/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11642912

Fortunately my liquor store is ran by soulless Poos who don't care anyways

>>11642912
who is this gay man

>>11642912
>drinking liquor

>>11642912
Yes.

I have a friend whos an alkie and every time I go to the store with they comment about him

>>11642912
I'm a convenience store clerk. I judge anyone who buys a lot of alcohol because weed is legal here.

>>11642926
DUDE

>>11642912
Not unless you're up in that bitch everyday buying loads. I used to work as a clerk in a liquor store (I also used to work in a country bar), and the regulars were always friendly enough but we would talk about how terrible they must feel everyday, or how fucking out of control their lives were (rare cases). Like how the fuck can a person consume 6 26's and handle of vodka a week. Who the fuck hangs out in a bar every night and drops 50-80~ bucks on drinks a night. Get it together for fucks sake or just start doing heroin it feels better and you'll be dead sooner. Small towns really must be that goddamn depressing.

I went in to buy whiskey at like 10 am one time and this guy I had gone to high school with was working the counter. He started stuttering and trying to explain himself, that it was just a side job while he gets his teaching license or some shit. I was like dude, I'm buying liquor in the morning I'm not the one that's supposed to be judging you here

>>11642912
It only took me a month before every clerk recognized me and I don't get carded anymore
/blog

>>11642946
Same
Usually with an added 'hey, it's been a while' or 'that didn't take long' depending on how long it's been since they've seen me last

>>11642912
If it's every day and is clearly a problem it depresses them. Especially if it's cheap stuff. I see a lot of middle aged people buying huge hauls of wine (usually totals more than 300$) at my local store, and most of the time the cashiers are really interested in what they're buying because it's fun.

>>11642950
retard

I went to the liquor store, bought a 4 pack of Old Rasputin.
Came back 2 hours later clearly drunk, and bought another one. Same clerk rang me up twice. She didn't say shit.

>>11642912

>appreciate your business

Why. They don't own the shop.

>>11642972
Americans are very professional, as much that they will speak for your business in a friendly manner. They're great employees.

Only retards like my grandma would go to the store every god damn day. Think long-term. If I'm buying alcohol I usually buy enough to last me a month in one trip. Then, the next time I buy alcohol I buy it somewhere else. Etc. I do this with everything really. No one recognizes me anywhere I go and it's just the way I want it.

>>11642987
lmao

>>11642991
>calling your grandma retarded

>>11643048
I'm not a biased nigger. I say shit how it is. She goes to the store literally everyday and buys like 4-5 items. If she wasn't retarded she'd go like once a week and buy 20+ items. All that time, money, energy wasted, it's retarded.

>>11642991
>Only retards like my grandma
nigga you need your ASS beat

>>11642912
Every liquor store in town knows me by name. It's sad. I go multiple times in a day fairly often. I don't find myself being able to buy for the week or whatever. If I start drinking, I'll go until I'm sick or pass out

>>11643052
dont hate on your grandma senpai

>>11642972
Go back to plebbit loser we don't want your type here

>>11643052
Maybe she just likes getting out of the house to get away from you, you insufferable sperg.

>>11643069
roasted

>>11643069
But when I did live with granny I was locked in my room all day. So nope, that can't be it.

>>11643052
I shop the same way.
I'd rather have fresh ingredients every day instead of being reduced to munching on rotten ingredients in the fridge from my last grocery trip a week ago.

>>11642946
>every clerk recognized me and I don't get carded anymore

That doesn't happen in Leafland. Our government liquor stores are very bureaucratic about carding, because ostensibly their role is to "control" alcohol rather than turn a profit. One bitch, who knew me as a regular, refused to sell to me on the day that my driver's license expired. Technically it was no longer a valid ID.

>>11643095
I'm a leaf and nobody here cards me
where the fuck are you buying booze from

>>11643127
LCBO

>>11642912
>Do liquor store clerks judge you if you buy a lot of alcohol?
No because it's none of my damn business, I only feel disgusted if its people who come multiple times a day to buy little bits of shit so they can keep fueling their addictions but even then I'm not going to say anything because again its none of my damn business unless they come in drunk as a skunk and I have to tell them to come back tomorrow.
Although I have white knight co-workers who think that they should tell alcoholics to stop buying but what they don't know is refusal can lead to them losing their jobs if they aren't clearly intoxicated or high.

never drink by youselfe frineds

>>11643137

You should call Police on those that come to your shop drunk. They're a danger to those driving around them and you supplying more alcohol to them prior to their wreck could result in criminal charges.

