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File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, Instant Pot Beef Stew Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11579702
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>> No.11579704
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>> No.11579707
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Vegetable Sambar Instant Pot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11579711

>>11579709
how?

>> No.11579716
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>> No.11579719
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>> No.11579728
File: 2.82 MB, 540x302, Dominos Style Stuffed Cheezy Garlic Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11579730
File: 2.92 MB, 720x480, Uzbekistan Plov.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11579738
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>>11579709

>> No.11579747
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>> No.11579991

>>11579702
I didn't know that video yet so I had no idea who made. but once he started handling the food, I immediately recognized him. truly one-of-a-kind.

>> No.11579999

>>11579704
looks dry as fuck

>> No.11580067

>>11579709
Nice, never seen this before.

>> No.11580097

>>11579704
>chili dipping sauce

>> No.11580169

>>11579704
Wtf is this scuffed recipe

>> No.11580315

>>11579719
>Have to carefully excavate the fish like it's some kind of archeological find
Lmao.

>> No.11580334

>>11579709
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.11580342
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>>11579730
>yfw you fall in

>> No.11580348

>>11579728
POO

>> No.11580355

>>11580315
Can someone explain to me why salt baking foods is still done? It's not like the advantages can't be replicated using other methods that don't require excavation. It's such a last millennium meme from a time when salt was actually expensive and richfags wanted to show off

>> No.11580562

>>11580355
Same reason except without the rich part.

>> No.11580638

>>11579730
>>11579747
Are these pretty much fried rice?

>> No.11580668

>>11579730
>>11579719
Based. Just saw this one last night.
I want to try the horse sausage.

>> No.11580715

>>11580355
What other methods?

>> No.11580935

>>11580355
Because you get very different results from other techniques?

Roasting in an oven allows evaporation to take place, as well as drying out the surface. By building what's basically a kiln around it you seal everything in that would become drippings.

>> No.11581323
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>>11580668

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>>11579709
how out get no break?

>> No.11581469

>>11581456
He knows where the eggsit is.

>> No.11581470

>>11580638
From what I understand, the rice layered on top of a stew of ingredients and is steamed from below.

>> No.11581471

>>11581323
WE INVITE YOU TO CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES.

>> No.11581489 [DELETED] 
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>> No.11581834

>>11581489
based

>> No.11582123
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>> No.11582624

>>11582231
>Cuts the flip because it falls apart if you try to flip it

>> No.11582649

>>11582130
If she's willing to put crushed up train floor chips in her mouth, getting her to put my tiny wiener in it should be easy.

>> No.11583605

>>11581323
Imagine the Cholesterol on that

>> No.11583639

>>11583605
>Believes the myth that dietary cholesterol affects blood cholesterol

>> No.11583647

>>11583639
it's a myth?

>> No.11583657

>>11582649

Yeah but she WANTS the chips...

>> No.11583700 [DELETED] 
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>> No.11583740
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>> No.11583799

>>11582123
i alwasy hate show she spits in it

>> No.11583826

>>11580067
first day here?

>> No.11583856
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>> No.11583898
File: 2.83 MB, 540x302, Veg Chilli Cheese Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11583922

>>11583898
you really need a fucking recipe for something as basic (and shitty) as that? what's next, how to pour cereal?

>> No.11583958

Anyone want to webm this for me?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrF4Eu2glKr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1db7ritrs9hkg

>> No.11583966

>>11583922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

>> No.11584026

>>11583647
Yes.

>> No.11584030

>>11583898
>veg
>cheese

>> No.11584035

>>11584030
It doesn't say vegan.

>> No.11584039

>>11583898
>No actual chilis in the mix

>> No.11584080
File: 1.22 MB, 640x640, Wa La.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11583958

>> No.11584129

>>11584080
I was expecting whole eggs to suddenly be thrown at it.

>> No.11584171
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>>11584039
>>11584030
>>11583922

>> No.11584173

>>11584080
thanks!

>> No.11584177
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>>11584173

>> No.11584189
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>>11584177
I want her

>> No.11584306

>>11579709
>filename
Good job

>> No.11584344
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>>11579709
EG?!

