/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11531014
>it's an 'incel gets angry at random things on the internet and needs validation again' episode

>>11531026
Unironically huh?

>>11531014
>soyummy
>soy ummy
you just got found out

>>11531014
IM NOT A FUCKING CIRCUS COOKIEEEEEEEEEEE

>Perfect match for Taurus man
>He is generally considered to have the best match with Virgo (shortbread), Cancer (circus cookies, i.e. literal cancer), and Pisces (m&m cookies). The worst horoscope matches for Taurus man are Scorpio (literal garbage) and Leo (fucking oreos)
Being a macaron is suffering.

>>11531026
>incel
There's that word again.

>>11531014
i do love oreos, but the thin ones

>>11531014
>leo
>oreo
that's not oatmeal raisin...

>>11531014
>salted chocolate chip
You lost me with that salted part

>>11531095
>he doesn't sprinkle some sea salt on some freshly cooked choc chip cookies
The absolute state of Capricorns

>>11531095
You're easily in the top 3, doge anon.

>>11531014
Why is it ordered as 1, 2, 3, 12, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 4?

>>11531124
Huh?

>>11531014
I do love oreos

>>11531014
Im a pretty bland person full of barely coherent and general platitudes, so i guess it's true for me.

>>11531133
Some Pisces didn't want to be circus cookies and swapped with cancer, but they moved the name not the cookies

>>11531229
>Pisces are whiny and will throw a fit until they get their way, not caring that they fucked up the whole system
Checks out

>>11531175
heh, that's a good one man

heh...

>>11531063
>>11531071
>>11531143
Based Leo brothers

>>11531133
They're grouped vertically by their elements. Fire, earth, air water, in that order.

>>11531014
>M&M Cookie
I mean, I don't hate them, but I'd rather have half the other cookies listed before resorting to it.

>>11531039
haha get fucked cancer-boy

>>11531326
based belated leo bro

>>11531428
Saying that doesn't mean anything about the order. It just means they mixed up cancer and pisces in a way where they were still in the water element column.

>>11531439
>>11531326
All quality posts on this board are clearly from based Leos.

>>11531448

Have another Leo

>>11531428
Pisces doesn't go after Gemini or above Scorpio in that picture no matter which grouping scheme you try to use. If you're doing elements by order then Pisces and Cancer are the only ones mixed up. The other three columns are in order. If you do it by modality Pisces might make sense after Gemini but that's clearly not what the picture is ordering by since Ares and Taurus are before Gemini and make a 1,2,3 order with Ares being cardinal, Taurus being fixed, and Gemini being mutable, only to have Pisces which is also mutable.

>virgo
>shortbread

I mean, I do like shortbread but is that supposed to be a poke at my masculinity?

I’ve never had a stroopwafel but they sound fantastic

>>11531014
did the faggot that made this have a problem with scorpios or something

"Macaron" is not how you spell neither "Chocolate Chunk," "Oatmeal Raisin," nor "Macadamia."

>>11531014
>Virgo
Wow, it's rare for these things to actually be right

>>11531574
>I’ve never had a stroopwafel but they sound fantastic
They're OK. You can get them at a lot of convenience stores nowadays, like 7-Eleven or RaceTrac. If you've ever had a sugar wafer before (like the kind Keebler makes), stroopwafels are literally just that but in the shape of a circle and covered in syrup. If you haven't had a sugar wafer before, you could also use Kit Kats as a reference point. A Kit Kat minus the chocolate is a sugar wafer, and a stroopwafel minus the syrup is a sugar wafer.

>pb blossoms

>>11531014
>fucking fortune cookie
yeah, alright, whatever then

>>11531967
You're really bad at describing food. They're kind of dense, a little crumbly, but also super thin and in a waffle shape, with some caramel type shit between the two layers. They're not at all crunchy like a sugar wafer or a kit kat. My parents have friends from the Netherlands who would always bring them when they visited (these days you can find them almost anywhere in the states), but I only learned recently from Dutch anons here that you're supposed to put them over a mug of coffee to soften them up, which makes a lot of sense.

>>11531996
>You're really bad at describing food.
You're worse. You gave me some vague descriptors that mean nothing irt flavor, he gave me real world, more common examples that I can use as a reference guide. Reading his post I can get a sense of their taste. Reading your post I get a sense of how they look and feel.

>>11531996
Sugar wafers aren't crunchy. And kit kats minus the chocolate wouldn't be crunchy either.

>>11532018
He said syrup, I said caramel. I'm right, and if caramel isn't a real world, common example I don't know what to say.
>>11532403
>kit kats minus the chocolate wouldn't be crunchy either
This is just crazy talk.