>>11643134
>Ontario
explains everything

>>11643095
>>11643134
I work at a small store in Barrie and the only ones that are strict with carding are the big stores or ones close to schools or injun reserves. Unless you look like you could still be in high school or university you'll never get carded unless the person at the register is new or head office forces us to "push up" how many people we card.
>ostensibly their role is to "control" alcohol rather than turn a profit
LCBO is EXTREMELY FRUGAL over money and it is absolutely run like a business that are driven solely by profits which is how they're basically the only government ABC that actually makes money only for it to be spent on trannies and welfare bums. LCBO still makes us serve anyone and everyone unless they're super fucked up or else our asses are fired. Hell the union could care less about us because we don't give those commiescum enough shekels to do their half-ass jobs at being political shills for the NDP.
>One bitch, who knew me as a regular, refused to sell to me on the day that my driver's license expired
If she knew you as a regular she wouldn't have carded you so your story sounds like bullshit number 1. Number 2, you should've got a temporary license form because why the fuck are you doing anything with an expired license? You should be happy the cops didn't pull you over instead or else your license would be suspended and you'd be out a chunk of change you dumbfuck.

>>11643139
If they came in a car then yes I would call the police, I'm saying what I did before about those who don't because the drunks I usually get live close and don't drive.

>>11643156
I hope Dougie abolishes the LCBO and you lose your job.

>>11643168
I’m gay btw

>>11642912
eyes can't show emotion

>>11643168
Doesn't matter to me if the LCBO dies, I can still find a job with the contacts I've made once I'm done school and I'll likely get government severance and a month off to enjoy shit.
Also even if we're gone the grocers and corner stores will likely ID everyone to avoid lawsuits and they still wouldn't serve your ass. Good luck trying it anyway Cletus!

>>11642919
>soulless alcoholic calling others soulless
Top kekarino

>>11642923
well why not?

>>11643134
Im 22 and dont get carded at my local lcbo anymore

Must be a city mutt

I've had liquor stores special order cases of the 1.75 liter of the cheapest vodka just for me. Feels good man.

>>11642926
I don't know jack shit about weed, but based on some quick googling, it looks like a moderate legal weed hobby is a fuckton more expensive than even an excessive alcohol addiction. Can you clarify?

>>11642912
Just go to different stores if you want to avoid being judged.

>>11642924
>I have a friend whos an alkie and every time I go to the store with they comment about him
>whos an alkie and every time I go to the store with they comment
> I go to the store with they comment

Typical /ck/ /r/edditor. Tries to make fun of someone who drinks and can't even string a sentence together himself. Stick to posting the egg fort meme kid.

>>11642912
No. I worked at one part time and I fucking hate people that come in everyday. If you can't get enough booze for two days in one trip then you're a fucking troglodyte. And fuck alcoholics waiting outside for me to open at 8 a.m. I know you're a fucking degenerate who needs his booze but I'm lazy and take him time setting up for the day

>>11643744

No one gives a fuck what you are doing. Working at any retail shop is the same as working at a mcdonalds. You could not afford to sustain life as an alcoholic on your pathetic single soy salary. "enough to last two days" because you can't handle more than 2 of 4 of your raspberry vodka cruisers per day otherwise you get light headed and need to sit down. Faggot.

>>11643744
>>11643744
Some people like leaving the house for a few everyday

>>11643754
leaving the house used to reaffirm my desire to be drunk all the time.

>>11643744
You sound like someone with a life so pathetically unorganized and so bitter about your own low self esteem you require validation by way of control in any way shape or form. You being so lazy and cranky to open the shop you work at on time is your feeble attempt to be a big boy by having "control" over a few guys who just want some beer in the morning.

>>11642926
>Le ebin weeeeeddddd XD XD
Remove degenerates.

>>11642923
I get bad auditory hallucinations at night and occasionally sleep paralysis if not. Sleeping meds only worsen them. Drinking makes me sleep like a baby.

