/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11622414
FUCK

everything grows from dinosaur bones anyways

>>11622414
I'm literally shaking right now.

>paying over $8 for fake eggs

>>11622431
one of the stupidest fucking things ive ever read. really caught me off guard.

>>11622414
Eggs arnt made from chickens theyre made by chickens, fuckin vegan marketing team suffering mental difficulties

>>11622414
>just egg
>*egg free

Surely this is a violation of marketing or advertising law. I'm pretty sure I can't put up a road sign saying "CAR TIRES" and then actually just be selling concrete toroids.

>>11622543
Veganism is the diet of the incredibly wealthy self-righteous trust fund kids.

>>11622573
That's probably why they have that made from plants tag attached. They made the bottle then realized they need to add that to it.

Frankly I think vegans are missing the boat on animal cruelty issues. I think it'd be a better endeavor to invest in cruelty free meat and eggs and such. At least vegetarianism, since you can get cruelty free eggs and milk from local farms and give a big middle finger to big farming

>>11622592
IF I opened up a store that was called "Just Tires" and literally sold no tires, I don't think it would matter that I put it in the fine print.

>>11622414
Colon cancer? Heart disease? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>11622576
As long as you still for tax cuts for the wealthy they will exist :3

>>11622414
>egg
>egg free

>>11622625
I went to a place called Sally's and they didn't have Sally for sale, they did have eggs tho. It's the label on the product that matters. I agree calling Just Egg seems to fall into the same problem that happened with American and Parmesan "cheese", but that tag might be their way of getting around that.

>>11622632
>vegans don't get colon cancer or heart disease

The majority of heart disease is caused by plant sugars, not fats. that was an old debunked study led by the sugar industry. Also, coarse plant matter like corn causes diverticulitis and colon cancer.

>>11622652
Post proof.

>>11622660

>>11622555
Your mom's dinosaur bones

>>11622676
So it's not like carnietards cut sugars out of their diets

>>11622733
>get proven wrong
>b-but at least I don't eat meat

JUST
U
S
T

>>11622739
I implied shit, nigger

>>11622632
>vegans can't get heart disease
o i am laffin

>>11622600
It's similar to other standards issues – fencing up little areas of "opinions" (the adult version of highschool cliques) produces very little, though it's obviously possible and even simple actually increasing the QoL, eventually, by having invested in science, specific studies, especially the responsiveness of animals to sensations and social communication.

>>11622414
These taste exactly like eggs and will soon be cheaper than eggs. Very based.
I can't wait to eat them every day for better health.
t. Nonvegan

>>11622414
Been meaning to find these for some weeks now.
But i don't think they've been release here in California yet.

i eat fruit
i eat veg
i eat cheese
i eat egg
i eat meat
i eat bread
but most importantly
i eat ass

J U
S T
FUCK MY EGG SUBSTITUTE UP

>>11622414
J U S T

jokes aside could one make pancakes without eggs? i don't wanna get out of my comfy pajamas to go shopping

>>11622422
MY

>>11623585
Then go shopping in your comfy pajamas?

>>11622676
Tldr

>>11623592
SHIT

They can't call vegan products their non-vegan equivalent here anymore. So they produce "Vegan Slices" and package it identically to cheese because they can't use the word cheese on their's

This would never sell here

>>11623656
I was going to ask 'do Americans really?', but then I remember that they do fucking go out in filthy sweatpants and hoodies .

>>11623719
roight m8. we put on our best trackies like proper gents.

>>11622414

>>11622555
We are all star dust

>>11622576
Yeah, if you're retarded. Fucking lentils are the cheapest source of protein, mixed with rice and other grains you get a complete amino acid profile along with vitamins and minerals.

>>11622625
Yeah, which is why i am launching a class action lawsuit against the Macaroni Grill. No grilled macaroni, nor is the grill made out of macaroni.

>>11623687
UP

>>11624117
Preach brutha

>>11622646
Sally's. Apostrophe indicates ownership. It's Sally's store. It didn't say Sallys.

>>11622414
just is actually damn good, and i don't get the cholesterol

>>11624281
your a ass

>>11622573
>>11622625
>wtf there's no nuts in here, just coffee

>>11622625
>>11622573
>wtf this is just coffee, there's no nuts at all

>has egg on the packaging
>contains no egg
why is this even legal

>>11622414
If the eggs come "pre" scrambled (obviously their inception is homogeneous) how do I separate the yolks?

>>11623585
I do it all the time. Just search vegan pancakes on Google. If you have apple cider vinegar look for a vegan buttermilk pancake recipe. They're delicious.

>>11624383
An.

>>11622676
Can I get a link to this?

>>11623709
>cashew cheese

holy fucking calories

>>11623585
In the future, just get some just-add-water pancake mix. They've gotten pretty good these days.

>>11624586
You think a skeletal vegan needs to worry about cutting down on calories?

>>11622573
>Surely this is a violation of marketing or advertising law.
No, it is not.

>JUST EGGS JUST LITERALLY FUCKING EGGS
>in small print at the bottom : not really eggs btw

How is this legal

>>11622414
It's o-over

How come anti-vegans are bigger whiners than vegans these days? Back when I was in my 20s we just mocked them. Zoomers these days just cry and slam their fists on the floor screaming "WAAAHH THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL"

Theres no way to escape cancer or heart disease via diet.