>>11531666
Satan is right. Macarons are too fussy and flouncy for Taurus, they should be a reliable and satisfying cookie that puts substance over style.

>>11532432
>He said syrup, I said caramel.
It's treacle syrup you autist. It's caramelized and it's a syrup.
>This is just crazy talk.
I don't think you understand what "crunchy" means, especially since you somehow believe sugar wafers are crunchy. Sugar wafers dissolve into nothingness without even needing to apply pressure. They're not fucking Chex Mix.

>no Maple leafs anywhere

>>11531014
>M&M cookie
Fucking no

>>11531014
I hate fortune cookies tho

>>11531014
Aries is the most bitter? I guess that's true

>>11531014
>sagittarius
>just discovered and fell in love with stroopwafels

thats weird

>Oreo

How the fuck do they know? They have to be saturated in milk, though.

>>11531039
>literally cancer

>>11532561
The triple chocolate cookie’s use of chocolate past the point where chocolate is appropriate mimics the Arian tendency to solve unsuccessful uses of brute force by applying even more brute force.

why is aries not some annoying complicated cookie that nobody even likes enough to think it's worth the effort to make?

>>11531039
>IM NOT A FUCKING CIRCUS COOKIEEEEEEEEEEE
I believe you, cancer-bro. There's compelling evidence this image has been tampered with by a pisces:
>>11531133
>>11531229

>>11532656
Because Aries is an annoying simple cookie.

>>11532656
>why is aries not some annoying complicated cookie that nobody even likes enough to think it's worth the effort to make?
Aries isn't complicated. It's the sign of primal simplicity.
>>11532601
>Oreo
>How the fuck do they know?
https://www.mondelezinternational.com/en/~/media/MondelezCorporate/Uploads/downloads/OREO_Fact_Sheet.pdf
Oreo is literally the best selling cookie brand in the world. So no matter where you put it on the chart you would get lots of people agreeing with it.

>>11532656
>>11532680
>>11532683
I would have made Aries a gingersnap. Very single-tone flavor, kinda spicy, rough around the edges.

>>11532683
Being famous for being famous is very Leo.

>>11532667
Lmao that's literally what it is

Just gave me a reason to hate Pisces with Gemini's too.

>>11532717
Yup. By sloppily switching their name with cancer's to try to avoid the stigma of circus cookies, whoever that pisces was just proved to everyone how they are in fact the circus clown sign.
>Also yes, pic related was a pisces too.

>>11531014
add another row and make it a myers briggs chart

>>11531014
>No cookie for Ophiuchus
Claiming this space for almond cookies and there's nothing you can do about it

Well I like Stroopwaffeln but I feel like they don't fit in with the rest.

>>11533370
I'm sag and stroopwafels are lovely they definitely aren't sugar wafers like the other retards said they're like soft cookies filled with syrup or caramel and you have em with a nice cup o coffee

>>11533488
What the fuck is this shit? Taurus is in no way any of 'coke.' I sure am glad tumblr got taken off the app store

>>11533488
shit image, I’d expect better from a sag

>>11531967

>eats a 7 eleven 39 cent stroopwaffel
>is surprised its underwhelming

Americans dont ruin my stroop

Nope.. I'm a pisces and my favorite is oatmeal raisin. Then sugar cookies. M,&Ms aren't even close.

>Triple Chocolate

>>11532751
Guess who else is a Pisces?

Fuck 'em, makes perfect sense. All clowns and freaks.

>>11531574
They are. Put them on a hot cup of coffee and let the caramel melt.

>>11531014
>fortune cookie

>no sugar cookies
Absolute trash

>>11531014
>Aquarius is a bland ass fortune cookie
Yeah, well fuck you too!
I hope who ever made this gets two kinds of cancer.

>tfw based triple chocolate

>>11531457
Based astrothot

Also, as a pisces, we're clearly more circus cookie than m&m cookie. While cancer sucks, pisces are a bunch of pathetic garbage clowns.

>cancer
>stuck with 2nd or 3rd worst cookie

as always, astrology is bullshit.

>>11534640
A Pisces edited that so no worries

>>11531014
>compost cookie
That doesn't sound appetizing.

>>11531014
Completely fucking wrong.

>>11531014
>triple chocolate
I’m not complaining.

>>11531014
>aries
>don't like chocolate very much
>cookie with 3 times the chocolate

>>11535114
>he doesn’t enjoy a good compost cookie after a dump dinner

>>11531014
>Taurus and mararon

Yeah, accurate enough but I'm pretty sure a Taurus would eat any/all of those cookies.

>>11531055
Shut up, NPC

>>11531014 (OP)
>Taurus and macaron

Yeah, accurate enough but I'm pretty sure a Taurus would eat any/all of those cookies.

