/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11563345
Yo legit, why the FUCK my man's hands shaking so much? I'm scared hold me.

>>11563426
I've heard he works out before his vids and is usually shaky afterwards

>>11563426
Neurotoxins from 100 year old food

>>11563429
I will choose to believe this.

>>11563426
He has PTSD.
He's seen things that a soyboy like you wouldn't understand. He's been down digging trenches in the dirt and the mud, surrounded by gibbering foreigners waving sticks and pitchforks. He's ridden in convoys, taking him god-knows-where to whatever hellish job is next. He's smelled the melting asphalt as he toils in the sun making YOUR world a better, safer place.

The life of a landscaper is a tough one.

>>11563345
>it’s another batch of rations without old cigarettes
he hasnt smoked on camera in like a year consarn it

>>11563426
this is asked in every single thread fucking faggot

>>11563800
Good, cigarettes are bad for him. And classic Longhair Steve is better than new Shorthair Steve.

>>11563345
When is his popularity going to make him insufferable like every other YouTuber
I don't want it to happen laddies

>>11563992
hasn't happened to reviewbrah
doubt it will happen to steve

>>11564016
John did change though. He used to be doing it for his own enjoyment but now he keeps ragging on about donations this and merch that :(

Has anyone seen ReviewBrah's Patreon?
$10,000 pledge per month gets you a custom voicemail from him and you can get advertised on his radio show.

Steve does advertising for ration sellers strictly for the ration itself and does not accept money. Clearly says on his about page he does not do paid sponsorships.

And Steve sells shirts on TeeSpring but only makes like 90 cents per shirt or something. Only two designs (and kinda not that great of ones I will admit). But only $15-$18 per shirt?
Noone else on YouTube that sells merch does that - and he hardly advertises it.

I don't think he is ever going to change. He truly loves what he does and it shows.

As for his hair, I like it more short. He seems happier with it. His hands shook more when he had long hair.. dude was stressed out. I read once someone saying he needs to quit drinking and he replied he doesn't drink. Which I believe. So the shaking is likely from working out or potentially stress or a potassium deficiency. Just my theories.

>>11564815
could just be a normal background tremor, i have that too when my blood sugar is low

>>11564819
That is also a much more viable hypothesis than say neurotoxins from old food or some sort of chemical dependence. The ladder is especially frustrating because he clearly looks healthier and dare I say even more youthful than a year or two ago.

>>11564824
he clearly takes care of himself, seems very sporty and healthy from what i can see. I doubt the tremor is anything malicious.

>>11564830
brain tumor

>>11564835
nerve gas

I think he shakes because he takes all them go-pills from his survival kits. Probably snorts a few before a video. NICE

based steve

>>11563345
N
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>>11563992
he is too wholesome

>>11563426
he works out before he eats

also he is super excited about new MREs

After those big ass survival kits I'm burnt out on plain MREs. Those little metal emergency rations are always neat though.

>only protein is tuna

I'd be pretty pissed to get this crap

>>11565345
I hope he does another ration or kit with amphetamines soon. Always makes me wonder if those little suckers still pack a punch after all these years...

>>11563811
He looks more handsome with short hair

>>11563992
to be honest it seems he's just glad his peculiar interest is liked so well. Except for doing little stuff like making sure to say nice and nice hiss more often he pretty much just keeps up the same content with no stupid shit added.
I guess he does the facecam eating more often though.

>>11565345
I used to like his old rations the best. Now I prefer modern rations since they are more diverse and more edible. The survival ones are really great but I always watch steve while eating dinner and the MREs fit that better. The one with the fishing guide was pure kino though. Especially when he talked about wrestling the shark.
The old emergency rations are kinda boring since they are just fruit protein cubes with no diversity in the content. Which makes sense considering what they are meant for.

>>11564016
>hasn't happened to reviewbrah
it has though

>>11564835
>>11564837
You should be ashamed to utter such things

>>11565354
better than the vomlet

The world is too impure to deserve Steve. May we bask in his grace, that he placeth our souls out onto a tray, and sayeth:

Nice.

>>11567498
what does he do with those, display? replace with altoids and display?

I'd imagine some methhead trying to rob him

>>11567498
Link to one of those vids?
Does he actually do them?

>>11565134

>>11568017
Check out his RAF Emergency Flying Ration MK 2
Most, if not all of his survival kits.
Sorry, too lazy and stupid to post links.
My guess is he has tried them but that is just an assumption. He never takes them in the middle of a video.

>>11567994

I really hope he just kicks back and eats the things and saves the packaging for his display.
Noone is ever going to rob Steve. He lives in the middle of the woods in Florida and has serious hardware. I read on 4chan once some guy spotted him at an Army & Navy store buying an AK and they struck up conversation. Steve shared a pack of early 60's Lucky Strikes with him and let him keep the remainder of the pack. So my bet is he is pretty well prepared for a dumb meth addled freak and his potential cohorts making a run for his stash of treasures.

>>11563345
Give up man, you're not going to be famous.

>>11568107
Give up man, you're not going to change anyone's mind.

>>11568107
die

>>11567945
Amen: for in this MEAL READY TO EAT there is no
R A N C I D I T Y

I KNOW WHY STEVES HANDS SHAKE

He has a genetic condition that causes that. His hands shake EXACTLY the same way my girlfriend's do. Condition is harmless besides the shaking. That's my theory.

could be essential tremor

>>11563429
I heard he didn't have healthcare

I'm still betting on brain tumor.

What do soldiers normally eat when they are out on the field? Just rations?

>>11569266
cum

>>11569271
What if they're all out of cum

>>11569266
MREs. But they usually won't be away from a mess tent for more than a couple days.

>>11563345
Watching MRE videos reminds me of being in JROTC in highschool, when I was at my highest functioning autism levels

>Be me, company commander for annual summer camp held at local Marine Corps base
>Pretty autistic, but this is nothing compared to the type of kids in JROTC
>Mainly PE rejects, military obsessed kids, kids forced to be there by there parents
>My platoon sgt is FULLY on the spectrum, like barely functioning
>He's a senior at this time, done JROTC for 4 years so what comes next is inexcusable
>Chow time on the second or third day
>We get the privilege of having some real MREs for lunch
>Everything is going ok, most of the cadets are excited to try
>Suddenly sgt autismo is screaming from the corner of the mess hall
>Run over to see what the fuck is wrong
>Autismo says the MRE keeps burning his tongue
>Look at his MRE
>This man has his food INSIDE the pack with the heating element
>Trying to spoon out burning hot piles of beans and meat
>niggeryouwat
>Still trying to eat them
>Have to take them away from him
>SAI has to hold a safety briefing on how to properly eat MREs

I never did forget Sgt Autismo

>>11565325
What a thrill...

That Spanish ration
>isotonics
>isotonics everywhere
Those guys must have some crazy deployments

Only thing I don't buy about Steve is that he does landscaping for a day job. Wouldn't he be way more tan?

I did 3 months of it and was dark as hell half way through

>>11570004
He probably wears a big old boonie hat and plenty of sunscreen. Also his hands are covered with calluses. He does some type of labor.