/ck/ - Food & Cooking

blow it out your ass

I eat out the middle and throw away the rind, and there's nothing you can do about it

i prefer ca'meme'bert

>>11619588
It ain't no La Tur
Italian>French

>>11619591
we'll see about that

>>11619591
>>11619596
Wow, I wasn't aware that scum like you is allowed to exist!

>>11619588
Australia has good Brie.

>>11619591
Fromager d'Affinois is for you. The rind doesn't taste like mouldy jizz.

>>11619639
>Australia
kill yoused
retardo

>>11619588
>>11619596
Ah yes, Brie and Camembert. Or as I call them, Taleggio for plebeian frogs.

>>11619599
I see you are a man of culture as well.

it just tastes like butter.

>>11619591
i actually eat the rind and have trouble with the center

>>11620378
did someone say Taleggio?!
noice

>>11620378
>Taleggio
groce

>>11620423
Why yes, it can be found in your local grocery.

>>11620396
what the fuck

>>11620460
Actually, I don't think it can.

>non-italian/english cheeses
no thank you!

>>11620651
Flyover detected!

>>11620665
Please do NOT bully.

>>11620670
flyovers deserve to be fucking bullied, the other anon is right. dumb tastelets.

>>11620725
Flyovers have access to better cheese than coasties

>>11620725
coasties don't have the equipment necessary to bully anyone

>>11619588
I like brie since it tastes like cum.
Also it goes well with chardonnay I guess

>>11620770
>flyovers actually believe this

>>11620770
>thinks his factory farmed processed cheese (Now melts!) is better than a plethora of locally produced cheeses on top of high end imports

>>11620770
Even coasties domestic cheeses are better than their flyover counterparts. Legit on par with imported European cheeses. Only thing the Midwest has on anyone is world leader in HFCS

>>11620810
Why don't you just eat my jizz anon?

Brie, unironically taste like cum its my favorite cheese

If you like brie and want to force yourself to like blue cheese, try this. Its basically babys first blue but its fucking delicious, my fav cheese that you can find at a supermarket. Likely unobtainable outside of Australia, unsure if they export

>>11622130

gentlemen, have you ever heard of Brie and butter baguette?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw

Here's some aged brie de Meaux. It's all but bland to the point it's almost not brie anymore.

How can we govern an image board that knows about 257 kinds of cheese?

>>11622130
>force yourself to like blue cheese
do people really have a hard time with blue cheese? i love it and when i've bought it up with other people ive never heard someone say they hate it

>>11620831
>>11620906
>>11621052
>has never been to a country fair in a dairy state in his life

>>11622234
>eat Brie like it's supposed to be eaten
>it's almost not brie anymore
I fucking hate Americans.

>>11620725

>>11621052
>>11620831
>>11620906

>Coast cities
>making cheese

Eat your bagel with guac and let the adults talk sweaties.

>>11621602
Sure where you at

>>11619591
>and throw away the rind

yay, brother

>>11622352
>>11622487
>they think block cheese and curds is the epitome of the craft

OHNONONONONO NO!

https://cacheeseguild.org/meet-the-cheesemakers/

>>11623589
Communists get out of my thread. Please and thank you.

>>11623596

t. flyover retard

>>11623598
coastie coastie getting toasty

>>11623596
>this mad his states "identity" is done better by California
Wew

>>11623601
>he thinks inland states only have one defining feature
you must be bamboozled. it's coastal states that only ever have one attraction. since you're a coastie and all, i guess i can understand your retardation. next time though, i think you should leave the posting to people who can formulate coherent thoughts. bye bye sweaty :^)

>>11623609
>the many attractions of a flyover state
Such as?
>implying the most geographically diverse state is a one trick pony
Stop letting your blind rage delude you anon.

>>11620659
> Not experiencing the hidden gem that is Spanish cheese

>>11623601
no one thinks this

Jesus Christ coasties get defensive and weird when it comes to things like cheese that they don't understand. Just stick to your Kraft stuff and let the Europeans and midwesterners talk

>>11623629
>the most geographically diverse
Have fun living in a desert I guess

>>11623589
For being an insanely large and agricultural state the amount of good cheese coming out of California is surprisingly small

>>11622454
It's almost not brie anymore *for them*

It's the best one I ever had. That new fromagerie a few blocks away sells wonders. Pricy wonders.

>>11623684
>he thinks CA is LA
>>11623688
Has more artisan creameries than any other state.

