/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11489320
goldstar is better

>>11489353

>>11489353
this could actually be a good idea if instead of slopping the thing up in a mountain of meme sauce they spread a thin layer of natural peanut butter on the inside of both slices of bread, maybe coated the burger in some kind of dark chocolate powder crust.

>>11489325
what's wrong with those cats? they should be on top of those pizzas.

>>11489381
Either that's a massive burrito, or that's a tiny baby.

>>11489320
That looks fucking awesome OP...I love chili cheese dogs myself and used to go to DQ to treat myself every now and then...
Imagine my surprise when I stopped at DQ in Cornwall, asked for 2 chili cheese dogs and the young lady said 'sorry, we don't serve them here anymore'...
Broke my fucking heart desu...they were good...

>>11489325
what the fuck?

>>11489320
Yeah that's really got the noodle firing on all cylinders!

>>11489389
That webm gave me a heart attack.

>>11489381
My guess would be that the picture was taken at some veterinary office; and that the cats were in the middle of procedure, pre or post op I'm not sure, and that the pizzas were for the crew.

>>11489353
this legit triggered me

Cancer shrimp and Greek yogurt toxic waste has my almonds activated

>>11489320

>>11489353

>>11489389
But butterburgers are good though

>>11489389

>>11489689

>>11489353
The worst part about this webm is that those combination of ingredients could legitimately taste good together. They just put so much of fucking everything that it becomes disgusting. A bit of chocolate on the top and some peanut butter on bottom, and a thin drizzle of the jam would be great assuming that raw patty gets cooked a bit more and is salty.

>>11489336
The sweetness of the Skyline secret chili recipe adds that something extra that the bland substitute gold star can't compete with. It turns a mediocre chili experience into something that excites the palate. My wife's son orders three chili cheese coneys with extreme cheese on them. When the family gets together it's Skyline Time.

>>11489421
I might try it if it's already served without having to fish them out of the air.
What does malaria taste like?

>>11489353
Why do Americans have to ruin everything with their decadency...

>>11489407
>using big, meaningless adjectives to make a terrible idea seem reasonable

>>11489340
I've had that happen when feeding them apples. They don't have bottom teeth in front, but edges of the top teeth are pretty sharp.

>>11489325

they better not be hurting those cats god damnit

>>11489852
Thanks, obligatory comment found in any Youtube video featuring animals

>>11489398

>>11489421
>those kids having the time of their life catching bugs with their pan
mfw i'll never be so happy ;___;

>>11489897
Footfags should all die in a fire. They've been getting more annoying than furfags recently.

>>11489320
This pic makes me wonder what happens when you order something with extra cheese

>>11489320
/ck/ has unironically made me want to move to the midwest.

>>11489512
cursed,,,, yes.... slightly aroused?

>>11489345
his only mistake was apologizing.

>>11489389
would eat the SHIT out of that idgaf

>>11489404
This is fucking tragic.

>>11489852
>they better not be hurting those cats god damnit
The cats are dead.

>>11489353

>>11489407
>cheese
>no cheese

>>11489345
>implying his mistake wasn't that he didn't go far enough

>>11489333
because nobody on this website ever posts recipes: https://www.cookingwithnonna.com/italian-cuisine/capuzzelle-lamb-s-head.html

>>11490047
>smalahove
>italian cuisine

>>11489320
I made some of this "chili", I don't understand the appeal.

>>11489731
based cinci poster
>but honestly go to queen city chili if you want something actually "cincinnati authentic" (greek)

>>11490051
ooh fancy, didn't know about this

>>11489852
It was an experiment to see how long cats could live off of domino's pizza. The answer was approximately 3 days

>>11490136
closing the fucking thread.

Canadian milk

>>11489389
all that butter gave me a hardon

>>11490190
>Buying milk in bags

>>11489897
>long toenails

Gross botched pedi

>>11489389
Solly's is a meme but butterburgers are decent

>>11489814
those are adverbs

>>11489353
This is what happens when a kid is allowed to "play" in the kitchen and isn't punished for wasting food. They grow up and keep fucking doing it.

