/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>those bullshit cheap corporate sandwich trays

every fucking time

Do americans really...

Dibs on the carrots

>>11613009
Americans LmAo mirite?

sad!

>>11613009
Nah we had that too when I was working in the Netherlands

If I had a meeting I would serve something great like crab legs.

>>11612989
>hey guys, sorry I'm late to the pozzed homosexuals anonymous meeting

>>11613136
Epic response hahaha

>>11613107
>sad!
think you mean Assad whos in the back right

Bit much innit

>>11612989
>those cheap subs wrapped in paper
>water bottles
>cheap salad
>vegetable tray
>cookies

It's such a stereotypical corporate working lunch, I'm having flashbacks to when I used to work at a large company and we had to attend meetings like this every week.

It's always those subs or a few boxes of cheap pizza.

Thank god I'm my own boss now.

hmmmmmm Business expanse

>>11612989
Could there be any more plastic on that table?
Jesus Christ im not one of these environmental people but this is unnecessary..

>>11613119
>He thinks they serve crab legs at business meetings.
At the NRA, perhaps, but not in any business where guns are not allowed.

>>11613119
As a general rule, no crab legs, lobster or ribs at business meetings or first dates, they are too messy and distracting.

>>11613667
>waaaahhhh I'm being fed for free while people elsewhere are starving waaahhhhh

>management gets catering every day
>meanwhile they cancelled the single fruit basket we'd get once a week in order to save money

the fruit was pretty shitty but come on man

>>11613789
you sound like quite the obnoxious fellow

>>11613799
Lmao get fucked peon

>>11613119
Shellfish allergies, messy, smelly, etc.

>>11612989
Hey George, the ocean called. It ran out of shrimp.

>>11613667
>water bottles

What exactly do you propose they use to serve water that isn't water bottles?

>>11613789
You should probably kill yourself very, very soon.

>>11612989
>cold sandwiches and salad

putting in my 2 week notice right now

>>11613846

Gee I dunno

>>11612989
>hey guys don't worry about bringing lunch in tomorrow we'll have food at the meeting
>sure thing boss I'd love a soggy tuna roll, caprese sandwich with limp tomatoes, or dry turkey and cheese paired with a room temperature water or a sprite because everyone already took the diet coke I mean they bring like 3 diet cokes they should know better

>>11614374
Eh it's free food.
Only autistic promotion-excluded people ever refuse and bring their own stuff.

>>11614393
you're part of the problem.

>>11614443
wolf it down for the sake of your career man.
No one likes they guy who is going "Jeez thanks but I brought my own more nutritious meal. Enjoy your colon cancer" guy.

>>11614374
Just don't eat any of it and say your on a diet, you can always get something later if your hungry. Most days I don't even bother to eat a lunch so I don't give a fuck.

>>11614467
yeah, no argument there. That's why I'm complaining about it on a basket weaving forum instead
No way they can get me here.

>>11612989
This looks sad and makes me sad

>>11614477
anon this is ur boss eat the sandwich

>>11614484
HOW DID YOU FIND ME YOU SLIMEY FUCK

>>11614494
I backtraced you now consequences will never be the same

>>11614508
pls don't fire me thx

>never eat lunch at work
>the same co-workers ask me "aren't you eating lunch?" as they have every single lunch hour for almost 11 years

it's so fucking bizarre you'd think they'd have gotten used to it by now but goddamn

>>11614374
Every time I've had a catered lunch like that, it's all decent at worst. Most of the time it was subs delivered fresh from some place like Jimmy John's, anyway.

We always just cater from a sit down chain.

It’s not ideal, but it’s better than room temp turkey sandwiches.

In general I avoid eating carbs for lunch. It makes me too sluggish the rest of the day.

>>11614337
>lemons and ice
So I gotta wait for my fucking water to melt now?