/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11520820
babbys trying their first internet troll

wow OP could you be any more obvious about this not happening.

>>11520820
>customer orders four course dinner
>all four courses are the same thing
>literally just the same thing four times, one after the other
>ask server if it's a mistake or something, or if they just want four of the thing straight up
>nope, one at a time, coursed out
What.exe

Also had some experiences with bizarre 'allergies', including someone claiming they were allergic to trees. Any ingredient from a tree (tree fruit, tree nuts, maple/birch syrup, cinnamon etc) was off limits, as was anything cooked over wood or smoked.

once had a guy with a lobster allergy order lobster bisque

>working at subway
>people asking me for "regular cheese"
>people asking me for white cheese what 5/6 of them are white
>when asking what veggies they want they ask me "what's supposed to come on it"
>people asking why more store doesn't have something a store in the next state has
>people pointing at the menu instead of telling me what they want
>people coming in asking if we sell hot dogs and then asking me why we don't sell hot dogs
>people complaining to me, a entry level wage slave, about the price
>people bitching that their footlong isn't 5 bucks despite the fact that that promotion ended years ago
>people complaining to me that the cell phone service in the store isn't good
>homeless people coming in bitching at me for not giving them free shit
>EBT cardholders bitching at me for the store not accepting EBT
>mothers repeating everything their kid says while ordering as if they're 12 year old can't do it their fucking self
The job wasn't actually that bad, especially for a kid. But fuck people can be stupid.

I know that guy. He posts on /pol/

>>11522281
>can't figure out white cheese refers to white american as it's the only cheese with "white" in the name
sounds like a dipshit subway employee definitely

>>11522375
No jackass. People would ask for white cheese and mean provolone, American, or swiss.
Believe it or not there's a lot of dumbass people in this world that think that all cheese is supposed to be yellow.

>>11520823
>>11520920
Oh, yeah, definitely fake. Now, if the guy had started hysterically screaming that the other customers were "cucks" and "NPCs" that would be more plausible.

>>11522281
I made quite a mess in a subway bathroom yesterday. Or should I say yesturday.

>worked at a jack in the box for a few years
>mostly worked graveyard shift since we were 24/7
>had a lot of drunk drivers but couldn't really do much about it or too busy to give a shit
>girl comes through the drive thru completely smashed trying to pay with a starbucks gift card
>has an infant in the front seat with no car seat
>we stall her and call the cops and she gets arrested in the drive thru
>turns out the kid isn't even hers

>Ask Walmart if they're planning any holiday promos this year on the shit we sell them
>nope.jpg
>Ok, are you sure?
>yup.gif
>Ok, because if you change your mind, I need a couple months to make all this shit for you
>weknow.png
>This goes on for about 3.5-4 months
>Always the same answer
>Get a call earlier this week
>Hey anon, we need to triple our demand because we're going to run a promo first of December teehee :3
>FFFFFFUUUUUUUU
>icant.tif
>whythefucknotandyoubettermakeithappencuzwewalmart.bmp
>mfw I couldn't give two shits because I'm going on vacation

>>11522391
nah you're just saying that now to pretend you aren't retarded, but when I've seen people ask for white cheese at subway they usually mean white american

>>11522594
Okay buddy.

>>11522606
why even reply at this point, subway loser? lmao

>>11522762
nailed that cocksucker
>uh-- uhh whi-which white, sir?" *ssecretly frowning*
nigga is a fucking cuck

>>11522765
How does someone frown secretly?

>>11520820
Hahaha eat more phytoestrogens, you don’t want to be a creepy incel do you goyi- I mean guys?

>>11522218
I know someone who has an allergy to pine so she might not be a complete nut

>>11523413
face buried in a pillow

I spit in an ice cream once

>>11522281
>when asking what veggies they want they ask me "what's supposed to come on it"

unless if its a blt that's not too absurd ya fat prick

>>11522470
doing gods work

>>11522281
Are you me?
They also always said salad instead of lettuce. Glad I don't work there anymore.

>Working Rotary Club dinner
>As she arrives, one guest tells us she has a dairy allergy
>Have chef prep separate, last-minute 6-course dairy-free dinner for her
>All goes well, delicious menu, thanks us for catering to her needs
>Serving tea & coffee
>Bring her some almond milk
>Ignores it
>Pours regular cow's milk into her fucking coffee
>In front of me
>Run to stop her
>Get there just in time
>Stop her, explain again about the almond milk my porter had to go out and get special for her, start to pour her a fresh cup
>Waves me away, takes the milky coffee cup she just poured
>Tells me it'll be fine
>My
>Fucking
>Face

>>11522486
Damn

>>11524271
The best one was
>"can I get lettuce on it"
>grab the lettuce
>"NO NO NO the other lettuce"
>point at the spinach
>yeah that one

>used to work as a part-time chef behind the line
>go to the back for a quick cigarette
>come back in
>see colleague with defeated look on his face pouring soup through a strainer
>check order slit
>"one french onion soup, no onion"
I had to sit down I was laughing so hard.

>>11524957
That's fucked up. Fuck customers like that and fuck fancy restaurants for accommodating to their whining.

>>11520820

This is a bad post and you should feel bad.


>>11522218
>they were allergic to trees. Any ingredient from a tree (tree fruit, tree nuts, maple/birch syrup, cinnamon etc) was off limits, as was anything cooked over wood or smoked.

W E W

>>11522281
Hello Subway-kun!
(=^･ω･^=)
Can I have a footlong with italian herbs and cheese, and black Forrest ham
I'd also like pepperjack cheese, and to have that toasted.
Okay! I'd like lettuce, lots of spinach and red onions, tomatoes and jalapenos. A few more jalapenos please.
Can I get a little cup of lite Mayo on the side?
Thank you!
Oh the total will be 5.40? Here you go, TY! Have a nice day.

>>11526024
>friendly introduction
>knows what they want of the bat
>not asking for random bullshit we don't have
>doesn't complain about the price
Seems like the idea customer to me.

>>11525957
>"one french onion soup, no onion"

>>11522281
Welcome to hospitality.

My deepest condolences. Wagecucking in hospitality is literally the definition of a thankless job.

>>11526088
Like I said it wasn't that bad. But at the same time I'd still rather off myself than go back to wage slavery.

>>11525961
So I work in bongland, and you can go to jail for giving someone something they told you they're allergic to.

I work at whole foods and had a lady come in and sincerely ask for "quesadilla bread" the other day.

>>11526807
That's true in the US as well and the restaurant will also get their ass sued to oblivion.

>>11522554
What do you sell to walmart?

>>11526840
Well, fuck this industry. The blame always gets shoveled down on to somebody who can't afford legal representation to defend themselves.

>>11522281
>when asking what veggies they want they ask me "what's supposed to come on it"
this used to be me
i didn't realize the commercials were what you *could* get, i thought that was what you got by default
still get embarrassed thinking about the first time i went to subway
>>11520820
>worked at papa johns in high school
>every. single. major. event/holiday people would be surprised delivery times would be 2+ hours (you didn't order ahead on superbowl sunday, there's no way this pizza's getting delivered before kickoff you dumbass)
>people asked for discounts if their driver was 10 seconds late (this isnt dominos, we dont guarantee 30 minutes or the pizza is free)
never again will i work in food service

>>11525957
Being a cook was the worst decision I ever made. Now I trim trees with a smile.