>>11642991
>Calling his Grandma retarded

This white boi.

When i lived in the citiy I would walk to the 711 to buy 24 packs and natty daddy's all the time. Half the time i was already shitfaced and just wanted something to drink at home.

Half the time it was just blacks on their phones who literally didn't even care or were themselves fucked up. Plus those places have such high turnover most of the time it doesn't even matter.

>>11642919
This.
One of the usual guys I've never even heard speak so I'm sure he doesn't speak a lick of English

>>11643790
I'm going to pack my bong in honor of how upset it makes you haha

>>11643844
I went to a shady gas station in atlanta run by indians and there wasn't even room to put items through the bulletproof glass. He had put price stickers on all the items, manually entered them, and then there was just enough room for you to put your cash through.

>>11643095
It’ll all be Sharia soon enough, leaf.

>>11642912
No, I judge you based on how you react to a denied sale because you forgot your ID.

>>11642912
>>11642917
>>11642919
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com has some learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>>/sci/10221251

>>11642970
How the fuck did you manage to drink 4 of those in one night? A single Old Rasputin is basically as filling as eating a loaf of bread

>>11642912
Depends, generally they don’t care at all. They’re happy you’re paying a huge markup on liqour. They see a lot worse throughout the day and unless you’re a suoer spazz they’re going to forget you because you aren’t important and completely inconsequential to their lives

I'm a liquor store clerk. If someone buys a lot of alcohol I assume they are having a party.

>>11643886
I used to eat a buffet for dinner and then drink 20+ beers. Alcoholism will make you do anything.

>>11643880
Why the fuck do you keep posting this? Is there a RAT in the link?

>>11642991
25% of your genes are hers so be nice to that portion of yourself

>>11643891
What if someone's buying 3 handles of your cheapest vodka every single week?
What do you assume then?

>>11642991
>No one recognizes me anywhere I go and it's just the way I want it.
Any store you go to more than two or three times, the people there start to remember you, no matter how batman/incognito you think you are. They probably just act like they don't recognize you b/c you're a freak.

>>11643052
Yeah you should teach her to save up piss bottles to so she's not wasting all those trips to the bathroom you fucking sperg.

alcohol is a poison.
Why do some humans have trouble comprehending this?
They can't get over the fact that it makes them feel good for a short while.
Alcohol use is a sign of lack of self awareness and self control.

>>11642912
When I was a convenience store clerk, the only people I judged were the ones who bought glass "love buds" and steel wool. I never gave a fuck about the people who were buying booze at 7am.

>>11643984
>Alcohol is a poison
The problem is that is a nonsensical statement. Just about anything we consume is a potential poison. Hell, most vitamins are far more toxic to humans than booze is.

>>Alcohol use is a sign of lack of self awareness and self control.
I don't disagree. But I'd argue that statement extends to 4chan use as well.

>>11643998
>most vitamins are far more toxic to humans than booze

>>11644009
Why don't you drink a shotglass full of vitamin A and we'll see how things work out for ya.

>>11642944
lol

>>11644043
Number of fatalities attributable to vitamin A
vs. number of fatalities attributable to alcohol. Which number is larger by many orders of magnitude?

>>11644043
The vitamins people consume don’t come in anywhere close to those amounts

>>11644071
I agree 100% that alcohol-induced fatalities are far more common than hypervitaminosis.

But I also notice that you've now shifted the goalposts from "which of the two substances is more toxic" (the original claim), to your new strawman, which is "which is a more common form of death".

>>11644094
Once again, yes, you're right. But that wasn't the original claim either, sweetie.

Both of you retards need to work on your reading comprehension.

>>11643984
Go back to your country mohammad

>>11643445
you can't return empty doobs

>>11642991
if i bought a month's supply of alcohol at once i would probably drink all of it within a week

>>11643445
I assume the reasoning is that given the massive difference in toxicity between the two substances you'd be an idiot to keep consuming alcohol when the far safer alternative exists.

Also, as an Ex-alcoholic and having smoked in the past too, I can tell you that even buying expensive weed on the black market is cheaper than buying bottom-shelf liquor and mixers unless you are smoking comically absurd quantities.

