/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*niggers

>>11520831
Thank god, OP. You wouldn't want them as customers anyway. How much DOES that burger cost?

looks shit.

how can you tell when a black guy is well hung?
when you can't put a finger between his neck and the rope.

How much do the burgers cost? I mean, ground beef is cheap, all the ingredients are fairly cheap, any burger place should at least have a basic burger offered for about two dollars or so. It's fine to price up fancy or super big or specialty shit if you think it's worth it, but still offer some small basic burgers

>>11520831
That doesn't look very high quality...

IS that American cheese, instead of Cheddar? Also are those buns even steamed or toasted at all?

>>11520831
This wasn’t funny the first hundred times it’s been posted

>>11520850
>>11520863
See for yourself at our website.

www.ronniesburgers.com

>>11520875
Low quality self shill. Die jewboi

>>11520850
$14.88 for the meal
$8.22 for the sandwich

>american plastic 'cheese'
>quality
yikes

>>11520885
It's just lame copypasta. Probably has nothing to do with the burger place.

I know this is pasta but I actually have this happen at my butcher shoppe.
>*smacking lips*
>how come these beefs the same thing but ones more expensive
>>... that is the chuck grinds, specifically made from chuck. It's a higher quality than the other random bench trip
>hol' up you mean the other stuff is just random shit?
>>...well no I-
>fuck kind of scam artist shit you got goin' on here fucker
>3.99 a pound of ground sir-lohin bullsheeet
>them fillet mignon are fuckin' tiny too, you should cut them bigger like these sir-lohin bottoms
>you cook these here?
>got any discounts?
Fuckers. They're not even black too.

>>11520895

>>11520850
>>11520863
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>>11520892
it's old stale pasta you fucking newfags
same picture and everything

>>11520892
Disgusting homo from an effeminate country detected.

>>11520831
Lol I loved that shit when I worked at a restaurant

>Hey how much is this item ?
>It's $X
>WHAT THE FUCK I COULD GET THAT SAME THING FOR THIS MUCH AT PLACE Y

THEN FUCKING GO THERE

>>11520939
fuck off retard

The relationship between blacks and the McDonalds dollar menu is fucking hilarious

>>11521150
He isnt wrong newfag.

>>11521163
nice samefag, retard

>>11520831
just put up a sign that says Whites Only
problem solved

4CHANEL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ADVERTISER FRIENDLY

>>11521225
Kek

>>11521178
>only a samefag can identify me as a newfag
No it is pretty easy, faggot.

Man, that is a classic.
I don't even remember the name of the place.
Ronnie's Burgers? Something with R

>>11521286
Robert's Aspergers

>>11520831
ancient pasta

>>11520831
based niggers

>>11520831
>tomato on bottom
>quality """"burger""""
not in this lifetime.

>>11521225
As long as /v/ /vg/ /a/ /tv/ /sp/ and /mu/ exsist 4channel won't care about such a useless tiny board posting one offs, the money is in the larger boards.

>>11520887
that is quite expensive for a burger, they better be fucking good

>>11521536
Let me guess your address includes Martin Luther King?

>>11520887
>14/88
>8/22
Terrible bait.

>>11521585
>that 12 year old autist who doesn't know the difference between a joke and bait

>>11521561
heyyyy cowarrrddddd iii hattee youuu

>>11521337
/tv/ isn't advertiser friendly whatsoever
it's the /pol/ of 4channel

>>11521225
lmao fuck gook moot, worse admin than moot

>>11521597
One dedicated janny and /tv/ is done for.

>Dammit, boy, you told me the four channels would buy our burgers if you told them we hate nigras
>I don't understand, pappy, it works for Chick-fil-ah!

>>11520892
I'll agree that it doesn't taste nearly as good but fake plastic crap melts the best.

>>11520892
lurk moar faget

>>11520887
oh so your dad owns a five guys, got it.

>>11521674
Kyle Blanchard is a fool.

>>11520831
Fucking niggers.

>>11521599
Based pepebee poster.

>>11520911
Are they wannabe niggers then?

>>11521763
No just normal humans like you and I.

>>11520887

>>11520831
Likely story op

>>11521763
>only black people ask for discounts

Do you never leave your mother's basement?

>>11520831
I think your burgers are fairly priced, Bob.

>>11520892
Low IQ newfag redditor.

>>11520831
I like this story because it confirms my preconceptions about black people.

>>11523066
More like confirms innumerable personal experiences with black people. Sure, they're not ALL like that, but holy shit an awful lot of them are.