>>11520820
>work at super market
>I have to ask costumers who look under 40 for their ID before they buy alcohol or I get fucked by the police
>Police have some program where they send kids to buy alcohol to test stores
>Make sure to card everybody who looks remotely young because the store made it very clear I'm on my own if I sell alcohol to anyone under 21
>Some girl came to my register and wanted to buy alcohol
>Ask for her ID
>She flips out because she said she didn't bring it with her and she wasn't going back home just for it
>explain to her that can't sell it to her without an ID
>She wants to speak to manager
>manager says the same thing
>She grabs the bottles and smashes them on the ground and leaves
Who the fuck doesn't bring their ID to buy alcohol?

>>11527084
>Who the fuck doesn't bring their ID to buy alcohol?
Underage kids.

>>11527084
That's the best. The people who insist that they dont carry their ID on them, then immediately get in their car and drive off.

>>11527084
what about people with grey hair? I buy a case of guinness every week after a run and I always get carded

>>11527131
Not him but the store I worked at we had to ID everyone because my state will ban people from buying alcohol. It clearly tells us not to allow them to buy it.

Useally it's people arrested for DUIs or domestic abuse related to alcohol

>>11526863
The blame gets shoved to someone with money. Nobody is going to bother sueing some minimum wage wageslave

>>11527131
when I was in high school, I saw a couple kids with grey hairs and terrible balding. Thanks to this I would still card anyone who doesn't look like obviously over 40. And like >>11527143
said, some states require it either way

>>11522486
The baby just wanted some tacos and curly fries

>>11525957
>"one french onion soup, no onion"

>>11520820
>waiting in line at local takeaway restauront
>guy in front of me is freaking out and screaming at the woman behind the counter and some other dude
>threatens to jump the counter and beat them, grabs the guy by his shirt and attempts to pull him over the counter
>I intervene and stop him while the woman behind the counter screams
>am able to restrain the guy and calm him down while the lady calls the cops
>the cops arrive, at this point the woman says that me and the other guy were fighting
>wtf?
>I get arrested while the woman spergs out and screams "Why are men fucking like this" while being conforted by the guy behind the counter
I vowed to never help anyone ever again

>>11522486
sounds like you guys were heroes. good job

>>11524957
Should’ve made a bigger deal about it.

>parents plan a family cruise
>mom plans itinerary
>mom is a fad dieter and at the time is on a gluten-free diet, so to help herself stick to it she tells the cruise line she has a gluten allergy
>year passes from booking, mom is no longer on her gluten free diet
>itinerary cannot be changed
>obviously
>staff always brings a separate bread basket to the table for my mom with gluten free “bread”, go out of their way to provide her with specially made gluten free meals, no breadcrumbs, no grains at all, they won’t let her order pasta
>whole family ribs her for it and has a good time teasing her
>mom tells my sister to sneak her a pastry at breakfast on the last day
>waiter fucking books it from across the dining hall and holds up his arm in front of my sister to prevent her from passing the pastry to my mom
>”please, that has gluten in it”
>”it won’t hurt,” my mom says
>”we take this VERY seriously” the waiter says

And they should, because if someone informs them of an allergy beforehand and has a reaction, it can still fall on whoever supplied the food even if the person was a dumbass who ate a known allergen.

We still tease my mom all the time about it. It was well deserved.

>Work pastry at a restaurant
>I think my boss is a bit of an airhead that always seems to have a smile. I mean there are other emotions than happiness.
>One day one of the savory prep cooks comes to our side of the kitchen and asks who is the most excited to be here today.
>My boss answers with the most gleeful voice, "ME!"
>He asks her why
>She didn't have an answer and started stammering
I hid the grin on my face as I realized my boss is an NPC.

>>11526854
old people

>>11528130
should have raped her

>>11522281
>when asking what veggies they want they ask me "what's supposed to come on it"
I don't get why this is so goddamn hard.
How the fuck am I supposed to know I just thought an Italian hero sounded good. It's your goddamn menu not mine. Do the employees not have a list of the standard menu item ingredients? I rarely go just for this reason.

Imagine ordering a supreme pizza off a menu and then them asking you to list what toppings you want one by one. I like your sandwiches but fuck Subway

>>11522218
what was it that they ordered? in that case you'd have to actually cook the thing 4 different times right? they probably just really like the dish and thats definitely the best way to have a lot of it.

they wordfiltered soy because they don't want to get sued

>>11525957
that can't be that uncommon, and really, how hard is it to to strain the onions out? just use one of those little strainers and ladle through it.takes only the time of finding the strainer.

but also, how much of a bitch are you that you can't eat tasteless onions that really are needed to balance out the top which is probably a big fat cheesebread.

>>11526854
Stuff

>>11528418
dude at subway the entire fucking gimmick is this. they have sandwiches that come with meats and have prices...and then you get to pick all the other toppings for free, or none, up to you.

so if you ask for vegetables, and then say "just give me what comes on it" at subway, you're asking for nothing and you're retarded for doing it.

>>11528418
Subway is REAL easy.
You see the name of the sub?
That's the default arrangement. If it's not in the name, you don't get anything else unless you ask for it.

The only sub with veggies by default is the veggie sub, which has everything.

All other subs are just meat and bread, and sometimes a condiment.

>>11528325
Wow you're so cool anon

>>11528418
You might actually be developmentally disabled

>>11525957
That's fucking insane, I'm actually dying

>>11522470
absolutely based

>>11522281
fuck subway and fuck the jannies

>>11526024
C U T E

>>11522486
I like you

>>11522486
based wagecuck

>>11525957
>"one french onion soup, no onion"

>>11522281
At fast food/takeout places, I sometimes order something that's not on the menu, but point at the menu as I say it. If you time it right, you can have everybody behind the counter looking back at the menu to find it.

>>11528780
he's right. the example pictures showing off a few subs have certain ingredients on them, the commercials show the example sub you can order, give me that. there might be something on it i'm not aware of or a different kind of cheese

>>11522486
Good on ya Brent!

>>11525957

>>11526031
This is what I stive to do at my local sbubby. They now like me and slide me extra portions. My boomer co-worker can't figure this concept out though.

>>11524957
Truthfully it could have been milf lactose intolerance where the little guy n her coffee would just be diarrhea but the cheese in the 6 courses would be too much. Still an inconsiderate bitch though

>>11525957

>>11528325
She probably gave herself a 5 dollar raised on your behalf.

>>11528484
Sure but now the liquid:onion ratio is off for the rest of the soup.

