/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I consider soft boiling a dozen eggs and using a used heroin needle to extract the warm tasty egg yolk. Anything for protein. I weigh 115 pounds and am 5'11, I must gain weight or I will never be able to build muscle and achieve the goal of life, have intercourse. All else is secondary. OP is a brainless sissy, for the runny yolk is the spine of all good breakfast. Soft boiled eggs are life.

Dipping your toast and bacon into the yolk is fucking delicious

>>11635315
I might hate your kind, more than any other
your worse than a fool with a neck or face tattoo

>>11635343
>your

Corned beef hash with a runny yolk mixed in top tier, fuck you

>>11635341
This.

>>11635341
what this gentleman said. fried eggs and toast is worthless if the yolk isnt just a little runny enough to spread on toast

>>11635334
Sorry, I dont read manlet posts.

Huh?

>>11635315
It’s just special snowflakes who try to act like their disgusting yolk water is appetizing. That shit is meant to either be boiled or fried. Disgusting desu

>>11635549
Your fucking stupid. Who ever heard of eggs Benedict with a hard fried egg.

>>11635553
>Your

>>11635315
>>11635549
imagine being such a child you cry for mummy when your eggy is runny
>MUMMY MUMMY MY EGGY IS RUNNY!!!!
ahahahahahahaha

>>11635315
I'm sorry you only like shitty dry ass foods

>>11635315
Only faggots do. Anyone who eats runny yolks is a disgusting degenerate. I bet they all like swallowing hot runny loads.

I love runny egg yolks. I love watching the yolk break and run it's goodness down my toast. Only uncultured swine who live off of chicken tenders and fries eat their eggs hard cooked. Go back to preschool.

people on this board are so angry and have such shit opinions its amazing

i love to rub the goo all over my nipples it's so fucking good

Makes me wanna puke

>>11635960
I'd suck your eggy nips clean every morning anon

>>11635540
this, all posts should be required to have a photo of their drivers license attached, and any height less than 6'2" will be locked to any replies.
it's the only reasonable solution desu

>tfw I love over-medium eggs
>no one ever manages to cook them properly
> i just want to be able to spread the yolk on my toast instead of having to sop it up

>>11637018
god tier S++ taste

>>11637018
pasteurize your eggs so they are still uncooked, yet "cooked"
Also over easy is the way to go, that way you can sop up all the delicious egg center

>>11635315
i personally dont like the taste of the yolk. ill eat it but ill get some white in there too or some ketchup

>tfw the warm egg yolk seeps into your beard as you bite into a Croque Madame

>>11635343
Sounds like rap lyrics

>>11635315
dipping toast in yolk is godly
runny yolk over some asian noodle dish is godly
runny yolk from a poached egg over risotto is godly

good bait tho

>>11635334
This is not /fit/.

>>11638024
/fit/ my penis into your mom

>>11635315
>snot
It's ovary juice, you uneducated piece of shit. Snot is nasally leaked mucus.

>>11635315
>not liking runny yolk on toast with bacon, american cheese, and texas pete
>not liking runny yolk with hash browns, ketchup, and valentina
u ok breh?

>>11638258
if you like yolk so much, why do you mask it with bacon, cheese, and hot sauce?

>>11638270
>if you like x so much why do you eat y or z?
sir, please don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again

>>11637064
how the fuck would you pasteurize an egg without cooking it?

I think runny yolk is okay but over medium is my favourite. And yet over hard are my favs for egg sandwiches. They all have their uses.

>>11635315
It's my favorite part of eating eggs. If I can't get a runny yolk I'd rather eat something else.

>>11635315
it's not chicken snot, it's hen cum

>>11638351
>not knowing the methyl ethyl ketone method
Pleb.

>>11635315
a runny yolk is the only part worth eating nigger

I only eat eggs soft boiled, go fuck yourself

>>11638590
I want natural food you GMO FUCKING SHILL
GLOW IN THE DARK NIGGER

>>11635878
You'd be right about that anon, but there's nothin wrong with having my PERFECT sunny side up eggs a couple times a week before swallowing my partners thick cum ;) a double dose of protein keeps a fella strong

>>11638590
I used to work at a place where people would use MEK for all kinds of dumb shit. One dude cured his athlete's foot with it, one tried to fix his hemorrhoids with it (didn't work, but god damn did he look uncomfortable).

>>11635540
How'd you know he was a manlet then?

>>11638632
power bottom material right here

>>11638669
Same anon here. It burns worse than lemon juice. It also almost kills any and all microbes. Accidently sat on the container when it still had some MEK on it. Ill never forget it. I think i might get ball cancer later in life. Like icyhot. But im sure if i were to dip fresh layed eggs in there for a second, it would cleanse and probably absorb some. I might expieriment. Ill make a thread if im ever retarded enought to do it.