>> No.11584347

>>11579701
So it's a pressure cooker, fucking wow

>> No.11584357

>>11584080
>one scoop of mac and cheese is sufficient
>continue toadd more and more ma cand cheese

why

>> No.11584359

>>11579704
>hainanese chicken rice
>add extra sugar to sriracha to make one shitty dip

>> No.11584362

>>11583647
Invented by the sugar industry to deflect attention from the damage sugar does.

>> No.11584411

>>11584357
>>one scoop of mac and cheese is sufficient
One scoop is one too many

>> No.11584418

>>11582130
God I love her

>> No.11584577

>>11583799
I didn't see any spitting?

>> No.11584612

>>11584177
are you gonna eat that or just pose with it, whore?

>> No.11584676
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11584676

>>11579709
EGGED AND SURLYPILLED

>> No.11584795

>>11583799
wtf why did she do that

>> No.11584905

>>11579701
>frying a giant steak in an oven pot
>doesn't immediately deglaze before frying other ingredients
wew this guy's retarded

>> No.11584954
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>>11584347
Computerized Pressure Cooker.

>> No.11584971
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, How to deglaze your Instant Pot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11584905
Apparently if you don't, it gives you a burn message?

>> No.11584995

>>11579709
?

>> No.11585314
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Pokemon Kabuto.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585426
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Sausage Eating Contest!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585436
File: 1.45 MB, 540x360, Vodka VS Stairs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585448

>>11585436
Fuck, man.
He almost had it.

>> No.11585475
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Pokemon Kabuto2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585480
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>> No.11585486

>>11584905
>doesn't know that mushrooms and veggies release moisture.
You do know that you don't need wine, or something acidic to deglaze right? It can be anything that's a liquid.

>> No.11585513
File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, jack cuts meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585518

>>11584189
Please do not post anime images when you are a fucking Coreaboo piece of garbage.

>> No.11585524
File: 2.73 MB, 540x302, Strömming Opening the Can.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11585486
TIL

>> No.11585539

>>11579709
>file name
KEK. Good job, anon.

>> No.11585546
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>> No.11585554
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>> No.11585564

>>11585554
What would be even better is if on the side of the road you saw a bunch of migrants.

>> No.11585567
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>> No.11585579
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>>11585564
Bwaaah

>> No.11585592

>>11585567
delicious newspaper ink.

>> No.11585657

>>11585436
>this is fine, ill sleep here.

>> No.11585670

>>11585524
A guy I know got fired for opening one of these and then dropping the can inside the workshop.

Protip: Open these under water, a lot less smell, no spray and superior taste.

>> No.11585681

>>11585524
Best video btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye4eYi99FTg

>> No.11585686
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>>11585579
I'm guessing the current takes the path of least resistance through the sausage instead of across that man's heart. Would he die if the sausage came entirely apart in two halves?

>>11585567
This poor fuck probably just likes cute kitters and doesn't know what a furry is at all. Sad.

>> No.11585697

>>11585524
>>11585670
>>11585681
Bunch of pussies. Pasi eats this like a man.
Hid dog doesn't.
https://youtu.be/YNSs19HvkpE

>> No.11585710

>>11585697
>literally the better than any food in Finland.

>> No.11585734

>>11579702
>When you can recognize Jack just from that 3 second of hand gestures at the beginning

>> No.11585739

>>11585686
>that kino flash of light on his scissors
i nut

>> No.11585749
File: 2.64 MB, 406x720, Grab The Ketchup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585762

>>11585436
based

>> No.11585763

>>11585749
>tweet

>> No.11585773

>>11584954
Did they make this specifically just to piss me off?

>> No.11585952
File: 2.63 MB, 480x298, Friday Nights.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585958

>>11584357
The Mac and cheese is ACTUALLY the side, but it's served intentionally overflowing off of the burger as a playful way of making the main and side more interconnected.

>> No.11585961
File: 2.87 MB, 720x480, Uzbekistan Salt Bae.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11585990

>>11585524
I eat this stuff like once a month. Had no idea people could react this intensely to it.

>> No.11586011

>>11579709
As constant as the Northern Star......

