/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11545142
Best be beans in there motherfucker

>>11545142
>romanticizing murderers and r*pists
yikes

>>11545142
yes, but with beans though.

>>11545142
this except I'm a Bohemian peasant

>>11545142
Beans because of Switchblade Sam

no because my life isn't so pathetic and tragic that I need to engage in fantasy just to make it through a meal

>>11545142
This needed a king of the hill image
>>11545254
Most cowboys were actual herdsmen who just ran cattle drives for months at a time. All dudes, no women, no people no towns until Kansas City no nothing no people to murder no women to rape. Pay was shitty and most of em had no family that cared about them or they cared about. And it was a relatively short lived era as train networks expanded and fencing got affordably mass produced the days of the cattle drive were effectively over by the dawn of the 20th century and it had only really began in full post civil war so about 40 years total.

>>11545142
nigga i'm eating beans

>>11545142
No, but I will make really spicy chili in a cauldron over a fire, set up a fog machine and some green mood lighting, and cackle like a witch sometimes.

>>11545361
it isn't 1980 anymore gramps, nerding is cool now

>>11545361
>trying to prove how cool he is on 4chan
Mate analyze your behaviour and realize how pathetic it is

T A H I T I

>>11545283
Kek

>>11545361
cringe and bluepilled

>>11545361
Loooool, I had this same thought. I called him a soiboi because he fantasizes about being a real man.

Just when I watch Rawhide or Bonanza 'kay?

>>11546284
Gay too, because he'd be eating with a group of other dudes. Weiner and meatballs galore.

>>11545142
I'm not quite that autistic, but I've always believed that soup tastes better with a wooden spoon.

>>11545142
>Anyone else make really hearty stew
yes
>and eat in a wooden bowl
yes
>with wooden spoon
Ah no, metal spoon. I guess I could have used a wooden spoon
>outside their yard at night
yes
>pretending to be a cowboy?
viking

>>11545630
The cattle drives coming up from TX began because those returning from the civil war came home to nothing. So the more enterprising started rounding up the longhorn cattle that had gone feral since the ranches had fallen apart with no men to manage them in order to build up a money stake. They were desparate and hardbitten men although being on the trail w/o women for a good part of the year led them into avenues of, shall we say, sexual exploration (pic related). That's where the phrase, "the only things that come from TX are steers and queers."

Anyone else sip canned soup heated by a fire and pretend to be a survivor of a post apocalyptic wasteland? Sometimes i even play a record from 50s for maximum aesthetic

>>11545361
>no because my life isn't so pathetic and tragic that I need to engage in fantasy
lol, sad little man you sound like

>>11545142
only if i also eat cornbread

>>11546284
>not being inspired by role models and constantly striving to be a better version of yourself
Woman detected.

What are some recipes featuring MANGOES?

>>11546650
Banta, man, bants.

>>11545254
>Falling for the Jewish Hollywood lie

Anon, pls

Cowboys were just farmers.

All this wild west shoot em up shit is Hollywood bullshit. Think for yourself from time to time


Unless this is bait, in which case please get a life. You could have applied for a better job the evening you wrote this, you could have lifted weights and focused on health

>>11546995
>Think for yourself from time to time
I'd tell you the same.
Go read Elmer Keith and then try to tell us that was all bullshit.

>>11546995
lol fag detected
kill your fucking self, homoboi

>>11545142
>stew
>cowboy
Cowboys don't put beans in their chili.

>>11546997
>Cites one guy born in 1900 who was an autistic pyro, literally born after the "cowboy" era.
>Hahaha gotem


Kill yourself.

>>11546995
Cow boys kept moving constantly which is the fucking opposite of farming.

>>11547013
A single counter-example is all it takes to disprove a claim, anon.

And the point wasn't his own life, but rather the actions of others which he witnessed and described, including the famous "chink noodle parlor" incident.

>>Kill yourself.
Why are you so mad at being proved wrong? One would think you'd be used to it by now.

>>11545142
no but i'm gonna start now

I love LARP eating.

My fave is on the weekends when I can medieval larp. Thicc cut slice of ham, knob of sausage or a kipper. skillet fried with some eggs. And a good lump of bread torn off a home baked loaf.
Pour up a big mug of dark beer or kvass and and apple for desert.
Turn on the gas fire place (which I obviously pretend is a wood burning hearth) and enjoy.

>>11547058
>Hey look this faggot said cowboys were wild
>He was born after the cowboy era, he wouldn't know

>Hahaha gotten


Again, you should killyourself

>>11545142
Without the wooden bowl and stew but yeah I did. Brb gonna whittle a wooden bowl and spoon