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Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:33:03 2018 No.11559451 [Reply] [Original]

>recipe calls for lemon
>use orange
who /DEVILISH/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:34:08 2018 No.11559454 first post

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:41:40 2018 No.11559484 File: 360 KB, 640x480, steamed hams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says to mince garlic >use jarred minced garlic instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:44:04 2018 No.11559496 File: 12 KB, 480x360, idgaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"drain excess fat" >implying any fat is 'excess'

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:06:15 2018 No.11559575 File: 98 KB, 1284x949, bodie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dice two jalapenos >seeds removed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:07:09 2018 No.11559579 >>11559575 >tfw eating banana peppers has conditioned me to hate the fleshy white center of the jalapeno

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:07:58 2018 No.11559580 >"add a pinch of cinnamon" >add a smattering instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:13:00 2018 No.11559586 cookies! >mix dry ingredients >mix wet ingredients >realize don't have any vanilla >get drunk, pass out and wake up in closet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:14:34 2018 No.11559590 File: 121 KB, 576x768, no singles policy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >serves 4 people >eat it all by myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:25:17 2018 No.11559632 File: 67 KB, 228x235, get out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559484 satanic in nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:27:56 2018 No.11559639 >serve warm >leave it on the bench and let guests serve themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:40:37 2018 No.11559680 >add a fourth a teaspoon of cinnamon >use a full teaspoon and try to fill it up a quarter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:43:22 2018 No.11559688 >calls for yeast >use Sourdough starter instead MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:51:36 2018 No.11559710 File: 766 KB, 500x375, 1540967891257.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >get the bill >tell waitress i enjoyed my meal >get the receipt >don't leave a tip >punch waitress in the jaw, breaking it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:53:59 2018 No.11559722 >cook garlic last so it doesn't burn and turn bitter no. its all going in the pan now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:54:50 2018 No.11559724 File: 23 KB, 400x400, 1426484188446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >serving size: 1 3/4 cookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:58:07 2018 No.11559739 File: 53 KB, 403x448, 1527365195962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559724 cant do math eat all cokies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 02:26:04 2018 No.11559822 File: 8 KB, 322x268, 1543338593797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559724 >serving size: per 1/6th can

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 02:33:29 2018 No.11559842 >>11559710 Don't hurt women. That's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:09:45 2018 No.11560415 File: 201 KB, 470x595, 1446678654003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for 250 ml milk >just put the bowl on a scale and pour in 250 grams instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:11:01 2018 No.11560420 >>11560415 youre a fucking

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:36:24 2018 No.11560488 >"stir occasionally" >stir periodically OOH WAH AH AH AH

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:40:06 2018 No.11560495 File: 11 KB, 177x179, rare ghost yosho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >skim foam off top >don't skim any foam

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:48:26 2018 No.11560506 File: 2.99 MB, 480x268, Car_slut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559484 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:50:05 2018 No.11560512 File: 421 KB, 900x600, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for cream of tartar >use creamy tartar instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:51:56 2018 No.11560515 >recipe calls for brown sugar >put in regular sugar instead MOMMA JUST KILLED A MAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:52:18 2018 No.11560516 >>11560506 Doesn't he lose if he stops touching the car, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:58:49 2018 No.11560529 File: 2.37 MB, 1347x1194, 1418028380891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >deglaze with 1/2 cup red wine >get blackout drunk and make pepperoni sandwich instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 09:05:47 2018 No.11560547 File: 1.97 MB, 68x139, 1543526114761.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11560529 >Fill my flask with someone elses booze >Replace their lost booze with tap water And I got away with it too

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 09:20:51 2018 No.11560573 >Recipe calls for creme double >Use heavy cream and mascarpone 1:1

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 09:24:42 2018 No.11560580 >recipe doesn't call for shallots >add shallots anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:27:39 2018 No.11560909 >>11559688 based and lactobacilluspilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:30:36 2018 No.11560918 File: 83 KB, 919x1024, 77ABD081-CF71-496F-AEBD-A9B15260DA12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559724 >sugar: 12g >including 11g added sugar

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:13:33 2018 No.11561813 >"boil the potatoes in the chick broth" >use beef broth >"add salt and pepper to taste" >add Montreal steak spice mix I shit you not, best potato soup I ever made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:32:32 2018 No.11561911 >>11559451 >ask for a water >fill the water cup with ice