>> No.11586272

>>11584954
>This is what black people eat

>> No.11586297
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, CHICKEN AND WAFFLES RECIPE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11586272

>> No.11586436

>>11580638
you stir meat, onion and carrot, throw a chunk of spicies and put rice atop of it
so it's not fried, it's steamed or thms like that
the idea is that rice absorbs all the flawor

>> No.11586441

>>11585518
>Coreaboo
a what?

>> No.11586444

>>11583605
Horse is lean meat, good for body builders and those trying to lose weight.

>> No.11586448

>>11579709
but...

>> No.11586457

>>11586444
t. subhuman barbarian.

>> No.11586475

>>11586457
Horses are treated better than cows and pigs in general.

>> No.11586508

>>11585686
>This poor fuck probably just likes cute kitters and doesn't know what a furry is at all. Sad.
I whole heatedly agree
Someone must tell him. :3

>> No.11586517

>>11584171
>Vegan master race

>> No.11586545

>>11585436
At least he landed in the rescue position so he won't choke on his own vomit.

>> No.11586585

>>11585475
I kind of half-assed watched that video the other night. Why was he straining the juice out of the isopod meat? Does isopod taste bad?

>> No.11586983

>>11586457
Imagine raising an animal to be butchered, crazy.

>> No.11586997
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Horse Shoe Crab Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11586585
Too much liquid, would make soggy fried rice.

>> No.11587017

>>11585436
All the timing of a well-executed slapstick sketch.

So what's the deal with the guy who watches another guy falling down stairs and just stands still continuing to film?

>> No.11587030
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>>11587017

>> No.11587066

>>11582130
she looks high as fuck

>> No.11587092
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>> No.11587116

>>11587017
Maybe he doesn't believe his drinking problem is that bad, so camera guy was getting documentation.

>> No.11587122
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>>11587092

>> No.11587132

>>11587092
i never noticed him trying to use the knife. thats even more sad now. why do they hate that poor kid?

>> No.11587135

>>11587132
>why do they hate the poor kid
They're niggers

>> No.11587141

>>11584171
what the fuck is that

>> No.11587185

>>11587092
>that moment where he just rejects what's happening to him
jesus

>> No.11587202

>>11583799
>>11584795

just a shitty vid quality and her lips are always pursed. looks like she spits but you can tell it's just shitty video cause her face doesn't actually move at all

>> No.11587245

>>11580638
nigger, it says PILAF, it's a fucken pilaf

>> No.11587252

>>11585436
He doesn't look well. This video just made me sad(der).

>> No.11587267

>>11584080
What is it with the obsession with mac and cheese? It's not that good...

>> No.11587305

>>11579728
what in the fuck is that abomination

>> No.11587311

>>11587092
So Brazilians are just like us until this happens to them...

>> No.11587313

>>11587252
(durrr)

>> No.11587333

>>11579701
>stew is this complicated.

>> No.11587630

>>11587132
""""Tradition"""""

>> No.11587687
File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, Barbecued ox tongue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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Boil for 30 minutes, then.

>> No.11587839
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>> No.11587900

>>11579702
i hope his arm heals or whatever

>> No.11587905

>>11585952
Reviewing guns is thirsty work.

>> No.11587911

>>11587122
Fucking legend.

>> No.11587914

>>11579730
i love plov, as a eastern european. dis be good shit yo.

>> No.11588365

>>11587141
Ricky Berwick. Moderately popular Twitter personality.

>> No.11588655

>>11585314
are those lobsters?

>> No.11588662

>>11585513
idk what triggers me the most. having his rings on or fucking up everything he touches

>> No.11588675

>>11585539
We've been calling it that for weeks, dumbass newfaggot.

>> No.11588680

>>11585686
was he promoting his product or was too naive to open it?

>> No.11588751

>>11588365
i went to college with ricky berwicks cousin who edits his videos

>> No.11588787

>>11587905
lol, i got it

>> No.11588903
File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, Advertisements.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11589002

>>11587132
Brazil is truly a shithole, that's is all.

