/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11641406
sausage is superior.

>>11641406
>another fast food thread

>>11641406
>Real man
>Pizza
Pick one and also fuck off

I'm going to need a napkin to dab off some of the grease.

We just got a dominos in my town. It was fucking disgusting. 15 dollar pizza. Should have just gone to the local grocery store and bought a frozen one for 5. Horrific.

>>11641406
that looks fucking awesome. I think I know what I'm getting as soon as my local pizza place opens

>>11641406
Why are the slices so fucking thin? How are you supposed to fold that?

>>11642986
>pizza
>fast
Retard?

>>11641406
basepilled

>>11642981
Wrong

>>11643538
>more protein
>less fat
>tastes better
Right. I'm right nigga, don't you dare deny it.

>>11641406
>fatteroni
No thanks, Lardo Caloriesian

>>11643538
I'd say he's right just because pepperoni grease gets over everything and ruins the balance. Instead of a nice crust with a sweet tang of tomato sauce and the slightly salty cheese followed by a good hearty protein everything starts to taste of salty pepperoni. Sausage isn't my favorite topping but at least it isn't changing the entire flavor profile of a pizza.

>>11643390
>pizza
>not fast
Dummy?

>>11641406
>Pepperoni
Yikes!

>>11643338
It's thicker than it looks. The pizzas are big and the perspective is weird

>>11643173
Yep. Dominos is truly the worst. I grew up too poor to have dominos and so always thought it must be the best because it was expensive and was jealous of people who could eat it.

Now I’ve had it it’s like what the fuck, literally the worst pizza there is. As you say, frozen one would be much more satisfying.

>>11641406
My family always gets the supreme pizza and the vegetable toppings get soggy and limp like an hour after ordering it

>>11643123
Did someone say dab???

>>11641406
I know you now, anon. Always asking the pie cut into 12. You know its univeral that a pie either be cut into 8 or 4. You are stepping it up.

>>11643832
Hawaiian pizza with jalapeno is objectively the best pizza. You forgot spicy.

>>11647247
What is Hawaiian about ham and pineapple?

>>11647247
u don't even confit ur pineapple and pickle ur jalapeno.

pleb status.

>>11647254
The swine is raised and gutted on the island before cooked into a delicious meal. Pineapples were not originally native to Hawaii but have been grown on the island for some time. It's tropical and grows well in Hawaii. As you can imagine, one would think "pineapple and ham" is Hawaiian tropical flavors.

>>11647275
>one would think
Oh, so it's a Reddit opinion then.

>>11647282
No. And there's nothing wrong with a Reddit opinion if it was the right opinion, unlike yours desu.

>>11647290
Yikes

can you rate my pizza?

>>11641406
Really poorly cut. And I don't want to hear about how that's preferable

>>11648785
Crust is nice and thin but needs more cook time. Is that bologna?

>>11648785
Pretty fucking good desu. Perhaps the pepporonis are too tall/thick? If you like the flavor maybe use those deli cut ones

>>11648785

Looks very tasty, my boy.

>>11642981
So you're that fat greasy guy that always says "get sausage" whenever pizza is being ordered

>>11641406
>orders pizza
I feel like real man now!

>>11649803
literally what? Fuck are you talking about incel.

>>11641406
Hey there faglard, that isn't a new haven style pizza with hamburg, onions, and red pepper flakes.

>>11648785
I'd eat it

>>11641406
how is that a real man's pizza? just salami.
granted a real man's pizza has salami but that is missing 3-4 other meats

>>11641406

>cutting a pizza that many times

YOU FUCKED UP

>>11641406
jokes aside that pizza looks pretty legit

>>11641406
Thick cut pepperoni or gtfo.

>>11641406

>>11643123
Grease=fat=flavour.

Please die.

>>11648785
>hot dogs on pizza
Do Britlards really do this?

I <3 Ronnies

>>11643173
Domino's is only good because they're open until like 3am for your drunk/high ass. It's literally just the late night convenience. The pizza is fucking gross

>>11641406
>pepperonis

mmm, cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuQxoM1ArRI

Since its a pizza thread...

I picture a lot of /ck/ would be in the Kitchens Gordon attempts to help.

Thin crust is a scam to still you less dough

>>11650328
>snow
clearly not amerimutt

>>11649015
This. More cook time, very little color on the cheese. Or perhaps was not baked in a 500+ oven. That mystery bologna should be quartered and spread out evenly for more crispy edge surface area, imo

>>11643570
Pepperoni on pizza is infinitely superior to fucking sausage on pizza. That shit's for savages and uncultured fat bastards.

>does not taste better

>>11652479
Americans get snow...

>>11652654
>prefers overly processed nitrite ridden shit meat over fresh ground and seasoned sausage.
The state of fat fuck zoomers.

>>11652877
>nitrite ridden
Niggah, I make my own semi-dry pepperoni and for 1kg of meat uses 2.5g of Cure#1 which contains only 6.25% sodium nitrite. You literally get more nitrite from a fucking stalk of celery.

What's the best way to reheat pizza? I personally use a toaster oven, set to toast at 450 for about 7 minutes.
>inb4 coldfags come in and ruin the discussion

>>11652893

you think anywhere other than your lonely cradle of masturbation uses anything that isn't nitrate ridden filth , pepperoni fag?

>>11641406
that looks good

>>11650298

The swollen, brain of an americant, ladies and gentlemen.

>>11652931
I don't even eat pepperoni pizza, not my first choice, so either way it don't matter.

This is merely a question of what's better. In a pizza context, sausages have no place competing against pepperoni. You fucking peasant.