/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11620232

root beer with whisky

>>11620232
Hmm probably listening to what she likes and not deliberately getting her something she doesn't you stupid son of a bitch.

>>11620232
If you're not trolling, give her a belgian witbier or something else that's light and fruity. I worked as a brewer's assistant at a craft brewery last summer and most of our female clientele went for the fruity stuff.

If you're trolling, here's your (you)

>>11620232
Molly.

>>11620249
this, look for the fruity shit

Or just skip beer and go for seagrams escapes

>>11620244
I didn't want to be a fucking blogger about it but she likes me and says her only turnoff is that I love beer so if I find a beer we can both drink she'll spend the night.

>>11620260
Fuck you normie.

>>11620260
Again you're reinforcing my opinion not to rub her nose in it. You wanna get laid? Give her a nice bottle of champagne with two flutes. Now that is slicker than a can of oil f am

>>11620232

>>11620260
If you love beer to the point that you can define it as a personality trait you need to develop an actual personality.

>>11620260
>if I find a beer we can both drink she'll spend the night.
Did she tell you that or is that your own assumption, faglord? Anyway, don't fucking give someone something they don't like, you idiot. That's like saying "oh man she doesn't like scat but i bet if i shit in her mouth the right way she'll want to marry me".

>>11620232
>beer

Make her a tequila sunrise, I promise you she'll be drunk enough that you won't be able to stop her from pegging you.

>>11620260
Protip: If this chick won't sleep with you over something as trivial as the fact that you like beer and she doesn't then she has already decided that she's not going to sleep with you and she's just stringing you along for an ego boost like the good little beta orbiter you are.

>>11620232
Old pic is old.
They are tasty though.

>>11620269
All dating advice on this website is bad.


op, alcoholic ginger beer. it's sweet and has beer in the name so passes on a technicality.

>>11620302
She told me to find her a beer she'd like how is it so hard for you autists to not jump to retarded conclusions.

Just offer her $100

Fornication is a mortal sin op

>>11620232
Long term thing? Get her into sours
Short term? A good hefe will do any new beer drinker in. Delicious and goes down like nothing

>>11620232
When I was a kid friends and I would buy "near beer" which was 0% beer and since I had the most steady hand I would block out the "near" on the label. It was really funny watching these girls pretend to be drunk when it was 0% beer. So what can give her? near beer.

>>11620454

>>11620432
Oh yeah, you're being played like a fiddle. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

>>11620381
LOL, bro he said tipsy not date rape

>>11620381
>3 shots of liqueur watered down into a slushy makes her pass out

Dude wtf are you spiking 12 yr olds drinks?

>>11620232
Give her this. It's sweet, barely taste like beer and it has a high abv to get her drunk quick.

>>11620260
Does she like grapefruit? If so, I love this stuff and it's pretty easy to find.

>>11620589
The cherry cordial version would probably be more appropriate for women's sweet tooth

>>11620269
>a nice bottle of champagne with two flutes

Don't listen to this OP. If she's not going to sleep with you just because of your drink preference, then she'll just drink your champagne and leave.

She just wants free booze, you fucking Milhouse

>>11620603
Yeah, even my mom drinks this stuff. You'll die of water poisoning before alcohol poisoning drinking it, though.

get her some trendy fruit-infused lactose bullshit that costs $28 for four pint cans, you lactating retard

>lonely guy is desperate for the sex
>girl doesn't want to give lonely guy the sex but can't just tell him because afraid lonely guy will flip out
>girl gives lonely guy impossible task to complete in exchange for the sex
>lonely guy is do desperate for the sex he can't see that he's been set up for failure from the start
>lonely guy will not get the sex and lose his shit all over the girl anyway
Honestly both of you should have been drowned as babies

>>11620707
i wouldn't expect you to understand lesbians, inbred

>>11620763
Just because you dress in women's clothing doesn't make you a lesbian and this girl does not want to fuck you. If she really wanted to fuck you she just would, you wouldn't set you on a pointless quest. Real life is not an RPG.

>>11620776

Can't tell if autistic or trolling.

>>11620232
Zimas

>>11620799
Are you talking about me or yourself? Because I had the same question.

>>11620232
something sweet obviously

I have just the recipe for you, it's called the daterape surprise

>>11620232
This isn't funny at all, because people do get women drunk just to fuck them. And that spoils things for those of us who have sex in a state of mutual drunkenness and attraction.

One of these

>>11620232
honestly, the one in your pic you can pass off as a joke more than an actual suggestion to drink it.

if she drinks it she drinks it.
Likes it? Let her have it
Doesn't like it? Try it, hate it. "Yeah that's pretty nasty"

Say you got it from a friend from work or something

bake alcohol into whatever comestibles you're making if at home

Mr. IPA Nut

More like, Pee In a Cup

>>11621468

>>11620232
Why don't you give her something she likes, you dumb asshole? You attract more flies with honey than vinegar.

>>11621524
That analogy is not technically true. Flies aren't interested in honey, but are attracted to some forms of fruit-based vinegar.

>>11620232
Maybe a sweet hard cider instead

>>11620252
Good old methylenedioxymethamphetamine

>>11620381
Don't do this it makes crystals!

>>11620232
i don't think they make any beer for rapists

Peach/Mango IPA or Rasperry Sour could work. Witbier with lemon.

>>11621364
What the fuck, I want to taste those just for puke reflex. That is, if they are steel reserve with fruit suryp or something, instead of vodka mixers.

>>11620257
This. Hit 'em with a 25oz 8% "jamaican me happy" or two and those hoes will be yours.

>>11620232
>Noon Whistle Brewing
>Lombard, Illinois
As someone who grew up near Suffolk, Virginia this makes me unreasonably angry.

>>11620381
Damn that is old. I remember seeing this on /b/ in 2006/7

>>11622339
Yeah. She's a looker.

>>11620477
>t. virgin

>>11620260
Nigga if she says the beer is why she won't fuck you, then you're never gonna get with her regardless.

a shandy or one of those alco-pops

>>11622607
They don't taste like steel reserve or vodka. The flavor is similar to 4lokos or energy drinks, that strange mix of not so good soda and not so good fruit punch. Not the worst way to get drunk for cheap.

>>11620232
Kriek lambic

>>11620232
give her the Doppleb(c)ock

>>11622619
Unironically this, its what a dyke brought to a party once.

>>11620260
make a cocktail retard

>>11620232
white wine

>>11620381
I came into this thread hoping to find this exact image or ask if anyone had it