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11593797 No.11593797 [Reply] [Original]

Here’s my slop a shit. Post a slop a shit you made that can defeat it, if youre not scared.

>> No.11593804

>>11593797
Huh?

>> No.11593805

SLOP
L
O
P

>> No.11593811

>>11593797
Clean your house, negro.

>> No.11593812

>>11593797
Clean you room; wash your dick.

>> No.11593816

>>11593797
Is slop o' shit still blocked by the spam filter?
Guess so.

>> No.11593819

>>11593804
You gotta know how to make slops a shits. If all you eat is tendies that your mommy makes for you than youre not eligible.

>> No.11593829

>>11593797
Can't even stir the chocolate milk. Isdhyddt.

>> No.11593838

>>11593797
Do Americans really...?

>> No.11593840

sweet lamp

>> No.11593880

>>11593797
more bike pics with slop

>> No.11593884
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11593884

>>11593797
What games do like for the Switch? I bought one after not winning that fancy xbox from Taco Bell's Double Chalupa Box promotion and have pretty much just been playing BotW, which is pretty good, but honestly overrated, and there's a sale on a number of things right now.

>> No.11593895

>>11593884
Excuse me, can you elaborate on what you meant by this post?

>> No.11593905

>>11593895
Huh?

>> No.11593915
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11593915

>>11593880
I ate all my slop a shit :( but heres bikes

>> No.11593925
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11593925

Cleaned my whole apartment today

>> No.11593976

>>11593915
What the hell
Where do you live?

>> No.11593993

>>11593915
>manchild overload

>> No.11593994

>>11593895
Huh?

>> No.11593997
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11593997

>>11593895
>there's a switch in the op pic
>i've eaten lot's of taco bell
>i bought a switch because i ate a lot of taco bell (ironically)
>i posted slop that defeats the op because deenz
>op seems to have decent taste
>there's a sale on some switch games right now
>>11593925
>been coming home to mold popping up in a different corner every night and cleaning constantly, though not really
>motorcycles and the switch are both portable and fun
>my rice is probably sitting right next to a wall of mold right now

I just wanted OP's opinion on Switch games worth getting. It's been pretty much a decade since I bought a system and everything is so fucking expensive now.

>> No.11594001

>>11593816
Never understood that. All I remember is that it was kind of a thing for like 3 days on /ck/ and then it got spam filtered.

>> No.11594002
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11594002

>>11593797
Anon....

>> No.11594010

>>11594002
jesus christ this is a blue board
shame on you OP

>> No.11594012

>>11593997
lol are you the guy thst got a chalupa for like a month straight?

>> No.11594015

>>11594002
It's a major award!

>> No.11594022

>>11593915
Nice monkeys anon

>> No.11594021

>>11594002
FRAGILE
R
A
G
I
L
E

>> No.11594031
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11594031

>>11593797
>love mom note
>weed?
It's like an eye spy for neets

>> No.11594041
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11594041

>>11594022
Thanks, Anon

>> No.11594046
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11594046

>>11594031
It's definitely weed, that's a bud stem on the top. There's also a red plastic grinder between the glass and the plate.
Also I would totally buy an adult I Spy book, with dirty images like this.

>> No.11594051

>>11594041
The fuck, how many cats do you have, and why do they all ride bikes...

>> No.11594053

>>11594046
That would be cool! I should make tgat with my messy house and WEED LMAO!

>> No.11594068
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11594068

>>11594051
They are just riding through.

>> No.11594071

>>11594053
I Spy, with my little eye...

An overdue bill
A bottle of swill
A cold Hot Pocket
and my dog's red rocket

>> No.11594081

sorry guys, i just got done horking down my spadge of diarrhea. no pics today.

>> No.11594101
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11594101

>>11594071
Found the bill

>> No.11594109

>>11594101
Damn, nigga owes $294.83. Pay up buddy.

>> No.11594144

>>11594001
Mods got unironically triggered by a sort of funny meme.

>> No.11594145

>>11594109
I usually wait till the shut off notice to pay my bills

>> No.11594146

>>11594021
it's I T A L I A N

>> No.11594202

>>11594041
I spy with my little eye...
A monkey who sails the ocean
A fish who is not in motion
And a bear

>> No.11594256

>>11594145
Based and redpilled.

>> No.11594262

>>11594012
You're going to be more specific. Lots of anons eat Taco Bell every day.

>> No.11594912

>>11593997
ew why the mold

>> No.11594981

>>11593797
store your weed in plastic or the thc will evaporate

>> No.11595158
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11595158

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

>> No.11595161
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11595161

>>11594981
Those old film canisters were great for storing a few buds.