>>11531014
>Pisces
>Is actually attracted to Leo and Virgo
Get your lazy gypsy bullshit out of here. Even Chinese fortune telling is more accurate than this. You might as well roast some children's bones and tell me who the next tsar of Russia will be. Well, actually it's Putin, I mean the next one.

>>11534464
You mean the circus cookies?

>>11535826

>>11531014
Even if Pisces and Cancer were switched, I would much rather be switched with Taurus or Gemini than Pisces

Circus cookies are lame, but I really dislike M&Ms

>>11535114
>That doesn't sound appetizing.
It's just a cookie where you throw in whatever random last bits of ingredients you have sitting around that you want to use but don't have enough of to make something based around any one of them alone. It's a good choice for Scorpio because the Taurus-Scorpio axis is for property (Taurus) vs. debt (Scorpio). Or to put it another way, the opposite sign is the relative 'Libra' of the sign it's opposite to, so its subject matter will amount to the focus sign's topic as it concerns others (Libra) instead of yourself (Aries) e.g. Leo is the sign of subjectivity /exhibitionism while its opposite Aquarius is the sign of objectivity (the other as as a subject) / voyeurism (the other as an exhibit).
So back to Scorpio it's the sign of debt because debt is about the money (Taurus) of others. It's also a sign of catharsis (loss of property), where both the sting that releases you from living and the orgasm of the 'little death' (petite mort) involve an expulsive / eliminative process opposite the possessive / persistent Taurus disposition. Compost is a very Scorpionic topic where you take these leftover remains and purge them from your possession, letting them fertilize something else's life.

>>11531014
librafag here. i'd probably go for the triple chocolate. although i grew up on pb blossoms. i miss my grammaw

yaaaasss i'm virgo and that's my favorite cookie

i finally got a kitchen scale sop hopefully i can nail it when i try bkaing some this xmas

>>11531014
always wanted to make pb blossoms

>>11531014
>Aries
Totally fine with this.

>>11531014

Kitchen sink cookie is a way cuter name than compost cookie >:c I will keep calling myself that

>>11531014
But im Gemini and i hate black and white cookies, but i love french macaroons

I'm a libra and PB blossoms are among my favorite cookies. My mother used to make them around this time of year. She passed away, and I haven't had them since. I should bake some myself sometime.

>>11533488
I know. They're really popular where I live and they're pretty much my favourite sweet. However, it just doesn't feel right to call them cookies. I'm missing any good criteria something has to meet to be called a "cookie", so I can't give a good reason. Tasty stuff nonetheless.

>>11535826
FUCK YOU

>>11535843
they are awesome, circus cookies suck just like Pisces who wouldn't accept that.

>>11531014
Libra needs to be oatmeal raisin.

>>11531071
this.

>>11534500
I think we should be the fortune cookie, because

1) fortune cookies are crappy cookies and

2) we’re so fucking directionless that we need a cookie to tell us what to do

>>11531666
>Oatmeal Raisin
my guy

>>11531014
i hate fortune cookies wtf

>>11531014
I prefer sugar cookies or peanut butter cookies

>>11536858
Fuck off, nobody really wants oatmeal raisin. Libras want chocolate chocolate chip you faggot.

>>11531014
I do enjoy PB Blossoms and am libra.

>>11531666
>>11537029
/co/ here, don't trust oatmeal raisin.

>>11537359
So she spent weeks knitting the word gotcha into a shirt in the off chance that before the guy died he would confront her the second before death and she would be able to hold it up just in time? Like he wouldn’t be in the bathroom sick or something? Comics are so fucking stupid it pisses me off.

>>11537371
I think she was crocheting while she was cooking them, waiting for them to cook, letting them cool, and talking to him further about who he was and shit waiting for the poison to kick in. Crocheting is quicker. Doesn't look like it's on a shirt, like a plain flat she already had.

Anyways just Aunt May being terrifying.

>>11531014
>Leo
>Oreo
No

>>11531326
Ayyy leo masterrace

>>11531014
I'm always sad at how few Taurus there are in astrology threads.

>>11538051
Probably just ashamed to admit it lol
t. based Leo

>>11531014
>MæM cookies
>Circus cookies
>FUCKING KOMPOST cookies

Explain thyself

>>11538195
Explain what? What person are you asking this and what are you even asking?

>>11531574
absolutely coffee kino m8
Buy some on amazon, Verweij brand, not the other ones, trust me on this. It's worth it to get the good stuff. I've never seen this brand in stores but it's my favorite and we order a big pack 2-3 times a year.

>>11531989
>>11532513
>>11534280
>>11534464
>>11537175
My Aquarian brethren!

>>11531014
I fixed it so the Pisces get what they deserve for being gay sprinkle faggots. (also removed the shill tag)