/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11563928
Nick, please quit looking at shemale porn in the living room in front of your grandma. -Grand PA

>>11563928
Time for grandpa to go live in the nursing home

>>11563940
No

>>11563947
That would be best but then I would have to start paying rent.

>Grandparents looking after their fatass grandson
Dude please
Your grandparents don't want to be in your funreal, thats all

>>11563957
What? Retard. I said pan frying. Light frying. Ie, steak salmon chicken and lamb. Not frozen chicken nuggets

>>11563967
Nick,
Get off the Internet. - Grand PA

>>11563928
I have had the same problem with my parents. Brainlets who can’t cook shouldn’t judge other peoples cooking

Are you leaving grease/oil splatters all over the stove top?

>>11563928
It's healthier, OP

>>11563928
>crossing out a perfectly written Meat to rewrite the exact same thing
Dementia, ladies and gentlemen

>>11563993
No. I clean up everything afterwards. They probably just don't like smelling food at midnight. I don't cook until they fuck off out of the kitchen since they just sit there all day.

>>11563995
Retard. I only ever use enough olive oil or butter to make sure food doesn't stick. It's not floating in grease.

>>11564001
I think they both have dementia, or are developing.

>>11564007
>They probably just don't like smelling food at midnight
That was going to be my second question. Put a fan in an open window and air the place out?

>>11564007
>butter to make sure food doesn't stick
dude
dude what

>>11564018
what

>>11564018
Learn to cook nigger.

>>11564017
Wouldn't work. Windows are too far and it's too cold for that

I could try using the air purifier I guess. This is just dumb though, I have to smell their nasty old people food, and their nasty prune shits and farts but I can't even cook.

I bet they'll find something to complain about with the oven and make me start microwaving my steak.

Yeah I can see this being an issue, I used to fry steaks at all hours of the night and smoking up the house annoyed my parents. Try to open a window when you cook.

>>11564007
>They probably just don't like smelling food at midnight.
I fucking hate this shit. I had a roomate who would complain about me making food late at night. Then would get up at fucking 5am and make coffee and the fucking smell would wake me up every time.
There's nothing worse than the smell of coffee when you're trying to sleep.

>>11564030
Well shit i'm out of ideas, except maybe... murder

>grand PA

Do Americans etc?

>>11564036
Agreed.

Even worse is that they get up every morning at 5 a.m. and make a bunch of fucking noise in the kitchen basically yelling at each other because they're deaf, also while clanking dishes around because their fragile old bodies and nerves cause their hands to shake and jerk all over the place. So they end up
slamming doors and pots and pans and waking me up constantly.

FUCKING BOOMERS

>>11564031
Greetings fellow night eater

>>11564048
nigger

>bitching this hard about your grandparents when you live with them, and live rent-free
Time to grow up or move out, kid.

>>11564087
Shut the fuck up grand pa.

Grand pa? More like grand pain in the ass, right op? fuck 90 year old zoomers

>>11564093
Whatever you say, junior. Isn't it well past your bedtime, sonny?

>>11563928
>be an obnoxious entitled piece of shit
>caretakers try to get you to stop fucking with their sleep and filling the house with grease fumes at midnight
>complain to 4chan and make fun of those said caregivers
This is the most pathetic shit I've seen all morning

>>11564112
How are you even posting? You fall asleep at fucking 6 pm.

>>11564128
Shut the fuck up or I'll kick your ass gramma.
>fucking with their sleep

They're the ones that wake me up.

>>11564164
They are the ones that sleep when humans are supposed to sleep

>>11563928
Nick,
I need to talk to you - Reddit
Go back there instead of 4channel
Grand PA

>>11564169
>going to sleep at 6pm
>when humans are supposed to sleep
yeah ok grandpa time for you to go back to the nursing home

>>11564185
Kek
>>11564186
Two kek

>>11563928
Nick

I need to talk to you - Tuesda evening
Please get off your fucken ass for once

Grand PA

If its their house its their rules, but if its your house then you decide.

>>11563928
>frying your meat
>BAKING your meat
What the FUCK
Do you want to know how I know you're American ?

>>11563928
>Get the fuck out of my house boomers
You're living in their house, you NEET faggot

>>11564206
MEAT

>>11565386
Dumb weeb.

Nick,
Get a job and move out, you retarded cocksucker. We're sick of you leeching off of us and being ungrateful about it.
Grand Pa

>Nick, I'm Grand P.A.
>If I fry my meat will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're an old guy
>...for you

Do what they say, edgelord.

looks like he was going to write "Take your pills" but then decided to make it about baking meat...
are you a schizo, OP?