>>11527131
where I live the card system won't send people who have gray hair (and if they do then you can fight the red card/fine/getting fired) so I don't worry about IDs for graying hair. I'm more worried about my own ass than I am selling a kid some beer and juul pods so

I'm not sure if this counts because technically I wasn't involved in the cooking process but

>working at a small local co-op type grocery store
>just me and two other people working this night
>decide to go a few blocks down to a kinda nice take out place and get some wraps and soup for me and my co-workers
>normal orders for me and the first chick, ask the literally 50 year old woman what she wants

"ham"

>ok yeah but what else

"just ham on a gluten free wrap"

>...seriously?

It was a fucking $8 dollar sheet of paper covering some ham. I never offered to buy lunch again. I just don't understand how somebody can go their entire life and think that is something worth eating unless you're starving and you found it on the floor.

>>11529646
Gluten free excites my pee pee

>>11522594
Nah m8 he's not wrong. I worked at one for four years and white could mean any of the fucking cheese except for colby jack.

>>11528130
>Man who can't into spelling gets involved with random brawls in public.
Color me shocked.

>>11528418
>Being such an NPC to not even be able to improv in the slightest.

>>11529646
>50 year old woman
There inn lyes yore Ann sir

>>11526854
Weed

>>11523917
I could see being allergic to one particular type of tree, maybe, but being allergic to all ingredients from all types of trees is 100% fucking nonsense, that's such a huge range it's like saying you're allergic to all vegetables.

Mind you they also went to a restaurant where one of our defining characteristics is that most of the proteins (and several other things) are cooked on real wood fire.

>>11526840
This. Same in Canada too. You would be sued into oblivion and your restaurant would be closed SO fucking fast.

>>11520920
It really did happen, thats the best part. But I realize the story seems too good to be true so I dont blame you for not believing it

>>11530167
>hungry for food
>decide upon bbq
>drive down to hickory house
>inform them of my tree allergy while trying to make up my mind
>order a baked potato

>>11525966
Hope they didn’t touch the menu.

>>11528780
show me an ad for subway that actually covers this. I have been to burrito shops which give you a menu presented in a way that you pick things but at subway the menu looks like any standard burger shop and the ads don't talk about plain jane sandwiches they are all stuffed with veggies.

>>11529646
is there a reason she couldn't just get ham from your work? what the fuck is even the point in getting something from a restaurant if you're just going to ask for cold cuts

>>11528520
>dude at subway the entire fucking gimmick is this.
They don't advertise it, people don't know that when they first walk in.

>>11524957
Pure rage

>>11520820
>16
>pizza shop/breakfast spot in Orlando, FL
>cooler is behind the building in like a shed thing
>just literally like pepsi coolers like at a gas station that we store stuff like the gravy for biscuts and gravy and country fried steak
>ejaculate in gravy
>later awarded best biscuts and gravy in Orlando by scott joseph, our local food critic
>small chance that he had some of the batch with my cum in it
>small chance that i have literally award winning cum

>>11525957
>"one french onion soup, no onion"
I've had some fucked up requests I've gotten so used to them that I can't even remember them off the top of my head. God I hate people.

I could swear some were jackasses that just wanted to know if we could do it. I always loved the people who would call roomservice because they didn't know what they wanted. There's an attached restaurant, a bar with the same menu, and... fuck you. The busy room-service attendant is not a guide and for the love of god don't ask her to ask us what you want.

>>11530362
I am confused on the cooler. Picture?

>16
>working in pizza shop
>night shift
>fucked up on like 4 sparks and smoking some cough syrup
>customer orders pizza carryout
>dont wash hands
>kinda burn it on accident
>accidentally made it a bit too big and oval shaped
>cram it in the box
>have to struggle to close it
>customer arrives
>give them their pizza
>they open it
>uhhhhhhhhhh is it supposed to be non cut?
>yeah, thats tuscan style. Sicilian style is when its cut into slices... I can cut it for you if you want though as i hold up the pizza cutter
>uhhhhhhhhhh n-nah thats cool. Ill it the authentic way
>leaves with uncut pizza
>$5 tip

>>11530362
Like this, but it was standalone, and there were like 3 of them.

>>11530398
>>leaves with uncut pizza
>uncut

>>11527131
im 19 and i have a huge streak of grey hair lol

>>11526024
5.40 for a footlong? Dude

>>11526854
The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>>11520820
Worked at a McDicks a couple summers back, mainly just dealt with assholes who would lie to get free food.
>lady pulls up to window
>claims she got iced tea instead of sweet tea
>yeah like you need the extra sugar fatass
>claims that she deserves a Big Mac for us wasting her time
>let my manager handle it I don’t give a shit about her $1 iced tea being not sweet enough

Another person came by and just claimed to have had a $50 dollar order messed up, yet didn’t have a receipt or any proof. Thankfully my manager just yelled at them to leave and they did.

Also for you people who get pissed when they pull you over because the food is cooking calm the fuck down. There’s nothing we can do if some asshole ordered our entire stock of apple pies, and it’s definitely not the fault of the window guy.

Last memorable moment
>obese crippled diabetic hobbles into bathroom
>crawls out of the bathroom and up to the counter where I’m standing
>stares at me with his yellowed eyes
>y’all’re out’ve shit paper
>fuck me

>>11530362
hmm wonder which place this was, hopefully near i-drive. I've never had biscuits and gravy here though.

>>11528325
Doomer douche spotted

>>11525957
What the fuck lel

>>11530547
I take it out on someone who can't help it because I like seeing you bitch online.

>be working at papa murphy's
>kimbo slice looking nigger walks in trailed by a 300 lbs woman and some feral niglets, presumably his baby mama and keeids
>kids start climbing on shit, shaking salads in the display cooler, asking for sodas
>he has a coupon for buy one/get one medium pizza, wants extra pepperoni and sausage
>alright, fine
>pays with ebt
>get to making his pizzas, he's breathing on the glass
>nah man, that aint no cheese put some more on there
>put a small handful on
>nah man, more
>more
>aigh thas cool
>get to the toppings and it's the same shit
>every time he says more i look at the owner who is staring in barely concealed disgust and rage, but she nods to just go with it
>by the time he's satisfied each 12" pizza has probably 3 lbs of meat on it
>"daaaaamn man this a good ass peessa tha keeids gon luuuuh dis"
>walks out, doesnt say thank you
there are probably a few more involving ebt customers, but that's the worst that comes to mind right now.

>>11527143
>my state will ban people from buying alcohol
WHAT? Could you please elaborate? The authorities where you live ban certain people from buying alcohol? This surely cant be in the land of freedoms kek

>>11530985
>Usually it's people arrested for DUIs or domestic abuse related to alcohol
>This surely cant be in the land of freedoms kek

Criminals forfeit their rights.

>>11530968
every place i've ever been charges more for more toppings. plain cheese will be $10 but extra (not double) will cost .50c more, but double cheese will cost $1.00 more
the weird place that doesn't do this is papa johns. large is same price no matter how many toppings

>>11531074
the owner probably would have charged him for $10 worth of extra toppings if she'd known he'd pull that kind of shit after already paying. That said, it's her fault for being spineless and not either charging him again or just telling him he gets what he gets.

>>11522281
Do americans really do this?

>>11531147
not always, but we do when we do.

