

Nah Weber cooks pass got revoked when he was actually exposed as a registered sex offender. That dude is just a piece of shit

>> No.11652794

>>11651864

Yeah, dont mix your pasta sauce mayo in a bowl on the side and apply it to the salad... just kind of stir it around and have some bites with just pasta sauce and some with just mayo

>> No.11652903

>>11651634
based retard

>> No.11654116
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11654116

TIL this guy is also an actor who was cast on a show that ran for 4 years

>> No.11654121

>>11651819
based

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>>11651546
>Let's give this a taste test.
I'm scared /ck/

>> No.11654180

>>11651664
>>11651760
>You will never be a child again and make this sweet old man truly happy.

>> No.11654187

>>11651546
>HELLO WATERMELON STUDENTS!

>> No.11654430

>>11654116
He was in fucking back to the future wtf

>> No.11654571

>>11651546
He is truly a master

>> No.11655297

>>11651880
Weber cooks was soul crushingly depressing.

>> No.11655341

why does this video make me feel like im going insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYfyrOjkJro

>> No.11655366

>>11651880
this is just hard to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AO4bS1DH0o

>> No.11655382

>>11651664
nice FUD
>>11651693
good boomers don't cook like this

>> No.11655386

>>11651811
>>11651819
you should kys and you should go back to redtit. clowns.

>> No.11655498

>>11655386
>I get bullied irl so I get on 4chan and take out my impotent little boy frustrations anonymously
Wow you're so tough!

>> No.11655515

>>11655366

I would really like to know the backstory and purpose of this segment.

>> No.11655830

>>11655386
found the GRINCH

>> No.11656155

featureman resonates with me on a deeply personal level. i feel that he is my future.

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>>11651546
I still cannot tell if this is a sincere guy or a troll channel after that watermelon scooping video.