/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11546939
Top bun looks three weeks old
Bacon looks like a dog treat
"Cheese" looks like yellow slime
Patty looks gray and full of congealed grossness
Bottom bun clearly has been eaten once before.

School cafeteria?

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>>11546939
>top is dry
>bottom is soggy
would not eat

>>11546939
is that a frozen white castle burger after it's been microwaved?

>>11546939
whitecastle is fucking garbage but delicious and no one in a room with one is going to not eat it. I'm pretty sure Whitecastle is where that Spongebob episode where Squidward says he hates Krabby Patties but then when left alone in the vault, he eats so much that he gains 500lbs. Deep down we would all like to think we are too good for Whitecastle, but the truth is it is objectively delicious.

>>11546996
>White Castle is delicious

Hell, if you're drunk/stoned enough, damned near anything tastes good. I once got high as fuck and ate half a can on Nestle's quick chocolate milk powder. I woke up plastered with chocolate crap, and my living room was coated with dust.

>>11547020
we should party

>>11546939
it looks like you bought a whitecastle slider, froze it, and microwaved it.

>>11547020

>everyone is a stoned/drunk degenerate 24/7

>>11546996
I can vouch for this, I used to have a problem with those boxes of microwave ones. Then my microwave broke, and I'm almost too scared to buy a new one in case I go ham[burger] on those sliders again.

>>11547275
>everyone on /ck/ is a stoned/drunk degenerate 24/7
ftfy

>>11546939
Mhhgrr. I nevar had thaat befuure, I woould liake sooame.

>>11546939
it looks like it was left under your bed for a day

>>11546939

>>11546972
>>11547085
that's fresh White Castle - you can tell by the cheese.

>>11546939
>eating pork beef and cheese together at once. gross.

Too big, and the bun is wrong. I've come to realise that the chain burgers are all about the bun. McD's is a good example - a thin slice of crappy beef, burger sauce, and the soft, perfumed, perfect bun. Mayo, mustard, ketchup, any meme beef and a superb bun, that's the key to a good burger and the reason billions flow through burger chains.

>>11546939
why is it wet

>>11547575
it saw me naked

>>11547537
>mayo
yikes

>>11546939
not a whole hell of a lot

>>11546939
top bun too big, bottom bun too small. too many pickles (any pickles on burger = bad)
7/10 sometimes a soft bun can be good, but only fresh

>>11547646
>he doesn't get pickles on his burg
what a faggot

>>11547660
>eating pickles on your burger past age 0

>>11547676
Actually anon only picky little kids ask for no pickles. Pickles on a burger are god tier because they add texture and the briney flavor is a good contrast to the savory taste of the meat and condiments. I wouldn't expect your poorly developed babby palate to understand this though. :^)

>>11547696
>wants this sandwich to taste like the ocean

hard pass from me dawg

>>11547676
loser

>>11547708
>the ocean
lol wat. have you ever eaten a pickle?

>>11546939
Look like a microwavable White Castle Burger but you added bacon and cheese.

looks like you have fucking jizzed on it

>>11547020
That Chinese man looks like sulu of star trek, lol.

>>11547708
>wants this sandwich to taste like the ocean
That pickle your uncle asked you to suck on with your eyes closed wasn't a pickle anon

>>11547737
it's fresh - you can tell by the cheese.

>>11547721
>brine
>not salt water

>>11547955
Oh shit. I have both water and salt in the stew I'm making. It'll taste just like the ocean.

>>11547978

>>11546939
pleb/10 would not eat.

>>11546939
I'm making one tomorrow and if it turns out looking anything like that then I'll hang myself.
That looks so bad.

Looks microwaved as shit. Soggy ass bottom, thin square patty? This is one of those horrid frozen white castle burgers, isn't it?

>>11546996
This is unironically correct.