/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11643326
Why is it awkward?

>>11643349
OP knows that she should be in bed at 4AM and is embarrassed to be found out by her dad.

>>11643326
You can help it by massaging his prostate with your fingers and penis. You guys can even take turns massaging each other's prostates. Bonding time and you work up an appetite for your protein filled snack your dad will make from the massage.

>>11643349
we end up having this really strange conversation and he's really sleepy and im kind of embaressed to be up that late. It's worse if we ignore each other.
i've thought about changing my snack time but i honestly cannot change my scedule right now for stress reasons so im wondering if it would be possible to get him to drink a lot more or a lot less to get him to go at a different time?

>>11643376
huh?

>>11643349
OP is fat and don't want people to know that the diet is all a lie

>>11643444
your schedule is more flexible than his. change your snack time.
you are asking him to change his bodily habits that hes experiencing difficulty with ....to preserve your 'schedule' for stress reasons?
what are those reasons precisely

>>11643444
>i honestly cannot change my scedule right now for stress reasons

you must be a pretty selfish person desu

>>11643478
I have autism. I would change my snack time if I could, but that is simply not an option at the moment
I don't mean to make things more difficult for him, I am actually trying to work out a solution that helps him as well. It's not like his prostate has autism, I don't see why he can't try to change the time he gets up to go to the toilet if he actually is prepared to try.
>>11643487
do you have any other ideas that aren't just criticizing me?

>>11643326
This is not food or cooking related you fucking retard, go back to r9k

>>11643518
try suicide you selfish cunt

>>11643518
You're a fag, go die OP.

>>11643518
>but that is simply not an option at the moment
That is a lie and you know it.
Snacks are optional. You could simply not snack at all.

>> I don't see why he can't try to change the time he gets up to go to the toilet if he actually is prepared to try.
Look in a mirror and ask yourself that question.

>>11643518
Get a job (like you don’t hear THAT everyday) and get your own place.

>>11643518
no, it is an option.
you seem adverse to making an effort of your own, but are more than happy to try to force someone else (who is dealing with a medical issue) to accomodate your particular snacktime preferences.

you are in the wrong here.

you can change your snack time if you dont like it. nothing about autism prevents that, especially if you are high functioning enough to recognize that you do indeed have autism.

>>11643518
yeah, be less selfish. realize that the world doesnt revolve around you. try to envision how your actions affect the feelings of the people around you. write it down or graph it if you have to.
these are criticisms, but important and sincere ones.

thanks guys i do appreciate the perspective. it's hard for me though. now i'm thinking about setting up some kind of screen around the kitchen area or maybe hanging sheets, but i'll set it up while dad is at work as a surpirse

>>11643682
Why not prepare your snack at a different time, say 2AM for example, then keep it in your room until you eat it at 4 AM?

>>11643518
>I have autism.
No, you don't. You are clearly capable of coming onto 4chan and bitching about problems that you clearly understand and empathize or lack thereof; have some sort of moral compass to find a solution. But you're to much of a selfish prick to realize maybe you should just get your head out of your ass, get a job and move the fuck out or deal with the man who supports your ass, puts a roof over your head and allows you to rummage through his fridge for tendies at snacky time.

>>11643682
it might be hard for you but make the effort.
hard doesnt mean wrong

>>11643686
I like it to be hot and he won't allow me to have a gas stove in my room and i don't like electric stoves

What kind of snacks are we actually talking about here?

>>11643518
Sounds like you're just a selfish cunt. Man the fuck up and eat your tastykakes at a different time or deal with the fact they you might have to talk to the guy that lets you live in his house.

>>11643518
>It's not like his prostate has autism.

Keep snacks in your disgusting neetden.
wow that was hard
let me guess there will be something wrong with this solution so as to keep your retarded larp thread going

>>11643326
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com has some learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>>/sci/10221251

>>11643786
grilled cheese
or some pan seared veges & mayo

>>11643825
thanks but i know im not crazy

>>11643326
tell that nigga to go to the doctor and get some flomax or a TURP

>>11643326
>this cancerous phone faggot and his shitty obsession with stupid green text trash
kys already, brat.

>>11643326
Here you go OP. Play this game with you daddy. It might help you out.

>>11643906
A lobotomy would waste less time and be far more effective.

Tell your old man to get some adult diapers. Problem solved.

>>11643444
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