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My boyfriend keeps stealing my expensive cheese. How do I put an end to this?

>> No.11645400

>>11645391
I’m gay btw

>> No.11645402

>>11645391
restraining order

>> No.11645546

>>11645391
But it in his butt

>> No.11645549

>>11645391
Buy less expensive cheeses

>> No.11645878

>>11645391
Rub raw chicken on it. And in the milk and butter too. After getting the shits enough times convince him that he's lack-toes intolerant.

>> No.11646090

Threaten him with the bike pump

>> No.11646105

>>11645391
"This is my expensive cheese. Stop eating it."

>> No.11646109

>>11645391
Break up with him and stay single forever out of spite

>> No.11646115
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11646115

this thread is just sad.

>> No.11646118

>>11645391
Suck his dick more so he is too tired to eat your cheeses

>> No.11646131

>>11645391
Buy stronger cheese. No one is going to steal it if it smells like dying rodents.

>> No.11646143

>>11646118
Unironically the best advice

>> No.11646218
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11646218

>>11645391
>not surgically harvesting his dickcheese every morning and using exclusively that in your cooking

>> No.11646232

>>11646218
>>11646143
I was wrong, this is actually the best advice

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11646236

>>11646218
>surgically

>> No.11646237

>>11646115
Go back

>> No.11646273
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11646273

>>11646236
With your mouth ofc

>> No.11646683

>>11646218
>>11646273
fuck back off to poychan avatarfag

>> No.11646701

>>11645391
Have you tried making a terrible thread about it on the cooking subreddit of an anime website?

>> No.11647411

>>11646105
Literally this. Chances are he thinks about it as shared expensive cheese or something.

>> No.11647430

"I'm glad you like my cheese. Maybe we should split the food bill since we are both enjoying it so much"

>> No.11647516

>>11645391
Tell him youre going to kill yourself if he doesnt stop eating your expensive cheese then regardless of what he does next kill yourself anyway.

>> No.11647544

>>11647516
We have an expert mind gamer here.