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Help /ck/!!
I'm in charge of meals this week and my pregnant wife is very picky with her sensitivities right now, and wants something "fresh and home cooked" that is different from what I've been cooking for her the last few months.

I'm now at my wit's end. So I'm asking for ideas I can cook quickly after I get home from work.

Must be non-dairy. Beef or pork only for meat. And no noodles or pasta as I've made that a lot last month and she's sick of it.

Help me obi wan /ck/enobi, you're my only hope

>> No.11527170

Just make a sandwich with a shitload of pickles and mayo

>> No.11527193

>>11527161
Do you want her to keep the baby or are you covertly trying to force an abortion?

>> No.11527197
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>>11527161

>> No.11527198

>>11527161
Have you asked your wife’s bull?

>> No.11527207

>>11527161
Make sure to tell her she's getting fat.

>> No.11527224
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>>11527161
Rosemary braised lamb, paired with Ginseng-peppermint leaf tea and St. John's Wort the flavors compliment each other well and go with a medley of sides like minty peas. Give it to her twice a week and your issue will resolve itself within the month.

>> No.11527248

>>11527193
If he's smart he'd flush that shit out before it come out.

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>> No.11527329

>>11527198
haha what if the baby is BLACK

LMAO

>> No.11527361

>>11527207
This. Make sure you're telling her this every day. and remember to flush the parasite :)

>> No.11527412

>>11527329
Probably is.

>> No.11527453

>>11527329
That wouldn't make sense, asshole. The doctor said the baby will likely be half black. So fuck you.

>> No.11527639

>>11527453
Is your doctor also black btw?

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? What's with all the animals replying?
You can try broiled porkchop with hot potato salad
Pork loin bites in a pan with oven fries and a greens salad
Roasted pork chunk(s) with root vegetable puree
Come on lad you can think of something

>> No.11528011

>>11527971
Disgusting. Do pregnant women really eat that?

>> No.11528294

How about some nice swordfish steaks?