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11586043 No.11586043 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Japanese food so damn weird?

>> No.11586045

High IQ

>> No.11586047

Low IQ

>> No.11586055

>>11586043

>egg salad
>is an egg salad

Weird

>> No.11586057

Low T

>> No.11586060

>>11586043
it's prepackaged premade 7/11 food. it's a bad example to make this point.

>> No.11586062

>>11586055
are you retarded or just pretending? look at that weird fucking egg. just give me a tray instead of that weird, factory-made overly processed meme egg.

>> No.11586064

>>11586043
You've never seen an egg salad before fatty? I'm sure you ate plenty of them in your obese life

>> No.11586065

>>11586060
>Japanese food is a bad example of Japanese food
Shut up, Hiro

>> No.11586077

>>11586043
I see nothing wrong with this.

>> No.11586078

>>11586062
It's inside bread.

>> No.11586083

>>11586077
yeah the bread could be a bit less pale but im sure its a tasty snack. wish the convenience stores in the US would step it up to asian levels

>> No.11586084

>>11586078
do japanese people really eat slimy, crumpled up, off-white pieces of shit and call it "bread"?

>> No.11586102

> 7-11
> Japanese

>>11586084
I'm guessing they intentionally make it pale so it looks like culturally familiar things made with rice flour like bao buns

>> No.11586111

>>11586043
looks like weisswurst. the egg salad looks okay but the bread looks odd.

>> No.11586450

>>11586043
Looks pretty good tbqh. I'm kinda hungry for one and some cunnilingus but that never really goes away.

>> No.11586456
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>>11586450

>> No.11586465

>>11586043
>seven&i

>> No.11586466

>>11586456
She wouldn't be makin that face after I found the center of her tootsie pop.

>> No.11586474

>>11586084
They prefer a softer, moist bread.
Some theorize they produce less saliva than Westerners and have a hard time chewing a hard, crusty bread.

>> No.11586483

>>11586474
>some theorize
>source: trust me dude

>> No.11586488
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11586488

>7/11 in Japan has actual good food
>7/11 in USA has mediocre to shitty food

Weird

>> No.11586493

>>11586043
Id eat that again.

>> No.11586503

>>11586465
the Japanese don't have a word for the number 11 so they call it that

>> No.11586511

>>11586483
Source is Peter Barakan in a Begin Japanology video on Japanese bread
I don't know what his source was tho

>> No.11586526

>>11586503
Source? Logically speaking how did they miss the number 11? I understand the Romans starting at 1 instead of 0 but I don't get how you gloss over what happens between 10 and 12.

>> No.11586527

>>11586511
His source? His ass.

>> No.11586540

>>11586526
They refer to it as 'ten plus one' because 11 looks too much like chopsticks. Asian logic...

>> No.11586542

Im confused, whats with the bread? Why is it so white?

>> No.11586555

OP, I've actually wondered this same thing.
It's like, how they eat pickles with rice and miso. That just sounds like a bunch of junk.

>> No.11586561

>>11586527
>educational show on national Japanese television pulls things out of Peter Barakan's ass

Ok.

>> No.11586629

>>11586488
I hurts so bad, Hawaii 7-11s are the only US ones worth visiting.

>> No.11586656

>>11586057
Right
>>11586047
>>11586045
Wrong

>> No.11586691

>>11586474
They do tend to produce drier earwax than westerners, you may be onto something. It'd also explain why all their food is so disgustingly slimy

>> No.11586731
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>>11586488
because 711 is a japanese company and they know niggers in the US will eat anything. Could you imagine if 711 tried to be like in japan?

>Ayo niggah gimme some of that soy sauce for this yakitori
>Fuck that shit baka you trippin, I need this for my katsudon meal, paid 598 yen for this shit dog
>gimme day soy sauce and I'll throw in some kimchi for your gaijin ass can't even use chopsticks
>fuck you homes gimmie some of that sweet and sour and we got a deal
>ight homes

>> No.11586748

>>11586629
WE'RE COMING THROUGH FOR YOU

>> No.11586749

They have no standards for how non-Japanese foods should be used so they just do whatever they think up even if it would seem vile to the origin country of the food.

>> No.11586758

>>11586483
It actually has to do with the cost of grain, they add in a lot of random junk; also japanese teeth are fucking horrible

>> No.11586834

>>11586062
>>11586060
I am more worried about the bun it's in to be honest.

>> No.11586836

>>11586043
Bloody hell mate do americunts actually eat this shit?

>> No.11586848

Imagine the smell of your shit after eating that...or farts

>> No.11586864

>>11586848
You wanna know what is fucking worse?

Being in a train filled with japanese who are drunk and all they ate that day was just egg based shit like in OP.