>>11530985
There are literal dry counties all over the south where possession of a single beer is a crime. My county was dry until 2 years ago when they changed it to allow liquor stores run by the state in the county seat only. Ironically, you can still be busted for possession of beer outside the city limits of the county seat. Red state christian sharia law is as bad as islam.
>inb4 b-but they don't enforce it
Bullshit. My 46 yo neighbor was crossing the county line and hit a checkpoint with a 6 pack of bud he'd bought in the front seat and was charged with possession of alcohol in a dry county and paid a $550 fine. Yeah, the right loves muh freedom, ok?

>>11531192
Based and Redpilled Dixie

>>11528325

>tfw no bubbly and cheerful pastry chef gf to cheer me up after coming home from a long day at work

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11531215
Annnddd...that's why you fail. Time to emigrate to an Islamic state, your christian sharia control is not welcome here.

>>11520820
>friends open up a local sushi place
>they're ranked like top 3 in our region
>some old couple comes in to eat
>"what is this? you guys aren't even Asian!"
>"you can't call this Asian cuisine!"
They left after that, man that was weird, most of the clients are HAPPY they're not Asians. (Our town is 95% white.)

>>11531192
Wait you can't even drink in a dry country? I thought you just couldn't buy. What the fuck?

>>11531390
There is this Vietnamese restaurant a few blocks away from me. I go on their yelp page and see tons of great reviews. All the negative reviews were from Vietnamese people claiming that the restaurant and food was shit. Mainly because the owner and head chef was Arab and not Vietnamese, and the dishes weren't authentic.

>>11530459
The veggie delite, cold cut combo, meatball, ham and one other sandwich are all $5 at most locations. $5.40 with tax

7~9 years ago.
>Customer takes a big shit on the floor, in front of the porcelain.
>steals the light bulbs in the WC.
>The next customer cannot see it because it is too dark and comes out of the WC with smelly shoes.

>>11525957
Based repost

Worked in a hotel
It's all good even though people pay 45 dollaros for afternoon tea and 160 dollar for tasting menu
Seems like when people pay a lot they complain less since they know what to expect but there's still some tales
>Some bigwig politician guy keep demanding our exec chef for wagyu even though our place is primarily Mediterranean cuisine
>Local star/comedian wanted us to make some ice cream with 7 nut variety
>Some lady insisted me to follow her to the bath room to talk about something wrong with her food
>A bunch of indians occupying a table and order one pot of tea

>>11530225
>>11530313
This. The first time I tried Subway I asked for what usually comes on it like in the commercial because it looked good. You really don't know until you go in.

>be me
>work at sex shop that also has hot wings
>weird guy comes in every day
>looks at the great American challenge dildo every time.
>guy comes in and walks out like normal
>week later
>boss calls me into office
>watch security tape of guy shoving a giant dildo up his ass and walk out
>get fired because the boss thought I was in on it
>no more free wings

>>11531638
sorry for getting you fired bro but i like a little bit of fun in my prostate from time to time

>>11531726
I dont think you understand the girth of the situation

>>11531728
Either strapon pegging clitoral stimulation with your dildo or fuck right off.

>>11530398
I liked how you pulled that one off, kek.

>>11531728
Sweet jesus.

>>11528325
you're a rancid person

>>11531726
>>11531728
For scale

>>11529626
Just toss the onions

>>11531638
>>11531728
i don't get it. what's the joke here?

>>11532232
when i've seen them, theyve been black unlike that guy's pic. also in 'murrica we do everything bigger, so maybe that's why it's the "american challenge".

>>11532270
yeah i get the thing about the dildo. but what was the point of it being a wing place? where's the punchline? we knew he was talking about a dildo from the set up so that can't be it.

>>11532284
>having reading comprehension this poor

>>11532232
There isn't one.

>>11532298
>>11532304
clearly that isn't a real place OP was talking about so the story can't be true. is it really just a meaningless shitpost?

>>11532284
im just going to guess that it wasn't a particularly well written memetext and anon enjoyed the wings as a perk of his job. or it's a well written memetext that throws the absurdity of a sex shop selling wings in the middle of the everyday absurdity of working in a sex shop with the weird fuck customers. or him mentioning wings made it relevant to the thread. in any case i need a location.

>>11532326
that's ridiculous. no sex shop would also serve wings. if one did we'd all know about it because it'd be covered by every shitty memenews site.

>>11532307
>>11532341
>t. Anal Avenger

>>11532341
>it'd be covered by every shitty memenews site
I doubt that. Wings aren't the most newsworthy food. They'd have to be selling some sort of gimmick food.

>>11532458
selling wings from your sex shop is gimmicky enough in and of itself. i can picture the headlines:
>You Won't Believe Your Eyes When You See the Hot New Fare at this Inner City Sex Shop
>This Sex Shop is Selling Wings On the Side Because.... Reasons

>>11532475
Yeah but weird shit happens every day. Not all of it makes national news.

>>11532477
even local newspapers have webpages now.

>>11532488
Most local newspapers aren't going to be writing about sex shops, and most shit in a local paper doesn't become national news.

>>11532494
it would find its way onto a blog or something then. i did a google search for sex shop that sells wings just to be sure and nothing came up.

>>11532341
there's a strip club not far from me that has a full menu, including wings. really decent food, surprisingly

>>11532508
yeah that's a common thing but strip clubs aren't sex shops. strip clubs profit off of you staying as long as possible, sex shops don't.

>>11525957

>>11525957
This thread is so shit even garbage like this gets replied

>>11532546
You're a faggot.

>work drive thru of rotten ronnies
>crack of dawn we strive for hundred cars in the hour
>easy because the prison nearby gives us +40 guards starting their shift along with the highway traffic
>get ticket for free shit if we get this
>I do both lanes and cash in the very early mornings so i have multiple entries
>last time got a decent pair of headphones that I still use today
>being a teenager with low mcjob income free stuff was like crack cocaine
>customers in the early mornings almost exclusively order coffees and maybe a hashbrown, except for lard buckets who order a fifteen pancakes and an orange juice for their spawn
>great start
>constantly checking the sales count with my nicked manager code
>80 sales in with 15 minutes to spare
>dirty green jeep rolls in
>"Welcome to Mcdonalds, what can I get you?"
>always a pause so I finish the payment with the person at my window
"Bacon Mcmuffin meal and two cream, two sugar coffee."
>"Is that a medium coffee sir?"
"Yeah."
>"Alright would you like two cookies with that as well for a dollar?"
"No thanks, could you make the bacon on that mcmuffin lighty cooked?"
>payments and lane two are still coming in as this guy's asking this
>"I'm not sure about that, you'd have to park and speak with the manager about this request."
"I get it all the time, just throw it on the grill for a second and put it on my sandwich."
>"Unfortunately we cannot give out uncooked food, i'm sure the manager can discuss thi-"
>drives ahead
>payments and a few orders later
"Where's your manager?"
>twig of a man, shaved head, with crack head woman next to him
>"just drive up ahead to the left instead of the exit."
"I said, where's your manager?"
>manager wobbles over and talks to him
>she explains foodsafe and other options for him
"I want that mcmuffin."
>manager grows impatient
>This entire fiasco eats 5 minutes
>instructs him to drive ahead
>she wobbles back to the farther window
>90 orders left and the hour is up
(1/2)

>>11532591
Type faster

work in a brewery with the option for people to come in and brew their own beer.

about 20% of the time, "can we make it like miller lite?"

