/ck/ - Food & Cooking

wtf I love brie now

>>11559508
You fancy your own jizz, do ya op?

>>11559508
What other kind of Brie could you be talking about?

>>11559508
Oh sorry I came in your brie

>>11559508
You want more zaddy???

I don't know what cum tastes like because I'm not a fag but brie is the ultimate party cheese. Put it on a plate with a spreading knife and some crackers, some little slices of baguette. Party guests can fix it up themselves and it seems way fancier than it really is. Tasty stuff.

Ef et looks loch comb and et smails loch comb et es comb

>>11559533
Sheepsmilk brie is my go to when I'm hosting a party, but it's usually on the firm side, got a favorite gooey smear style brie?

>>11559508
why does your cum taste like brie

so do mushrooms

mmmmhmmmm fill me up daddy

>>11559553
Not him, but my cum has had many flavors over the years depending on diet. Brie is definitely one of the most common flavors. It is especially prominent when I haven't been eating many of the foods renown for sweetening cum (such as pineapple).

>>11559508
Superior soft cheese coming thru, with none of that moldy rind baggage.

>>11559563
BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!

>OP admits to knowing what cum tastes like

>>11559563
>>11559629
Based brap posters

>>11559573
Why are you constantly tasting your own cum?

>>11559508
What are you talking about? Cum tastes so much better

>>11559533
why not just all circle jerk onto some ritz?

>>11559672
Because it's the most efficient way to clean most of it up. You reclaim the nutrients and save on water and towels/tissues.

>>11559805
please dont use dia to shitpost

>>11559508
I might just need to suck a dick after all.

Protein-rich food tasting like semen means it is a healthy food,

>>11559521
Dick cheese brie

>>11559508
OP proving his faggotry.

>>11559508
now I can't suck cock without thinking abou cheese. thanks alot op

>>11559508
wtf i'm a faggot now

>>11559508
what's /ck/ stance on cambozola

>>11559548
I found one really good and gooey brie at a Kroger a few years ago but I've totally forgotten the brand name.

owo

>>11559512
lol

>>11560347
makes an excellent cheese sauce

>>11559821
Just jack off into the toilet if lack of tissues are an issue.

>>11559508
I have no idea, but thought the same thing when I first tried brie.

Raw dough that's under-fermented has that smell too sometimes. I think its some combination of salts and proteins.

I don't know about the taste cause I never tasted cum but I did notice how brie cheese smells similar to my cum as I masturbate often and like to smell my cum

>>11559508
makes sense why fags like brie so much like me

if your cum tastes like cheese you should try eating healthier. drink soy milk instead of dairy milk

>>11559618
Definitely has a bloomy rind.

>>11559508
I was just about to make this exact thread. What the fuck.
Brie tastes like pungent death. Who actually eats this shit?

>>11562590
People who don't have garbage palates defined entirely by tendies and diet coke.

>>11559533
>he's never tasted his own cum just to see
Fucking queer

>>11559533
if you want your party to smell like ammonia then go for it

>>11559573
Maybe youve eaten to much brie

>>11562637
Brie only smells like ammonia when it's gone bad.

>>11559508
>knowing what cum tastes like

Feggit.

>>11560347
my personal fav.
Goddamn grocer hasn't restocked it in two months....

>>11562674
The Germans make a delicious version with mushrooms.

>>11559508
Your brie went bad. Brie has an especially strong ammonia flavor when it spoils (which is why it tastes like what you said).

>>11562564
>nature has set taste for male semen

Is this a cheese thread?

>>11563158
>male semen

Hey I have some cheese like this that I cut and am wondering if itcan just be put back in the fridge with an exposed gooey side?

>>11562637
>>11562667
Hmmm, should I throw mine out? It kinda does smell like that and doesn't taste too good.

>>11562894
This is informative. Do you thin kI should throw mine out? I just cut a piece off and its not very good. It looks fine I'm thinking if there's any way to salvage any of it?

This is me>>11564525

Never mind, I just took a deep wiff of the cheese up close and felt like hurling, I took another one just to be sure and I almost threw up. It doesn't smell that bad but if it has this kind of effect on a person then I think it should be throws out.

Anyways thank you to the guys who made informative posts.

>>11559508
>I had some Brie cheese and it tastes like cum
Eat better cum.

>>11559533
>You will never host the ultimate epicurian decadence, sampling different flavors of cum, cleansing your palate each time, then retiring to dine on human flesh after butchering each specimen in turn, eating only a small morsel each.

>>11565402
>confusing epicureanism with hedonism
I SHIGGY DIGGY

>>11562689
i'm going to have to get some of this

>>11564544
How long do you lot keep your cheese ? Why don't you put it in the refrigerator ?

>>11565417

based philosophically-literate pedant poster