>>11623854
>>he thinks CA is LA
It essentially is

>>11623854
>Has more artisan creameries than any other state.
by what metric?
Also California is the biggest state, so keep that in mind, even if every state were equally good at making cheese CA would have the most

>>11619588
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2013/10/otherwise-respectable-man-eats-cheese-on-subway.html

>>11623887
>California is the biggest state
???

>>11623894
Imagine being enough of a cunt that you photograph someone minding his own fucking business on the subway and write an article about him because you don't like what he's eating.
Now imagine doing the same about a fat chick instead.

>>11623882
Its like 1/100th of the land mass and is not even that much of the population by proportion. People that aren't from California (and I mean FROM here like 3 generations+) fail to cconceptualize how fucking big this state is. Sacramento has over a million people and 2+ million in the surrounding metro area and its an afterthought as a major city. LA is definitely big but California is simply too large to be defined by any single city unlike other states. Only Texas can really relate to this feel.
>>11623887
By the metric of creameries that dont produce commodity cheese.

>>11619596
This
>>11619604
Cheeselet

>>11620831
Visit Wisconsin some time, coasty.

>>11623679
They constantly need something to validate their perceived superiority. Today it's cheese apparently.

>>11623932
Its still pretty much just LA though

>By the metric of creameries that dont produce commodity cheese
Lets see the numbers

>>11624002
>still pretty much LA
Only in the consciousness of flyovers

>>11624071
I mean like half of your population is in the LA area, and its the culturally dominant force in your state

Wine and salami and you got a great lunch

to me, cheese should be hard. so these types of 'cheese' seem unripe. like they need more time to ripen into real cheese.

>>11624096
>half
California is 40 mil. LA is 4 mil. Its1/10th. Show us more how smol minded you are.

What's the best cheese to put on top of a saltine cracker?

>>11624158
Dude, stop applying arbitrary city limits, we are talking metro areas, the only thing that matters

>>11624202
>stop being factually correct
Stop getting mad you don't know what you're talking about.

>>11624231
Arbitrary political boundaries are not useful. When people discuss a place they are talking about the metro area. LA culture itself isn't even really based in the city limits, its from the unending sprawl around it. The culture of LA city limits is basically just Tijuana North, and thats not what any of us are talking about

>>11624239
>Las Vegas is part of the greater LA area
Yeah no I've seen this retarded meme on /sp/ already. LA is LA bake o is bake o San Diego is San Diego Orange is Orange etc. Your geographic ineptitude is not an argument.

>>11624251
Nah, thats not how any of this works. Urban areas are a cultural thing, political boundaries are not

>>11624278
>let me tell you about your culture
Keep diggin that hole anon

>>11624318
I don't think I should need to explain this to you but city boundaries were designed a long time ago and most cities expanded beyond those political limits long ago. Some were able to cede some surrounding area but in most cases surrounding areas were formed into separate political units, but that didn't make people living across the street suddenly not part of that "culture" or whatever. There is a reason all respectable analysis uses metro areas when talking about US cities

>>11623589
>A state so insecure they made their own cheesemaking guild so they can feel like big boys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11624341
They use the metro analysis as relevant economic data based on ability of goods and services to flow through a given region and the moniker is derived from the largest city, however LA is not culturally like NY where its several boroughs but everyone identifies as LA, to the contrary they are fiercely independent of each other and identify by their specific locale (orange, Long Beach, etc.) If you try to lump them together they'll correct you and say, no I'm from Anaheim or Orange or I'm from Malibu etc. Its only outsiders that lump them all together culturally.

>>11624366
Every metro area has designations that locals make to each other but that are not made by outsiders. That in no way supports your idea that only people within a political boundary should count

>>11619588
It's so bland like your personality.

>>11624388
>actual boundaries that the people who live there identify with don't matter
>esoteric designation used by economists when talking about goods and services do

You're a brainlet anon.

>>11624399
Metro areas are not esoteric, how absurd an argument. The designations you are talking about are no different than neighborhood boundaries within a political city. The difference between neighboring suburbs outside the city limits and neighborhoods within is arbitrary. You are basically just talking of different neighborhoods or collections of neighborhoods within your metoro area. The ones that happen to have been within the city 150 years ago vs the ones that weren't does not matter, and this is a really weird hill for you to pick to die on

>>11624428
Nope they are all individually founded cities and communities with unique histories who population density fused them together via the freeway system. What you're describing is not what LA is what you're describing is like saying Philadelphia and NY are the same because they're both part of the central Atlantic megametroplex.

