/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>literally shit eating sea bugs
Wow so taste such delicious

>>11503927
>surf and turf is now Philipino

>>11503927
thats not 'culture'

that's cooking stuff and dumping it on a banana leaf

looks like a spread for retards who can't be allowed to have utensils or plates because that's too confusing for them

>>11503958
>can't be allowed to have utensils or plates

maybe they're mentally unstable? felons?

100% more festive than Thanksgiving

>>11503959
hahahaha. grabbing fistfuls of noodles is the best

>>11503927
Ah, yes. Filipino """""""""food""""""""".

>>11503958
>>11503963
>>11503967
>I've never been to banquet that wasn't pre-plated.
Jesus.

>>11503991
>i've never been on a street that wasn't pre-shitted

lol Filipinos like food retired Chinamen like.

>>11503927
wtf is this carnist mess
>>11503929
unappetizing layout
>>11503938
unappetizing layout
>>11503952
looks amazing
>>11503957
looks like it tastes better than it looks
>>11503959
lazy
>>11503964
looks good
>>11503969
best so far

Wow a shit load of cold food

>>11503927
Nice

>me on the right

>>11503940
>dogeposting
Do you think this is Facebook in 2013?

> A bunch of murdered animal carcases spread across a table like an open grave

This is what you call philipine "culture?" What a shit country with shit people.

lrn2farm savages.

>>11504139
Such angery! Wow!

>>11504149

Why do you think flips are considered the "niggers" of asia?

>>11504165
Browner, bigger lips, and larger penises than the neighbors

>>11504165

Cause they steal everything that's not bolted down?

It has culture, that doesn't mean it's good.

>>11504188
Such spread
Only in the Philippines

>>11504188

Reminds me of this. filthy carni shitskin cultures.

>>11503938
Literally looks like a retarded whitetrash "boil" from the gulf coast, lol!

>>11504193

MMMMmmmmmm, looks delicious!

>>11504193

>>11503927
Philipine food is ok, but subtract brown sugar, soy sauce, and garlic powder and most of your dishes would cease to exist. But for me its Pancit Bihon.


Also don't eat pork and drink chocolate milkshakes before riding a liberty boat.

>>11504283
What are the pink eggs?

>>11504294
Salted eggs

>>11504341
Salted duck eggs

>>11504376

>>11504138
Too old for 4chan? (me too)
Is that your waifu next to you?
Good looking food. Is it 4 weddings?

>>11503927
Fuck off flip, no-one likes you.

>>11503927
>dump a bunch of seabugs onto a trash bag on the lawn
>culture

>>11503927
i used to live with a flip family in CA. loved it when they'd throw birthday parties and things, we'd just eat fucktons of oysters with hot sauce and little sausages and things.

>>11504944
not your blog

Worked with a bunch of Filipinos. Really fun people and got the job done.

Why is there so much hate for them on /ck/? Some sort of asian jealousy? Pissed that Palawan has better looking women?

>>11503927
That looks good as fuck but I don't think that's a filipino thing

>>11504948
fuck you asshole

>>11504949
Much like Hatians, nobody really likes Flipininos.

>>11504725
>Is it 4 weddings?
No it's for shootings

>>11504996
This, plus to keep it board related their food is an atrocious joke.

My gfs family is Filipino and I've had lechon and pancit and they were both really good.

The rest of the food is shit. Like a crappier and sweeter Chinese food with horrible texture.

Jollibee us fucking disgusting though

>>11505818
>lechon
Not even really a flip food, they got that from the Spanish.

>>11505809
Haitian food is pretty bad too. It's subsistence cuisine that's the problem but I could be wrong.

>>11505852
Flip food is curiously awful because they're an archipelago in SEA, so you'd think they would have access to fresh seafood and tropical foods like the rest of SEA (which tends to have really excellent food) and to top it off they were colonized by Spain and China (and had some cultural influence from Mexico), all good food cultures. How their food ended up so revolting is really a mystery, they had all the possibilities for good cuisine and just squandered all of it.

>>11504138
Did you archive COMPED shooter?

>>11503927
Love how the Pacific islands serve fucking feasts, no shame for destroying

>>11503927
Lumpia is pretty tasty. Pancit can be good too.
Rest of it is really weird shit.

>>11505802
No Taco Bell. That's hand-grenade fishing at its best!

