/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11640433
Over-Done master race

>>11640433
I love it. Brogle and cheese is something I used to eat daily.

>>11640433
roasted with a bit of oil + salt/pepper and it’s god tier stuff. people have different tastes though :/

>>11640433
Tastes disgusting

>>11640433
over done is the best

>>11640450
found the black guy

>>11640433
Broccoli soup WILL make you cum

Cooked broccoli with ham and heavy cream sauce spaghetti is the tightest shit.

>>11640433
It's genetic.

I hated broccoli in restaurants before because they overcooked it now you get fucking grassy, crunchy, undercooked shit on a plate.

>>11640435
>>11640454
This, I think it actually tastes a little sweet when it's fully cooked. Crisp-tender is worthless, either just serve it raw or fully cooked, halfway through has the benefits of neither.

>>11640433
Last years crop

>>11640433
I like my broc steamed for 6 minutes I don't like crispy broc

>>11640433
crisp and tender, butter, salt and pepper
perfect

>>11640433
smells like farts

>>11640433
>objectively good
Veggies taste bad

I fuckin love take out chink beef/chicken and broc. There is no better broc than when its in a chinese dish

>>11640433
crisp and tender, bit of balsamic vinegar

yum

>>11640433
Steamed, add melted butter and lemon juice.

When I was a kid I used to call them little trees.

>>11641978
>add melted butter and lemon juice.
c'mon lazy ass go full badass and make a hollandaise.

>spoiling its taste with seasonings and other random shit

steamed is all you need.

>>11641989
theyre like edible bonsais

>>11641521
How do you prepare your broccoli?

>>11640433
Cauliflower has a dull taste. So how to describe broccoli? It's like a concentrated dull, sth like dull squared, almost .. stupid. Browning the hell out of it is the only way to make it kinda like edible. Fuck broccoli.

Steamed broccoli is the best kind.

Can you eat it raw?

>>11643011
In reasonnable quantities, yes

>>11640433
>only eating the florets

the stalk is just as good

sliced broccoli stems are the best

>>11642848
farting on it

>>11643004
Raw=steamed>crisp-tender>>>>>overdone

>>11645049
Fucking WRONG

>>11645049
throw em under the broiler until they're just a little burned on the outside and then serve with sea salt and lemon.

>>11640433
>bitter foods
>objectively good
Bitter taste is the best known case of a wildly varying genetic based difference you absolute retard. Go read a book.

>>11645120
>broccoli
>bitter

imagine being so deep in diabetes anything that doesn't contain a pound of sugar is bitter.

>>11640433
Roasted to death in an oven with cauliflower

>>11640433
Vegetables have no place in modern food. Sure they were once the only thing we could get when we foraged for stuff, but now we have meat and cheese and bread and potatoes and mayo and sauce so they're pretty much obsolete. They taste like nothing and are pretty much indigestible (all fiber) so they don't give you any of the energy you need.
If you want to pretend that celery is food by covering it with peanut butter and raisins, you go ahead, but I'm going to substitute that celery for crackers.
>but anon, eggplant tastes like meat and it's delicious
No, that stuff is literally cooked vomit.
>but what about tofu?
Literally proven that the soy turns into estrogen, making you more woman

It's 2018, we have massive factories dedicated to producing quality food and people still eat stuff that comes out of the ground and has to be washed to get all the cow poop off. Disgusting.

>>11645159
0/10

weak bait

>>11645159
Found the D cup dairy fairy

>>11645149
Broccoli is the textbook example of a food impacted by the bitter taste genetic variation finding you stupid fuck.
https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2003/02/bitter-or-sweet-stanford-research-spits-out-gene-linked-to-taste-sensation.html
>STANFORD, Calif. Hate broccoli? Take heart. Researchers have discovered a single gene that helps explain why some people love their leafy greens while others simply can't bear the bitter taste.

>>11643004
A response has never been as true