>> No.11586871

>>11586864
>he doesn't have a car

laffing at ur life rn senpai

>> No.11586883

>>11586871
Yeah no not paying road tax, emissions tax, property tax for my prefecture, and 480 yen per litre, PLUS 2000 yen to park it at work

>> No.11586889

>>11586102
7-Eleven started out in Texas, but has been owned by a Japanese company for a couple of decades at this point.

>> No.11586891

>>11586883
Oh and forgot the insane tolls for highway usage

>> No.11586932

>>11586883
Get a cute kei car

>> No.11586943

>>11586932
How does that negate anything I just said

>> No.11586957

>>11586062
The bun is the shocking part. It just looks like egg salad that's been mashed up against a wrapper.

>> No.11586958

>>11586943
Tax breaks and exemptions

>> No.11586975

>>11586102
Literally a Japanese company retard

>> No.11586981

>>11586958
they really aren't all that big, still have to park the bitch, and I am slower than the trains as well in one of those.

>> No.11586984

>>11586834
Looks like a bleached white bread bun. Nothing too special.

>> No.11586985

>>11586981
But they're cute!

>> No.11586998

>>11586065
>Food in a country is the food of that country
So if I make curry in the US it's American food? If I make poutine in Germany it's German food?

Is that how this works, Anon?

>> No.11587181

>>11586731

you've never met a black person in your life lol

>> No.11587193

>>11586102
>>11586083
the bun used to look brown. they re-release it in white to make it look more fluffy

>> No.11587227

>>11586731
That corn thing looks good, what's in it?

>> No.11587269
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>>11586466

>> No.11587282

>>11586864
Waking up to get on a train full of shitty people to work all day to then get on a train full of shitty people to get home is hell on earth to me. I genuinely pity anyone who lives like this. Those are the two most vulnerable times of the day, either tired or exhausted, isolation is so important at those times.

>> No.11587285

>>11587227
Corn, cream, and some turkey under it.

>> No.11587291
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>>11587282
You and me both anon, but some neat views at times

>> No.11587294
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11587294

Wa la

>> No.11587300

>>11587181
From the US anon, yes I have. There are tons of blacks in Shinjuku, Shibuya, and yokohama. No one trusts them, only dumb tourists do. Heard and seen some Swedish people trust a black call man and get ripped about 2000 USD in one night for a hand job

>> No.11587307
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>> No.11587315

>>11587307
These are fucking GARBAGE, anyone who buys these are just looking to save money to buy smokes

>> No.11587316
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>>11587315
Sure looks it

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11587329

KFC best

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>>11587329
Sanders-sama sugoi

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11587359

Missing chicken gravy ramen.

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>>11587329

>> No.11587366

>>11587315
>save money
these sandwiches are overpriced as fuck

>> No.11587393

>>11587291
what do you in japan? what are you working as?

>> No.11587406

>>11587285
Sounds good, although I think chicken might go better with it.

>> No.11587412

>>11587366
Yeah but usually dudes pick em up because they just want to drop 1000 yen bill on that, a vitamin drink, and pack of smokes

>> No.11587432
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>>11586985
Hmmm I think you're on to something anon

>> No.11587448

>>11587181
t. nigger

>> No.11587457

>>11586731
cringe and soypilled

>> No.11587462

>>11586043
what do myou mean? looks good to me

>> No.11587484

>>11586474
Well obviously they don't produce less saliva, they're not a different species. But I can believe they're more used to slimier foods because so much of their diet is fish/sea based.

>> No.11587496

>>11587282
Trains are comfy. You can nap or read a book or play games, shitpost on 4chan, etc. They're much better than a commute in a car where all you've got is music or podcasts or audio books.

>> No.11587506

>>11586749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yimXWA9MvHw
youre probably right

>> No.11587512

>>11587484
So people who have dry earwax instead of wet earwax are another species?

>> No.11587530

>>11587512
Nah, that could very well have climate or diet-based reasons behind it. I don't know the science behind slightly different earwax. But different saliva seems unlikely when it could just be explained by Japs preferring moister food.

>> No.11587660

>>11587484
>>11587512
>>11587530
It’s the same gene that makes black people smell bad:

>The ABCC11 gene is determines axillary body odor and the type of earwax.[5][18][19][20] The non-functional ABCC11 allele is predominant among East Asians (80–95%) making East Asians less prone to body odor.[2]. It’s very low in sub-Saharan Africans

>> No.11587748

>>11587300
Well no shit, most of them are nigerians . Even black americans don't trust them

>> No.11587757

>>11587282
As someone who has to deal with NY trains and subways, I'd take Japan's transportation system anyday.

