/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Maybe I show them my penis?

>>11645220
well if the guest is human i would ask some questions about what types of food they like and go from there.

>>11645220
Steamed hams, of course.

This or my chili,

the problem is the most interesting stuff might not be the more downhome cooking I might do but rather something a little more novel. With that in mind I think I would prefer things to be quite bright and pop a little even if it isn't super classy.

Start with a purple potato and purple cauliflower soup. Then a salad with goat cheese and pomegranate seeds. Then I would serve honey coated roast winter squash and salmon en papillote. For dessert some kind of Brandy Baked Pears with vanilla ice cream.

If you ask me again next week, I would probably have a different answer.

Pasta 'bolognese'. It's rather humble but makes sense because my repertoire is anything save for exhaustive.

>>11645565

>>11645220
Well done steak with ketchup, of course.

>>11645787
my gf unironically likes this
made me cook her a well done filet mignon then she lathered it with ketchup...

>>11645793
I trust it is now the exgf yes?

>>11645220
Hamburger Helper

>>11645220
Beef Wellington and a great bottle of red Bordeaux.

Cuban refried pork roast with black beans and rice.

Butter frying the pork can help mitigate the sometime extreme citrus flavour from and OJ brine and I would literally eat my black beans out of a shoe.

>>11645220
Milk steak over hard with a side of raw jellybeans

>>11645898
>raw jelly beans
Fucking gross!
I understand the reference but with milk steaks should have steamed jelly beans.

>implying anyone here knows how to cook

>>11645220
Pan fried salmon with a lemon butter cream sauce and cilantro.

>>11645220
squirrel fried fish

Jake's famous mac and cheese.

>>11645220
>alien emperor
double-aught special, I dont cook for Xeno scum

homemade steamed bao
to stuff, a variety of things;
braised sichuan spicy lamb
quick pickled cucumber & radish
korean sesame spinach
cilantro

>>11646647
Toss the soap flavored cilantro and this sounds amazing

Basic salad for starters, then Steak au Poivre with green beans and homemade mashed potatoes, and Mousse au Chocolat for dessert.

Spaghettio's

>>11645220
Honestly depends on what's in season since about 95% of my cooking is just improv based on what the market provides.

If I'm cooking for my mum then either beef stew with dumplings or pork cheek sugo and pasta, both favorites from home we used to cook together. If it's my grandma, steak, because that's 100% her favorite food. If it's a girl I'm trying to impress, probably make some pasta dough and do homemade tortellini or something together, it's always fun. Also wine.

Alien emperor i would serve some form of high velocity explosive because aliens can just fuck right off.

>>11645220
Start with antipasto salad, adding in red-wine vinegar and extra virgin olive oil for the vinaigrette
Some garlic bread with a side of olive oil.
Next comes the never ending pasta dish paired with a bottle of cabernet sauvignon
Finally a trio of cannoli to end the supper on a high note.

>>11647326
>95% of my cooking is just improv based on what the market provides.
As you should.

>>11645220
Salmon koulibiak.

>>11647327
lol

>>11647326
this. It's way more impressive to pull something amazing out of your ass than to present someone with a meticulously planned meal that is your 'specialty'

>>11645758
Bolognese is literally student tier food. It’s nothing special.

Shin Ramyun

>>11645220
I'd ask them in advance if they have any eating restrictions or allergies and then ask them how they like their steak cooked. If they don't care, then I'd buy a pair of nice porterhouses then season and butter them up and grill them medium to medium rare. I'd make my infamous creamy garlic mashed potatoes and a side salad with a few bottles of red wine to go with it.

Ain't never met a single person who turned up their nose to a big juicy steak. May even get stupid and butter-fry some mushrooms and onions as an optional condiment to pour over the steak.