>>11532591
>finish two payments
>line is locked
>hear the fucker screaming about bacon
>coworker shakes her head as she runs to stock room for more coffee beans
>ask her whats happening
"guy won't move until he has his order!"
>customer at my window asking what's happening
>apologize and make small talk
>standstill for an additional five minutes
>Fucking ten minutes dealing with this asshole
>guy behind the person I'm dealing with comes to my window on foot
>beefy surfer dude
"What the fuck is taking so fucking long!"
>Explain that there's an irate customer
"What did you forget?"
>relay that he wants partially uncooked bacon and we can't do it
>distinctly hear him mumble 'kike'
>very confused
>he power walks over to the jeep, no doors on it so he leans right close to the guy
>Really guttural yelling
>not even ten seconds he's driving away
>thank the man and continue
>Later during break, pick managers mind about what happened
>she caved and made the guys sandwich
>he had refused it saying it was too cooked
>kept harassing her for free shit, gift cards, coupons, whatever she had
>the skinny cunt was just trying to start shit
>Says that my shit eating grin while she was dealing with him earlier was what set him off
>Mfw
>given a half-hearted warning
(2/2)

>>11532672
>>11532606
Nearly as bad as waiting for Christmas morning.

Work at a pizza place
Some old (probably Muslim) lady comes in and asks for a pizza with “no pork”
“Okay. What kind of topping would you like on it?”
*Shrug*
“Just cheese then?”
“No. No pork.”
“Okay...then what kind of toppings?”
*shrugs*
“Okay...”
>Start getting looks of sympathy from customers behind her while I inwardly want to die as this continues for another three minutes before I bail and get my manager and hide as he suffers through it instead

For fuck’s sake, is it so difficult to SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND FUCKING ENGLISH when you go out to eat at a restaraunt in America?

>>11532681
>>11532672
>Oh, socks. You shouldn't have.
Disappointing.

>>11532661
>option for people to come in and brew their own beer.
That's pretty cool. How much does it cost?

>>11532703
69 dollars

>>11522594
>white american
no such thing

>>11527131
oh wow i bet when people have hoarse voices through sore throats you fucking assume theyre 100 years old

>>11532688
i woulda just given them a veggie pizza or something. not like they'd complain.

>>11532700
I ran mornings
ask the fuckers who run night shift and get a syringe and screw driver put up to their throat while they're on cash

Speaking of syringes:
before days of extreme easy mode drivethrough
>be lobby guy
>greet the herd of old people
>hear "you missed a spot~" for the record breaking 24th time that day
>greet regular hobo just outside the door
>explains he had his bike stolen from "SOME FUCKING NIGGER."
>say farewell to hobo to delve into my routine
>head to washrooms, "EVERY TWO MINUTES ANON" as ordained by hot blonde manager
>open door to stagnant piss and factory default scent spray mixture
>grown immunity by now
>sweep paper towels off the ground and mop piss puddles
>Watch in revulsion as every old man walks out without washing their hands, some had the decency to lightly rinse their hands, without soap of course
>thank ronald mcdonald that the counter tops are black and spread water/piss/soap pools around to make it look like I wiped it properly
>one of the two stalls is occupied
>legs spread eagle going into other stall
>mop around his foot
>fuck off to clean trays and disassociate into nothingness
>customer tears me away from blessed peace and explains that there's a guy passed out in the stall
>proceed to washroom with my stick
>stick is best friend
>stick is love, stick is life
>concerned customer interests die at the piss & factory refresher bouquet
>ifonlyIwassolucky.mcgriddle
>Poke the leg while asking if he's alright
>no answer
>against better judgement I peek
>dude is off in cloud cuckooland
>needle still in hand
>call cops while dodging old man requests to change tv channel to sports/you missed a spot sweepstakes
>less than 2 minutes officials come to help the guy
>back outside to check garbage cans and greet hobo and relay washroom incident
>partially through and he freaks the fuck out, pulling out a crescent hammer from his moldy pockets
>"WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIKE NIGGER."
>Open the door and let out girly scream for cops

>>11527149
don't worry, the US has plenty of protections in place to make sure you don't get sued and lose if you're in a position to be sued often.

>>11531493
He he he

>>11531493
>WC
Water closet?

>>11530968
I work at papa murphy's now. That shit is constant, especially on Tuesdays. Fucking niggers

I'm bartending
This extremely rich woman comes:
>Can I have a gin tonic, but without gin?
>So you want just tonic?
>No, I don't like tonic. Just a gin tonic, without gin.
Im surprised she was smart enough to figure out how to drink from a glass

>>11531728
my friends and I bought this for someone's birthday once, I kinda regret it because he looked pretty disappointed once he realised we hadn't got him an actual present

>>11533476
Fuck you Thomas you couldve got me a fucking pocket square or olive garden vouchers

>>11528325
>literally unable to contemplate anyone having a different worldview.
>lol NPC meme!!!

>>11533674
t. bot

>>11532661
That sounds like a terrible fucking idea.

>working at chipotle
>guy points at sour cream
>”I’ll take the mayonnaise”
>shocked why someone would want mayo in their burrito
>”uh sir that’s sour cream”
>his face twists in disgust
>”not mayonnaise?”
>”no”
>oh well I don’t want that shit
>continues on down the line

>still confused to this day why he wanted mayo

>>11533982
>still working at chipotle
>lady points at corn salsa
>”can I get the corn”
>I’m feeling cheeky
>”of corn-se you can”
>she doesn’t laugh
>colleague doesn’t laugh
>I’m the only one laughing

Fucking idiots don’t understand good humor.

>>11525957
Fodmaps intolerance right? Sounds dumb but I guess it works.

I know someone who could eat garlic infused oil, but not garlic. I imagine onion soup with no onion would be ok.

>>11522218
Three star restaurant in the netherlands, De Librije has some pretty neat dishes but the one thing that stands out is their smoked lobster.
Just typing this comment I'm imagining the flavor that I have never been able to reproduce or find anywhere else.
Ordered it for all 3 courses when my dad took me out to celebrate my birthday and to this day I sincerely hope I ever get the chance to go there again and order 3 courses of the smoked lobster.
I can seriously imagine the customer just really liked the food. See it as a compliment.

>>11531450
In vietnam most of the viet food isn't authentic.

>>11532661
after bottling and labels, like $300 for around 144 beers.

>>11533981
worked pretty well for 6 years. We're almost up to the 4k batch of other people's beers. Keep in mine we also have our own production facility

>>11532518
It gives an excuse to clients to explain why they're going to a sex shop.

>>11534629
i dont buy it

>>11532688
Would bringing up pictures of different pizzas have helped to solve that problem? A lot of ESL immigrants deal with their illiteracy by looking at photos and illustrations.