>>11503927
>a pile of random shit dumped on leaves
>cuisine

seafood looks like it was just boiled/grilled plain

>>11505886
They destroyed all of the fisheries with hand grenades.

Whoopie, anyone can steam a bunch of shit, grill some meat, literally throw vegetables on it and place it on a Matt

It looks good, but it's just food. Not pinoy food.

this thread is the culinary equivalent of ugly American women insisting Sabina Altynbekova isn't that pretty

what about this makes it Philippino food culture? serving it on a leaf?

>>11504349
>>11504283
these check out, the best Filipino food however is made with the leftover lechon
>>11506458
dumb phoneposter

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/best-fast-food-fried-chicken/

Jollibee has unironically the 3rd best chicken in America. Just as good as Popeye's in my opinion.

>>11503940
Der Flyover strikes again

>>11503940
either muslim or buttmad about seafood allergies

The hate for flip food is palpable. Face it faggots chefs are saying flip food os the next big thing in the west. You fags havent even tried it yet.

Flip Food truly has become a /ck/ meme to shit on for some weird reason.

People either think its godlike or think its shit. Ot a very divisive cuisine.

I assume all the people itt are Americans, I dont think Yurop jas tried flip food at all.

You guys are retarded. All of this looks great.

>>11507378
hating flip food comes about because flips can speak english and like to come on here and constantly post about their 100% irrelevant(even in their own region) country/culture

also the cuisine is mediocre tier but not any more than lets say cambodia or laos

>>11503940
shut the fuck up you tendie eating neet

>>11507437
>All of these murdered animals on a table look great.

I'm pretty sure most people from evolved cultures would throw up if they saw a table of dead carcasses tossed on it like that.

>>11504139
I bet you liek eating mudkipz

>>11504949
flips are the mexicans of asia

>>11504138
is that what thousands of dollars of comped sushi looks like?

Can you really claim that a country has a food "culture" if only 0.0001% of the population can afford such food?

>>11504949
>Worked with a bunch of Filipinos. Really fun people and got the job done.

They're basically the equivalent of your american Niggers. Flips can be fun at parties, but they'll also end up stealing shit out of your dresser and likely some silverware as well.

>>11503927
every region technically has culture, in the phillipines it just happens to be doing heroin then killing your dealer for his heroin and being elected president for killing and doing drugs

Lol at Americans recreating ethnic food.
>get recipe
>if no meat, inject a bunch of meat in the recipe
>if already has meat, multiply the amount of meat by 1000 times
>present it as authentic recipe
>peasant foot plate that should cost $3 now costs $25 to make
Just look at Americans making ramen or pho. More meat in the bowl than broth and noodle together. Or pizza for that matter.

>>11507485
2/10 apply yourself

>>11507525
Obsessed and seething is no way to go through life, faggot.

>>11503940
Do you figuratively eat them?

>>11503927
Dunno if the right pic is gonna upload, but this bottled spiced coconut vinegar from Phil is incredibly delicious, I recommend it to anybody. The woman at the shop told me there's a less hot version rebranded for America, can't remember what it's called.

>>11507473
Filipino food is great and you're a nigger
>>11507505
t. flyover faggot

>>11507612
i lived in the Philippines for 6 months of the last 3 years so i know more than most. Filipino food is below average in any metric.

>>11504294
virgin boy eggs

>>11507525
>implying muricans go anywhere near organ meat.
>implying they don't substitute proper meat aspic with Jello.
>implying they can eat non-kosher meat
>implying they can taste the food if they don't cover it in HFCS or salt.
>implying food in murica (except carbs and subsidized corn syrup) isn't always massively overpriced.

>>11503940
You have to be, at the minimum, 18 years of age to post here

I like dinuguan a lot. You guys, too? It's pork blood stew made with a lot of vinegar and hot chili. Mark Wiens eats it in Hawaii and one of his Philippines videos. Mike Chen, too, I think.

>>11504138
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>>11503927
dont these savages know what plates are ?

>>11503969
ah, nothing beats eating raw cucumber, okra, half of a tomato, some white rice, a really shitty cut of meat, random yellow things, and various shrimp with your bare hands

>eating seafood
>ever
Seafood smells and tastes like putrid fish meat left to rot in the sun for weeks. Predictably, it's also really dangerous to eat. I'm astonished this shit is even considered edible.

>>11503927
do people say that at all? lumpia? pancet? for fucks sake.

