/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11534305
HAHAHAHA holy heck great one OP! Do you mind if I save this image?

>>11534327
>do you like hurting other people?

>>11534323
Lol! No by all means. Its all yours comprade

Phhrrtttttffsssss

>>11534349
do you feel in charge

>>11534305

Huh?

>>11534395
>>11534400
cursed images

>>11534610
damn libtards

>>11534610

>>11534395
The cat can see through the glass and wants to open the pot.
>>11534400
The cat looks like a chiken.

>>11534630

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>>11534513
Like this.

>>11534305
LOL

>>11534305
lmaooo

>>11535075 like lick butts

>>11535112
Holy fuck

>>11534513
Really really like this one

>this thread

The classic

>>11536217
Weird, I didn't see any free health care in this thread lmao

comment

>>11534645
tackling the real issues like fluoride in the water

>>11536543

>>11536351
Bashful jimmy neutron banana has always been very unsettling

>>11536594

>>11536543

>>11536680

>>11534771
haha wow

>>11536206
Yes. Haha.

>>11534305
Let's see if you were able to entertain the most reddit of tastes

Nope. You lost her.

>>11537538

>>11537538
oh nooo who cares

>>11534349
Kek

>>11537544
That looks like something you would get at a homeless soup kitchen.

>>11537538
look back up please

>>11537624
Brooklyn BBQ is pretty crap.

t. park slope dad

>>11534771

>>11534645
"I checked the 200 active threads on /pol/ and found one that looks kinda silly."
Collectivism at work.

>>11537938
Yes! Haha! Funny!

>>11537534
>>11537538
I'm tired of seeing this pic in /int/, but only now did I truly realise that this nigger was taking a pic right in front of her in the middle of the bus. Lol

>>11538250
Train*

>>11537534
>>11537538
Fuuuuuuuck, I'm moving to Sweden and becoming a rapefugee.

>>11534645
i remember that thread too

was a good thread

>>11536206
DAD STOP POSTING ON MY SECRET PLACE!
I'm gonna set his lawn mower a 1/4" higher so he has to mow the lawn that much more often,that'll show him!

>>11535325
R.O.F.L.!

>>11537947
I know what I'm going to spend my good hubby points with. My wife's bf will bring it over next time he pleasures her.

>>11536594
Based

>>11534645
isn't people using smaller carts more a statement of how people don't shop all at one place anymore?

>>11537938
stay outta my shed

>>11540723

It's actually a statement on how, thanks to shareholders and corporate greed, regular people can't afford to fill a trolley anymore.

10 years ago I made 50k a year and $100 filled a big trolley. Now I make 52k a year and $100 barely fills a smaller trolley.

Meanwhile companies have gone from making 10s of millions to 100s of millions of not billions and are unironically saying due to the economy they can't pay bigger wages or avoid automation of staff.

Meanwhile they pay the already rich large dividends after paying their corporate level staff a million a year plus stock options and 5-10 million a year plus stock options where historically they made 100k and 1-3 million.

So where we regular staff, if we managed to keep our jobs, have had less than 5% wage growth and can barely afford the cost of living, rich shareholders have passive income out the ass from shares or owning the properties we pay exorbitant rent on, ceos and corporate staff have had 300-1000% increases in wage and had generous stock options added and to ensure the poor citizens stay poor the corrupt new corporate government make it impossible to get ahead from your current station so rich foreign investors can legitimize and launder their blood money from countries such as China, Russia and Iran and keep the poor down.

Not to forget the tens of thousands of jobs that have gone offshore to Manila and India so the companies can reduce staffing costs to ensure their profits are high enough that they can afford their 10 luxury cars, 5 holiday homes and 50 investment rental properties while we can't even afford to buy anymore.

Globalization is the reason the trolleys have gotten smaller.

>>11540780

And CEOs 1-3 million a year now 5-10**

>>11540780
Interesting.

Yesterday I did a quick grocery shop using a basket. I just grabbed some fruit, bread, some homebrew supplies and a few other impulse items and it added up to $60.
I actually had to read through the receipt to figure out how the fuck I spent $60.