>>11533416
Dumb, but it's likely she just wanted another spirit than gin. Did you just serve her a vodka and tonic?

>>11524957

This is where I admire the high-end Nipponese restaurants which basically just say 'fuck your dietary preferences, no changes. That'll be ¥50000, gaijin.'

>>11526807

Yeah, but fair enough that happened to a couple of Pakis who sent someone who'd told them they had a nut allergy a kebab with a load of nuts in it and killed her.

>>11522281
worked at both a subway and a jimmy john's and all of these are true. really pissed a woman off when i told her there was no sauce dedicated to the philly cheesesteak. parents ordering for their kids is pretty common, at least it's better than letting the shy kid whisper to himself and assuming i heard it. it's worse when full adults ask each other if they want sides and they assume i heard their response.

"what's supposed to come on it" actually becomes the opposite problem at jimmy john's where people come down to the pickup counter and stare at their wrapped & finished sandwich and try to tell me they wanted more things on it. you were supposed to do that with the order taker. the menu having recipes creates another issue where people try to order "turkey cheese and lettuce" and i have to ring it out as "4 add cheese no mayo no tomato." the lack of instructions really confuses us, and i don't want to ask if you want every single ingredient the item comes with for every item for every customer all day, that's your job.

actually the problem of "what comes on it" has just been made even more confusing by the complete disaster that is the "new" menu. its annoying the fuck out of us. people are coming in and ordering too vaguely or too slowly. what once used to be a simple "i'll have the #5" "i'd like a vito" is now "[30 seconds of silence] did you used to have some kind of italian sandwich?" "where's the italian?" or they flat out just ask for the italian, where i have to explain there are two italians, then explain the difference. same problem with turkey, you can't just say "turkey" there are like five different sammiches that come with turkey.

look at this shit and try to figure it out. try to find the smoked ham club. try to find out the difference between the two different tuna sandwiches. they're obvious and right in front of you, but information overload blocks you from perceiving it.

>>11522281
>Whats supposed to come on it.
Fuck me working in subway in England tilted me.
Literally had to turn around and look at the picture because the customer is too autistic to pick onions, lettuce and tomato.
Literally all we got taught is the meats.

>Weirdest order: egg pudding with mayonnaise
>People ordering something and removing ingredients expecting to reduce the cost "How much costs a cheeseburguer without cheese?"
>People complaining for the delivery being charged arguing that they live just a block away "Alringht then, come and pick it up yourself if it is only one block"
>People calling not knowing what they want
>People asking for the menu of the day, if they don't like it they'll try to change it completely and would ask to be charged equally

It just hurts to live...

>>11534786
>the ham sandwich is called 'the pepe'

>>11528418
just say "everything" like the tasteless sucker you are so i can shove an extra handful of jalapenos into one bite when you're not paying attention

>>11527084
I work at a liquor store and I get that shit all the time. I mostly get it from black men and women who call me a fat jew fuck even though I’m Irish.

>>11531423
Yeah that makes no sense to me. I’ve heard they don’t sell but you can’t charge someone for possessing liquor. The idiot probably got charged for DUI for having the beer in the front seat and not in the trunk.

>>11534994
Idgaf if it makes sense to you or not since it doesn't make sense to most rational people, but it's true. And no, it was 3 in the afternoon and he just picked up a 6 pack on the way home from an appointment in another county. Only charge was possession of alcohol in a dry county. I could show you the police arrest reports printed in the weekly county paper showing the same thing but I'd be doxxing myself. So fuck off, christian sharia law is a real thing in the south. These fucks down here have more in common with the Taliban than the founding fathers.

>>11522395
nah m8. if the customer had started shouting about how its cultural appropriation to be serving sushi in america then Id believe it

>>11527084
I work door at a bar and we have to card everyone.
The worst are the 40-50something moms who come in and make a huge scene about me carding them.
>Oooooh sweaty, how cute. I'm old enough to be your mother!
>Wait you're really going to make me get my ID out of my purse?
>proceeds to spend 5 minutes digging around in their purse looking annoyed as possible
Strangely enough the old men always seemed happy I was IDing them.

>>11531192
>land of the free

>>11520820
sounds fucking based
FUCK SOYKEK SOYBOY KEKLORD FAGGONIGERTARD

>>11527084
same shit happened at a liquor store i frequent
>black guy gets carded
>"maaaaaan this is bullshit you didnt card the guy in front of me"
>"he comes in here all the time so i know him, but i dont know you."
>maaaan you just rayciss
>proceeds to smash everything within grabbing distance
>in front of the off-duty cop they pay to watch the store
>proceeds to try to fight the cop
>cop cuffs him and takes him out to the parking lot
>talks him down, then uncuffs him
>he then starts to fight the cop again trying to get back in the store
i left after that

>>11520820
I feel personally attacked.

>>11522486
Nice, fuck thots!

>>11533985
I hope this is some kind of bait, because it wasn’t funny.

I work nights at a Waba Grill in Los Angeles's Koreatown as an extra check. I love the extra money but, holy shit the mouth-breathers that WORK here are hard to deal with. The owner was introducing a promotion we have that uses Roti Paratha (weird since it's a Korean chain) as a "wrap" and he continually calls them Tortillas.

One of our employees calls the wraps burritos.

Customers come in and ask if we have french fries.


Shit like that is no big deal. I get it. But to me, a pretentious douche working a slavewage @ night for extra $$....it drives me nuts. You'd think in Los Angeles the general population would have some concept of Korean/asian foods and Latin. I mean, those are our two largest minorities.

my first job was a waiter at bob evans like 15 years ago. I had a really weird family one night that was nice but....odd? Under the tip after they left was the name and room number of a nearby hotel. Weirded out my 18 year old self. This was a family with 4 kids

>>11526854
'Vark sauce

>>11536480
They were trying to bill it to the room. I'm guessing they thought the restaurant was affiliated or had some kind of arrangement. This is quite common in lots of places especially near airports and business districts. They probably just vacationed in Florida a lot and got used to the habit.

>>11536176
I never knew I wanted LA to get firebombed until I read this gay post.

>>11528325
you suck dude

>>11533985
>>11536162
Don't listen to him Anon, that gave me a good kek. I would have laughed.

>>11522218
The tree thing could be legit. I have oral allergy syndrome which makes me allergic to basically any raw fruit or vegetable. Cooking them fixes the problem for most of them though

>>11522248
dude, 20 years ago a shit co-worker ordered seafood gumbo and had an allergy to shellfish.

The laziest, smelliest, fucking piece of white trash, and my boss rushed him to a hospital..

god damn i was so mad when i found out. that asshole is still alive today.. FUCK

>>11528520
Not him, but if I go to a real deli, when I get a sandwich, they ask me if I "want everything on it" I shouldn't have to worry about what is on my sandwich, that is the employees job, and I expect them to be capable of that

>>11520920


>this much denial

>Work at grocery store
>some sperg calls every half hour
>Do you have Egg Nog?
>Yes
>Thank you, have an EGGSellent Day!

>>11534786
Why the fuck isn’t it in order.