>> No.11595176
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11595176

Kimchi fried rice a few days ago

>> No.11595195

>>11593884
If you like more difficult games, hollow knight is fun. Stardew valley is a nice relaxing game also

>> No.11595205
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11595205

>>11593797
>>11595176
I'll see those and raise you this from an especially bad hangover.

>> No.11595357

>>11595176
I've done exactly this before and it was good.

>> No.11595367

>>11595176
Unironically could benefit from the addition of a cut up hot dog.

>> No.11595416
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11595416

>>11593884
>>11593925

These look good. Recipes? I'm bad at cooking so if you could include instructions that would be appreciated, if not just ingredients and amounts. I like slops of shit.

>> No.11595441

>>11595367
I’m vegetarian scum anon

>> No.11595447

>>11594002
Can't wait to tune in to TBS and watch that movie all day on Christmas

>> No.11595465

>>11593797
where's the bong

>> No.11595532

>>11593797
>switch
>ipad
>drinks pisswater
>eats shit
The bombs can't drop soon enough.

>> No.11595539

>>11593797
ELECTRIC SEX! ELECTRIC SEX!

>> No.11595560

>>11595441
Then use a Field Roast hot dog. The effect will be the same.

>> No.11595593
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11595593

meatsauce with some creme fraiche

>> No.11595618

>>11595560
I fucking love field roast, but I find that their taste is really overpowering in a lot of dishes. I use it in the morning in hash or omelettes, but I don’t know how well it would go with something as powerful as kimchi—seems they would contrast a bit too much. But, hey, worth giving a shot I suppose.

>> No.11597451

>>11593915

I feel you bro, i've got the same shit with vintage synthesizers, trucker hats and jukeboxes.

(but still, clean up that table, nigga)

>> No.11597466

>>11594002
frageelay

>> No.11597655

>>11595161
I still use these

>> No.11597770

>>11593797
>just wanted all to see my cool, just in case you didn’t know I party.

>> No.11598004
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11598004

I present to you, fine cu/ck/s my dinner tonight.
Behold!
>chicken ramen
>sriracha (inb4 soy face)
>a free range eggs
>crushed red pepper flakes

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11598258

>>11598004
>ramen for dinner

>> No.11598265

>>11593797
>Nintendo Switch
Hey, you wanna hang out and be gay together some time?

>> No.11598277

>>11593797
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.11598281

>>11598258
>not budgeting your finances to pay for rent, phone, utilities, christmas presents, and an absolute GANG of magic the gathering™ cards

>> No.11598314

>>11598281
This post was unnecessary, since I could not possibly pity you any more than I already do.

>> No.11598370

>>11598314
>Tonight our top story: Local incel on a Viennese nail-clipping forum pities man who likes things he does not. "I try to eat filet mignon and play backgammon at least once an hour," sources close to the poster reported

>> No.11598422
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11598422

>>11593797
>slporp

>> No.11598467

>>11593797
I want to know more about your life, OP, and why you have iphones and ipads but have a giant pile of clothes in that room

>> No.11599392

>>11595205
Looks like some lady had a miscarrige on your pizza, anon.

>> No.11599468

>>11598467
I just want to see his milsurp collection

>> No.11599476

>>11598467
Some people live alone.

>> No.11599550

>>11593797
Finally another slop brother! I usually make rice based slop but yours looks good as fuck imo

>> No.11599552

>>11598281
What deck are you playing right now?

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11600979

kratom and pasta

>> No.11601027

>>11600979
That is the most horrifying thing I've seen in years

>> No.11601083

>>11600979
I think better of you random internet person. Don't do that

>> No.11601339
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11601339

probably my best slop pic

>bacalaitos (saltfish fritters)
>habichuelas guisadas (Puerto Rican pink bean stew)
>rice

>> No.11601351

>>11594041
>You'll shoot your eye out

>> No.11602866
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11602866

Here's my slop 'o shit for tonight.
It's a base of cauliflower rice with Chipotle black bean sauce that came with it. Some meal kit thing. I added fresh chopped kale, carrots and some left over homemade roast chicken meat.

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>>11602866
What's the deal with cauliflower rice? Is it just a texture thing? I eat cauliflower a few times a week but have never bothered with the riced stuff. The florets can hold plenty of sauce or seasoning on their own and cook in just a few minutes.

>> No.11602918

>>11593797
HIT OR MISS

>> No.11602924

anon please clean up and take care of yourself, you deserve better

>> No.11602943

>>11602908
I thought the same thing before I tried it tonight. It's actually bretty gud in place of rice. Texture is nice, plus it's less carbs if you're worried about that.