/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11569122
He needs to do another season of kitchen nightmares

>>11569122
Remember the time Ramsay went to a sushi restaurant
>is... is this fish frozen
>yes chef
>fuck me
to be fair it was on a pizza, but fuck, sushi fish has to be frozen

>>11569173
Remember the time Ramsay gave that burger restaurant shit for having such a tall burger and yet also made that vertical monstrosity himself?

>>11569194
Then some guy on a talk show called him on it, and I can't remember what happened. He did something stupid.

>>11569173
That was the sashimi, not the sushi pizza

>It's another episode of Gordon spits the food out
Is that really necessary?

>>11569198
>He did something stupid.
This is like saying "And then Jack broke an impossible to break appliance."

>>11569194
The difference is people will want to buy Gordon's burger. Most of the times he complains about tall ones is because it's one of those Nightmare episodes where they're wasting money on too much food per plate, even if it might be cooked correctly (it isn't)

>>11569403
You don't know shit.

>>11569388
>That episode where Gordon vomited on the plate and asked the waiter to eat it
>The bit where he complained to the camera about "lack of professionalism" when he walked away in disgust
Seemed a bit too far of him

>>11569415
piss off

>>11569194
If you can't see the difference between the two burgers you are an absolute brainlet.

>>11569461
I get that gordons almost certainly tastes better, but the thing is that he's mocking the burger in the second half solely by it's size

>>11569461
>too inarticulate to explain
>it's other people who are stupid

>>11569471
It's not really the size. It's the size of the patty in comparison to the bun and condiments. Gordon's are all perfectly in sync and the other one has like half an inch of patty sticking out. It looks terrible and it makes the burger harder to eat. That's really what he's making fun of.

>>11569473
But I just explained it, you little bitch boi.

BURGHAR

>>11569173
>sushi fish has to be frozen
What? It's best when prepared from extremely fresh fish.

>>11569122
>Sorry Chef I'll go tell-
>FUCK ME NOW

>>11569869
No it isn't you nigger

>>11569510
>meat is harder to fit into your mouth when there's no bread on top of it

>>11569869
not all fish. salmon has to be frozen for safety reasons. i recall some fish taste better if aged for like a day or two supposedly. can't remember the names.

>>11569869
You don’t know what you are on about, anon.

>>11569887
A burger is supposed to have meat, cheese, bun, and veggies. A lot of the bites on that burger are just going to be meat. On top of that when get to last few bites you won't have any bun left. Which will make the burger harder to eat. i. e. poor burger construction. Nice try though.

>>11569904
>A lot of the bites on that burger are just going to be meat.
>better rotate the burger in confusion with no idea how and where to start

Did it hurt when you saw Jenny with another man?

>>11569908
>what is playing it up for comedic effect?
I'm sorry you don't understand basic social ques.

>>11569912
Ramsay is a hack and you're mentally impaired.

Just stop.

>>11569917
>Just stop.
You're the only one making this into a thing. You stop whenever you feel like it.

>>11569194
The tomato and lettuce underneath is honestly the worst part

>>11569869
Worms, like literal worms

>>11569869
Nope, it needs to be frozen to a very low temperature to kill parasites.

Also many types of fish actually taste better after a few days aging, apparently.