>flip food is bad I swear!
No it isnt. Adobo, Lumpia, Pancit, Lechon is great.

>>11508572
I bet wherever you live it doesn't touch the ocean

>>11508572
(you)

>>11504165
>the "niggers" of asia
Who's talking about the Chinks?

>culture
You know the indian shitskins dump all their food on banana leaves for big gatherings too right?
Fucking op is retarded.
They cook the same shit as that too when they aren't making curry. Go look up village food factory or any other indian cooking youtube

I didn't know poo in loos and flips shared the same "culture" . This is quite the discovery OP
https://youtu.be/MoEeipxv_DQ

>>11507525
>get online
>see a bunch of food displays on tables with banana leaves
>see meat
>AMERICANS!
Enjoy your hard turnips Vlad.

>>11503929
It’s called "Boodle Fight". Everyone lines up, somebody says "ready set go!" and everyone dives in like pigs. The "winner" is the person who makes the biggest glutton of himself. Fuck ingredients disgusting. Great culture Flips.

>>11510357
Should've read: Fucking disgusting.

I love flip food
t. from Wyoming

>>11510792
No one lives in Wyoming.

>>11503927
Better than niggers and faggots at least

>>11503927
I bet you dont even know what that thing is called

>>11503927

I think it's one stunted filipino beta boi that's doing all these flip threads. Irrelevancy must hurt.

You're all tiny and weak and you look like the rape baby of a dog and a monkey was hit in the face with a skillet.

>>11503927
Looks like they don't have any plates or utensils either... Bunch of animals.

>>11504178
No, you retard, that's all of continental asia.

>>11505902
no
What am I... autistic?

>>11503927
Flip food is nothing but a bastardized fusion of Latino and Asian cuisine.
Lots of pork, crustaceans, fish, rice, noodles, jungle fruits.
Nothing special or spectacular.

Reminder that Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world.

>>11503954
I haven't seen another culture that presents their food this way.

What about the desserts..?

>>11512897
ay yo, post the tits in the santa hat there on the top row, fifth from the right. i'll give you my secret chicken thigh recipe

Are Philippinos even people?

>>11514269
not as far as im aware

>>11503927
>everything adobo
Gee nice "culture" you guys have here.

The country is "Phillipines", with a ph. The race is "filipino", with an f. Are you people illiterate?

>>11513523
Sounds good to me, ningo

>>11513661
Mochi?

>>11503927
Doesn't seem that special, it's just what everyone has been doing forever.

>>11513725
That's his wife

>>11509493
Chinks arent niggers as their society is a thousand times more advanced than filipinos. Chinks are just soulless

>>11515176
grandmommy's milkers please!

>>11515176
you the man
>glass dish that's been lightly brushed with oil.
>unfold the chicken butts (to cook evenly) and bunch all together in the dish
>brown sugar and spices (lately I've just been using salt and pepper on brokefag college status)
>don't be afraid to throw in some tropical fruits and jerk
>oil spray little streams, not spray-spray or whatever it's called
cook that bitch high and fast, or relatively low and slow. you choose.I try to drain the fat about 3 quarters of the way though cooking. The oil heats with the brown sugar in a perfect glazing combination.

>>11504149
fuck off, vegan.

>>11503927
-re.
this is your national food
fucking leftovers combined into a sIop of shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gDBVmgIRA

>>11513552
then they must be nonexistent and what the picture shows is indeed the representation of culture

>>11514830
Cassava lupak

aren't those the guys that for a recipe they literally beat up a chicken to death? lmao

>>11503927
>flip food
>not cannibalism

A Pinoy told me he likes to put soy sauce in spaghetti.

Now this....THIS is Filipino fine dining, heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gDBVmgIRA

>>11507371
???

>>11503963
MMA, cock fighters, shoe collectors.

>>11503938
Imagine the smell

>>11504038
Based banana leaf reviewer

>>11507525
pizza is an American recipie

>>11512897
you misspelled mandalay, jackass

>>11513552

india you twit

>>11503940
go play in traffic you literal piece of shit. What are you even doing with your life? No one legitimately likes you

>>11503927
Has no plates either apparently.

>>11503927
damn i wish that were me

>>11504165
We’re the spics, whiteboi

Literally the only country in Asia with entirely shit food. As ever it's a weird little slice of Latin America in Asia.

>>11507842
>implying.

>literally just a pile of food with no thought about pairings or cohesion whatsoever

hm