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Hi ck,
I am dating a curvy black girl from North Carolina which is teaching English in Rome. I asked her to move to my apartment few months ago, and she accepted. She cooks very well and keeps the house in order, at the point that when some weeks ago my fascist mother took a visit to my home, she was really surprised because my previous Italian GFs didn't give a shit about it. She also claims to be a faithful Christian and reads a lot of religious books of some weird American religion (something like nigger Methodists I remember), so for her Christmas is very important, even if she is always asking for sex in nasty ways and squirts a lot. On the other hand, my food expenses have increased, because she eats like burgers are used to.
Now I want to surprise her by preparing a nice Christmas dinner. So, ck, what do you suggest?

>> No.11645096

>>11645094
bananas

>> No.11645103

>>11645094
kys niggerlover

>> No.11645119

Fried chicken, fried okra, collard greens soaked in butter, chitlins, and finish off with a dessert of watermelon and grape soda. See if you can order a big shaker of Lawry's seasoned salt as that's the primary spice of their culture.

>> No.11645121
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11645121

>>11645094
She's getting that BIG OL' ROMAN NOSE In her baboon ass.

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11645135

>>11645094
cotton candy ice cream burritos. tell her you thought she would like to hold some cotton in her hand to remind her of home

>> No.11645138

>>11645094
>what do you suggest?
Piss

>> No.11645147

>>11645103
yikes

>> No.11645150

>>11645094
Spiral ham with the cloves in it. Sweet potato bake with marshmallows on it. Green bean casserole with the cheez its on top and a faygo my nigga

>> No.11645152

>>11645096
this post was one of my simple pleasures for the day. thanks anon

>> No.11645156

>”curvy black girl”
>”which is teaching”

at least he refers to it as a thing, not. person

>> No.11645165

>>11645094
You can never go wrong with KFC

>> No.11645168

>>11645094
Cute redpilled black girls are the best, good find OP. Try a christmas roast or ham.

>> No.11645174

>>11645094
solid LARP, made me wish I had a loyal black squirtmama

>> No.11645182

>>11645138
and shit

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>>11645094
>reads a lot of religious books of some weird American religion (something like nigger Methodists I remember)
Yeah, blacks are into some weird evangelism christcuck shit, just like southern whites.

Otoh, she's probably a demon in bed given my experience with southern evangelical wenches. But as far as food goes just give her shit like gnocchi alla romano. She just wants dick if my experience carries any weight.

>> No.11645195

>>11645094
cornfour

>> No.11645207

>>11645094
>blacks teaching
>blacks teaching English
all my wews

>> No.11645211

>ayo is u niggas finna learn english?

>> No.11645216

>>11645119
Ok for fried chicken, she loves it and I use the recipe of my grandmother with durum wheat batter mixed with beer. Okra is not available here, watermelon only in the summer, nor grapes sodas.

>> No.11645235

>>11645094
How does this bitch watch tv with all the bottles in the way?

>> No.11645254

>>11645185
Where is that man's left arm?

>> No.11645257

>>11645168
"red pilled" minorities have Stockholm syndrome. The righttards are parading them like good little lapdogs and they don't even care.

>> No.11645260

>>11645094
She probably has herpes, get tested

>> No.11645304

>>11645185
Yes you are right. Also her parents acts like prophets and always cite the bible (sometimes I speak with them on Skype). I had uncles that were priests in my family, but no one took that religious stuff so seriously. I really can't understand those behaviours. If you are religious, you are chaste, not always asking for cock and after stating "sorry God if I did that things while not married". So thank you for the suggestions. I will stick with gnocchi alla romana (a really good idea, she never tasted it before) and fried chicken. Then some panettone, pandoro and cantuccini with wine.

>> No.11645327

>>11645257
you're deluded. Many racial minorities benefit from conservative policies more than they suffer from them. Retards like you act like electing a republican means black people are going to be lynched in the street, even if we're talking about wealthy religious black people who don't like paying taxes and don't believe in gay marriage.

Also you're too much of a browndick sucker to acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, certain brown people could have the same personality types and hold the same beliefs as the old white men you hate so much. And you believe this because, deep down, you are racist. You think that politics should be determined by race.

>> No.11645507

>>11645254
the snake ate it