>>11490136
Fazoli's!

>>11489320
I feel bad for the janitor who takes care of toilets in that shithole restaurant.

>>11489469
>citation needed: the webm

>>11490889
At least he gets paid to do it.

>>11490057
Needs beans

>>11489768
I'm gonna try it with dill pickle but it's late. Maybe tomorrow

>>11490894
Are we going to pretend someone would do that for free?

>>11489694
Is that some airport gloryhole lure?

>>11490356
GTFO! That's not USA stuff, that's UK stuff.

>>11489353
alright murica. i refuse to believe the stereotyping of you people coming up with this garbage food. please tell me its not from murica.

>>11490932
>pretend
We don't have to.

>>11490983
Huh?

>>11489325
I think they're all euthanized or under anesthetic. Maybe the people are celebrating putting cats down, not that far fetched. Fuck. I love cats :(

Do ....?

>>11490926
Dillpickle peanutbutter sammys ftw

>>11490990
They're good for ham & cheese sandwiches on rye.

>>11491014
>sammys

>>11490061
do you mean camp washington chili?

>>11489353
I'm sickened, but curious.

>>11489806
that looks fine.

>>11489512
God i wish that was me

>>11489320
Cincinnati chili is amazing and i eat it like at least once a week fuck off bruv its no that bad just get the chili cheese sandwich with habanero cheese on top and bottom with onions, you only need one and it satisfies any tacobell/white castle craving tenfold.

>>11489826
It is actually good

>>11489345
"but i advocate putting seafood on pizza"

>>11489325
awww thems is sleepy all tucked in nice and snug

>>11489389
whats wrong with animal transfats? do you not like boosting your serum test?

>>11489407
trash
>>11489421
exotic and enlightening
>>11489433
ive never attacked him on his looks and believe me folks, theres a lot of subject matter there
>>11489508
MILD sauce
>>11489512
repent now
>>11489806
looks superb you're on the specty

>>11489325
The cats are dead, the tags have been stapled onto their ears.

>>11489389
i only eat hamburgers with butter

>>11489333
Nice singles. I wonder what's in that folder...

>>11489398
I bet that 'stache has male fecal residue in it

>>11489469
Let's stay hungry

>>11490221
It's funny. Cause he is Canadian too

>>11489398
this must be how einstein lived every day

>>11491382
I ate the rabbits too.

>>11489696
more like radda radda ;)

>>11489398
the butter slide was pretty cool mr reviewbrah with tasche

>>11489389
Reminds me of when I ordered a bagel somewhere and the girl dollopped on just as much cream cheese, possibly more, PER side. It was far too much and she did it like it was the most natural thing in the world

>>11489469
>pink slime meme
the reason those trimmings were only deemed safe for pet food was their susceptibility to pathogens, treating it with ammonia hydroxide makes food safer and more economical. Get educated and learn some chemistry.
>arsenic fed chickens
outdated and misleading information, an organic medicine that generates trace amounts of inorganic arsenic after chickens digest it was banned in 2013 over fears despite the levels being too low to be harmful to humans or the chickens.
>hot dogs aren't made from prime cuts
well no shit
>cheap supermarket honey isn't pure, or even real sometimes
see hotdog comment
>toxic yogurt waste
acid whey is used mostly for fertilizer, but there are loads of other ways to process it and reuse it, even as biofuel. They're not just shipping it to Yucca Mountain, do some research.
>imported shrimp cause cancer
when you let countries that don't follow your antibiotic restrictions raise your food you can't act all surprised when they ignore it
>those neon red cherries aren't natural
again, no shit
>garbage cheese is basically saw dust
I mean, are we supposed to act surprised about any this?

>>11491625
>can (#can)
fucking hell

>>11489469
if you can make shit taste good and feed people i see no bad in this

>>11491761
>it is okay to mislead the public because it is obvious to me
surprised you can taste anything after all that corporate bootlicking

>>11489353

>>11491840

>>11489320
Makes me miss home anon.

