/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm gay btw if that matters

The guide is like... NOPE!

>>11505179
Well, that's nice

>>11505322
WEW LAD

>>11505322

>>11505322
omg yes please

>>11505322
>*dairy aisle blocks your path*

>>11505260
This looks like a tastier version of balut.

FS@.43

>>11505322
Name pls

>>11505179
Bugs me that they spell shebang wrong.

>>11505989
I've got a place like that near me. It's awesome. They get some really bizarre stuff in.

>>11505994
>473ml
why?

>>11506014
King Can...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b994hRcizU4

>>11505243
>around the world
>Texas, Tennessee, NC
are americ*ns retarded?

>>11505748
Fake, the news would've reported on this.

>>11505232
He's remarkably unfunny and looks like an ugly pewdiepie

>>11506055
Are those not places in the world you retarded faggot?

>>11506047
why is King Can only 473ml?

>>11506014
>>11506064
It's an exact US liquid pint

>>11505322
Don't be deceived by the guy in the black shirt. That's mostly likely her boyfriend, many of you were thinking oh she just pushed her tits on her gay friend because he doesn't care. No Chinese people just roll their shirts up like that when it's hot. Call him gay all you want but he's the one getting to fuck those massive milk tanks.

>>11506062
>States in a country vs country
Hmmm, it is almost as if you are a mouthbreather you filthy fatmerican

>>11506057
https://www.chinasmack.com/chinese-in-san-francisco-resell-donated-food-reactions

https://missionlocal.org/2011/11/seniors-bag-eats-from-food-banks-to-sell-later/

http://sfcitizen.com/blog/2012/01/17/if-you-donate-to-a-san-francisco-food-bank-your-donation-will-end-up-being-resold-on-the-street-at-7th-and-market/

is it safe?

>>11506065
What the fuck is wrong with cholesterol-Americans?

>>11506106

>>11506106

Fat fuck

>>11506072

So you're a gay chink, got it.

>>11506201
That's fucking disgusting

>>11506070
I thought a pint was like 570 mL

>>11506220

Stop, stop it's already dead!

>>11506072
>chinese
>people

>>11505232
>Russia
>Wodka
>Not вoдкa
>Not even wódka

>>11506194
love this guy, hes always so happy

>>11506220

STOP PUTTING SO MUCH CHEESE ON EVERYTHING YOU MILLENNIAL FUCKS

>>11505232
Never post this unfunny reddit trash ever again you absolute faggot.

>>11506106
Eg how he get out,m

>>11505170
This is some Hellraiser shit right here.

>>11506065
Good to know it's genetic.

>>11506279
How the fuck can people have the mechanical skill to build that but not crack a goddamn egg

>>11505201
never met anyone in germany that would eat (that kind of) sausage for breakfast. cold cut's or cheese on bread roll's is pretty much most the people
with some regional differences of course

>>11505170
She cute

>>11506065
i rarely lurk on /ck/ but whenever it s a webm. of this bloke he is always fucking everything up, is he a joke cook.
like the DSP of dark souls but for cooking. I mean the pancake cripple girl seems more kitchen savvy and able then this bloke

>>11506353
That last one would burn the car tf down.

>>11506426
that is disgusting

>>11505201
>>11506408
correct. nobody here in Germany would eat that for breakfast.

>>11506426
>add gradually
never understood this meme

>>11506087
>blackest hands possible
That's just provocation at this point

>>11505199

absolutley based and redpilled

>>11506106
The story begins, with who's gonna win
Knowing the danger lies within
Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life

I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, with the master plan

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know
He's an obstacle who always gets in my way

I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the world with my tools
All my machines are made for destruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed, and you will see
With my machines, there is no retreat

I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, with the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the enemy, I will succeed
My mission, yeah, I must complete
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name
If you ask me again, I'll show you the same

I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman; I got the master, master plan
I am the Eggman

>>11506106
Where did all the eggs come from?

>>11506558
Based and eggpilled

>>11506382
Its clearly a double, who builts it

>>11506558
egged and basepilled

>>11506065
I thought that was a second Jack edited in on the far right.

>>11506087
You know damn well black people don't drink beer.

>>11506571
Chickens, dummy.

>>11505996
>macaroni is one of the world's favourite types of pasta!
I have never seen this thing on a plate in my life.

>>11505201
Whoever made this is so fucking lazy.
>"toast" not toasted at all
>vegemite spread like monkey
>salsa and beans thrown on like someone had an accident
>"naan" clearly just the "flatbread" from kenya
>"grilled tomatoes" haven't even touched a grill
>wait those are the same eggs on the mexico one
>germany just has reused sausages from uk
>"dosa" apparently is a rolled up american pancake
>toast obviously not toasted again
>reused bread roll
>"pita bread" is the same fucking bread again

>>11506730
You missed the corn flakes having no milk.