>>11537138
That was me, sorry bro

>>11522486
THOTOCAUST

>>11536797
The Subway employees are doing what Subway employees are trained to do, which is make Subway sandwiches. It's almost like you can't recognize that different businesses have different models and options.

>>11536612
>they were trying to bill it to the room
I would agree because that is in fact a thing. except his story makes absolutely no mention of them walking out without paying. Only that they left a tip with hotel room info. I think they def wanted to fuck him.

>>11538031
they had paid, just weird

>>11522248
my dad used to do this shit. he ate the fucking thing and then went to a pharmacist to get some injection. i love the guy but he was just pants retarded

>>11532833
What the fuck are you talking about? Learn to type coherently, your shit story hurt my brain.

>>11520820
Nice attemot, but you tried too hard, reddit soy boy.
Anyone worried about phytoestrogens knows soy sauce doesn't contain isoflavonoids. And it's not a totally irrational fear. Soy has a fuckload of isoflavonoids, it dwarves the hormones in meat to the point the estrogen in meat would need to be millions of times more active to have the same effect.

>>11536973
You're the one defending a blatantly fake story because it makes you feel validated, mate. That's classic denial.

>>11538135
>And it's not a totally irrational fear
It's a completely irrational fear, because it shows the person with that concern lacks even basic understanding of how hormones work in the body.

Oral hormones are ineffective because of first-pass liver metabolism. The only way to get hormone "drugs" to affect the body is to have a source which constantly adds more to the body. This is done by one of 3 methods:
1) Taking a bazillion pills evenly divided throughout the day (e.g. Dianabol or Winstrol tablets)
2) Taking slow-release tablets daily (e.g. birth control)
3) Taking injections of hormones with long carbon chains added which slow down their breakdown by the liver, such as the Testosterone Decanate taken by bodybuilders or men with low T.

...you could straight-up drink a bottle of pure estrogen with no effect. It's only a concern if the drug is being given to your body constantly, 24-7. So unless you've given yourself a soy IV drip or you're snacking on soy products every hour, every day, for weeks on end, the hormonal content or effects of soy are zero.

>>11533674
That's some serious projection.

>>11535525
>allowing citizens to vote on issues to decide how they want their county run isn't freedom
I'm against dry laws, but you're retarded, federalist scum.

>>11538172
>projection
What isn't these days?

>>11538156
>Or you're snacking on soy products every hour, every day, for weeks on end
That's why the meme refers to the soylent meal replacement product that is like 75% soy lecithin that some people drink all day long for years.
Also, the science isn't settle here, as it so rarely is. Conflicting studies everywhere. They still can't decide if the hormone activity of dietery isoflavonoids prevents or causes prostate cancer, but there is no doubt it has activity, apparently.

>>11538262
>>11538156

Which is to say, despite your obvious intelligence, you are incorrect. You can argue it doesn't effect sex hormones, but to argue dietary phytoestrogens only have activity in ridiculously large amounts is incorrect.

>>11538172
believe it or not but the default isn't being a jaded nihilist who views the world through the narrow lens of 4chan memes. And consider that the boss sees more benefit in positivity in order to get her job done.

>>11538282
I didn't say the guy wasn't a douche, just that your projecting heavily. Which is 100% true. You're the one getting buttflustered people have differing brain chemistry.

>>11538287
not even the same person and I can tell you don't have a degree in psychology.

>>11538262
You know absolute jack shit, shut the fuck up

>>11538287
you're*
dumbass
how the fuck can you not know your/you're when all you do is read online all god damn day long
fucks sake
fuck
fuck i hate it
you people are so so stupid

>>11538268
>you are incorrect, im only going to off handily appeal to some studies that i couldnt even remotely describe the mechanistic data of

>tartar sauce on every fish, even if the fish already has a sauce or topping
>had one ask for mayo with a fish en papillote
>mayonnaise and tartar sauce on a breaded and fried chicken breast
>they want their coffee so hot that we legally cant serve it to them
old people are fucking wild

>>11538268
>, but to argue dietary phytoestrogens only have activity in ridiculously large amounts is incorrect.

I agree that is incorrect. The activity is not based on *amount*, it is based on frequency of consumption. Because the liver breaks down hormones so fast they only have an effect if there is a constant source of them (e.g. a man's testes, a woman's ovaries, or medication which has been specifically engineered and taken in a format to provide constant release of the drug)

>>11535518
Why are you so sweaty though?

>>11538313
your right
sorry

>>11522281
Sounds like your typical moronic subway employee.

>>11538484
How?

>>11528418
i don't have nay of my bait pictures because i'm on a different computer, but BAIT

>>11538314
>I'm going to make a rebuttal absolutely devoid of an argument and pretend it means anything

>>11538369
With the amounts of soybean oil, soy lecithin, etc in our foods it's not hard to get large doses over long periods.
100mg of soy isoflavonoids was enough to relieve menopause symptoms in women. One cup of soybeans (cooked) contains somewhere between 60 and 150mg of soy isoflavonoids.

>>11538545
Sorry, 100mg per day for 12 weeks to clarify. You are right it doesn't just happen on day one.

>>11538303
>don't have a degree in psychology
Thank God for that, samefag. I'm stocked up on toilet paper.
>>11538313
Pic related.

>>11538308
Not an argument, soybot.

watch out guys, he's a badass!

>>11538545
>With the amounts of soybean oil, soy lecithin, etc in our foods it's not hard to get large doses over long periods.
The point is that the period is VERY short. Are you getting up in the middle of the night to eat more soy every single hour?

Also, it depends entirely on what kind of food you eat. I buy pic related and cook. There's zero soy in it. I suppose someone who eats nothing but processed foods which contain soy, and if that person has some kind of disorder and really does eat every hour then yeah, that person might have a problem because of the soy. But I would guess the soy would probably be the least of such a person's worries.

>>One cup of soybeans (cooked) contains somewhere between 60 and 150mg of soy isoflavonoids.
How many people are eating that much straight soy on a regular, consistent, basis for weeks on end? I don't mean eating a soy product once or twice a day. I mean every single hour. Because that's how often you must consume it for it to remain active in your body. First pass through the liver is a real bitch.....

>>11538567
>durrrr soy bad i no explain why

I wonder what's like being as blissfully retarded as yourself

>>11538545
>With the amounts of soybean oil, soy lecithin, etc in our foods it's not hard to get large doses over long periods.
Maybe you should stop worrying about soy and start worrying about the amount of cheetos you eat you obese fucking turd

>>11538529
yes, that's precisely what you did since you can't even offhand reference a single study

>>11538628
Cheetos suck, you projecting neckbeard. Avoiding processed food is always a good idea.
>>11538625
Boy, you guys sure get defensive about this for a phenomenon that total doesn't exist.
>>11538630
And you respond with bitching completely devoid of an argument again, good job.
>>11538609
It doesn't need to be that often. Eastern asian women and western vegans (to a lesser extent) end up with circulating isoflavonoids. I can certainly see the concentrations going higher in someone who comsumes the soylent brand product regularly.

>>11538630
Look it up, this is 4chan. We don't spoonfeed here.

