/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11630129
Accept them and throw them away at home.

>>11630129
Report them to HR for unwanted sexual advances. Claim that the gifts and cookies are making you feel uncomfortable about their intentions.

>>11630129
Do you know how many people would fucking kill to be in your position? its like you live in a fucking anime. enjoy it while it last.

>>11630163
don't do this unless you are a massive faggot
>>11630133
Do this or give them away to other people so they think you are crafty

>>11630163
based

>>11630270
>t.female with pending sexual harrasment suit

Marry one of them.

>>11630129
Live entirely off baked goods while you drown in pussy. Don't fuck this up.

>>11630129
Sincerely thank them for thinking of you and then take them home and freeze them to eat over time or throw them out if you don't have the will power to not eat them all at once. Or give them to someone you know or a homeless person.

>>11630129
>work at mcdonlads
>have sex with two coworkers
>they make me shitty ass cupcakes with terrible frosting every birthday
>bring them home
>they sit in fridge or on counter for a couple weeks
>throw them away
>"yeah those cupcakes were delicious! thanks again!"

>>11630129
FFS, put them in the freezer and eat them later. Or eat only baked goods until February.

>start job at office
>office is full of women
>they bring in some snacks or whatever but its all garbage
>start bringing in my own stuff
>all the women adore me since I can actually bake
>Realize they are going to eat what I bring in no matter what
>start adding more butter to everything
>they like my baked goods even more
>start bringing in stuff on a weekly basis
>watch as a couple of the women with limit self control start to bloat up
>slowly but surely you have been fattening up all the women in your office

I am a sculptor and my medium is the female body.

>>11630568
Caused any divorces yet?

>>11630575
Not yet. New girl in the office however. She's seems to be a health nut.

I'm going to try and break her.

>>11630129
sounds fucking great. the better question you can ask is why are you such a fag?

>>11630129
They are being nice, but some really want to be with you. Women crave attention because its in their nature to nurture and enjoy thank you's.

>>11630568
>making women obese, so tyrone can have at people with low self esteem.

>>11630568
THE ARCHITECT

>>11630163
Definitely do this. People need to respect your boundaries or you'll never feel safe at work.

>>11631199
If I had a girlfriend/wife, I'd make her huge. James Bond knows what's up.

>>11631199
STOP FUCKING EATING, WHALE.

>>11630568
Based and redpilled

>>11630568
I see you are also down with the THICCness

>>11631199
mommy gib

>>11631973
The Architect is doing his work. He is building a bigger, larger woman.

>>11631973
>For England, James?
No, for Wales