>>11540790

If not more.

Plus where groceries used to come from smaller companies that were privately owned or family owned and so didn't need to make that extra 100% profit to continue to be lucrative to shareholders, so groceries were cheaper.

When our parents warned us lack of support for smaller companies would be bad for us, we should have listened. They saw what the other baby boomers were doing to strip us of the security they counted on growing up. Strong unions our grandparents fought tooth and nail for, penalty wages, free or cheap college education options, etc.

Made in China and Made in Mexico were warnings that we ignored to our detriment. Now we pay 10x more for electrical goods and instead of our brothers and sisters having good jobs and some form of security for the future, Chinese slaves make $1 an hour and try throw themselves from buildings and rich shareholders watch the dollars roll in.

The measure of success for a company used to be how well they treated their customer and how many staff they had available to service that customer.

Now you go to a bank that makes billions and wait an hour to see 1 of 2 available tellers after avoiding the 4 sales people. Ready to take your money, but not serve you once they have it.

Then you go to the grocery, and use the self serve checkout to serve yourself. Meanwhile the savings on staff don't get passed to you as the consumer, but go towards profits which go towards justifying corporate bonuses and shareholder dividends.

And people wonder why our generation is perpetually depressed. There is no community, no sense of individual identity and no opportunity.

>>11540813

Idk how old you are, but do you remember that 10 years ago things like cooking at home and home brew saved you money. You could buy a pizza for $10 or make one at home for $5, or buy a 6 pack for $15 bucks or brew 24 bottles for the same price.

Now because groceries are aimed at corporate chains feeding shareholders, cooking and homebrew is comparable in cost if not cost matched with buying from other companies.

As said, the same companies not providing opportunities for the communities that support them.

>>11540828

So fucking true, i made chicken wings the other day and after buying the ingredients it ended up costing me more than if I bought them from kfc. Confused the fuck out of me how they can make and sell chicken wings for less than i make them myself. Wtf!

>person asks for coffee
>ask them if they want regular or decaff
>they say regular
>start pouring their coffee
>"ya know, regular coffee is a lot like a pregnant cow"
>finish pouring
>look them straight in the eye
>"it still has the caff in it"

That is my bad coffee joke that I tell from time to time.

>>11540855
If your wings weren't substantially cheaper than KFC you were doing something very wrong, either in your cooking or in your math.

>>11540899

Or could be a different country to yours.

>>11540855
I doubt they're paying grocery store prices for their ingredients

>>11540899

Well after I bought a 12 wings, a bag of all purpose flour, the spices and herbs I didn't have from the recipe like garlic and onion powders or powdered sage and oil for deep frying, yes, it was significantly more expensive than KFC. You didn't do a retard thing like only consider the cost of the chicken vs KFC small wing packs did you?

>>11540932

Yep. Retard comfirmed. The guy I'm replying to is talking about how fucked it is that cooking is on par with buying premade stuff. I was agreeing with an example. Or are you that fucking retarded you feel it's ok that grocery stores charge as much of a markup on groceries thaty you must pay to prepare yourself vs a company that pays rent, staff costs, bills, taxes, etc.

>>11540933
No you are just an idiot is all. You don't price how much it cost you to buy all that shit in the first place. You only price for what you used. You don't have to pay for a 50lb sack of flour every time you use a cup.

>>11540814

This is why I support things like dollar shave club.

Why should I pay $50 for shaving shit from big brands through big shopping chains when I can save big. I hope more shit like that pops up.

Farmers markets are great too. You save a fortune on fruit and veg. Wish there was one for meat too.

>>11540976

No you're a retard.

>>11541003
faggot

>>11541009

Better to be gay than a retard LOL

>>11541003
Sorry bro but you are just wrong. Saying you have to pay for the entire bag of flour to use a bit is the same thing as saying it doesn't cost you anything if you already have the ingredients.

I can cook an entire turkey dinner for FREE right now complete with huckleberry pie for dessert.