>> No.11587774

>>11587660
>Recently, Prigge et al.15 examined axillary odorants among 30 male individuals of African-American, Caucasian and East Asian with respect to their ABCC11 genotype, and confirmed that they all produce measurable amounts of the same axillary odorants but East Asians with TT homozygotes (described as AA genotype in current study) produce significantly less of the characteristic axillary odorants, suggesting that key characteristic axillary odorants do not strictly vary with ABCC11 genotype.
??

>> No.11587831

>480 yen per litre

yeah try a more believable lie next time

>> No.11587854

it may be weird, but it tastes fucking delicious

>> No.11587884

>>11586043
>>11587294
What's weird about egg salad and smoked salmon? What do pre-packaged sandwiches in the US look like? These are pretty standard fair in the UK and I'm led to believe we have literally the worst food ever.

>> No.11587897

>>11586043
I dunno man every JP convenience store I went in my brief stay was god tier

>> No.11587910

>>11587831
Japan Tokyo $4.24

>> No.11587913

>>11586540
Actually, having different words for eleven and twelve (oneteen and twoteen) harkens back to a Germanic base-12 counting system. It'd be weird if they had a special name for it like we do.

>> No.11587924

>>11587910
per litre? yeah right

>> No.11587956

>>11587294
That's a lot of smoked salmon for 3.14 dollars

>> No.11587985

>>11587924
Uhh, anon, are you American? Gas is expensive as fuck in a lot of other countries.

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>>11587985
>not paying ~$2 per gallon

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11588114

o.0

>> No.11588145

>>11587985
No, I live in Japan where gas is 140 yen a liter at most

>> No.11588189

>>11588145
>not living in okinawa

explains a lot

>> No.11588255

>>11588189
I do numbnuts, Ginowan city

>> No.11588257

>>11588114
Yeah I'd eat that.

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>>11586731
Anybody else see the face of the MCP from Tron in that thing with raisins?

>> No.11588347

>>11587181
I use to work in Seattle and while not all of the black people I worked with talked like this, there were a handful that did.

>> No.11588354
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>> No.11588447

>>11586043
Japan didn't really have bread until the US military kind of forced it on them post-WWII. Because of this they didn't really know what to do with it at the time, so they just put whatever on bread for sandwiches. See: soba sandwiches.

>> No.11588464

>>11588447
Yeah, putting egg on a sandwich is pretty weird. You don't see that anywhere else in the world.

>> No.11588472

japan just approved a measure to allow more foreigners to immigrate to the country
japan will be syria in 50 years

>> No.11588481

>>11588354
Have you never had afternoon tea sandwiches? Chicken and cream cheese with mint sandwiches are amazing. Fug I want one now

>> No.11588484

>>11586836
OBSESSED

>> No.11588486

>>11588464
That was more in reply to other weird stuff, I kind of hit enter before finishing my thought. Yeah egg salad sandwich is everywhere, maybe OP just thinks the blending and fineness of the egg is weird.

>> No.11588487

>>11588472
it went from like 10,000 to 15,000 people probably lol

>> No.11588488

>>11588354
Cream cheese and chicken is normal on things like wraps and sandwiches, you uncultured swine. The only off-putting thing about that is the ratio of the cream cheese.

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>>11588114

>> No.11588667

>>11586731
711 japan is a different company. They bought themselves out from the corporate 711

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>>11588481
I often have that when I'm entertaining the Royals, I also make sure to cut off the crusts. The Royals you know don't want to deal with the crust.

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>>11587181
And that's not a good thing... why?

>> No.11588802

>>11586883
this. plus in Japan your employers is obligated to pay for your public transport.
I ride my bicycle to work and still sign in the forms saying I commute $5 each way by bus/train. Been doing it for years.

>> No.11588808

>>11587956
it's like 80yen (80cents) for a slab of salmon in Japan, it's not like it's an expensive fish.

>> No.11588820

>>11588472
>>11588487
this. you cant live or work in Japan unless you have a university degree and went to highschool/university in an English speaking country. Even then the only work for foreigners is English teaching, unless you marry a Japanese girl in which case you can bartend for $8/hour instead.

>> No.11589098

>>11588667
Isn’t it a law in Japan that companies can’t be foreign owned or something like that?

>> No.11589185

So are you supposed to cook this or what? bread looks parcooked

>> No.11589193

>>11587181
What he wrote sounds more like a cholo to be honest

>> No.11589199

>>11588114
Ambrosia sandwich

>> No.11589202

>>11588114
God, I hate asians

>> No.11589203

>>11588481
That sounds pretty good actually. I might have to make one, what else goes in there?

