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TJ's Soyrizo
The ultimate health food. Delicious. Ethical. Tasteful. Elegant.
Easy to cook. Impossible to resist.
Better for the environment. Better for your health. Better for your weight.
Simply better.
Choose Soyrizo every time.

>> No.11521754

>>11521743
Now this is epic /pol/ bait.

>> No.11522116 [DELETED] 
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>>11521743
Sage

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>>11522116
>no cholesterol, great for fighting heart disease
>low saturated fats
>high in protein and vitamins
>delicious and spicy
It goes great in chili, tacos and burritos, and even sloppy joes.

For me it's Trader Joe's Soy Chorizo

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For me it's No Evil Chorizo.
Because animal cruelty is evil.

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I love eating meat and soyrizo!

>> No.11522241

>>11521743
pork chorizo > soy chorizo > beef chorizo

>> No.11522247

>>11521743
Soyboys are bitchy queens

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>>11522247
You can't have any because you are a fatboy. No healthfood for fatboy.

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>>11522251
F... FUCK

>> No.11522288

Soyrizo is actually good

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>>11522241
I'm not a fan of unhealthy chorizo. I need the delightful, healthy, flavourful, distinct taste of Trader Joe's Soy Chorizo.

>> No.11522348

How processed is it?

>> No.11522951

>>11521743
It must feel good shoving a delicious, healthy and ethical soyrizo into your boipucci knowing that you are supporting the greater good, shedding tears as the soyrizo crumbles apart within you and you immediately grow tits as your dick falls off.

>> No.11523017

>>11521743
Based
>>11522951
Fatboy

>> No.11523161

What the fuck is the casing?

>> No.11523166

>>11523017
fat cock in your soyboy ass

>> No.11523173

>>11523161
it's just goop in a plastic tube
fuck soyrizo

>> No.11523302

>>11523166
Fatgayboy

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>>11521743
Psh. $0.98 cents. Nothing personal kid.

>> No.11523511

>>11523312
>eating pigdicks

>> No.11523513

>>11523511
Actually they are made from lymph nodes / salivary glands

>> No.11523519

>>11523513
It's probably 30% soy. Also TJs soyrizo is $1.50.

>> No.11523706

>>11523519
It's not, and soyrizo fucking sucks. Texture of runny shit and bland as shit taste.

>> No.11524619

Soy is not ethical since you're indirectly killing small wild animals instead of eating a larger animal bred for that purpose

>> No.11524632

>ethical consumerism

>> No.11524648

>>11521743
>soy chorizo
America.
Enough said.

>> No.11525383

>>11523706
Wrong

>> No.11525396

>>11521743
Eating shit this processed isn't healthy. Tofu is insanely processed otherwise I'd eat it. Soyboi shit is a meme.

Nice bait tho

>> No.11525415

>>11525396
>soy
>spices
>processed
Lmao

>> No.11526814

>>11525396
Tofu is not processed you retard. Imagine thinking a pressed bean is processed.

>> No.11526823

>>11526814
>>11525415
soy has become such pol bait that those baited don't even know what soy is anymore

>> No.11526829

>>11526814
The beans are soaked, ground, the milk strained off and heated then a coagulant like calcium sulfate is added. After it forms curds, the remaining liquid is strained and the curds are pressed. So yeah, it's processed.

t. has made his own tofu

>> No.11526844

>>11526829
do you understand what type of processing makes foods unhealthy?

Technically cooking something is processing it.

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>>11526844
Technically adding water to it is processing it.
Most organic tofu has two ingredients. Soy and water.

TJs Soyrizo:
Ingredients
Textured soy protein, water, distilled vinegar, salt, spices, red pepper, garlic.

SooOOoOooOOoooOo processed

>> No.11526871

>>11526859
hey man, you were referring to the process of making tofu, not TJs specifically.

I think you're just trying to deflect after knowing that you're hyperbolic statements can come bite you in the ass

>> No.11528271

>>11521743
Know how I know you're low t?

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>>11521743
Also "soy chorizo" means" I'm chorizo". saying "soyrizo" defeats the clever label.

>> No.11528279

>>11526829
>>11526859

yah you bitch, deleting your post

>> No.11528413

>>11521743
Tijuana doesn't have soyrizo gringo.