>>11642991
dude, you must be the first alcoholic to come up with rotating stores to hide your shame
keep it up, my man

>>11642912
I judge liquor store clerks, fucking low lives.

>>11642912
I can guarantee that liquor stores have frequent customers who are far, far, far worse than you, and judgement is almost certainly reserved for them.

I fucking hate that my local package store has a bottle ready when I pull up.

>>11644337
asshole

There was a 17 year old whore working at my gas station that would always say *WOW THATS ALOT OF FUN* as she smiled at me.
I stayed away because one of my bros told me she had the clam

>>11643807
Actually, weening off of alcohol can induce sleep paralysis episodes for a period of time afterwards. Try to stop drinking for long enough. There are other things you can do, like changing sleep positions, and limiting caffeine and large meals before bed.

>>11644345
douchebag

>>11643052
It's for the human interaction and sense of purpose, which get rarer as you reach her age. Have sympathy, she loves you

>>11643988
>love buds and steel wool
quick rundown?

>>11644845
I'm neither American nor a tweaker but I think I know this.
Love buds would be fake roses in a glass container. The glass container being a glass pipe with a glass ball on the end. Good for smoking crack.
I am guessing the steel wool serves a similar purpose. Something about acting as a mesh between the heat source and the drug presumably.

Another classic is apparently shoe laces, which are used to "tie off" for drug injection.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>11642944

Yup

>>11644845
for crack

>>11642912
Oh Jeeze, OP. I just ran out of wine and I am going to go to my local store for more. Idk if they judge me. They prolly do, but I'm super polite with them and have the bantz for the 5 seconds it takes to read my chip card.

>>11642912
>Do liquor store clerks judge you if you buy a lot of alcohol?
no. the only "judgement" you feel is the clerk's apprehension. the clerk is hoping you dont go into alchoholic rage and start breaking shit you can't pay for. as long as you walk in, pay for your goods, and leave in peace is all that matters. selling liquor is a lucrative business and they want your money.

>>11643445
I bought a vape pen for 40 bucks and the carts are 15. One or two rips a night is good and they last for about 100.

>>11644936
thc carts are 50-80 dollars here

>>11642987
My local liquor store clerk got caught smoking crack at the front desk
with customers in the store

You're giving us americans too good of a name

>>11644943
That's crazy, where?

>>11642912
>Do liquor store clerks judge you if you buy a lot of alcohol?
Joke's on them. I judge them for selling alcohol to drunks all day.

>>11644103
>if you accept my retarded premise that people drink 12oz pure vitamins then im correct!!

Wow such a bright young man you are

whenever my main store gets a new clerk they always give me the stink eye or a concerned look for the first couple weeks but normally they stop once they realize all the older employees now my name and like me

>>11644979
>there are people who know my name
>there are people who like me
Pick one.

>>11642912
Yeah, mine are always some sassy old black lady or asian and the always say
Either
>wow you need to get laid
Or
>wow you need a girlfriend

And I just spaghetti and go home

>>11644979
The people I go to always call me "Sir" or "Buddy." Should I break this pattern and just say, "You can call me Edwin, lads."

>>11642912
why would they? they shouldn't have opened a store selling alcohol if they have a heavy conscience surrounding it.

>>11644996

Tell them they need an education to better themselves that way they wouldn't need to make lame fucking comments every time you give them a reason for having a paycheck.

>>11644998
often the clerk is not the proprietor, like in every grocery store

>>11645122
So they're going to judge people when they're a wagie at a fucking liquor store?

I live in NH, a state of alchies and a very well run state monopoly on hard liquor. The clerks have never been judgmental to me, and when I special order weird shit they ask me about it with genuine curiosity. They want to know what will sell in volume in our town of ~2000 white, aging, slightly better off the usual hicks.

>>11642912
Hank Hill isn't doing too well

>>11642912
My liquor merchant is an asian guy so he doesn't give a shit

>>11643409
haha same here

I live in a majority black/indian area (probably only about 10% of the people here are white, myself included.) My local gas station has had the same people working 3'rd shift for years. It really feels like every single encounter with them is the same. I go in, go to the coolers to grab my tall boys. Go to the register. They ring me up, I say "have a good one" every single time and leave. I don't think there has been a change in that sequence down to the exact words in years. The only one I think might be judgmental is a 50 something black woman who always looks unhappy/angry. The other 30 something black woman is always playing music from her phone and is always high. Then there is the 20 something white woman. She is the only one that says hi and smiles.