>> No.11589935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfSjNA8rgtc

>> No.11589956
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>egg salad sandwich
>weird

>> No.11589966

>>11588114
>sweet bread with cream & fruit
This is a European thing also.
>>11588354
So is this.

>> No.11589988

Only way for me to get fish in my town is to hop by the local Walmart and pick out a frozen bag. Costs way more than the $1.99 chicken breasts and $2.50/lb 70/30 hamburger meat, though, so I never bother. Except canned tuna, that's a pretty delightful meal with some mayo and peas and macaroni.

>> No.11591431

>want to go to japan
>most ramen is pork broth
>can't eat pork

why bruhs

>> No.11591462

>>11589988
Your town doesn't have mail-order?

>> No.11591577

>buying your konbini snacks at 7-11

Go to Family Mart, you fucking subhuman.

>> No.11591626

>>11587361
TOP KEK

>> No.11591652

Autism at it's best.

>> No.11591654

>>11587432
>a fucking mole
worst raibu

>> No.11591670

>>11588667
They didn't buy themselves out, they bought 7-Eleven US straight up and run the whole thing.

>>11591577
Seven for booze and shit like a fresh shirt/boxers after being out all night, Famima for hot food, Lawson for cold food.

>> No.11591713
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>>11589956

>> No.11591774

>>11589956
>galvanism dot gif
>somehow the same chuds who shit on ~liberal arts education~ still haven't figured it out in 2018

>> No.11591784

>>11591670
How about not shitting your pants

>> No.11591820

>>11591784
Dude, have you lived in tokyo between April and October? There have been days i've bought a pair at lunch just to manage ball sweat.

>> No.11591947

>>11588820
>unless you marry a Japanese girl in which case you can bartend for $8/hour instead
I would work a shitty job like that if I could marry a Jap.

>> No.11592003

>>11586998
Don't worry, there'll be plenty of putin in Germany soon.

>> No.11592114

>>11592003
>Invading a key trade partner for natural recources
Really doubting that one m8

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>>11592114
Yeah, no one's invaded another country for resources before....

>> No.11592214
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They cater to a wide variety of tastes.

>> No.11592855

>>11588114
Got a boner looking at this damn looks good.

>> No.11593422

>>11591947
I mean it's not that hard to do, but problem with Japanese girls is they go to shit after you marry them.
Just fly to Osaka, jump on tinder, fuck a dozen random Japanese girls and leave it at that.

>> No.11593443

>>11591431
Weak anon, weak.

>> No.11593456

>>11593422
>problem with Japanese girls is they go to shit after you marry them.
is that really a unique problem though?

>> No.11593578

>>11592214
>strawberry cream bread
Yes, and?

>> No.11593600

>>11586456
comically sized hoop earrings

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>>11586450

>> No.11593936

>>11586043
>weebs will defend this

>> No.11594064
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>>11593578
you cant see it?

>> No.11594070

>>11594064
He doesn't know what one looks like, so he doesn't see it.

>> No.11594095

>>11587660
based

>> No.11594382

>>11587282
You have not experienced true hell on Earth until you have live in Houston where your commute to work consist of sitting in traffic for four hours to travel 20miles. Also, you have nogs, rednecks, and spics doing everything possible to ensure that you don't make it to your destination in one piece.
>>11591820
I looked up the humidity levels of Tokyo and they are lower than Houston, and Tokyo is cooler on average too. So this reinforces my point about Houston being hell on earth.

>> No.11594650

>>11586456
Yep, I'm going to cum into your party with my switch fully loaded.

>> No.11594660

>>11587956
All the sandwich filling is pushed to the very edge of the
>sandwich
It's virtually empty bread with stuffing barely affixed to it.

>> No.11594838

>>11587956
Package says it uses salmon trout

>> No.11594848

>>11588447
You are a liar and idiot.
From Japan.

>> No.11594865

>>11594848
>t. retard

>> No.11595224

>>11586043
Apparently radioactivity does that to some people, if you can call them people.

>> No.11596896

Bump

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11597065

lol I knew it http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1073180475.html

Japanese are commenting on your posts right now. Looks like some got a little mad at >>11588447

The translator also seemed to remove the nigga speak from >>11586731.

And >>11591577 was made to sound much nicer, same with other posts too.

>> No.11597111

>>11586731
>Paying

>> No.11598896

>>11593578
nigga you gay

>> No.11598920

>>11597065
>oversees reaction category
That’s a pretty cool category, but also >obsessed

>> No.11598938

>>11597065
What the fuck is this?

Also some of the sandwiches in this thread don’t seem too bad.

