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Why don't you just move to amarillo and eat free every day, /ck/?

>> No.11627379
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>>11626225
>Eat at the big texan once in normal attire
>Change clothes, punch your self in the throat to change your voice and shave your head
>Cheat activated

>> No.11627407

Nothing is free. What is the catch?

>> No.11627414

>>11627407
You gotta stay at the motel.
Also you only get the small size. Any upgrade in steak and you gottsta pay.

>> No.11627731
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>>11627407
It's one of those Man vs Food type challenges where you only get it free if you eat the entire meal in one sitting. If you can't finish it you have to pay.

>> No.11627744

>>11626225
I think I’m going there next. Amarillo has a great team in the playoffs this year. Lost on Saturday in a failed comeback against Longview. Great game.

>> No.11627750

>>11627731
How do those places remain open in the US since almost half the population is morbidly obese? On average every other customer would be able to knock that out as an appetizer.

>> No.11627763

>>11627750
I'm technically obese and can't finish a 16oz steak in one sitting.

>> No.11627771

>>11627750
Obese people get to be that way from constant snacking and high calorie drinks most of the time, it's not just from 2 or 3 huge meals every day.

>> No.11627774

>>11627750
A 72 oz. steak is 4.5 pounds or a shy over 2 kg if you're using metric, which is pretty fucking big. 14 oz. is my upper limit for a steak in one sitting.

>> No.11627776

>>11627750
>almost half the population is morbidly obese?
>almost half
And the rest.

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>>11627750
>non-american doesn't know how capitalism works
why am I never surprised by these posts?

>> No.11627870

>>11627779
>america
>capitalist
Try again, sweaty.

>> No.11627899

>>11627870
Mixed market economy for the elites to rule over us. Hong Kong had the best McDonald’s anyway.

>> No.11628306

https://www.bigtexan.com/72oz-steak-rules/

>> No.11628311

>>11628306
>>11628306
$72 isn't that bad if you like frying up leftover steak at home.

>> No.11628313

Because Amarillo is a shithole. I fucking hate that place.

>> No.11628328

This woman Molly Schuyler ate 3 of those 72 oz steaks, 3 salads, 3 shrimp coctails, and 3 bread rolls in under 20 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUU58hzPiXc

>> No.11628388

>>11626225
I ate there once, it was actually really good. The fudge that they sell was the best part though.

>> No.11628417

>>11627750
Because people get fat from eating too much over the day, not from one big meal and 72 oz is a huge steak, plus you also have to finish the shrimp cocktail, salad, baked potato, and roll in one hour.

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>>11628328
>Over 15lbs of food in one sitting
>Mfw

>> No.11628430

>>11627750
Obese people food like chips, ice cream and soda becomes very compact in the stomach and is digested quickly. A slab of meat will fill you up a lot more.

>> No.11628436

>>11628328
I’m more impressed that she ate all that while being a normal size human
I bet her shits are massive tho like giving birth

>> No.11629346

>>11626225
What's that like six pounds? I want to poop again someday

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>>11628328
>>11628418
>Competitive eater downs 22.5 pounds of prime rib in less than an hour
How is that even possible? Did it have bones that added to the weight/size?