>>11622600
The problem is that "cruelty free" and "free range" eggs aren't actually that much better than normal eggs. "Free range" is just a marketing gimmick meaning that they're given fractionally more space, but not really treated any differently. Commercial chickens are bred to lay well over 10x the number of eggs they lay in nature, which takes a huge toll on their bodies. So even "cruelty free" eggs are cruel to the chickens because they're causing osteoporosis with the massive drain on calcium that egg shells take to produce. The only "cruelty free" option would be to take these tortured breeds and feed their eggs back to them, shell and all, so that they can keep their skeletons from falling apart for a little while longer.
In reality, the only way to help *any* of these tortured and disfigured-from-birth breeds live happier lives is either to let them go free in the wild or give them an early daeth.

>>11622414
Why is it allowed to be called "just egg" when it is literally anything but egg?

>>11622414
>We're Just Mayo!
>FDA: Legally no, stop lying
>Just: O-ok
JUST indeed. Fuck them.

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>>11623585
Using apple cider vinegar to make vegan "buttermilk" pancakes is pretty godtier, honestly.

>>11624628
Krusteaz makes some nice JAW mixes

>>11624263
SENPAI

>>11625023
>VEGAN
>TRIPFAG
Tell me something else about you. There has to be at least one other thing that makes you an unaware piss baby.

>>11622632
50 year old nonsense.

>>11622733
MOVE THOSE CHAINS!

>>11624586
b-but muh heart disease...

>>11624976
>REEEEE WHY CAN'T I FLOG MY SOY SQUEEZINGS AS SOMETHING IT ISN'T?! FUCKING CARNISTS!

>>11625023
>vegan
>tripping
Of course. kys.

>JUST egg
>egg free
How is this legal?

>>11625914
it isn't, or at least it soon wont be
just like how soymilk and almond milk are soon not going to be allowed to use the word milk

milk is a thing, if its not a secretion of something it isn't milk

>>11625924
Wait, really? Have those shitbags in government finally gotten off their asses and done something useful for once?

>>11624245
>this guy
>again

>>11622592
>>11622573
I mean
I think people are upset for 1 of 2 reasons
They're idiots
or
They're in the industry and legitimately threatened by new products

Nobody buying this mayo is going to think "oh this is obviously regular mayo" in the same way that nobody would buy a concrete tire

The same thing is happening with lab grown meat, the meat industry is so threatened they are forcing companies to not call it meat
It's happening with non-dairy plant milks too

>>11625947
Or people want to know what they are getting. Let one group call things whatever they want and then everyone will be doing it. Vitamin Water was a good example. The name implies it's healthy when it's the same as any other juice with a Flintstone vitamin in it. A pile of protein enzymes shouldn't be called meat. Whatever goo you can squeeze out of a plant shouldn't be called milk.

>>11625943
Wasting taxpayer money to satisfy obese triggered carnists fees fees? Useful!

But universal healthcare and not killing young Americans for Israel? Nah!!

>>11625973
>t. triggered veganigger upset that he wont be able to sell soy squeezings as eggs anymore

>>11622414
JUST

>>11622414
>JUST Egg
>Egg-Free

>>11625947
>veganiggers: WE WANT GMO LABELING LAWS!
>also veganiggers: WTF WHY DO I HAVE TO PROPERLY LABEL MY MAYO?!
Dumb veganiggers being hypocritical as usual.

>>11625973
I want to decide what I eat. Things need to be labeled correctly to make this choice. If I want to eat meat then I want it to be meat. Not meat plus whatever they can sneak in before I notice it's not meat. It can work either way. What if someone slips some actual food in your soy but only labels it as soy?

>>11625914
>JUST
meaning

>based on or behaving according to what is morally right and fair.

not

>only

>>11622414
>just egg
>non egg

does a lack of b12 really make you this stupid?

>>11626023
read

>>11626018

>>11626018
>tricking people with grammatical loopholes
Happy Hanukkah.

>>11626018
>>11626024
But it's not egg. It might be "just" but it's not egg.

>>11626018
This is beyond retarded. Did you get this off their site or did you just pull this intentional deceptive marketing scheme out of your ass?

>>11626037
He's a veganigger, anon. Cut him some slack, his malnourished brain isn't thinking correctly.

>>11626031
At least you are willing to agree that it is done in a just practice. I know it isn't egg by the way. I believe it is a great alternative, and for the record eastern indians have been doing something very similar for many years with chickpea flour.

>>11626046
Okay but it's not egg, you deceitful little shit.

>>11622563
Actually the chicken's nutrients are used to make the eggs thus they're made from chicken just like how baby's are made from human.

Does soy free mayo exist?

>>11626420
Make some yourself with the oil of your choosing.

>>11626221
Imagine being this malnourished you think this is a good argument

>>11625914
Why would it be legal to torture an animal during a lifetime just for an egg? It's as >>11625023 said. 35% of chickens have ovarian cancer.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4924577/

>>11626568
Chickens do not comprehend pain. They cannot be tortured. That's like saying you "tortured" a cockroach.

Why is /ck/ so obsessed with vegans?

>>11625914
>first ingredient is canola oil
>oil extracted from fertilized canola egg cells and their products
Dumb akkoposter

>>11626599
Because veganiggers are so dumb they think they're entitled to demand everyone else change their diet because of their own personal morals.

>>11626623
>plants
>egg cells
Oh boy, just turn in your high school diploma now.

>>11626630
It must be hard being a retard.

>>11623709
>cashew pudding
>cheese
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH