/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11605602
I drink pre-workout instead. Cheaper and no sugar.

>>442681649
I like how you have a unique name so I can filter you. Thanks

Not even the best monster.

>>11605602

On a cut senpai. I'll throw back a blue.

Well I would if venom wasn't available at half the price. The citrus flavor is ace.

>>11605604
thanks anon I forgot I can filter people like that

Monster and all energy drinks taste like shit. I exclusively drink water, coffee, orange juice and gatorade.

>>11605602
Is monster a good substitute for soda?

Bang is better

>>11605602
Sugar free is the way to be.

>>11605610
They're both bad, but sugar is fucking terrible.

>>11605602
Prefer Red Bull
>>11605610
In what regard?

Monster is shit, drink Kickstart it has juice in it

>>11605611
I tried Bang once, shit gave me a killer headache.

Pink sip is best sip

>>442681649
based

>>11605614
I guess if its any bit healthier, trying to lose weight, and I don't have the willpower for just water.
>>11605613
So Monster doesn't have sugar then?

>>11605619
God no it's worse for you than soda

>>11605602
It's fucking poison, that's why.

You'd be healthier drinking multiple sodas or coffees in per day than drinking one energy drink per day.

>>11605619
drink black coffee if you want to lose weight.

0 calories and gives you caffeine. it tastes like shit at first but you get used to it.

>>11605602
Is Bawls any good?

>>11605623
Yes

>>11605621
What about two energy drinks a day?

>>11605623
Do they still make this? I remember drinking and enjoying it when I did the endless setlist in the first Rock Band game what feels like an eternity ago.
>RB1 was released in 2007
Fuck

>>11605602
I'm on a diet, so, I'm drinking this instead.

>>11605623
Overpriced and overrated.

>>11605623

It's objectively the best.

>>11605602
Because I drank the shit out of it 7 years ago, started having heart palpitations and realised I was fucking retarded. So I decided to stop drinking soda altogether and I'm not missing out on anything.

>>11605627
god damn it, my grocery store always runs out of ultra violet

>unironically drinking monster energy

Lol yikes. You guys need to read about water and black coffee.

>>11605625
Every day regularly?

You'll start throwing up bile eventually,and you'll probably be dead before your liver spots show.

>>11605631
Just order them on amazon in 12 packs.

>>11605602
It's night and I already drunk coffee today. I don't drink energy drinks and coffee on the same day

>>11605634
I'll be honest, I don't trust buying any food or drink on Amazon.

>>11605636
Why?

>>11605602
Is the blue one any good? And can i just leave it in the fridge until dmc5 comes out

>>11605619

>trying to lose weight

Ignore all advice except mine. Cals in<cals out.
I lost like 120 lb and I drink a fuck ton of diet mountain dew and low carb monsters. I mean, sure you're better off just drinking water, but what kind of faggot wants to do that?

>>11605628

Fucking this. It's just a less sweet form of soda. I hate how people at some conventions I go to act like it's the best shit ever.

Those same people think the joke that comes with the name is still funny after however many fucking years, which I guess doesn't surprise me.

>>11605602
I prefer Full Throttle

>>11605632
*sips fedora*

>>11605639
Yeah, people make that shit seem super complicated just so they can sell you shit.

It's as simple as just not taking in as many calories as you expend. Work out your metabolic rate, eat under that, you'll lose weight.

>>11605627
The GOAT sip

>>11605602
that shit is nuclear and made my piss green. I am physically unable to hold a pen after drinking one.

>>11605602

>>11605646
>the rockstar fruit punch flavor

energy drink really isn't something you should drink like soda in the evening right

For me, its Sprite Cranberry

>>11605646
that rockstar is quite possibly the most bland shit energy drink ive ever had
t. takes it from the back room of my job because theres nothing else there and no one really gives enough of a shit to make me stop

>>11605646
If only Rockstar had as much carbonation as Monster does.

>>11605602
I drank so many I got sick of the taste. So now I drink pic related but limited to 2 a week so I don't burn myself out again.

>>11605625
I have been drinking 1-2 a day since high school i will probably be dead before long

>>11605652
Ah fuck, wrong pic

So boomer posting is just allowed on /v/ now without any connection to video games?

>>11605646
Can i have one of your pink sips bro

>>11605656
it's good

>>11605652
TAHITI

>>11605655
and there's nothing you can do about it

>>11605627
> on diet
> drinks something that will spike his insulin for a few hours

Sugar or not, calories or not, our bodies run on both physics and biology. You may drink 0 calorie technically speaking, but the insulin spike will throw you into a fat storage mode anyway.

Just drink water, bro

>>11605660
>Just drink water, bro
Water doesn't have caffeine.

>>11605606
never seen this, where get?

I mainly drink Monster for the taste honestly. If I could find decaf Monster I'd buy that instead but they discontinued it.

so many fucking Monster shills on /v/, not drinking the true patrician drink

>>11605602
Hello, Henrik.