>>11644845
Basically what >>11644873 and >>11644890 say. It was damn funny when I'd be working the graveyard shift and some total crackwhore would come in and "notice" the love buds by the counter and make up some story to me about how her kid or whatever would just love this little knickknack "omg anon, its perfect - the flower doesn't die and it looks so nice and lets him know I'm thinking of him! I also need to clean my oven, do you have steel wool?"
I could usually spot the tweakers the instant they got out of their car and 9 times out of 10 could accurately predict who would buy a love bud.

>>11643409
>>11645214
Ha! I love you guys. I feel right at home.

>>11642987
it's true. when I frequent a business in the US the employees take a liking to me. I'm an autist so I assume they will hate me just for being there and making them work.

I think they like me because I don't cause trouble. Average customers are probably cunts and impose on them in various ways but I just pay for my shit, say thanks, and go. I guess that's all it takes for some people to like you

>>11644946
smoking crack with customers is good customer service

>>11645126
do you know what alcoholics look like? it can be pretty grim, a creature to be pitied. And people gotta work man

>>11645353
I grew up in the ghetto and my uncles would buy these when they took me to the store. they would never buy me onr I would get upset lol

>>11645353
i'd judge worse someone who isn't a crackhead that purchased the love roses

>>11645375
Americans generally like european foreign accents except in the south and midwest where they think you're being pretentious and making fun of them.

>>11644997
Yeah, if you have been a customer for over a year, and are planning on staying a regular, sure.

>>11644997
You will fuck up your relationship like this. Don't give the the pressure of having to remember your name. They either won't remember it, showing you how much they don't care or they'll forget it, and make things awkward from now on.

>>11642912
They only care if I'm buying the stuff they want to drink for themselves.

>>11642912
It's pretty split. Some don't give a shit and others make the jokes about not needing your id or whatever they think of that day.

>>11644272
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>11642912
My sister pulled a job at CVS for a while. She judged the people who came when the doors opened but no one else.

>>11645503
Not if I introduce myself in an incredibly awkward manner.

>>11645545
ok three for free

>>11642912
My uncle was such an alcoholic that eventually the person at the liquor store refused to serve him and became a family friend due to always calling other family when he saw him out buying alcohol. Even spoke at his funeral.

He was the kind of drunk that didn't hurt other people...you know other than his own immediate family who he totally emotionally crippled for the rest of their lives.

>>11645594
>so weak that having an alkie father cripples you
hopefully, for humanity's sake, none of them breed

>>11644997
I have the same name, lad <3

>>11643733
Shut the fuck up newfag you're not fooling anyone.

>>11643744
Prickwillow

>>11645392
kek

>>11642912
Eh, my guys is always happy to see me

Liquor store clerk here, I like most alkies, good banter with a few, I feel kind of bad for the old ones who are barely walking though.

>>11643095
Maybe when the manager is right next to me and you are actually really young looking, then again if you're really a regular she knows you too. Hell I don't even care about expired licences in general since as far as I know they only test us on age.

>ostensibly their role is to "control" alcohol rather than turn a profit
ostensibly is right, fucking kikes in the liquor board are making loot salaries.

>>11642991
Because alcoholics are so smart and long term thinking.

>>11643409
Absolutely based

>>11643764
It becomes tiresome and depressing dealing with early morning drunks beating down the doors the second it's legal to buy off-sale again.

>>11644354
>she had the clam
Good thing you stayed away!

I work at a corner store and we have many regulars who come in and buy 6 packs or a bottle of wine and the answer is no I try to be extra nice to the frequent buyers, I just want their money.

>>11645818
Its actually Edmond, but whatever.

>>11644354
shoulda fucked her anyway, clams are yummy

>>11644997
they'll think you want to fuck

I went to the liquor store and there was a cute tomboyish girl working with a husky voice who made my peepee tingle immediately. I had a positive interaction with her and reminded me of a girl I used to fuck, made her laugh but I'll probably never see her again and I'm so fucking lonely and horny lads jesus christ I'm drinking alone now

>>11644997
Eh, at my store there is a few customers who I know by name, but I don't even remember how. If you tried to force it it could be weird.