>>11523099
black people take up a reasonable amount of space in public and always smell good

i will share my single most shameful moment at a "restaurant".
>be me, 12-15
>at black eye pea with mom and granparents after church
>mom was forcing me to go to church during this time
>food comes out, we are all eating, just a normal lunch
>a few minutes later, grandma finds fly in her brown gravy
>everyone literally saw fly go into her gravy, this was not the kitchens fault
>grandma bitches out waiter
>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?! HOW WILL YOU MAKE THIS RIGHT?!
>waitress apologizes repeatedly, is obviously flustered
>grandma continues to antagonize
>waitress begins to tear up a bit, goes to manager
>manager comes out and guarantees there are no flies in his kitchen
>grandma say she wont let grandpa pay for meal
>eventually they give in, comp everything
>walk out of restaurant in shame with waiters and waitresses snickering

awful fucking experience. i felt so bad

>>11521891
https://www.ronniesburgers.com/menu

>>11523132
Do black people only smell bad to white people?

>>11523181
Asians think they reek too.
Just because a skunk can't smell its own funk doesn't mean other species can't.

>>11523132
They almost always smell like rancid oil, like a deep fryer that's never been changed.

>>11523200
>eat KFC every day
>smell like the fryer at KFC

>>11520887

$15 USD ?
Really ?
LA, NY or CA
Your burgers restaurant.

>>11523197
Literally every ethnicity smells weird to all other ethnicities. I am sure white people smell bad to someone to.

>>11524987
I spent a lot of time in Korea and Japan and became good friends with a number of them and they told me they think whites smell like sour milk. Otoh, I never noticed asians to have any body odor other than koreans whose breath always smelled like garlic. But if I ate korean food, I never noticed it.

>>11520887
>people not understanding this or actually being redditniggers
its so hard to tell

>>11521613
They can't even stop bane posting... not that I want that

>>11520831
Niggers should be rounded up and be placed into behavioral reprogramming camps where they either begin acting like human beings or they get domesticated with a whip

>>11525030
Especially in Canada. There's so many in the major cities.

>>11525030
'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'

>>11520862

The term is hanged you fucking cretin.

>>11521020
>thinking being effeminate or homo is an insult
End yourself, bigot

>>11525060
found the failed male

>>11525043
Hello retard. I can only assume that your post was bait, as no one can possibly be that stupid. However, since irony is lost on millennials, I will explain the joke so that others don't read your comments and then pass it off as the truth.

Blacks are believed to have large cocks. A term used for someone who has a large penis (and has never been applied to you) is "well hung". So the joke here is that you think the teller is about to say something funny about penis size, but then it turns out that well hung is a reference to lynching! Oh man, I didn't see that one coming! The joke doesn't work if you use correct grammar anon.

Now you can go back to your autism and dakaimuras, you fucking faggot.

>>11525181
he was well lynched
well hanged
the only thing "hung" is olympic athletes from rings

>>11525181
This. Was too lazy to type all this up, but thank you for doing it. That other anon thought he was being so clever because he knows that someone who died on the gallows was "hanged" and not "hung" to death.

>>11525221

So the joke doesn't work unless you're stupid. Got it.

>>11525030
Why is the poor bird in a clamp?

>>11521329
You mean
>Tomato at all

>>11525181
But someone who was hanged isn’t hung. He was hanged.

>>11525193
>>11525235
>>11525287
C O P E
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>>11525181
>tl;dr my cringe joke relies on the usage of terrible English which immediately gives away the fucking punchline regardless
maybe people will laugh next time anon

>>11525563
HIS JOKE WAS UNGRAMMATICAL AND THEREFORE NOT FUNNY
I CANT LAUGH WHEN MY CIRCUIT BOARD IS OVERLOADED WITH ILLOGICAL POSTS

>>11520831
Ahhh
My time machine worked.

>>11525579
>HIS
(You)'res
>JOKE WAS UNGRAMMATICAL AND THEREFORE NOT FUNNY
Correct anon.
>A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Pro-tip: jokes work when they are rooted in notions and language common to all parties. A joke can bomb horribly if that set-up isn't done properly, as was the case here.
Pro-tip 2: berating your audience for not laughing at your flawed joke is assbackwards and a sign of a failed comedian, work on your material anon

>>11520831
>Wholesale bun
>Cheap mince patties
Wouldn't pay more than two bucks.

>>11520887
We must secure the existence of quality burgers

>>11525639
>mince patties
Vs? What manner of beef do you use for burgers?

good I enjoy paying extra for things just so i know poor people can't afford them.

>>11520831
looks like wendies with a some nasty ass sauce on the bottom, also the bun looks trash

>>11520831
>cheese touches tomatoes ans pickles

>>11520887
SHEEEEEITTT

>>11521225
HIROMOOT BTFO

>>11523181
Its so blind people can hate them too.

>>11525060
>cries in 42% suicide rate

>>11525040
>amren
laughingjournalists.docx

>>11521225
Hiroshima got Nagasakied again

>>11520831
white people lol
Does your daddy sells homemade ice too?