>>11491830
I dont get it

>>11491903
>uma delicia

>>11489407
This Is A Game Changer

>>11491201
Seafood is a staple in south Italian cuisine, of course it's fine on pizza.

>>11489398
Jews can be based too

>>11491625
I feel like that this could be sold with $2 and that guy would still make a profit

>>11489333
This looks amazing, the only thinking I'm doing is on what whiskey they be drinking.

>>11489689
ribbed for your dining pleasure

>>11489881
Ignorance truly is bliss.

>>11489407
this kills the burger

>>11491840
what is the implication here

>>11492187
you know ;)

>>11490990

>>11491473
Fuck off tenda, keep your white genocide propaganda on /b/.

>>11492187
Horse semen. Gallons and gallons of horse semen.

>>11489421
By the way these are midges, not mosquitos. You can tell by their fluffy looking antennae, used to collect pollen.

>>11492437
i mean, its better than not adding a cinnamon roll recipe :L

>>11492437
Clearly /ourguy/

>>11489325
The kots are sleeping and when they wake up they'll have pizza

>>11492178
Nice try. This is Burger Point in Sydney, Australia.
https://youtu.be/qQEI6QsegRA

>>11489389

>>11489469
Still find it amazing they got both Bailey Jay and Andrew Anglin to be in that video.

>>11491473

>>11491897
>Clifton
well as long as you hug the UC campus I guess you are ok

>>11489333
What are those yellow stuff in the bowl, upper left corner?

>>11492233
homer! have you been up all night eating cheese?

>>11493640
Are you asking what a potato is, anon?

>>11489919
YOU CALLED?

>>11492158
>whiskey

You absolute philistine. They're drinking aquavit.

>>11493640

Sour cabbage not to be mistaken for sauerkraut.

>>11489919
CNN actually sympathizes with Furries now

>>11489320
Do Americans really eat this trash?

>>11493871
u literally dont have more than that pic

>>11489325
tell me they died without pain dude

>>11489353
what a waste of food

Instead of eating something good they do shit like thise for a few likes.
Worst thing is that i actually know murica have good food in most restaurants

>>11489320

>>11490221
Do you seriously think we just use the bagged milk as is? We put the bag inside of a pitcher.

>>11489320
Cincinnati chili is fucking horse shit

>>11491840

>>11495878
it's not the best, but for the intent of putting on a hot dog or baked potato, it's pretty good.

It can be fucked up pretty easily, but you can say the same thing of a lot of food

>>11492124
yea, he tryna maka buck

>>11495993
Is has chocolate or cocoa in it right?

>>11493407
this is a meatloaf, right?? pretty fuckin' crafty....

Fun way to fuck with the kids....

>>11489353
>bread is so dry it disintegrates when trying to cut in half

>>11490944
literally says made in usa you fucking twat

>>11489768
this is delicious. unironically.

>>11495815
Only retards eat Cicinnati chili. This does not represent American cuisine.

>>11489389
this is a midwest thing.

ll admit some butter can be good, but that's way too damn much, like 3 to 4 times too much

>>11490036
milk challenge GO!

>>11489320
We should have sent the Greeks back for this crime.

>>11496073
They made up for it with decent coffee shops and diners for at least half a century.

>>11496101
and Greek Orthodoxy is based and godpilled

Chili was invented in Texas and northern Mexico, basically beef, beans, and chili peppers. Cincinnati chili is beef, chili spices, spaghetti, and lots of cheese. Literal autism.

Cincinnati chili is the Swedish pizza: pork and bananas. A fucking disgrace.

>>11496111
It's Greek chili, you mong.

>>11489398
Ok but how many times did he get hit in the head before perfecting his technique?

>>11489407
Genius. The question is "How fast" would I eat it.

>>11496108
Don't give a fuck about religion, so I wouldn't know. Greek food is fantastic, though.

>>11489353
i hate eurocucks so god damn much

>>11496136
"Greek chili"? As far as I know, German immigrants settled around Cincinnati. But we can blame the Greeks for this embarrassment? Fine with me. They haven't been relevant in 2,400 years or so.