>> No.11589008

>>11589002
>that's is

>> No.11589009

>>11588903
that was interesting to watch

>> No.11589013

>>11589008
yeah i fucked up, can't get rid of that hangover

>> No.11589050

>>11583647
I eat eggs like 5 times a week and often eat butter on bread (Frenchfag 32yo boomer). Did my yearly check up blood test recently and my blood cholesterol was pretty low.

>> No.11589400

>>11589002
that's Indonesia

>> No.11589466
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Isopod.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11588655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54m4SDJiL6U&t=687s

>> No.11589509
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>> No.11589512
File: 2.78 MB, 720x480, Horse Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11589514

>>11579719
That's not catfish.

>> No.11589537
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Sheep Tongue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11589514
First is Carp, the one in clay is Catfish.

These Uzbekistan Episodes Are Funny.
His Co host has a western sense of humor.

That Donkey Race!

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>>11587905

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>> No.11589971
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>> No.11590007
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1544372275862.webm

>> No.11590008

>>11579704
yikes

>> No.11590014

>>11589971
wow that looks fucking terrible, no wonder he tried to show the actual food as little as possible.

>> No.11590086
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, VTEC Sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11590014

>> No.11590153

>>11580334
Imagine being this mad about the egg man..

>> No.11590199

>>11587092
The twisted origin story of HowToBasic

>> No.11590258

>>11579709
Has anyone tried this recipe at home? Is it any good?

>> No.11590479

>>11588903
That's a pretty shitty beer if it doesn't form a head poured straight down like that.You usually need to pour with the glass at 45 degrees to prevent making too much head in the glass.

>> No.11590503
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>> No.11590505

>>11590479
yeah the beer was flat before they poured it

>> No.11590552
File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, Made with Soy Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11590629

>>11589400
Is it? which race?

>> No.11590696
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11590696

>>11585961
Small time

>> No.11590713

>>11587267
It fucking is though you little faggot. should just be the side.

>> No.11590718
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>>11584612

>> No.11590751

>>11585749
>those shit parents just letting it peck at their kid's eyes

>> No.11590754
File: 2.80 MB, 300x300, Meatball Lasagna Bombs Presented By Palmolive® Ultra.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11590774

>>11590754
You know I was going to report this post for containing an ad but then I realized gookmoot probably wants shit like this.

>> No.11590787

>>11590696
He forgot the sunglasses.

>> No.11590817

>>11590774
>>11590754
This is the first time in my time here that I think there is an actual marketer posting.

>> No.11590836

>>11590817
No that's clearly an anon taking the piss. Also gookmoot wants advertisers to pay for their adds rather than post them for free.

>> No.11590837
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>> No.11590850

>>11590696
This is too fucking good.

>> No.11590858

>>11590751
There's nothing they can do, anon. It's Emu Town.

>> No.11590871
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>>11590837
This looks like a fucking parody video.
Why can't these retards eat something that doesn't have an inch-thick layer of cheese on it?

>> No.11590878

>>11590751
>implying the emu gestapo wouldn't disappear the parents if they assaulted one of the birds
You do remember who won the Emu War, right?

>> No.11590886
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11590886

>>11590836
How do you know he's not paying them to post?

>> No.11590891
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11590891

>>11590886
Because only a retard would advertize Palmolive on a cooking forum like this. Everyone knows it leaves a plasticky sheen on your dishes because it is shit tier soap

>> No.11590894

>>11588903
m-more like this please. my mind is blown

>> No.11590900
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11590900

>>11590891
I agree, there are better cleaning products.

>> No.11590906
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11590906

>>11588903
TV producers are basically wizards

>> No.11590910

>>11585426
fuck americans and fuck capitalism

>> No.11590912

>>11590900
i bet that squeegee feels better than sex

>> No.11590958
File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Indian Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11590980

>>11588903
Bullshit, I can make my glass filled with 75% foam from beer

>> No.11590995

>>11590958
Fucking pajeets

>> No.11591002
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11591002

>>11590479
>>11590505
>>11590980

>> No.11591010
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11591010

>>11591002
Amateur.

>> No.11591016
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11591016

>>11591010
fite me irl

>> No.11591058

>>11584954

Pickles and PB is actually pretty good. Been eating that since I was a kid.

