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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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How are these fuckers so good? My gf made me a plate just the way I like them with a little garlic and lemon. I don't think you can understand how nice it is to eat a big plate, wash it down with a glass of water, and then fuck her. We finished the evening by watching Gilmore Girls, then I fucked her again. Now she's asleep, and I ask you, /ck/: is there a better vegetable?

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>>11588196
wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitch. I'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots.

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just cold whippin em at passing police cars i dont give a shit motherfucking cops know i eat taser electricity like a german motherfucker eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me

the sun dont set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.11588293

>>11588196
>is there a better vegetable?
Than Gilmore Girls? Yes.