>>11496155
Yes, aside from their horrendous "chili" and some other oddities like the use of béchamel sauce in weird places.

>>11491160
It's a mutilated attempt at an Elvis Burger.
>Toasted Banana Bread
>Peanut Butter
>Jelly
>Chocolate
>Bacon
I'm not sure which cheese is meant to go with this, Swiss just doesn't seem right to me here. Either way, they used way too much of each topping ingredient.

>>11496162
Sigh. Literally the first result on google:

Macedonian immigrant Tom Kiradjieff created Cincinnati chili in 1922. With his brother, John, Kiradjieff opened a small Greek restaurant called the Empress. The restaurant did poorly however, until Kiradjieff started offering a chili made with Middle Eastern spices, which could be served in a variety of ways

>>11489353
You had me right until that caramel or whatever the fuck just before the chocolate. Seriously, what the hell.

>>11496175
That's peanut butter and it's actually pretty good on burgers (without all the other sweet shit, obviously)

>>11496174
What sigh? Cincinnati chili is a grotesque perversion of the original. It is total shit. The one and only time I had it, I threw up. It's fucking nasty dog food tier garbage. Spaghetti? Really you dumb motherfuckers?

>>11496229
If you go in expecting essentially tex-mex'd spaghetti, it's not too bad. If you go in expecting a bowl of tia's chili... well, what the hell is Tia Maria doing in Ohio anyway?

>>11496175
Its banana bread and pb and j on a burger, not hard to figure out. It's nasty.

>>11496174
The sigh was for "Greek Chili" in quotation marks, for tangling up Germans in this mess, and for not googling it yourself. And for not knowing Greeks are to blame.

>>11496229
To all non-Americans reading this thread: the original pic is of Cincinnati Chili. It is beef + chili powder + spaghetti (Italian).This is NOT American cuisine. It is a mental disorder of a handful of degenerates around the irrelevant city of Cincinnati, Ohio. No one takes them seriously. Don't let those autists make you think mainstream/sane Americans eat chili with spaghetti and cheese like fucking 5 year olds.

>>11489389
Literally a few miles from where I live in Memesconsin

>>11489325
fuck you for ruining my night

>>11489320
I really like skyline, but i don't really see the appeal of coneys or anything that isnt at least a 3-way

>>11496548
honestly coneys are better than the spaget imo

>>11489398
(((Goldberg)))

>>11489469
>shopping at an American supermarket.webm

>>11489707
>beef
>raw patty
>RAW patty
>RAW FUCKING BEEF patty
Are you a time traveler from the 90s mad cow disease scare? What the fuck.
Its a preference thing. Beef != chicken.

Basically, beef isn't undercooked unless the outside is fucking red and even then...
Plus, that's med rare at *best*.

>>11496597
Ground meat is not the same as steak

>>11489897
Yes please

>>11489407
>Make good burger
>Ruin presentation and convince while also distracting from the taste of the actual fucking burger itself by dumping nacho cheese all over it
Okay...

>>11489421
>The size of those patties
How the fuck many of those things did they catch what the fuck

>>11491835
>Implying anyone who doesn't know this already deserves to live

>>11494912
9000 I plays here

>>11489353

>>11496597
if you cook your ground burger any less than medium well, and you didn't grind the meat yourself, you're an idiot

a whole thread without the egg king, maybe /ck/ is ok after all

>>11496821
OOSTBHF

>>11489879
damn it nigger you made me spend half an hour watching one of his new reviews...hadn't seen him in years

>>11489353

>>11489398
I keep hearing powerhouse playing in mynhead when I watch this.

>>11496018
you dont understand. thats not bread, it's poundcake

>>11496821
population of Sweden in 2023

>>11490990

>>11497803
>American flavored

>>11489333
Svid is good, though.
My only issue is with those overboiled potatoes.

>>11497803
American flavoured imitation pasteurised process cheese food

>>11497803
>american flavored

tell me, /ck/, what does american taste like?

>>11489806
Nothing wrong with this.

>>11490136
literally me right now.