Oh, and not black....

>> No.11591155

>>11591058
>outing yourself as a nigger on 4channel
yikes

>> No.11591191

>>11591155
>actually calling 4chan 4channel
its still 4chan bro

>> No.11591194
File: 2.85 MB, 360x360, Stuffed Fried Pickles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11591194

>>11591058
There are very few recipes that dill pickles / gherkins make worse. they're just crunchy vinegar basically

>> No.11591205
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11591205

>>11591194
>crunchy vinegar
Well that sounds like something they'd serve on my own personal level of hell.

>> No.11591207
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11591207

>>11591191

>> No.11591213

>>11591205
I know right, imagine liking texture and flavor in a single foodstuff

>> No.11591217

>>11591194
>ham
>not salami
retarded tbqh.

>> No.11591241

>>11591191
It hasn't been 4chan for years.

>> No.11591247

>>11579701
farts must be deadly after that

>> No.11591434

>>11584357
TRIGGERED here. Let's take a nice thing and then add more nice th- Oh shit nigga, just kidding we are gonna just go full first grader on presentation!

I'd eat it... But the messiness would weigh on my soul...

>> No.11591572

>>11590552
unrelated, this was made with whole milk

>> No.11591593
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>> No.11591636
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>> No.11591648

>>11590552
obvious application is a porno-themed coffee shop with dirty pictures printed on the lattes

>> No.11591747
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11591747

>> No.11591779

>>11582130
Obviously drugs.

>> No.11591783
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>> No.11591791
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>> No.11591808

>>11585952
great one

>> No.11591825
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>> No.11591856

>>11591825
lmoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

>> No.11591861

>>11587905
cheers mate

>> No.11591881

>>11584080
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.11591931

>>11591002
You really know you're an alcoholic when you start crying just because the bartender poured your beer wrong.

>> No.11591966

>>11591247
It's just a stew.

>> No.11592044
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11592044

>>11585681

>> No.11592069

>>11591205
Fried pickles are amazing though.

>> No.11592090

>>11581323
looks like a clop of shit

>> No.11592100
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11592100

>>11582123
>>11583799
Where can I find this spit chef?

>> No.11592128

>>11591791
>Not Glorified Rice

>> No.11592335

>>11585436
>dressed like the wall
>try to blend into the floor

>> No.11592393

>>11591636
cringe

>> No.11592415

>>11579730
i love plov

>> No.11592508

>>11591783
HE'S SO DISGUSTING

>> No.11593088

>>11584954

Most of these aren't salads. A salad has to have at least three ingredients.

>> No.11593103

>>11590910
I'm sorry you don't have enough food to have an eating contest, comrade

>> No.11593117

>>11585579

That girl is kind of cute, she really shouldn't have to do electro-sausage porn for a living.

>> No.11593236

>>11581469
underrated

>> No.11593601

>>11588903
more

>> No.11593651

>>11589965
do white people really eat these?

>> No.11593652

>>11593601
less

>> No.11593699

>>11591747
>How to ruin beef and bread with a lot of effort

>> No.11593807

>>11591002
Guy looks like an old Chet Baker.

>> No.11593822
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11593822

>>11591783
couldn't they find someone not so disgusting?

>> No.11593879

>>11593822
omg. Don't tell me they're eating maggots on purpose.

>> No.11593940

>>11584676
underrated post

>> No.11594050

>>11590552
>that smile turning into full blown soy face

>> No.11594111

>>11593879
>t. uncultured wh*teoids

>> No.11594165

>>11580334
Yeah but, really, How does?

>> No.11594184

>>11580334
based

>> No.11594339

>>11580638
It’s a plov/плoв.
Rice is basically steamed.

>> No.11594391

>>11589928

Fags

>> No.11594417

>>11594391
shitblob

>> No.11594481
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11594481

>>11584954
DEATH

>> No.11594502

>>11587122
what a guy

>> No.11595109
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>> No.11595115

>>11591636
>steak changes from medium-well to medium-rare in an edit

>> No.11595138

>>11595109
jesus christ..