>> No.11598970

>>11587316
>uncooked ham
isn't ham cured? that's basically cooking it

>> No.11598982

>>11598920
I feel like with Japan it's a little more fair since their country gets fetishized so much it's only natural they'd wonder what the deal is.
If it was anywhere else though I'd agree.

>> No.11599067

>>11594382
Well at least the Rockets are goo-

>> No.11599083

>>11587181
And thats a good thing!

>> No.11599108

>>11598982
What? Japan has always been obsessed with the west.
>Datsu-A Ron

>> No.11599278

>>11586731
c r i n g e

>> No.11599289

>>11587660
can confirm, I have dry earwax and don‘t need a deodorant (although I still use one for fun)

>> No.11599313

>>11591431
Inshallah

>> No.11599383

>>11599289
You smell like a mix of soy and bad milk.

>> No.11600188

>>11586043
they're island people

>> No.11600376

>>11599067
>cockets
>toxins
at least they have the assturdsg ft. Rr4

>> No.11600689

Looks delicious, desu

>> No.11601045

>>11586043
Please try to be a bit more open minded about food.

>> No.11601318

>>11586848
gross haha

>> No.11601370

>>11586084
>American unironically giving a lecture on bread
Kek

>> No.11601387

I'm travelling to Japan in April for work, for any anons who have been/are there, what are the best things from 7/11 / Lawson that you've tried?

>> No.11601400

What fucking kind of bread is that?

>> No.11601933

>>11586998
yeah, because a california roll is definitely japanese in origin

>> No.11601950
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11601950

>>11586883
>yeah, id rather huff the ass gas of literally thousands of other men to save a a few bucks

>> No.11602004

>>11586043
>weird
Sometimes, sure, but damn delicious.

Have you ever tried Kewpie mayo? Its fucking amazing.

>> No.11602006

>>11586060
Their 7/11 sandwiches are way better than what you get in US stations.

>> No.11602024

>>11586503
>jyuichi
You're retarded.

>> No.11602052

>>11586062
what's weird about it
it looks like egg salad

>> No.11602069

>>11587884
Egg salad's there, but rarely trusted. Most packed in the triangle style are cheap ham or roast beef with no vegetables or mayo or anything. You might get one with salami and stuff as a "premium" sandwich on a demibaguette or pretzel roll.

>> No.11602075

>>11587924
It was expensive like that in Germany when I was there in 06.

>> No.11602083

>>11601387
i haven't had anything "bad" from one
half the novelty is eating random stuff you've never heard of before

>> No.11602088
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>>11588447
Bread was first brought to Japan by Portuguese traders in the mid to late 1500s, hence the Japanese word for bread ("pan") being a Portuguese cognate. My god you're dumb.

>> No.11602089

>>11601387
>go all the way to japan
>go to 7/11 while there
wew. imagine being so much of a neet your not even considering going to a real restaurant

>> No.11602090

>>11588808
Yeah, Tuna's what they really go nuts for as a premium fish.

>> No.11602095

>>11588114
now all you haters explain how this is any different to a cake with some fruit on it in concept

>> No.11602098

>>11588114
This is actually very delicious, basically a cake

>> No.11602106

>>11602089
>not going to 711 in japan

I need them atms bruhs

>> No.11602113

>>11602089
>Going to restaurants for every meal
>Not going for the cross section of everything

>> No.11602114

>>11602089
in my experience japanese food in japan is not terribly different from japanese food at home (granted there is a decent japanese population where i live)
i can get ramen, tonkotsu, udon, sushi, etc at home anytime i wanted to
the same can't be said about combini and yoshoku
same deal when i travel to china, you can get chinese wherever, but you can't get chinese versions of western food

>> No.11602127

>>11602114
Yeah really the only difference in japanese food, at least in the US, compared to in japan is serving size difference

>> No.11602283

>>11602113
its a business trip, lmao. its literally a business expense. ask me how i know you have the type of job that pays roughly minimum wage

>>11602106
you will now never not see the letters atm and not think ass to mouth

>> No.11602303

>>11602089 I mean I'm planning on trying everything while I'm there, just staying on topic with the 7/11 food discussion you utter mong

>> No.11602304

>>11602283
>Hurr if you don't do things the way I do yur a poor
Go fuck yourself and drive that stick up your ass into your brain.

>> No.11602318
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>>11597065
>The incoherent nip speak in that pic

ching chong bing bing bong

>> No.11602358
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>>11602304
>the way i do things
lmao its a business trip. its literally a universally recognized concept. i mean, i guess i can understand that being a foreign concept ALMOST, because the sort of job you have, like uber or pizza delivery dont always do this, but im having a hard time believing you dont watch movies. that sorta shit airs free on tv, so even you should be able to see that

>> No.11602369

>>11602358
>Doubling down on assuming anybody who's willing to try things other than what you can get at home anyways is on minimum wage
Congratulations, you're a retarded asshole.

