/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How can one chef be this based

>>11591686
>wife gives birth
>chef john gives it the ol' shakea shakea
>baby dies

>>11591745
KEK

>>11591686
I wish Chef John were my dad.

>>11591686
Sprinkle some salt and freSSHHly ground black pepper as well.

>>11591686
Send him to the Buchenwád.

>>11594709
Fuck.
I meant Buchenwald.

>>11591686
There's a rumor going around that Chef John used to be a sharpshooter for the US army with a significant number of confirmed kills.

>>11594755
Was it over 300?

>>11591745
Afterall, you are the wobbler of your own toddler

why is chef john so fucking sexy?

>>11594709
Chef John is a Polish Roman Catholic. He'd just get a job as a guard.

>>11593475
If my dog could talk, I would want it to have Chef John's voice.

>>11591686
Oi vey!

>>11595227
Modern Holocaust education right here, folks.
Five million gentiles died in those camps, but all you've ever heard of was the Jews.
Being Polish anything was enough to put in a KZ.

>>11595229
Seconding this.

>he is the Michael Jordan of my organs

Does he have kids?

>>11595262
There's a difference between concentration and death camp. Surely youre not saying they put non jews in the death camps. That would be outrageous.

>>11595800
We both know they did.
According to the official narrative I mean.

>>11595800
>Surely youre not saying they put non jews in the death camps.
That's exactly what they did.

Jews are just lying pieces of shit trying to justify white Christians murdering other white Christians for the benefit of Jews during the 2nd world war. It's the greatest lie perpetrated during the last century.

>>11591686
Chef John beat up my dad

>>11597023
Your dad must have used Wisconsin "parmesan" cheese instead of Parmigiano Reggiano (the real stuff)

>>11595227
The nazis hated the catholics, dumbo.

>>11595262
>holocaust education
Sorry but my nation doesn't have a ZOG and doesn't waste weeks of valuable educational curriculum on a single genocide that occured during a much larger war during a violent century of much greater tragedy.

>>11598304
Congratulations on completely missing the point of that post.

>>11598412
no u

>>11595189

I love this guy, but he gives off a strong vibe of a high functioning psychopath.

>>11591686
>pokka pokka
Did you mean poke-a poke-a? Because pokka is pronounced differently.

>>11591686
Trigger him and his fat wife by telling him trump is gonna serve a second term

>>11595800
>death camps
the only time death arrived to those camps was once the allies bombed supply lines and everyone went hungry

>after all I'm the Meg Ryan of you dyin'!

>>11597001
imagine being this stupid

HELLO this is Chef John from Food Wishes dot com with, Suicide! Remember, you're the causation of your asphyxiation!

>>11594755
>And when I squeeze the trigger, you will hear a loud bang and notice a complete blackness around you before you fade into the abyss.
>Don't be alarmed - This is aaaaaaall part of the plan. In fact, I recommend you take the time to enjoy your last moments alive. Perhaps think about your beautiful wife? Or maybe even husband?
>Still, do it how you like - You are after all the JonBenét, of being KIA

>when john gives the bun a gangster lean

>>11601258
>automatically dismisses Jew racism
>cries about "antisemitism"
Who could be behind this post?

>>11601311
>gangster lean
I don't speak nog, what does this mean?

>>11597001
>>11601344
Pic related.

>>11601523
>I don't speak nog [goy]
ftfy