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:41:59 2018 No.11561956 File: 197 KB, 398x390, 1543453276130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11561813 My guy

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:01:58 2018 No.11562023
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>get note from school saying one of the kids is adesthly allergic to peanuts so please don't pack lunches which contain peanut products
>send my daughter to school with a peanut butter sandwich and peanuts brittle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:19:38 2018 No.11562074 File: 2 KB, 416x416, 1348616213283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11561813 >Montreal steak spice mix >for anything other than pouring in my hand and licking it off

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:47:53 2018 No.11562668 File: 27 KB, 630x630, 3187853_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11562023 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:03:52 2018 No.11562710 File: 1017 KB, 500x271, 1543256755567.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559580 Cooking demon overlord detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:05:37 2018 No.11562718 File: 221 KB, 2700x1800, pennywise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11560488

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:13:14 2018 No.11562746 >calls for wheat flour and flour >do twice the regular flour

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:25:39 2018 No.11562796 >>11560516 Every 5 hours they each get a 30 second break to do "whatever they want".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:26:40 2018 No.11562802 >>11562023 Why kill kids though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:40:16 2018 No.11562851 File: 1.18 MB, 209x180, 1354914267782.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"add 10 grams of salt" >adds two teaspoons instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:40:44 2018 No.11562855 File: 413 KB, 540x658, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cooking fish >use chicken seasoning

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:47:25 2018 No.11562880 File: 67 KB, 900x900, john.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Make sports drink >Add cayenne

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:48:52 2018 No.11562887 >>11559586 lmfao

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:54:50 2018 No.11562909
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>>11559451

>recipe calls for a tablespoon of dalt
>measure 3 perfect teaspoons in my crimped palm
>grandma who taught me this must be a witch (give me my witch back!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23FRsHnegE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 20:00:56 2018 No.11562929 File: 98 KB, 550x592, 1540089156686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >add salt to taste >i fuck my son

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 20:04:13 2018 No.11562940 >>11562023 what race is the kid?

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 20:17:13 2018 No.11562979

>look up online recipe
>dont read the authors story of how they got to this point in their lives, the last 10 countries they travelled with their fiancée and how they came up with this recipe as a fusion of their grandmas favorite recipe with techniques from a curry stall in bangladesh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 20:22:19 2018 No.11563001 File: 14 KB, 498x456, 1543188425416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11562979 You're a god damn monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 21:24:23 2018 No.11563288 >>11562929 hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:00:51 2018 No.11563430 File: 107 KB, 990x642, steve-irwin-crocodile-01.jpg.990x0_q80_crop-smart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >gator meat recipe >use chicken instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:12:19 2018 No.11563466 File: 96 KB, 500x360, a (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >soup needs vegetables >no vegetables >chuck in store bought kimchi

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:32:10 2018 No.11563538 >>11562074 enjoy diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:42:09 2018 No.11563569 >>11562074 I do this too but it's so addictive

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 09:47:32 2018 No.11565385 >>11561813 Literally the only relevant way to make potato soup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:05:50 2018 No.11566136 >>11559842 Fuck off reddit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:12:01 2018 No.11566152 >>11562940 Black

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:19:10 2018 No.11566172 >>11560547 Man I have the weirdest boner imagining some tentacles raping some teeth now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:23:29 2018 No.11566187 >>11560516 it would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:28:40 2018 No.11566210 File: 91 KB, 300x300, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says to cook for 15 minutes >cook for 16 minutes instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:02:09 2018 No.11566327 >bartender asks shaken or stirred >say stirred >wanted it shaked IT'S MY WORLD YOU CAAAAN'T HAVE IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:10:56 2018 No.11566344 File: 60 KB, 1024x1024, depositphotos_98363876-stock-illustration-hell-of-cook-devils-kitchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fry until golden brown >fry until regular brown

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:17:50 2018 No.11566375 File: 117 KB, 766x1043, download (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11566344 >recipe calls for shallots >use green onions instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:58:01 2018 No.11567689 File: 24 KB, 171x286, epic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >season to taste >intentionally overseason

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:01:39 2018 No.11567705 >please enjoy responsibly >get absolutely wasted every day HAVANNA UH NA NA

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