>>11505170
Grotesque.

>>11506734
Godammit buzzfeed.

>>11506758
I know you're desperate for blind rage so you can be mildly outraged and give your life a brief high but that's the actual recipe.

>>11506072
Nobody even mentioned he was gay
>CALL HIM GAY ALL YOU WANT
Why are you this insecure?

>>11506763
No, I mean the cornflakes thing. Frankies are great.

>>11506423
>/v/ is in awe of ja/ck/
thanks for checking in, my dude. I only use your board when I find a Todd thread

>>11506795
That they are. Had a whole bunch when I visited Portugal.
No idea how you fail to add cereal to milk in a real life situation.

>>11505170
Meatbear a cute, but check this out.

>>11506106
What makes him so surly?

>>11505201
>tiny ass dosa
nani

>>11506194
>liking happy people

>>11505748
>eating food that as touched a Frisco sidewalk
wew

>>11506014
>why
because imperial system

>>11506935
What should my opinion on brown lolis be?

>>11506663
can I do this but with rare hamburger meat and pre-grated american cheddar?

>>11506194
god i love pilaf
i could eat nothing but different kinds of pilaf every day and i would never get bored

>>11506663
>Can I have 5 shovelfuls of chocolate on my waffle please
said fucking noone ever

>>11506065
>>11506676
Me too.

>>11505201
You couldn't have chosen more unappetizing looking breakfasts to show off.

>>11506007
Was a 23-second webm really necessary for 2 frames of text?

>>11505260

>>11505201
>Brazil
>Toast
>Ham
Coffee and a sandwich would be more correct

>>11505232
extreme gay vibes from this

>>11505201
>mexican breakfast.
lmao, americans are retards

>>11505232
I was gonna say you oughta feel like shit for posting this but it seems others already did it for me.

>>11505179

>>11506663
I was on board with one scoop.

>>11506730
Wh*t* people made this I guarantee it.

>>11505322
I didn't think chinese people could have tits like that

>>11506683
I serve beer to black people all the time

>>11506558
egged and eggpilled

>>11506676
From the thumbnail I thought it was like some kind of shop where they edited in 4 jacks and dressed him up in different clothes

>>11506161
This looks really good.

>>11505170
So they're making an animal out of dead animals?
Why not go to the cemetery, tie strings to the corpses and put on a puppet show?

>>11506220
why do all of these recipes always end up being drowned in cheese?

>>11506353
What the fuck

>>11506969
They are children and must be protected.

>>11506935
That guy's green shirt is nice.

>>11507428
ew

>>11506935
He touched the money, money is contaminated with feces and cocaine.

I wish good dim sum was so easily available here.

>>11507428
I wish I knew where to get one, I would legit make one of those for thanksgiving to mess with my deadbeat peice of shit sister in law who's a "vegan".

>>11506683
>Colt 45
>Steel Reserve
wrong.

>>11506683
>You know damn well black people don't drink beer.

lol

>>11507458
You could try to find your nearest dairy farm, they sometimes just kill the bull calves because there's no profit in them.

>>11505523
1000x folded nippon steel so sharp it can cut a 2x4 into ribbons

>>11505179
if anyone wants to try these, based on the ingredient list and the description in the video, these chips are generic 'all dressed'.

>>11505472
>>11505484
>>11505503
>>11505512
>>11505950

Fug i missed it, what was it?

>>11508044
asian girl with big titty from a shopping mall cam getting in line

>>11508044
That is a classy fucking scrabble board.

>>11507318
so this is how they make car wash brushes

>>11505232
Great post, sweetie.

>>11507303
The pink cubes remind me of when my mum made entremets

Thanks for reminding me that

>>11506007
>implying only the sugar content in comparison determines if something is healthy or not
>being this retarded

>>11507453
this guy just seems mean the other turkish icecream guy is much more wholesome

>>11507303
what the fuck is this
who eats it?
is this supposed to be a treat?

>>11506349
Will that egg trick actually work? Asking for a friend

>>11508133
What's the point?

>>11508211
yes, but your eggs will be cursed

>>11506065
>tfw they're all retarded

>>11506492
>dump eggs into hot mix
>unable to mix them all quick enough
>you now have boiled eggs in your batter.

>>11506106
that file name. good job, anon.

>>11506110
needs more eggs

>>11506382
people are funny. my loving spouse is an accountant for a fortune 500 company. she somehow can not figure out how to balance her own checkbook. go figure.

>>11505201
Do they intentionally seek out the shittiest versions of these foods for these videos or was it an accident

>>11506492
Try making mayonnaise.

>>11505997
Being a poorfag is not awesome. It's disgusting

>>11508098
>Callaway

>>11508159
Is this some sort of weird African drug or

>>11505211
I think I ate at that joint. "Babbo e il figliolo", right?

