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11511980 No.11511980 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to the gas station as it's the only place open selling food right now. I'm starving. What gas station snacks should I get?

>> No.11511983

Rape and incest obviously. Also food.

>> No.11511984
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>>11511980
Milkies......gib

>> No.11511988

god id like to shit on those legs

>> No.11511990
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Couple bags of these and some Steel Reserves

>> No.11511995

a thread died for this

>> No.11512002

>>11511990
thanks bro

>> No.11512008

>>11511980
I got your snack baby!

>> No.11512013

>>11511995
Hot chicks deserve good threads over dick rate and mcd and other shit threads.

>> No.11512019

>>11511990
I took care of getting bottles of vodka last night.

>> No.11512025

give me a name bro

>> No.11512028

>>11512025
Mark

>> No.11512034

>>11512025
Your name is Cuckface the Niggalord

>> No.11512038

>>11512025
David "Dave" Davidson, pleased to make your acquaintance

>> No.11512040

>>11512013
then browse an entire board dedicated to them
>>>/s/

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>>11511980
Corn nuts, don't break a tooth and thank me later.

>> No.11512042

>>11512025
WHOREFACE MCROASTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO FEEEEEEMALES PRETEND TO LIKE FOOD

>> No.11512047

>>11512042
Have you considered that you're a fag because vegans are ok by you? Is dick up your ass ok by you too?

>> No.11512054

>>11511980
Corn Nuts go really well with beer so don't forget that.

>> No.11512057

>>11511980
Sometimes a few restaurants are open.

>> No.11512058

master of planning ahead over here

>> No.11512061

>>11512058
True master of planning let's Americans off for the weekend. Savage fuckers that's don't care about out holiday's can piss off.

>> No.11512066

>>11511980
>What gas station snacks should I get?
fried turkey and all the fixins

>> No.11512069

>>11512061
Wow reading that back I really mutilated English there, hahahahaha!

>> No.11512076

>>11511980
Water. And nothing else.
Embrace the traditional values of human fasting by only consuming water and resist the temptation of hunger, as it shows the ultimate restraint and control. It will clear your body and mind to its purist form.

>> No.11512098

>>11512076
get a load of this faggot

>> No.11512103

>>11512076
no thanks

>> No.11512107
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>>11512028

that's my name, how cool is that?

>> No.11512147
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>>11512107
How's your sex life?

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>>11512147

>> No.11512167

>>11512147
wish I could pull off the baggy pants look like this guy.

>> No.11512171

>>11512167
you gotta be pretty skinny to pull it off cause the baggy needs to ruffle around you freely

>> No.11512172

>>11511980
Those sausage sticks at the counter that everyone rummages through

>> No.11512174

>>11511988
PM me

>> No.11512183

The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0

>> No.11512191

OP here. I'm back! I got fuego Takis, pork rinds, and Arnold Palmer. Rate?

>> No.11512204

>>11512191
Taco doritos instead of the takis, they take up the salsa better. Prok rinds ok. Alnorld palrmor? what? that's some golf dude, fuck it, I dom't care. rate is I don't care/10.

>> No.11512207

>>11512191
Mexihick out of 10

>> No.11512226

>>11512167
>>11512171
Don't forget the hoodie to look like an authentic nigger.

>> No.11512241

>>11512191
flaming faggot/10

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>>11511980
Mrs Macs beef & cheese

>> No.11512265

>>11511980
Domino's is open 4-10pm this year, first time ever

>> No.11512293
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>>11512147

could be much better
wife doesn't like to put out anymore and getting older makes getting some strange tougher - wish I had the money for a boat - boats are good for old guys to get the pussy

>> No.11512294

you must be Jewish

>> No.11512301

how do i get a GF like OPs pic? asking unironically

>> No.11512318

>>11511980
Once her metabolism slows down she is on a one way trip to fatville.

>> No.11512321

>>11512301
It is a numbers game. Just keep asking girls like that out when you see them. Go clubbing.

>> No.11512328

>>11512321
what if all my friends live 5 states away and i dont have anyone to go out with. ive never been out clubbing alone - could it really still work without the safety net of a group of friends?

>> No.11512330

>>11512294
What?

>> No.11512351

>>11512294
how did you know? lmfao i actually am jewish

>> No.11512358

>>11512294
I'm 1/2 jew and making fun of you fucks that fuck with jews is fun as fuck.

>> No.11512365

>>11512294
Do you twats often like goose stepping, is that what you live for?

>> No.11512387

>>11512294
Is that supposed to be an insult?

>> No.11512391

>>11512358
lol me too i fuckin' fuck fuckin' with these fucks who fuck jew fucks (who also fuck)

>> No.11512392

>>11512358
You think your mixed blood will put you in their good books? Think they'll break you off a nice Lil treat? You're a goyum, just like the rest of us.

>> No.11512710

>>11512392
>>11512391
>>11512387
>>11512365
>>11512358
>>11512294
>/pol/ ruins another thread

>> No.11512723

>>11511980
Sour gummh worms and only eat them half at a time so you experience the true flavors and not mixed flavors and also a bottle of vodka drink at least half tonight then a perrier sparking water tm to wash it all down

>> No.11512742

>>11511980
What does that picture have to do with your question?

>> No.11512832

>>11512742
It is the kind of thot who eats at a gas station.