>>11605664
Kiwi and Apple is GOAT. Americucks will never know the joys.

this is an unironic shill thread. go fuck yourselves monster employees

>>11605657
Pipeline punch is based and pinkpilled

gonna give into a rockstar blue rasp

at 8 pm

>>11605660
> Fat storage mode.
> 0 Calories
What's it going to store?

>>11605621
[citation needed]

>>11605637
I don't know, it just doesn't sit well with me.

>>11605602
I am tho
it's the most cost efficient even though burn tastes better

>>11605602
Because nothing will ever come close to the GOAT

I miss Jolt Cola and even I miss the alcohol infused energy drinks that were banned years ago.
Zoomed don't even know what they missed out on.

>>11605676
Jolt Cola still exists, I get it at my local gas station.

>no one posted the best one

>>11606820
>not khaos

c'mon bruh

>>11605624
I saw Amazon had some. My friend in high school would bring a bottle to lan parties all. Maybe I'll finally give it a try.

>>11605671
The next thing you eat

>>11605606
Is this a milk drink? I cant imagine it being fizzy

I mean I just made Monster bread last night

>>11605602
Because it tastes like cough syrup
Bepis is better

Shit was cash

for me, it's NOS

>>11605602
I drink these almost everyday, orange yellow or green
used to buy red but its banned here now

im not a brand type of guy but these and rockstar are better than other brands, and the cheap, budget energy drinks have better taste than red bull.
red bull is just overpriced imo, you pay 1,25 for a 300ml can over here and the budget ones cost 35 cents for better taste.

i will admit the blueberry summer redbulls i do buy because theyre the only blueberry flavored energy drink available here

>>11609057
redbull is and always has been a meme. Monster is a meme as well though, drink something actually good like a full throttle or >>11609047 and then we're talking

>>11609082
they are overpriced but over here they and rockstar pretty much the only 500ml cans and the only ones that come with flavors other than generic and sugarfree, i dont know either why after all these years there still isnt any cheaper alternatives

>>11605602
I gotta go to bed in a couple hours.

>>11605602
Cheap energy drinks i have at my place are unironically better than this shit though.

>>11605602
Obesity and diabeetus you shilling fat faggot.

disappointing.jpg

>>11609332
abomination.jpg

>>11609332
>>11609337
Don't know if i've swapped the pics though, i luckily can't even remember how they taste like.

>>11605606
Patrician's choice

>>11605633
Bitch, please. I was at 10 a day for over a year; had three Monster BFC cans in the space of an hour once, didn't even break a sweat.

Virgin monster < Chad Bang

>>11609557
All 5 of those flavors are awful unfortunately. Gotta get Power Punch, the best one.

>>11609516
how many kidney transplants are you up to now?

>>11605661
then drink coffee.

>>11609082
redbull is the least cringeworthy

>>11605602
But I am?

>>11605641
chaotic evil

>>11605602
Give you more than 1 retard

>>11605602
>>11611429

>>11605602
>>11611429
>>11611464

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/top-10-energy-drink-dangers
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/energy-drinks
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/energy-drinks-ban-why-bad-children-sugar-monster-red-bull-explained-a8514321.html
https://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-wellness/articles/2015/01/16/are-energy-drinks-really-that-bad
https://www.nhs.uk/news/food-and-diet/warnings-issued-over-energy-drinks/

>>11609057

The budget ones taste better to you because you have a child's palate. Red Bull is the only one worth half a damn and you still have to be a retard to drink it regularly.
Some Red Bull over ice with a little of the ice melted is pretty good though.

>>11606820
came in to post this

best monster flavor.

>>11605602
Just got to work, have a big sip right now.

>>11605633
fuck you I have been drinking 3 monsters every day for two months and nothing has changed.

>>11611429
>>11611464
>>11611472
>>11611484
>d-don't stay up using energy drinks, sleep all of your free time goy
>d-don't get extra energy, vitamins and other nutrients easily, goy, we want you weak
>d-don't enjoy life to the fullest by drinking delicious drinks, goy, you might get crazy ideas

>>11612509
Drink black coffee if you want a boost. Eat a healthy meal/snack if you want more energy. Don't fall for the jewjuice.

>>11606820
my absolute nigga. this showed up at a local store i don't frequent, now i go out of my way to shop there and empty their stock every time.

>>11605602
Caffeine makes me nervous and jittery.

>>11611151
None surprisingly. I do occasionally get random kidney pains to this day 3 or 4 years later though. No clue why.

>>11609557
Love me some Olde Tyme Barq's Rootbeer

Rockstar pure zero watermelon is based asf

>>11613922
>zero
into the trash

>>11605602
This shit is cough syrup in a fucking coke bottle
It’s nasty as fuck
I would rather stick my dick in a duck

>>11613941
I don't wanna be fat

>>11613977
too late for that you fat fuck

>>11605602
Because I drank myself into a 4 day headache abusing it for overtime and now I'm afraid to touch it

>>11605652
>tfw they just put this in the gas station next to my apartment
I never lost faith Dutch....