>>11505201

>>11507537
Do you not know what malt liquor is?

>>11508098
Step up nigga.

>>11508732
a type of beer, right?

>>11506201
actually gagged

>>11506663
this is just annoying.
it was too much with the cream

>>11507428
delicious

>>11508248
soy gloves

>>11506683
they don't drink beer, they drink malt liquor

>>11508263
gang

>>11508719
It's cane sugar.

>>11508719
Brown sugar

>>11506110
>>11506106
What is it about dirty street food that makes me so fucking hungry?

>>11508725
>Broccoli in Ramen
Nigger what the fuck. I've gotten drunk and eaten Ramen in Japan dozens of times and I have yet to see this.
Buzzfeed food pisses the shit out of me but this is the last straw.

>>11505232

How white guys are openly racist in the modern age.

>>11506072
>>11507399
How do you know it's china?

>>11508928
What the fuck is this?

>>11506072
why do you think being gay is a bad thing anon

>>11508159

I'm pretty sure that also how you make cocaine.

>>11506793
Most gays are, it's one reason they decided to be gay

>>11509026
cendol

>>11507393
Liberal journalists made it. It's so racist it hurts 'cause they don't even try to make a true version of each dish

>>11505179
>all the facebook posts are blurred black faces
My fucking sides
Wouldn't be surprised if they laced with something fucky.

>>11506253

>Americans
>Intelligent

>>11506349

Do you have an egg and a microwave?

>>11508228
Before 0:20: enjoying life
After 0:20: dying early

>>11509139
could you imagine being this much of a cocksucking douche bag? Fuck me running.

>>11505989
>Larry The Cable Guy Stroganoff Dinner
I'm dying.
They can't even be assed to put his catch phase on the box.
Send help.

>>11509153
Note that he's implying he could sell people a tortilla for $50. I think he's a master troll.

>>11508732
God damn Koreans are the fucking worst

>>11509139
>paying 50 cents for a tortilla and not only for what's inside
What the absolute fuck is this guy smoking

>>11506076

>>11509183
Holy shit this guy cant be for real

>>11509195
Take that back.

>>11509216
Nope. It's actually insane how materialistic and "fake" Koreans are

>>11509227

>>11509215
Head chef of the number one restaurant in the world.

>>11506065
>tfw when mitch is banging your sister so you get to take him on BBQ tours of the american south

>>11507426
they're all made over there so they get first pick

>>11509227
lmao show us your tits, seether

>>11509134
>If you say something mean on the internet you are le epic 50% mexican men xd

needs more thanksgiving recipes/webms in here

>>11508129
Indonesian Dessert

>>11506201
Or ya know... just order a fucking calzone

>>11507428
at the end that looked like a all beef beef wellington

>>11509866
this is too hard

>>11506087
Those beer can chicken stands are a life saver.

>>11509293

>>11506106
I was thinking about this earlier while I made an egg sandwich, what are the green bits he has prepped? From memory I thought it was scallions but watching this again it looks more like that it's pepper, maybe even jalapenos.

>>11507428
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

>>11506382
the secret is all the retarded infomercial products like these are actually for disabled or old people who no longer are able to perform those actions

>>11510173
>That will be $140 plus tip for the rotten carrot, sir.
>mfw

>>11506238
that's an English pint.

>>11505170
E

>>11505748
lmao the guy IMMEDIATELY snags the fucking box of cheeze-its. that's the most realistic part of this video

>>11507438
Holy shit how salty are those things?

>>11507453

gimmie mah shit bitch

>>11510661
>>11510730
>>11510740
why did we start letting these things indoors?

>>11510982
RMISM

>>11505996
Rigatoni for life.

>>11505179
All these skinny normie hipster faggots trying the chips. Where's the REAL potato chip audience? I want to see what a fat neckbeard like most 4chan users would say about these chips.

>>11507428
>didn't wear the skin
>didn't use hardboiled eggs for the calf's eyes or almonds for its teeth
Wasted potential.

>>11511143
skinny faggots are the real potato chips audience. fat fucks are already addicted to them.

>>11506058
>He's remarkably unfunny
Because he is german

>>11508098
ThnX

>>11511171

>>11511204
Pizza Hut looks like THAT?

>>11506558

>>11511037
Ritz are so good, I could eat a whole box in one sitting.

>>11509102
>canned rice
do koreans really do this?

>>11511265
who is she?

>>11507419
>>11506283
it's mac n cheese you morons

>>11511449
it's quite bastardized though

>>11511458
not really. it's macaroni baked in a cheese sauce. i don't really see how adding bacon, breadcrumbs and herbs is a bastardisation, they're very common additions

>>11506220
every single one of these 'recipes'

>bacon, cheese, butter

>>11511467
it's mac n cheese

>>11508250
Is that weaponized popcorn?