>>11624341

>cede

You mean annex, bro.

>>11624464
Honestly all of southern California is basically one thing, your differences are trivial, you are one culture relative to the rest of America

>>11620770
>>11620783
>implying American cheese tastes matter

>>11624521
what?

>>11622286
I can't stand the texture of the mold desu. Smelly cheese doesn't bother me, but mouthfeels make or break it for me

>>11620725
I'd be willing to bet that you love niggers, as well.

>>11624464
Fuck you’re stupid. Go back to /b/.

>brie
Meh. If it ain't blue off with you

>>11625262
I’m willing to bet that you love israel.

I recently bought shittons of it to eat alongside self-baked bread and I ate so much I got sick of it aaa


Still patrician taste.
Check out German "Rotkäppchen", it's good.

>>11619588
if brie is so good why does it smell like cum?

>>11626790
Lots of things smell like cum. Raw dough, chlorine, many things. Shitty brie that's pasteurized and gets shipped to the US has a more cummy smell than proper brie.

>>11623589
>communists so insecure about their cheesemaking they have to stary a guild
The Big One can't come soon enough.

>>11626826
Yeah, chlorine does smell like cum. I never noticed that one. Interesting. I think I have a new pickup line at the local pool.

>>11626831
Buttmad flyover detected , how is it being married to your cousin Cletus ?

>>11624140

You think cheese is made by letting it set like gelatin?

>>11626869
It is. Parmesan was discovered when some Brie was forgotten in a dark corner of a basement for a few years.

>>11620831
>californigger has never been to the cheese belt
Enjoy your spic slop on a tortilla served out the back of a truck.

>>11626922
>cheese belt
enjoy your pasteurized milk product

>>11626918

>an Italian cheese made by compressing curds in a mold, brining them and then leaving them to age
>discovered by letting a soft French cheese sit in a basement for a few years

>>11619588
It's literally the most mediocre cheese
>>11619591
the rind has half of the flavour

>>11626922
>imagine trying to insult someone because they have access to dank taco trucks
C
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>>11619588
amazing on melted bread with oregano on top

>>11627559

tacos are overrated ethnic trash. taco trucks are just idiotic. cheese is a staple.

>>11627561
How the fuck do you melt bread?

>>11627572
amazing melted on bread*
didnt mean to trigger you

>>11627563
Like you've ever had one lmao. This isn't a discussion about cheese vs. tacos either there's plenty of cheese in California this is about you being so dumb you think having taco trucks is an insult.

>>11623887
>biggest state

Bro, google is so easy to use.

For me it's mild cheddar

>>11627572
Like anything else, you intensely heat it in an anaerobic environment. Tbh it might just sublimate into bread gas.

>>11627642
>bread gas
Imagine the smell :¬~

>>11627654
You don't have to imagine, just go to a subway.

drizzle that shit in olive oil and chopped almonds/pecands and put it in the oven until it is expanding but not popped

>>11619588

When I was in France I got served this amazing cheese that tasted absolutely delicious OP. Much nicer than that nasty rindy brie shit. This was silky smooth and deliciously creamy. It was called something like la vash kirit.

>>11628531
bait?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laughing_Cow

it's fucking disgusting

>>11619588
lmao suck my dick, faggit.

>>11628499
>describes one preparation
>posts photo of a better preparation

What are you even doing

>>11622234
>>11622134
>>11619588
>>11628552
Literally eating funky fucking mold. What is wrong with you people? When I see mold growing on a piece of food I don't go "ah yes, now it's ready" are you retarded? Fucking Europeans living off meat jello and fungus cheese. Sad!

>>11628531
>>11628535
And yes, like it or not pic related Laughing Cow is the best cheese posted itt, smooth creamy consistency and not a living Petri dish.

>>11628572
>Literally eating funky fucking mold. What is wrong with you people? When I see mold growing on a piece of food I don't go "ah yes, now it's ready" are you retarded? Fucking Europeans living off meat jello and fungus cheese. Sad!
>thinks and types like a 2 yo toddler
Sad. Really sad. Ok?

>>11619588
what do you drink with it, friend?

>Americans “discussing” cheese
Lmao, what the fuck are you guys on.

>>11627572
Jet fuel bro

I only eat governmênt cheese myself

I do like Brie, but only in baguettes with salad, honey and nuts or seeds. Or in small quantities on a cheese tray.

>>11628572
Do you by any chance enjoy alcoholic beverages?