/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11550307
great, another absolute shit thread to hide, thanks

>>11550313
Thanks for the bump, BA shill

I'm mostly curious about what happened to the Indian lady. It has been over a month since she posted her first video. Now Claire has posted two videos since she supposedly left. Something strange has happened.

>>11550313
It's a sweet and sour thread, it appeals to others like me but not others like you. If you dont like it just send a closing argument and sage.

>>11550307
Instant noodles is just curled noodles made from flour and a solution of heat treated baking soda mixed with water that is then dried, and having its flavor packet filled with salt, msg, sometimes soy, and finally bullion. Then you have Asian instant noodles like Naemyeong or those overrated fire noodles.

>>11550307
>Being so asshurt by videos of mommy that you need to dedicate an entire thread to it
O B S E S S E D !

>newest ba vid is making instant ramen

Newest vid is Brad cooking pheasant.

Oh look, it's the daily late night ba shill waifu thread.

>>11550394
>posted 13 hours ago
Wait, that long ago... Holy fuck I procrastinated prolly 10 hours more than I realised.

>>11550372
>>11550397
I really don't give much of a fuck about the channel. There's probably 1 interesting topic in the catalogue atm, you cunts are hardly contribootin here are you?

>>11550485
>I d-don't really care about Claire
And that's why you've made this thread. Because you don't care.

>>11550307
She looks like an ex GF, totally confused with a marketing degree.

French Guy's ramen autism was better.

>>11550495
The ramen was more interesting desu

>>11550525
Yeah, would love to try the ramen from these two side by side to see who did better. Legit I can't choose from watching. Claires stock looked nicer but simple, Alex went full autismo in a pretty fun way.

>>11550566
Wow! You really know those hollywood names. Have you considered that you suck?

>>11550566
>reeeeeee, I hate Claire
>she's so dumb
>she can't even into ramen noods
*throws piss bottle*

"Anon, why are you so obsessed?"

>I....I just want to talk about the ramen. This has always been about the ramen

>>11550307

It took Momofuku Ando months of trial and error cooking at home in order to make his original recipe for Chikin Ramen. Making shelf-stable, pre-cooked dry noodles is a surprisingly hard process.

>>11550605
It's more like I have gastritis atm, can't really move from bed cos pain, bored enough to have binged food channels n shit for past 3/4 days, with probably 20 minutes as my longest sleep session because my ribs/back bones feel like they're being torn out, and now I can barely think anymore.

>>11550630
True, it was a good while ago though, you'd think they'd have made the process much simpler and openly documented nowadays.

>>11550307
it's almost like the videos are made for entertainment purposes and looking up exactly how to do it so it's just a straightforward process of following established instructions instead of a trial-and-error struggle of experimentation and ingenuity would defeat the purpose

>>11550313
Sage goes in all fields

>>11550307
It's a fictional TV show. "Claire" is a character.
The real Claire Saffitz would just google an exact recipe to make the dried noodles but that wouldn't be very entertaining.

>>11550322
Bon Appetit has an unironic reputation for racis and inequality in their offices. It's likely that Brad canned her after she wouldn't suck him off.

>>11550931
>Bon Appetit has an unironic reputation for racis and inequality in their offices.
I heard the exact opposite.

>>11550307
>skunkgirl
you're a rude faggot

>>11550307
I guess gourmet versions of skittles and other candy makes sense, but gourmet instant ramen? Isn't the gourmet equivalent to instant ramen just actual ramen?

>>11551007
No.

Anons from /ck/ so terrified CookingAlone that she took down *all* of her videos and placed a copyright infringement claim on her image that was posted frequently here.

pic related :( I feel bad for her

>>11550307
How do I get a Jewish gf? ;_;

/ourguy/ did it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUlITTAML-k&t=

BA is garbage.

>>11552715
Become a doctor.

>>11553933
>speaks english like a retard
he's definitely not /ourguy/

I enjoy BA content.

>>11554178
Well yeah, you're gay. So of course you do.