>>11541011
retarded faggot

>>11540976

Definitely a soft brain. KFC use their bulk buying power to get ingredients cheaper than everyday people. Grocery chains used to use that same power to make home cooking cheaper than eating out.

Now it uses it to buy cheap and sell at a bigger profit, meaning that you pay more than KFC to make wings. How can you be so dense?

>>11541013

Outvoted. Bye retard.

>>11541012

See

>>11541046

>>11534513
Love this one

>>11541046
>you pay more than KFC to make wings.

Do you seriously think this is what the argument is about? Of course KFC can make them cheaper than you can. That doesn't mean you can't make them cheaper than they sell them for. I am looking at the menu right now and its $2.29 canadabux for 3 wings. That rounds to 75 cents each. If you can't make a chicken wing for under 75 cents then you have major problems.

>>11541129

You're a retard too. But you're Canadian, so it's expected lol

>>11541129

Also, that's EXACTLY what the argument is about you stupid cuck. Further evidence of your retardation, clearly you only glanced over recent comments.

>>11541158
So you are saying you cannot make wings for cheaper than KFC sells them for?

>b-but we are talking about who can make them for less

No we aren't faglord.>>11540855
> i made chicken wings the other day and after buying the ingredients it ended up costing me more than if I bought them from kfc.
>than if I bought them from kfc.

>>11534305
https://youtu.be/xso2oo35bYA

>>11541171

Leaving conversation as retarded mong be retarded asf.

>>11541189
>cant refute the point
>try and get the last word in and leave

heh

>>11541189
retarded gay faggot

I hate it when it happens.

>>11540890
Kinda funny, got any more?
Also, there's no bad jokes, only bad delivery.

>>11540890
That's a good dad joke.

>>11541290

>these save the planet vegans also donate money to the third world so they can "develop"

poetry

>>11540729

>>11540729
more like stay outta my board
fucking barneyfag

>>11534645
why do they have zero sense of humor?

>>11538331
no, bad anon. bad

>>11544449
I believe she did find it funny, that's why she posted it.
although, maybe not for the same reasons as you.

>>11534610
cringe

>>11534305
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>>11534370
You are cracking me up, Carol.

>>11535112
FUCKING KEK

>>11542726
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>>11540522
This fucking sucks ass. You're digesting "jokes" crafted by a marketing team.

>>11546256
You’re a fucking idiot

>>11546259
consumerist swine

>>11546265

See, in a place not overtaken by communism, we get to look at pictures of food and eat food.

>>11546281
what the fuck does that have to do with old, out of touch marketing execs making shitty memes in an attempt to make money off tards?

>>11546294
"consumerist swine" is something a dumb communist would say, commie.

>>11546301
i'm no commie. you can be a capitalist and still be critical of brainless idiots blindly buying into jewish marketing tactics.

>>11546294
Oh no I laughed at something not written by a room of New York City liberals! Forgive me!

>>11534610
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>>11536351
based

>>11546256
>You're digesting "jokes" crafted by a marketing team.

You seem to be implying that humor, and anything else for that matter, can only be genuine when created with zero intent to create a profit. That isn't actually what you mean, is it?

Those were shitty memes, sure, but a good joke is a good joke regardless of who comes up with it.

>>11537538
>when your bus ticket also gets you some free jacking material

>>11536543
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>>11534395
SOPA DE GATO UMA DELICIA

>>11547168
nice one

Boasting in epic bread

>>11547184

>>11538568
I was there too, think I replied. Some roastie sjw read my reply, I hope.

>>11536351
i really really really like this image

>>11540522
Top ramen more like top kek
Based Pringles

>>11534391
This man looks like he has given up on life

>>11537544
THE BARBECUE, DAHNALD. HAND IT OVER.

>>11540979
>dollar shave club
I bought a German safety razor, a badger brush, and a ludicrous amount of Israeli razor blades for $60. This was 5 years ago; I'm still working my way through the blades, and the razor itself will last a lifetime.