>>11644276
you're kidding right? That's pretty normal for newbs to the lifestyle before they've lost all shame

>>11646525
Fuck you norman. I've been a horny pent up virgin for 24 years. At least you have experienced the greatest pleasure any person can experience. I am left with never knowing what that feels like.

The liquor store I used to go to always had AA faggots handing out business cards outside. Surprised the owners didn't tell them to gtfo

>>11642991
If I did that I'd drink it in a day and then die. I buy everyday with a limited budget just to not kill myself. fuck the world, fuck life, fuck genetics, fuck society.

>>11646539
>greatest pleasure any person can experience
Bruh. It ain't that spectacular.

>>11644276
>>11646535
I had a customer once admit to me once they rotate stores, who knows how many are doing it really. A lot simply don't seem to give a fuck though.

>>11645424
>someone who isn't a crackhead that purchased the love roses
lol yeah that literally never happened. The only people who ever bought those things were obvious tweakers and crackheads.

Most of them knew I was al/ck/ because I'd come in with the shakes and have that distracted WD look about me, not like I had some spotless reputation to uphold.

>>11646548
That's bullshit and you know it

>>11646539
The greatest pleasure is knowing that Jesus Christ is your savior

>>11646589
I'll believe in god when he puts a woman in my life. "saving me" would be that. Until then he can fuck off
t. 24 years old and bald and mentally ill from my parents doing hard drugs while I was in the womb.

>>11646589
No one has lasted long in Heaven. It's not what you think it is.

>>11646596
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it faggot

>>11646610
Says the normie who isn't deformed and mentally ill. Stick your face in a pot of boiling oil and then go and bee urself and try to pick up women.

This is how we see you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5gQ_rruDmc

>>11642923
Having moved to a country where social drinking is expected, I've grown to at least appreciate alcohol. I don't love it, but if everyone at the party is drinking it's absolutely awful to be completely sober. Even one drink makes it better.

>>11646624
Wow. Hideous, retarded, AND insufferable. You actually have control over the last one, which, WEIRRRRRRD, is the one keeping you from having friends.

>>11642912
Notice? Yes. Worry about you? Sometimes. Judge you? Almost definitely not, at least not for just your drinking habit. Anyone working in that business long enough would have to be a real dick to sit on his high horse while he's kept clothed and fed by alcoholics. Anybody who works in the liquor industry knows that like 80% of revenue is from people with a problem. Sad, but true.
I used to bounce around liquor stores, and STILL heard some guy saying judgmental stuff about how much I drink as I was leaving, so some people are real dicks I guess.

>>11646600
elaborate

>>11646654
Easy to look down on people like me. You are attractive and social. I'm deformed and anti-social. I don't have control over anything except my own death. I was bullied so severely growing up that I was in a psych ward more than I was in school. I'll make sure to quote you when normies are under my

>>11646539
I'm a 33 year old virgin, but I'm glad I don't view sex as "the ultimate pleasure"

>>11646676
Always a new excuse huh?

>>11646677
What do you view as "the ultimate pleasure" then anon? Kingdoms have literally fallen over pussy.

>>11646700

>>11646706
I guess I don't really think of one thing as the very best. I like some things more than others, but I don't like anything to such a higher level, I guess.

>>11646645
You used to live in an Islamic country?

>>11644956
Cali fag here. Paid $67 otd including 33% tax for a gram cart, 510 threading. Got my battery off eBay. Been 5 weeks and only halfway through which seems ok for the money

Everyone at my local store is Indian and wouldn't card an 8 year old kid if he was willing to pay.
The exception is this cute Mexican girl who always closely examines my card and invariably says "Oooooh, that's my son's birthday!" and tells an anecdote about her 2 year old son.
I'm amazed she hasn't remembered me by this point, it's happened at least a dozen times. Do you really think that many people have the same birthday?
I can't complain because a few times she's punched in the wrong prices and I got my drinks for cheap.

>>11646734
She wants you to give her another child, dude.

I'm not adding much of anything new to the conversation at this point, but:
They notice, but they don't judge. It's something of an unwritten rule that you don't openly voice concern in that regard; bad practice, and frankly, none of your business (despite your good intentions).

