/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11601136
Why do they only let europeans buy half of a milky way? Is this some sort of socialist rationing measure?

>>11601140
Not only is it smaller, the nougat is so inferior that it literally floats. Pathetic indeed.
>The bar's European version has no caramel topping, and consists of a nougat center that is considerably lighter than that of the Mars bar. Due to this low density (0.88 g/cm3), it floats when placed in milk.

>>11601145
That's a 3 musketeers bar

>>11601136
us milky way: mars bar
eu milky way: 3 musketeers
t. knower

Isn't the American market "Milky Way" sold as the Mars Bar in Europe?

>>11601136
Imagine banning kinder eggs because people ate the in one bite and choked with the toy

>>11601174
Why would you put inedible toys inside food in the first place?

>>11601174
They're not banned anymore and the first choking death was in Europe, specifically in England.

>>11601177
My point is that nobody eats them in one bite

>>11601145
Yep and I like how light it is. Heavy sugary caramel candy is not as nice as this light whiped shit

>>11601186
I guess that's kind of weird a kid would eat a large chocolate in one bite. But it's much weirder anyone ever thought embedding inedible toys inside food was a good idea. Why not just keep the toys and food as two separate categories?

Bet the euro one cost more to

>>11601165
I remember having mars bars and milky way in the US when I was young. I thought the mars had nuts, maybe almonds.
>>11601136
3 musketeer are a light fluffy nougat, so even a larger bar has less calories

>>11601178
Cuck

>>11601178
Yes they are you tard. Kinder Joy != Kinder Egg

>>11601227
>!=

>>11601208
us mars bars are different from mars bars in the rest of the world, they have almonds while outside the us it's just nougat and caramel

>>11601228
How is using "!=" reddit-tier? I'm not going to type out "does not equal" so instead I'll shorthand it to a very common abbreviation used in several coding languages since most people here aren't retarded like you and would understand what it means.

>>11601199
I like dense desserts, they seem more satisfying to me, but with heavy candy bars I can't eat the whole thing at once. Had a regular size Snickers bar recently and cut it into a few pieces to have at different times otherwise the sugar is just cloying.

>>11601200
Are you so fucking dense you can't understand not to eat the brightly coloured plastic egg inside the kinder surprise?

>>11601262
Not him but you only save 2 characters compared to "isn't." I don't know why you think "does not equal" would be a normal way of phrasing that.

>>11601262
If you can't understand why inserting code into an English sentence is autistic you are very detached from reality.

That's because Europe has actual chocolate, so nobody buys yankee faux aspartame "chocolate".

>>11601174
Never happened. They're banned becuase the FDA forbids the complete concealment of inedible substances in food.

>>11601274
I never had one and I'm sure I would figure it out since I don't take giant high velocity bites of food like that. It just seems like a pointless idea at best and a harmful one for kids at worst. There isn't any sort of utility in having a toy embedded inside your food.

>>11601228
Are you retarded? != is the syntax for "not equal to" in numerous coding languages like Python.

>>11601292
>>11601281

>>11601292
He didn't say he didn't know what it meant. He said you were being an autistic redditor.

>another example of americans not knowing shit

>>11601136

so US milky way is EU mars, US three musketeers is EU milky way... what the fuck happened here? why not just sell the same thing international under the same name?

Because we don't have meals that are exclusively sugar and fat in Europe. Enjoy your diabetes amerifats.

>>11601360
Three Musketeers means a gay three way in the UK, it would be like having a Lemon Party bar

>>11601208
>I thought the mars had nuts, maybe almonds.
That's a Snickers

>>11601210
Brainlet
>>11601227
Why do I find them in stores?

>>11601210
>my country's children are PROVEN to be too stupid to avoid choking on Kinder Eggs
>only retort is "cuck"
Must suck to get btfo that hard.

>>11601409
ur finding kinder joy egg
not kinder eggs

This thread confused me

>>11601540
Nobody buys yank "chocolate", yanks seethe to create discussions.

>>11601152
>american education

Do you guys know any candybars with caramel and without any nougat or biscuit core?

>>11601652
Lion? forgot what it tastes like

>>11601660
Lion has the same core as a Twix and Kit Kat.

>>11601652
curly wurly motherfucker

>>11601394
I'm an american, I know what a snickers bar is.
But I don't recall seeing mars bars here for a while. I prefer the snickers with almonds. maybe that is what our mars bars use to be?
on a side note snickers with hazelnut is good too

>>11601652

>>11601681
I will try that.

>>11601136
what in the everloving fuck is the point of this thread? I hope OP dies a slow and painful death while he's forced to watch his loved ones raped by a pack of feral niggers.

>>11601745
>a slow and painful death while he's forced to watch his loved ones raped by a pack of feral niggers.
damn you're cold blooded. I'd watch video of it though

AMERICA #1

USA! USA! USA!

>>11601745
>point of this thread?
https://youtu.be/Dvc811aAt-E

>>11601381
Then why not have the Milky Way be the same thing in each area and make US 3 Musketeers and UK Mars the same thing?

>>11601946
Because, as the 3 Musketeers thing demonstrates, each is a distinct market with its own needs and each needs different tactics and branding.