/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd go if I thought I'd have a chance to talk to that lady. She seems interesting and I hope she has a nice personality.

>>11553522
who's the wench >:)

>>11553526
Looks like she is wearing a wedding band

>>11553526
Looks like she is wearing a wedding ring

>>11553522
Went for my brother's 14th birthday. I remember enjoying the food for some reason. The least I can say about it is that it's a memory from before the age of 10, so it left an impression one way or another.

idk bro last time I went everyone smelled like shit and it took forever to get anywhere (shit public transportation). would not recommend overall.

>>11553522
>90% of Renfairers are morbidly obese and smelly
>The program is cringe worthy, our "Queen" was some thot from New Jersey with a nasal voice
>The food is garbage, and they serve corn despite corn being mesoamerican
>Jousting is a literal LARP, not real at all.

It's some D&D nerds conception of what medieval times were like with no bearing on reality and is not very entertaining. If you want something fun go to that fundie Holy Land theme park to laugh at them. Bonus points of you're Catholic and you can talk circles around them theologically.

>>11553629
>sure I fuck kids, hey jesus forgives
>sir, would you please leave already... you're upsetting the other visitors

>>11553629
Potatoes are also new world

>>11553629
>DnD nerds' conception of medieval times
you know that DnD is a high fantasy game, right? there is no mesoamerica or anything geographically real

>>11553629
>Bonus points of you're Catholic and you can talk circles around them theologically
So am I anon but why would you mention this? Are you insecure about something?
Though I do agree that it’s fun to watch fundamentalists try to explain their beliefs. I love talking to those Jehovah’s witnesses who wait outside of public transportation and making them uncomfortable

>>11553629
That looks better than anything I've eaten in the past week.

Why does only north america has this kind of entertaiment with integrated dining?

>>11553629
I have a medieval studies degree, and my main board is /tg/. While you're correct that it's historically innaccurate, it's a fucking blast. Get drunk, eat chicken, look at tits. Good time, man

>>11553660
What do you think the Savage Lands are, retard?

>>11553522
I went to the one in Orlando and I had a blast. It's a pretty sick atmosphere and the food isn't half bad. Idk how much it cost since I went with a large group for a birthday, but we got pretty messed up and had a ton of fun, lots of chanting and yelling, really felt like u were in a gladiator match. go on a weekend though so the place is full, it's best that way. I've heard it isnt as fun when it's only half full on weekdays.

>>11554395
Is it similar to in my favourite movie, The Cable Guy? Going to America next year and I'm thinking about going out of my way for one, but I'm scared it might disappoint if it's not like in my favourite movie, The Cable Guy.

It's a good time. The food isn't 4 star shit, but for a mass produced "feast" you won't leave feeling hungry. Go with your buddies, get drunk, and enjoy a show that you'd otherwise have to go stand outside in the heat/rain at a Renaissance festival.

>>11553522
God Anita is hot.
I'd give anything for a night with her asshole.

>>11554632
What a honey. But I wouldn't want to hurt her, so would never violate her asshole.

>>11553629
>they serve corn despite corn being mesoamerican

I think you're the autismo in this scenario.

>>11553665
With the exception of Plato, Aristotle, and Kant, all the best philosophers are Catholic or have strong Catholic leanings. G.E.M. Anscombe has the best interpretation of Wittgenstein this side of SubaHibi. Notre Dame arguably has the best philosophy program in America (and thus, the world). If I were not a Gnostic and could get over the weird Marian and Papal obsessions, I too would be Catholic.

>>11554685
>all the best philosophers are the ones that tout my preconceptions
I wonder why.

>>11553947
"Dinner and a Show"

>>11554632
I recognise her. That's the Turk who thinks advertising KFC with reference to international cricket team rivalry is inherently racist.

>>11554690
>tout my preconceptions
>expressing extreme disbelief in the Marian and Papal cults
>is a self-proclaimed Gnostic, which would get you instabanned from any Christian church
Wew lad. You are certifiable.

>projecting your inability to evaluate arguments by their own merits onto others
Look: Wittgenstein, an atheist Jew, said that a bull dyke-looking Catholic was the only one who understood him, not I. If you can't appreciate Aquinas' theory of natural law — which is so complex and subtle that it persists to this day, defended by modern natural law theorists, and even logical positivists are collapsing into it — then you are a lobotomized fool.

>>11554729
Sure thing. Nothing like imaginary transubstantiation and sticking a dick in five year old assholes to bring a chap closer to Ultimate Good.

>>11553544
Well done.

>>11554738
Since you seem to be too thickheaded to get the point:
>not a Catholic
>not even close to being a Catholic
>appreciates good philosophy
>notices that Catholics tend to be good philosophers
Even if I were a Catholic, I would not abide by Vatican II, so it would be easy to declare all the weird pedo shit as a proof of sedevacantism and corruption within the Church. Also, almost all of the ritualistic doctrines of all churches are gay and null. Heads I win, tails you lose.

>>11554757
I wish this site weren't anonymous. I'd love to report you to the authorities.

If you enjoy the smell of horse shit while you’re dining

>>11554764
Try and backtrace me, faggot.

>>11554632
like just her asshole and you in a room together? think about it, that sounds like it would be really weird

>>11554814
Sounds hot to me.

>>11553629
>Medieval Times
>Tomatoes
>Potatoes
>Fucking CORN

REEEEEEEEEE

That’s literally so fucking retarded I can’t comprehend it

>>11554822
only the asshole. not the person, just a floating anus that you kind of know is anita's but there's no body or any kind of context, just a fucking sphincter

>>11554632
Is she on the Young Turks?

>>11554842
What's the problem here?
It's Anita Sarkeesians fucking asshole.
Imagine the smells.
Imagine the flavors.

>>11554738
brainlet alert

>>11553660
>>11553988
i don't know anything about savage lands lore but i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that nowhere is it specified in any canonical (or fuckin noncanonical for that matter) material that european, old world crops grow in greyhawk/whatever the default setting for your edition of choice is, and new world crops grow in savage lands. maybe i'm wrong but that would be arbitrary and retarded.

>>11553660
kek, that's one super nerdy response.

>>11554738
>Reads a bunch of words you didn't understand.
>W-well you must fuck kids!
Every time. You shouldn't have even tried.

>>11555220
if this isn't some quirky internet persona you have adopted to bait people then please end your own life

>>11553522
>the virgin Medieval Times vs the chad Dolly Parton Branson show

>>11553629
The best part about this is that the vegetarian option manages to be slightly more historically plausible than the regular... but they had to fuck even THAT up by using *tomatoes*.

>>11554685
>>11554729
>>11554757

This is a redditor, isn’t it?

>>11553522
I want to pork the poop out of her.

>>11553640
>It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

But yeah Jesus was TOTALLY cool with people harming kids....

Read a Bible once in a while.

>>11557171
>grace doesn't exist if you're mean to the younglings
wrroooong, incorrect

>>11557171
Niggah, your own nonsensical doctrine says you can commit any conceivable abomination and simply mumble a magical incantation and you'll sit on the right hand of skyboi champion. Grow up.

>>11553537
More to the point, she's clearly a noble. Why would she ever go for a serf like >>11553526?

>>11553522
The crap hole in Times Square NYC?
No, it's a fucking tourist trap and that whole area should be avoided like the plague.

>>11554402
>FINALLY I ARRIVE IN AMERICA, PRODUCER OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE THE CABLE GUY. HOPEFULLY TO TOUR MANY LOCATION SIMILAR THOSE FEATURE IN MY FAVORITE MOVIE THE CABLE GUY.