>>11551007
yes

>>11550931
“Racism and inequality” = 2 bullshit words in modern day. Everything is racist and the only equality people care about in current year is equality of outcome, which is equally bullshit.

>>11551007
I thought she only made ramen noodles? To make true ramen she’d have to boil pork bones for 16 hours and such unless I missed that part.

>>11554141
Every person in the world who speaks English speaks it like a retard tho. Muricans speak it like retards, the actual English speak it like retards, Queen Elizabeths actual proper English now just sounds like she's a larping retard.

Molly.jpg

>>11556313
how do you know english?

>>11550307
Don't bully my wife.

>>11550307
is it just me or does she have a thing for Brad?

Does anyone know what she is drinking?

>>11557441
looks like canada dry m8

>>11557457
Oh... just sparkling water...

>>11550773
except each video has a scene where she does online research into how the various foods are made, one time she even watched an ep. of good eats.

>>11555118
>To make true ramen she’d have to boil pork bones for 16 hours and such unless I missed that part.
one whole day of the vid was dedicated to making super delicious chicken stock (with MSG), dehydrating and grinding it into powder

the white hair streak is pretentious as fuck

>>11558095
it's not her fault, magneto was trying to turn the president into a gooop

someone explain the appeal of this woman

she looks like your run of the mill 25 year old jewish woman except a bit more... roughed up.

>>11558324
>25 year old
Try 45

>>11558324
Lonely zoomers watch youtube and imagine the characters as their real life friends. They try to pick out which female they could most easily "score" with. Obviously, a dumpy busted looking one would be the most plausible fantasy to someone with low self esteem.

Jesus christ, once again with the "ohh I haven't had this in years!!!"

>>11558336
Projecting much?

>>11557441
god i wish that were me

>>11555113
>strawman

when that guy taste tested her stock seasoning shit and said he didn't like it and she never brought it back to him and got his approval.

was he in the wrong?

>>11550931
But theyre all jews

>>11558906
Did the zoomer trigger you or are you genuinely saying hes wrong?

>>11559174
What. The can?!

>>11559623
Yes.

>>11551007
that broth is oily

ACTUALLY my wife

>>11550950
Seems like a compliment to me, since it references her sexy choice of hairstyle.

>>11550307

how do you fuck up noodles

>>11559828
As it should be.

>>11550525
French Guy Alex? I think his videos are comfy but he is a little bit of an obessive sorry like the shopping bag thing you know he is going to shill when it's 'perfected'

>>11558906
I've literally seen you people talk about these characters as though they were your personal friends, don't even try to pretend.

>>11559241
Probably not she is pretty notoriously bad at cooking one time she fucked up tempering chocolate like 4 times despite being a 'trained pastry chef'

>>11557538
Its ginger ale you mong

>>11559828
In the Japanese style of ramen they throw a knob of pork fat in the broth since the long cooking process breaks down the fat cells enough in the broth with everything else that they add richness to the broth without feeling oily on the tounge

>>11550525
I like him, but his narcissism is becoming anoying.

>>11551007
I thought there was a hole in the bowl where the seaweed shit is.

Thought that for an embarrassingly long time.

>>11560501
It's clearly blue you colorblind dong

Ramen isn't a pastry

>>11550307
>''how instant ramen is made, inside factory visit''
>no recipe
>no information on preservation
>expensive industrial noodle-making machinery imported from japan

no wonder she didn't watch that video, it's fucking useless

>>11550372
I want to sniff that bowl

I think Claire is okay. I made her Maple-Bourbon Pumpkin Pie recipe and thought it was decent enough, granted I didn't brulee it. That being said, I made the Turkey shown in this video here:
https://youtu.be/uw4lBrezHLA
and it tasted great. Everyone in my house fucking loved it.
Cheers to you Andy, you talented queer bastard.

>>11550525
True, it looked like legit restaurant ramen in instant form. I wish he'd give up the whole 'honhon je suis un crazy frenchman' schtick

/ourgirl abandoned us, so we have to move on, cu/cks...there is only one now:

i would like the cooking person in the video to be crying, with lots of mascara running down their face. thank you.