>> No.11595822

>>11590886
He wants advertisers to pay him, you fucking moron. Have the few brain cells you were born with become so addled by constant meme consumption that you have absolutely no clue how anything in the world actually works?

>> No.11595890
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11595890

>> No.11595918

>>11595109
Why even bother with the fucking breading when it's just gonna get cooked in the sauce?

>> No.11596145

>>11584080
Cheesefags are the true dregs of modern society.

>> No.11596149
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11596149

>>11596145

>> No.11596179

>>11585475
Are they gay?

>> No.11596231

>>11587839
What a waste of fresh fish.

>> No.11596237

>>11586585
Isopodes store a secretion that smells like death to dissuade predators. Apparently, if you want to eat one of those you absolutely need to get rid of that before cooking it.

To me it doesn't seem like it's worth the hassle.

>> No.11596246

>>11582231
>unmelted cheese
whats the fucking point?

>> No.11596249

Anyone have those vegan food videos the ones PETA made?

>> No.11596256
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Vegan Grilled Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11596256

>>11596249
not specifically

>> No.11596263

>>11596256
this one is one of them i was thinking about WHY NOT USE MARGARINE ITS OIL NOT ANIMAL YOU FUCKERS

>> No.11596267
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11596267

>>11596263
No margarine allowed

>> No.11596272

>>11596267
fucking almond flour is gross it ruins the taste of everything i put it in

>> No.11596273

>>11589537
>Sheep tongue
>Exotic

>> No.11596275
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11596275

>>11596272
Stop putting it in stuff then

>> No.11596279

>>11595918
do not fucking argue with the chicken parm you charlatan

>> No.11596288

>>11596275
i was on keto so i tried it i would rather just have only one piece of bread a day then try more keto breads

>> No.11596289
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11596289

>>11596288

>> No.11596296

>>11596289
i am glad i love cauliflower

>> No.11596300

>>11596267
"Plant based milk."

You mean "nut juice."

>> No.11596307

>>11584357
half of a scoop would work the first scoop would overflow as is

>> No.11596310

>>11590871
That's actually pretty impressive, I wish my technique was that good.

>> No.11596312
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11596312

>>11585958
Then how do you explain this shit?

>> No.11596313

>>11584954
>ketchup and mac
>weird
says who fucker?

>> No.11596315

>>11596275
>Almost exactly the same recipe 12 times with a different base nut for the nut juice

>> No.11596317

>>11585681
>danes

>> No.11596325

>>11596288
I remember when that fad diet was called Atkins.

>> No.11596328

>>11596312
Restaurants catering to the Instagram crowd.

>> No.11596330

>>11588680
It's an old classic from Austrian television. That was when milk cartons were introduced. The guy was from the milk company trying to demonstrate how to open them.

>> No.11596335

>>11596312
this is absurdly stupid

>> No.11596336

>>11596325
well so long as it works they can call it what ever they want

>> No.11596343

>>11588903
>Real beer
>no head at all
That's shit beer

>> No.11596352

>>11592044
Did that nigga really rip the ceiling light off just to yak in it?

>> No.11596362
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11596362

>>11591648
>implying you need a printer for that

>> No.11596373

>>11590503
>>MLP

>> No.11596374

>>11596362
>implying the term printer is meant to imply a literal machine

>> No.11596389

>>11596336
>Fad diet
>Works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9aIa2j_p6s

>> No.11596418

>>11596352
Holy shit my fucking sides, dude just goes straight for it.

>> No.11596427

>>11592044
What the fuck dude it has a hole at both ends

>> No.11596457

>>11596389
i lost weight so yes it worked and no i didn't gain it all back

>> No.11596499
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11596499

>>11579701
>usa
>Crispy bacon
How does a nation, neè a superpower, fuck up one of the greatest foods on earth?

>> No.11596504
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11596504

>>11596499

>> No.11596723

>>11582123
I love huge asian tits

>> No.11596845

>>11583740
>>11583856
>>11583898

Hands of a poo, no thanks.

>> No.11596860

>>11590910

[angry helicopter noises]

>> No.11596899

>>11582123
May I please have a sauce on this?

>> No.11596934

>>11579730
i love plov

>> No.11598023

>>11596504
no.... no!!!