>>11643849
>2018
>still using a bong

>>11642912
Yeah. Everybody judges everything you do. They generally don't care about you, but they subconsciously apply a stereotype on the basis of whatever they see of you. You'll realize you do the same thing to everyone else, if you think about.

>>11643886
IDK. Technically I drank more than 4 since I started on the 2nd pack right after I got back to my apartment.
I'm pretty skinny I only weigh 130.
I don't think beers are "filling as a loaf of bread"
It's literally just liquid. It's about as filling as drinking a glass of water.

>>11645140
cheers fellow Granite Stater !

>>11646627
kek

>>11644873
Thanks. I'm American but I've never heard of this before.

>>11642912
That looks like Merlin Mann.

>>11646627
Based and relatable.

>>11646539
The greatest pleasure you can experience is IV opiates, not that I recommend it

Gotta go fast and eat ass. High speed low drag. Yut! I really wish we had a fucking discord for the al/ck/s

>>11646923
I started buying this vodka because the bottle has a fucking otter on it.

As someone who worked at a liquor store, I can say that I do judge you but its mostly a passing judgement that I forget about about 10 minutes later.

Its only when you do something weird like try and steal or lie to me that I really hold onto a judgement.

>>11646717
Why so edgy on a food board. Go back to /b/ uwu
Also im a different fag if it wasnt obvious enough 22 yo virgin come fite me

I give not one fuck. The only reason I'm watching you is to know which beers I have to to restock the cooler shelves with for the next guy.

>>11646943
Fuck me. I just noticed that. What the fuck do otters have to do with Poland? Its really a solid rye vodka for the price.

>>11646923
go 2 420chan for al/ck/o discussions. i go there for tobbacco discussions and its pretty good

>>11643369
Increased likelihood of developing Alzheimer or dementia down the road.

>>11646983
>drink to forget
>end up forgetting
Sounds good to me.

how can anyone stand the stench of a liquor store, or alcohol in general? What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>11644936
>One or two rips a night is good
To get at the level of high equivalent to the level of drink given by a handle? I'm not comparing cost with a casual drinker.

>tfw only drink a couple beers a day but every store near me knows me and doesnt card anymore
>tfw dont care because im hardly the most pathetic case they see regularly
>tfw wondering when it will advance to a 6pack a day
some of you hardcore alchies will laugh, but we all know it starts from somewhere and gets worse

>>11642912
Stores round where I live are all run by Indians. They don't give a fuck.

Only people I judged when I worked in aN off license were the underage people trying to buy Smirnoff Ice and MD 20/20

>>11647112
I started on a sixpack a couple nights a week when I was around 19-20.
Now 7 years later I'll easily drink atleast 16 beers on a worknight. I experimented with other stuff but hard liquor just got me way too smashed, if less gassy, and a boxed wine hangover just feels wrong.
I really need to stop as I had some shitty relationship issues earlier in the year and pretty much blew through all of my fucking savings since I moved out of home. Couldn't even pay my car insurance this month, luckily my mother doesn't know how bad it is.
I gotta decide between keeping my one remaining friend and my health because all he does is want to drink together.

>>11647151
maybe u and ur friend can find the path together :)

Who cares, they work a dead end retail job. Even if they own the fucking store their life is spent ringing up shit all day, too broke to have younger dumbasses running their store(s)

>>11646645
Where the fuck were you and where are you now?

>>11646535
I just go to a store out of town. Who cares if they know I'm a degenerate who buys alcohol at 6am? It's the only reason to drive through there.

>>11646539
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal. Do you realize how many things you can do that aren't sex? I'm glad I've never experienced that as it seems everyone who does gets so addicted their life becomes meaningless if they don't get it after a month.

>>11643965
>What do you assume then?
Solidarity?

>>11644894
I worked at a wine shop and we did judge people. Not based on what they were drinking but solely on bantz. People working at a wine shop aren't exactly abstainers themselves, most of the time.

>>11646563
>sex
>greatest pleasure
>that's bullshit and you know it
finally someone understands being married

>>11643807
have you tried cbd?
might be worth looking into, alcohol isn't good for you

>>11646541
amen