>> No.11602388

>>11602369
lmao that was never implied, are you retarded. i said he should go to restaurants to get his food because it should be a business expense. believe it or not, restaurants also have varieties of food. some may say...even more variety then a seven eleven
so what are you. 7.50 an hour?

>> No.11602402

Why are 7-11 Japan shills always shitting up an english board? Trying to gauge our interest in your retarded premade foods?

>> No.11602409

>>11602388
>Tripling down on the "If you're willing to check out Japan's really interesting sandwich culture, you're a poor" bullshit
You're seriously trying too hard at this point.

>> No.11602422

>>11602409
>you can only get a sandwich from 711
okay more like volunteer work at the local shelter lmao

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11602424

>>11602402
>>11602422

>> No.11602431

>>11602422
The more you follow this track, the more your insecurity shines through.

>> No.11602441

>>11587294
oy vey thats a nice schmear

>> No.11602446 [DELETED] 

>>11602424
nobody here is Japanese nor has eaten anything posted on these stupid threads, daily. Use your noggin kid.
Sage

>> No.11602451

>>11588114
isnt nip bread usually sweeter? I can see this working but wouldn't try it because fuck fruit salad and whip cream and all that shit
disgusting no matter what you put it on
give me some savory vegetals

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>>11602424
hey man i guess thats fair, if he wants to experience japan by eating its garbage, fair game. im still gonna call him out for eating garbage, and im still going to call out the guy who somehow thinks someone laughing at someone for being so poor he dosent know how a business trips work is somehow insecurity.

lmao

>> No.11602496

>>11602457
>Quadrupling down
Just because I refuse to play into your fantasy that anyone who doesn't want to live the way you do doesn't mean I'm poor, nor does it mean I have never been on a business trip.

>> No.11602524

>>11597065
The nips have it good. I wish I could walk to a convenience store that's packed with a shit ton of delicious food ready to be grabbed.

>> No.11602535

>>11602524
the fact that they're everywhere too is great
if you're fond of people watching there's nothing like sitting in one at around 8pm and watching the poor bastard wageslaves stagger into there after they get off work to buy a beer and a cup noodle
it's like watching a combination of zombies and potential suicides

>> No.11602542
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11602542

for me it's Lawson

>> No.11602554

>>11602524
You can. It's called your local gas station you stupid twat.

>omg the people with no land surrounded by ocean get fish instead of land animals in their pre made factory sandwiches, so exotic!

>> No.11602587

>>11602496
like i said, pizza delivery might be one of those business trips that isnt all expenses paid lmao, so im sure youve done a few of those. and im sure a few idiots want to pay for shit they dont have to and eat garbage from 711`s, i mean, you

>> No.11602611

>>11602587
>Going this stupid

>> No.11602630

>>11602554
>Really thinks you can get anything close to the quality they have in Japan in a US gas station
I have a bridge to sell you too.

>> No.11602658

>>11602630
Yea i'm really missing out on squid chips and fruit sandwiches. Fucking stupid weeb.

>> No.11602668

>>11602658
How about fried wagyu cutlet sandwiches?

>> No.11602698

>>11602542
Fuck Lawson and Sebun Erebun, it's all about Family Mart.

>> No.11602726

>>11602611
>not even bothering to count his non-arguments anymore
lmao, whats the problem, cant count that high?

>> No.11602731

>>11602668
nah i always passed by the dog dick section

>> No.11602738

>>11602726
>>11602731
>Retards who think they deserve more than just insults at this point

>> No.11602747

>>11602698
>Family Mart
fucking stores filled with LIES! HWAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BUY A FAMILY!

>> No.11602751
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11602751

>>11602668
Yea i'll take some proof please. Until then, you're worshipping stupid people who eat noodles on hotdog buns.

>> No.11602769

>>11602542
Lawson is the best because they have the best chopsticks

>> No.11602772

>>11602738
>deserve
id be fucking shocked if you could come up with anything at this point lmao

>> No.11602782

>>11602769
>chopsticks
>japan and china cut down 20 million trees a year to make chopsticks that get thrown away
is there literally anything japan and china do that isnt harmful

>> No.11602797

>>11602782
so how are those plastics doing for your country anon?

>> No.11602806

>>11586043
Careful, there might be children in that.

>> No.11602828

>>11602797
not good, but since 95% of the plastic pollution in the ocean comes from asia, not much we can do about it

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>>11602772

>> No.11602888

>>11602782
>Bamboo
>Mattering if you cut down a forest that grows back in a week

>> No.11602893

>>11602882
>and then he posted someone elses reaction image
>thats not even related
checks out lmao

>> No.11602901

>>11588719
I never thought I'd see a Mrs. Bucket meme. Thats pretty dope anon.

