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I made a burger. Please compliment it.

>> No.11608299

What is love

>> No.11608301

>>11608290
the little burger that tried.
you look so cute with your lovely large toasted bun

>> No.11608303

Do you think love can blossom on the battlefield?

>> No.11608304

baby don't hurt me

>> No.11608308

>>11608290
where were (you) on the day of the 9/11 terror attacks

>> No.11608315

Your burger looks like the type of guy to piss in a pop bottle

>> No.11608316

are those pickles even fucking trying? that cheese it shit, SHIIIIT! the bun can just fuck right off.

>> No.11608331

>>11608316
That's fresh cucumber, isn't it? How low can you get?

>> No.11608410

>>11608331
Looks like uncooked zucchini actually

>> No.11608416

>>11608290
>I made a burger.
I don't see one. All I see is a colossal fuck up.

>> No.11608432

>>11608290
Is it bad that if that bun looked better I'd unironically eat that?

Then again all I've had is a soft prezel in the past 48 hours.

>> No.11608434

>>11608290
are those raw cucumber slices what the fuck

>> No.11608436

>>11608304
Don't hurt me

>> No.11608444

>>11608290
What the actual fuck? I didn't tink it was possible but this is worse than the toothpaste hotdog

>> No.11608446

Not going to lie. That's the saddest burger ive ever seen.

>> No.11608450

>>11608290
i have literally never been to this board before and even i am dissatisfied with the manufacturing of this burger

>> No.11608475

>>11608303
Shut up octacon, she's dead snake killed her, you whining cunt!

>> No.11608478
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>>11608450
Thought's on McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, piping hot fries and an ice cold Coca Cola?

>> No.11608508

>>11608478
Shut up faggot.

>> No.11608521

>>11608290
you ruined it with the cucumber

>> No.11608582

>>11608290
why would you put cucumber on that?
also that bread looks really greasy

>> No.11608597

>>11608478
I'm loving it

>> No.11608729

>>11608410
No it doesn't. It's cucumber

>> No.11608885

>>11608290
Are those buns lightly fried chicken patties or something? Jesus christ, just what are they.

>> No.11609349

>>11608436
your mom

>> No.11609477
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>>11608521
>>11608582
>>11608729
>plebs don't know what real pickles look like
If your pickles have that olive drab color they're old and have gotten too warm and they'll be soggier than they should be.

There's no excuse for the rest of the burger tho there's literally something wrong with everything else.

>> No.11609523

>>11608290
Who's a good burger? Your a good burger... Yes you are .... Yes you are...

>> No.11609566

>>11609477
Why the average americunt is so passionated with their pickles? It's like they are the only vegetable they know about.

>> No.11610703

>>11609566
This. Onions or potatoes are the superior veggie anyway

>> No.11611004

>>11608290
I want to have one of those rice patty burgers. Shit looked delicious as fuck.

Mcdonalds should pay me $100,000 and heroin/adderall to hear my idea.s.

I made a sauerkraut burger once and it was amazing.

Do you guys ever get bored of repeating the same bullshit over and over and never having it work at all? Because I don't. I enjoy annoying you fucking cunts. Maybe if you gave up the slavery, the torture, and illegal experimentation I would be nicer. Maybe if you gave me my medications I would be nicer. Maybe if you gave me my freedom.

Maybe if you gave me a little baby to talk to. Just let me lioving in a hotel room with her until this ends. Fucking anything.

>> No.11611057

>>11609566
O B S E S S E D

>> No.11611066
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>>11608290

>> No.11611076

>>11608290
Not even memeing. It sucks.

>> No.11611080

>>11609566
>>11610703
pepperoncini you stupid fucking nigger

>> No.11611090

hello burger

>> No.11611124

>>11608290
don't tell me what to do

also, kys faggot

>> No.11611129
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>>11608290
well seeing as everyone on here rather bitch and cry to feel better about there small pp lifes instead of actually help
ima teach you a thing or two
HOW MOST NOVICES FUCK UP
BURGERS SHRINK WHEN YOU COOK THEM GO BIG OR GO HOME THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TO BIG UNLESS YOU GO RETARD LEVELS OF SIZE
NEXT GO THIN AND COLD THIN PATTIES JUST TASTE BETTER ITS A FUCKING FACT WANT MORE MEAT ADD MORE PATTIES BUT MAKE SURE THEYRE COLD OR ELSE THEYLL BREAK IN TRANSFER FROM SEASONING TO PAN
NEXT DONT MIX SEASONING IN IT FUCKS WITH THE BURGER ONLY SEASON THE OUTSIDE AND SEASON HEAVILY
FINALLY MELT THE CHEESE ONTOP OF YOUR BURGER BY COVERING THE PAN OR USING A BOWL JUST MAKE SURE TO NOT OVER COOK YOUR BURGER IN COMPENSATION

here's the last burger i made nothing super special but it was fantastic

>> No.11611164

>>11611004
huh?

>> No.11611175

>>11611164
dont respond to the deteraiting mind of an amphetamine addict

>> No.11611182

>>11608478
the double is too much meat to everything else ratio, it's like eating unseasoned hamburger and tasting glimpse of condiments and bun. the regular quarter pounder is decent though

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>>11611175
>deteraiting

>> No.11611187

>>11611004
you got demons little man

>> No.11611192

>>11608410
>>11608729
Same fucking fruit you jerkoffs.

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>>11611185

>> No.11611216

>>11611203
hopefully the guy you meant to (You) sees that

>> No.11611381

>>11609566
Because it's true. Hamburgers go well with pickles, hence the obsession.

>> No.11611530

>>11608290
Is that an english muffin? show us on the doll where daddy hit you

>> No.11611673

>>11608299
>>11608304
>>11608436
WE DID IT REDDIT xD

>> No.11611717

>>11608290

Is that an asian burger?

>> No.11612003

There was an effort.

>> No.11612232

>>11608290
hmmmmm...aerwwqq delicious
i want those tasty looking juicy cucumbers
and oh those tasty ass cheese slices fuck yeah

that buttery bun is amazing looking ummm yeah

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>>11608290
Where's the beef?

>> No.11612373

>>11608290
>More than 2 pickles.
> Clearly a singular meatball and not a decent hamburger,
>using any cheese and ketchup at all
>Not enough mustard.
>Not eating it with a microbrew

Dont come here telling me cheese or jetchup are good on a hamburger. I bet you like ranch dressing, goldfish, and capri sun too child