>>11506663
MY SIDES! IT WONT STOP

>>11511469
just look at the other stuff they do

>>11508998
it's either china, hong kong, or taiwan
that's Carrefour
and that stupid kid in the background

>>11510756
not at all
they're actually a little bit sweet

>>11511449
You mean cheese n mac?

>>11508159
Lack of hygiene makes me gag

>>11507428
And then you can turn the skull into stock.
Top stuff.

>>11511033
Kentucky Fried McAssKickin... Mmm delicious!

>>11511037
Do the Soul Windmill, nigga!

>>11505201
yeah you get that as a breakfast on brazil on like the hotels, no normal person actually has that, something like coffee and some toast/a sandwich is way more common

>>11505260
i hate that it looks legit tasty

>>11511789
That's a fuck load more work and dishes than mixing up some bisquick and egg

>>11506558
egg n egg

>>11510349
It's not rotten though, it's just closer to being a tree-ish root than the vegetal we are used to.

>>11512109
*vegetable

Turkey time.

>>11512349
Sorry what?

>>11505179
>Chips designed to keep prisoners going to prison due to addiction

>>11505201
>Japan
>long grain rice
>miso soup is somehow creme colored
>pickled something that nobody eats here
The others must be complete bastardizations too.

>>11511472
Pretty much. They got one of the things on mythbusters once and ended up wearing a bomb suit because they were concerned about the chinesium failing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baQT0pwvXKQ

>>11507113

>>11506969
Just dunk them in water and scrub them up first.

>>11506076
You can fit like 8 european countries in Texas alone you retarded fuck

Does anyone have a webm of the woman who cooked spaghetti but the sauce was mostly oil? As in, she said all the flavor was in the oil. She also used the smallest knife possible to chop onions.

>>11511204
JAPAN IS CRAZY LOL! xD

>>11509026
es cendol, pretty great desu

>>11505243
Tennessee has spaghetti with barbecue?

>>11507318
huge amount of effort for very little reward

>>11512657
Well, it is German.

>>11510376
this has to be satire

>>11507518
>Japan
>mackerel
I don't think so, Tim.

>>11512355

>>11507518
I visited a japanese high school. Those guys eat pork katsu bowls and other typical japanese foods. The U.S. serves shit on par of prison foods.

>>11507318
i thought this was cheese and it was making a nice crusty cheese log but that's cake batter

>>11510473
>nobody responded to this yet
Fuck absolutely every single person in this thread

>>11509139
The girl is apex cute.

>>11512784
oh fuck i thought it was cheese too. nevermind, that looks like shit.
Also who the fuck cuts cake like that.

>>11511490
It could also be Singapore, desu.

>>11512845
>Also who the fuck cuts cake like that.
>oh they're probably just aiming off center or something
>just fucking hacking chunks out of it like it's an animal
What the fuck.

>>11510376
How many times can you microwave a bowl of breadcrumbs before it begins to question its existence.

>>11509866
>no bacon
>no cheese
Almost perfect

>>11511204
>dancing pizza loli
I'll take 12 plz

>>11513416
12 life sentences in prison?

>>11513460
>everyone wants to fuck little girls

>>/pol/

Guy who keeps making Tasty webms at sizes bigger than 400 so they're all pixelated as fuck - stop

>>11509158
I've actually had this several times. They sell the whole line at Big Lots. The stroganoff is better than Hamburger Helper's variety.

>>11505748
they are chinese lol

>>11513519
Guy...? Roastie Mod!

>>11511204
It's sad that I know what dance troupe those girls and boy are from.
I'm such a fucking weeaboo.

>>11513519

>>11507518
>Norway
>A FUCKING SANDWHICH
I'am gonna kick you in the fucking ribs you fat fucking Michael moore watching pice of shit
(What the actual fuck is a "open sandwich"

>>11511589
They are niggers, stop being racist

>>11510982
Cuz it was fun... for a while

>>11506437
Not to mention the swarm of ants.

>>11510981
>Oh wow I wonder what cool way he's gonna flip that sandwich in with only 1,5 pices of bread?
>Rolls it up...
>Okay... I guess you can serve it on a plate and eat it with cutlery
>Puts it in cup
FUCK YOU

>>11512355
>YAAAAAAAAAAS
I've killed for less

>>11514391

>>11514432
I've never seen something unite a room of drunks like buckaroo. We once got three wheelie bins, a shelf full of books and just about every can in the room on before they woke up.

>>11512109
Oh, right, so it was 'alive' the whole time it was forgotten.
So it's kind of like eating Mutton instead of Lamb.

>>11505170

>>11509293
way to ruin an oyster