>> No.11602903

>>11602888
yeeaaaah about 45% of chopsticks are not bamboo

>> No.11602927

>>11588114
Fruit cake sandwich! Damn the nips have done it again

>> No.11602946
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11602946

Ochazuke.
>rice
>tea (not tea leaves, the add boiling water kind.)
>salmon flakes
>seaweed
>osembe, or rice crackers.

Tell me, is Japanese good not the greatest?

>> No.11602972

>>11601933
Never said they were

>> No.11602995

>>11602946
funfact: in kyoto, people serve this to guests to tell them to leave

>> No.11603059

>>11602946
Oh god. Rereading this, I would like to apologize for the terrible romanji. Im half jap and half merifag so I really have no excuse.

>> No.11603090

>>11602751
>Worshipping

>AMERICA BEST #! FUCKYEA
>CONVENIENCE STORE FOOD HERE SUCKS
>OBVIOUSLY MEANS IT SUCKS WORSE EVERYWHERE ELSE

New popular ingredients, but no context or forces that demand strict adherence to form results in experimentation.

I'll remind you that white people eat shit like haggis, surstromming, and licorice.

>> No.11603094

>>11602893
>He thinks he's clever
No, it's pretty spot on, shitbird.

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>>11603094
wait, so dog dick is a popular meal in japan and im a contrarian for disliking it, orrrrr...somehow being a minimum wage pizza delivery boy is popular, and im contrarian for thinking its not a desirable job. so what is it lmao

please, id love to know

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11603141

>>11603111
>Totally outing that he's just a nationalist douchebag with an overinflated sense of ego and massive insecurities about his own income that he has to project onto others

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>>11586731

>> No.11603184

>>11603141
lmao what nation then. where do you think im from

>> No.11603246

>>11603184
I don't give a shit, this is 4chan, you'll lie anyways.

>> No.11603258

>>11603246
lmao, afraid of being wrong

>> No.11603273

>>11603258
>He thinks people care about his fake job and whatever country he'll claim to be from
If you were the high-roller, no questions asked on your expense report type, there's no fucking way you'd be here.

>> No.11603322

>>11603273
lmao, you dont need to be some sorta extreme high roller to have a job with business trips with expenses paid. a business trip could be literally "drove a 5 hour round trip to pick up a part, bought lunch on the way, gas covered". it could even be "delivered a meal, used gas". some basic bitch pizza places even do this.

wew, lad. have you NEVER done anything beyond cashier or stocktake?

>> No.11603361

>>11603322
Yes, I have. I worked jobs that were centered around travel. And nobody but Fortune 500 C-Suite guys get allotted enough to go restaurant hopping every meal. But you keep being a little dickhead who thinks he knows better than everyone else.

>> No.11603378

>>11603361
>only fortune 500 companies do this
even my mechanic gets this if he has to tow a car from far away, lmao

>> No.11603399

>>11603378
Enough for a lunch versus enough to go to restaurants three meals a day in Tokyo like you suggested instead of trying some of the more interesting food options? Yeah, fuck off.

>> No.11603407

>>11603399
>a job willing to send you to fucking japan isnt going to do that
lmao do you even think

>> No.11603421

>>11597065
iz wack nips do this shit and make d0sh of it

>> No.11603443

>>11603407
Yes, but you clearly don't.

I mean, seriously, why are you so invested in "guy going there shouldn't try the sandwiches" anyways? It's like you've decided there's no way they could be worth trying, and that he should only eat at full restaurants without knowing what kind of deal his company does. It might be a fixed per diem. It might be a hard per-meal limit. It could be an open-ended "within reason" reimbursement.

But who the fuck do you think you are to tell him he shouldn't try it because he could burn more of his company's money instead?

>> No.11603448

>>11603443
because its a 711 lmao

>> No.11603470

>>11603448
Which is very different in Japan you fucking twat. 7-11 prepped foods are at least on par with decent mid to high tier grocery stores in the states.

>> No.11603491

>>11587181
I'm black and unironically talk like >>11586731 with friends

>> No.11603498

>>11603470
you realize anon probably is a fat flyoverlard who would eat american fast food if he ever left the states right?

>> No.11603537

>>11602052
uhhh it comes in a wrapper, why isn't it freshly served?
yeah.....

>> No.11603543

>>11603491
are you sure its not ironic at all

>> No.11603544

>>11593600
all hoop earings are comically sized, that's the whole point of them.

>> No.11603554

>>11589098
yes, china has a similar law.