>>11538664
>Avoiding processing foods is always a good idea
Then what the fuck are you even complaining about soy being in foods for you fat miserable fuck? You sure seem defensive about shit you apparently don't even eat!

Being a fat retarded fuck that is braindead enough to take polnigger memes seriously isn't an argument either, tubby. Burden of proof fatass

>>11538677
Because I'm not a solipsistic turd, unlike you.

>>11538671
>make a claim

>wuh i no need to prove it
Literally a woman

>>11538679
No. You're just a fat little bitch triggered over a fucking bean lmao

>>11538681
Which link you need? The study on preventing/causing prostate cancer? There's shit tons, I don't feel like linking a bunch to spoon feed you.
Or the menapuasal relief?
Is this your first day on the internet or can you really not use a search engine? Retard.

>>11538685
Sounds like I hit a nerve. How's the transition going?

>>11538688
>soy make you dum lik me!!!

>you nee poof? i no give it!!!

Lol, fat bitch

>>11538689
Lift your shirt up and take a picture of it and post it here

I wanna see some nice thick breasts, sweetie

>>11538671
>citing information is spoonfeeding

>>11538691
Yeah. You're just a bit triggered.
Why are you so booty blasted about this? Shouldn't it be a non issue to you if you're so confident in your position?

>>11538698
That probably sounded a lot more clever in your head, didn't it?

Lift your shirt up

>>11538696
See:
>>11538688
Stop being lazy, newfaggot. Literally search "isoflavonoid menopause relief" or "isoflavonoid prostate cancer" and peer reviewed studies come up. You pick, otherwise I'll spend all day linking while you go "that one doesn't count!"
>>11538695
This soyboy is really triggered. I can practically smell the salty tears.

>>11528130
if a woman isnt family, or doesnt suck your dick, dont lift a finger to help her.

>>11538705
It's okay, feminine men are popular these days. Stop getting so upset you project, baby girl (boy).

>>11538671

>>11538716
Hownu.ru

>>11538706
>stop being lazy

>doesn't provide the source that soy is some mega hormone disruptor despite it being so apparently so easy to find

lol

>>11538712
>no you're fat!!!
Fatty is upset. Show me those D cups

>>11538722
So first you make a strawman (or are functionally illiterate). I never said a study proved that.
See:
>>11538688

Then you make another strawman. I didn't call you fat, I called you a feminine man. Regardless of soy in all ways, I would bet my bottom dollar that is true or you wouldn't be so triggered.

why is a pol user outside of his containment website?
single handedly ruined this thread

>>11538743
>LOL I DIDNT LITERALLY SAY IT VERBATIM YOURE WRONG!!!!

Is this the fatty hormones coming out? Actually cringing at this 5th grade level sophistry

>>11538754
>everyone I disagree with is /pol/
How to isntantly out yourself as a newfag.

>>11538754
He's trying to reattach with normies but fails to realize he's too much of a fat soyphobic aspie to ever be normal

>>11538767
>isntantly
Yikes

>>11538763
You are literally the most ananlly apocalypsed individual I've seen on 4chan in months. Congratulations. Enjoy your chocolate soylent with a soy latte chaser.

>>11537138

>>11538772
See:
>>11538555
Pic related.

>>11538777
>n-no you!!!
Lol fatty running away with his microdick between his legs

>>11538706
>asking someone to cite their information makes him a newfag
>he's lazy for not doing the exact thing I refuse to do

>>11538781
See:
>>11538784

>>11538790
He's spent two hours crying about soy making him fat and says he's not going to waste his time giving a study that apparently only takes seconds to find

>>11528229
Good shit for teasing her

>>11530362
>just literally like pepsi coolers like at a gas station that we store stuff like the gravy for biscuts and gravy and country fried steak

Just because you speak like a faggot doesn't mean you have to type like one too

>>11538790
>why won't you let me effortlessly play attack the messenger! I don't know how to use a search engine REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Here, you mongoloid:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/17290160/

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=isoflavonoid+prostate+cancer

I'd have to look for the sustained serum concentration in asian women study, and I'm about done spoon-feeding you, newfaggot.

>>11538802
>said the guy that spent two hours being triggered about it
Where do you get fat from feminized? Do you have some personal information to share?

>>11538832
>reee why wont you just believe my dogshit without question!!!

Your study has nothing to do with what you're actually being asked about you fat fuck. Of course you're too much of a stupid fat fuck to even find a study to confirm your biases

Fatty fat fat fuck

>>11538838
See:
>>11538784

>>11538842
Ah, so you're just illiterate. I said the science wasn't settled. If you have the studying showing surviving on Soylent for two years doesn't cause feminization, I'm all for it.

>>11538092
learn to read retard the story made complete sense. maybe you would have an easier time on 4channel if you passed goddamn 3rd grade english ya dumb bitch
>>11532833
good story anon, i liked the old man sweepstakes.

>>11526825
Are they Armenian? Are you from Glendale?

>>11538847
All you have left is name calling. I'll leave you to your impotent rage.
Again, you sure do get angry about a possibly non-existent phenomenon.

>>11538865
See:
>>11538847

Lift your shirt up

>>11538852
>i said the science wasn’t settled
Then proceeded to post nothing to support this because you’re an emotional hormonal fat bitch that expects everyone to be obedient to your royal fat hiney

>DISPROVE MY NEGATIVE
Obese retarded teenage sophist

>>11534786
why the fuck do they have 2 different sandwiches for cheese or no cheese? just make it an option instead of having "Tuna Salad" and "Tuna Salad and Provolone" "Roast Beef" and "Roast Beef and Provolone" what kind of retard made this menu? could easily cut the number of sandwiches in half

>>11535525
The people have the freedom to vote to ban alcohol in their area.

>>11532833
Such is life in the McVoid

>>11538877
>>11538889
Vegetarian cu/ck/s are easily the most triggered people on any board. It's not even a contest.

>>11538891
t. sharia law spokesman of evangelicals united

>>11538092
Case in point. You type like you had your hand blown off in the war and now you're an alcoholic

>>11538857
Case in point. You type like you had your hand blown off in the war and now you're an alcoholic. Learn how to spell, retard.

>>11538962
Case in point: polniggers are triggered fatty drumpf voters

>>11539123
It's /pol/lacks, newfaggot. Calm your tits.

>>11539105
and you type like you have one hand gently cupping my balls. you got a handbag to match that grammar?
play with them bitch, and work the shaft too

>>11539212
>Being this openly gay
It's okay. You can tell your father, he can't be any more disappointed than he already is.

>>11531513
>Some lady insisted me to follow her to the bath room to talk about something wrong with her food
She was actually wanting you to eat her quim.

>>11532084

>>11531192
That’s because drinkers are stinkers anon

>>11530313
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT VEGETABLES YOU WANT ON YOUR SANDWICH, SHOULDNT A LOGICAL THINKING HUMAN BEING RECOGNIZE THAT IT MEANS YOU GET TO CHOOSE AND THAT A FIXED COMBINATION DOESNT EXIST?

>>11532672
What a long boring ass story