>> No.11603560

>>11603544
Are you retarded? You’ve never seen small hoops before?

>> No.11603564

>>11601950
that's why they all wear those masks

>> No.11603590

>>11586043
>ovaries on a par-cooked hot dog roll
Interesting.

>> No.11603593

>>11603590
might it be steamed?

>> No.11603611

>>11603593
mighttened it indeed

>> No.11603621

>>11586043
Why is Japanese porn so weird? We don't know but we bless God for both!

>> No.11603736

>>11588719
>>11602901
+1

>> No.11603767

>>11603560
I don't think they're technically considered hoops anymore when they're small.

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Ahem
>fuck japs

>> No.11603822

>>11587913
That is a very interesting piece of trivia. How did you come across it?

>> No.11603828

>>11603822
I read a lot of information about white superiority.

>> No.11603833

>>11603822
Studying IT with all the chinks ironically enough

>> No.11603844

>>11586834
You have no idea what Japanese convenience stores will stick in a fucking bun. If it exists and easily accessible they've stuffed it in a bun and slammed it on the shelves of your local Nippon 7-11.

>> No.11603850

>>11603844
He said he's more worried about the bun it's in. Then you responded talking about what's in the bun. Are you sober?

>> No.11603869

>>11603850
Misread it. It's a nasty looking bun, I'll admit.

>> No.11603887

Living in Japan right now and honestly nothing's better than the kind of food 7 offers. I have one down the street staffed with very sweet old lady clerks and I eat dinner from there at least once a week if not more. The food is cheap and delicious, nothing like what you find in America.

>> No.11603888

>>11603887
What about the sushi trains?

>> No.11603893

>>11603887
When I lived in Tokyo for five years working as an animator for a well known studio I would often have lunch at the 711 on my street.

>> No.11603897

>>11603888
Sushi trains are great too, but I don't live close enough to a restaurant that does it. It's all in the inner city.

When I first got here I actually had no desire to eat sushi because there's so many different things to eat. And 7 supplies a good introduction to a lot of them.

>> No.11603898

>>11603893
I'm a contractor in USA working all over the place and often pick up food at 7/11 to eat while driving between jobs. It's affordable and less junky than junk food.

>> No.11603902

>>11603893
How did you get an animation job here? I heard it would be pretty tough getting in fields outside of english teaching. And what was your favorite 7 food?

>> No.11603920

>>11603902
Graduated arts school and took a scholarship. It led to a contract eventually. Onigiri is probably my favoutite konbini food although the sushi was also ok.

>> No.11604010

>>11586488
wasnt that way 20 years ago

>> No.11604012

>>11597065
chinks exposed again

>> No.11604443

>>11602782
The ones from lawson are from bamboo that's why they are the way they are

>> No.11604445

>>11603059
>romanji

>> No.11604799

>>11586043
Because they are all pedo creeps.

>> No.11604827

They where trapped on an island for hundreds of years it's like castaway except millions of people for decades.

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>tfw Maverick instead of 7-11 here
They have actually good food thank god. Their breakfast hashbrown burrito is god tier.

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>>11586731
what the fuck is with japan and bread?

>> No.11605391

>>11587181
your liberal upper middle class half breeds with married parents aren't "black" anon

>> No.11605404

>>11605391
Based underage racist

>> No.11605425

>>11604901
Lots of places have weird things, Like in Virginia on Exit 118 on 95 There is a Valero gas station that has a large kitchen where they make Burgers, Fried chicken etc, and during Lunch you will have people from DC go there to get fried chicken (fucking hour long drive)

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>>11587329
holy shit goddam japs

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>>11593578

>> No.11605456

>>11597065
>some nip is SFW-ing his translations of mcchicken fan board on a congolese drum making forum
top kek

>> No.11605481

>>11605456
He's been doing it awhile with international topics from /a/, /v/, /int/ and /ck/ mostly. Also it's not the only blog that translates 4chan posts into japanese either.

You could probably bait him into translating a japanese McChicken thread if it's not too shitpost-y

>> No.11605523

White people are so dumb

>> No.11605557

>>11587985
Gas has been plummeting in price lately, but before it did I was paying around 1,35$/L (about 5,11$/Gal (US)).

Northern Ontario, by the way. It's down to about 1,06$/L right now.

I envy US gas prices.

>> No.11605578

>>11605523
wipipo!

>> No.11605826

>>11603537
you've never had packaged egg salad sandwiches?

>> No.11605836

>>11605481
i cant read moon runes so i wouldnt really know if i had succeeded

>> No.11606600

>>11587506
>10:20
bad video

>> No.11606795

>>11603537
They sell prepackaged egg salad sandwiches in more countries than just Japan. It's pretty normal.