>>11489320
fuck yeah

>>11491840
horse girls

>>11497983
processed cheese

>>11489768
idk about the bread but pickles and peanut butter is actually kinda good

>>11489919
sounds like something a furfag trying to justify his worthless existence would come up with

>>11496821
population of USA in 2018

>>11489433
>>11489694
cursed images

>>11489707
Youre a psychopath

>>11491473
ive been here too long

>>11489398
>that tiny hammer

>>11489353

>>11493350
I was actually living in OTR, which I know is considerably worse, sorry.

>>11497803
>SaNDWiCH SLiCeS

What did they mean by this

>>11491203
>whats wrong with animal transfats
Are you dumb?

>>11495877
i can just imagine the infomertial for the first jug for bagged milk.

>>11489353
FUCKING WHY FUCKING WHY FUCKING WHY FUCKING WHY FUCKING HIPSTER CHEFS I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT PEANUT BUTTER IS LIKE ICING LEVEL SUGAR

>>11489421
Always wondered if the caloric value of a burger is able to exceed the calories spent waving a heavy pan around for hours.

>>11489353
>the banana bread falling apart
>chocolate, peanut butter, raspberry jelly
>on a fucking burger

Why and what the fuck

>>11489689
lol

>>11489320
Dixie is where its at.

>>11489353
This looks like something Elvis would eat for his third breakfast of the day.

>>11489418
But why would so many people be operating on so many cats? And where are the IVs?

>>11491473
>poor little white boy

>>11489398
The peewee herman of /ck/

>>11489469
The girl eating the burger is really cute, please tell me she's a she

>>11492437
thanks for the recipe bro, it was delicious!

>>11499189
Sometimes they hold events to reduce the population of feral cats and help poor neighborhoods who can't afford the procedures.

i had something like this before once its crap as you might think

>>11497983
>>11497917
>>11497963
its clearly amerindian

>>11489433
This is how a psychopath eats at mcdonalds

>>11500520
be nice

>>11491074
camp washington chili is also really good, alot of small shops have good chili around the est side

>>11491735
Lots of cream cheese on a bagel IS natural tho

>>11496162
Holy shit you're so fucking stupid that you don't even realize how stupid you are

>>11489394
Or a large burrito and a small baby.

>>11497650
Funny thing is, it's locally made

>And also some of it tastes better like the real ones

>>11493657
I think I'm blind.

>>11491483
my thoughts too anon :)

>>11489353
it's fucking raw

>>11489353
>*clapping roody poo twitter emoji*

I was triggered

>>11501689
based minioncakeposter

>>11490944
it's made for non-white demographics.

>>11489421
I wonder what oil they use

>>11489469
This is shocking to nobody with a brain. I guess most people just don't think at all about what they are eating day to day.

>>11491761
Pink slime thing, it is still disgusting. Interesting info on the chicken. You are pretty based on all your points anon I am glad. The vid was basically taking the lowest of the low of all products. Everyone knows Chinese shrimp are going to kill you.

>>11501868
>>11501689
I feel like these marriages won't last and it will end with one half cheating on the other.

>>11501960
You're right. Anyone childish enough to put mass marketed cartoon characters on a wedding cake is not mature enough for a monogamous relationship.

>>11489320
>the guy who didnt get any cheese
what a bitch

>>11489897
based

>>11501689
>>11501868

>>11490988
4chan's Janitors do it for free

>>11501924
transformer oil

>>11489897
Little did you know the whole thing is actually a really realistic looking cake

>>11491840
Please tell me thats just pics of her drinking protein shakes taken out of context.

>>11497650
These German versions of American foods look worse than American foods

What the fuck Europe.

>>11496476

>>11502240
I'm pretty that's Sweden.
They have that weird Kurwa money.

>>11502789
>I'm pretty
Yes you are, Anon.

>>11502811
y-you too...

>>11489320

>>11489353
Oh come the fuck on

>>11489538
Anti-culvers character assassin detected. Go back to eating your animal style dog shit burgers, faggot

>>11501688

>>11489469
This webm makes hot dogs more appetizing than I thought they were.

>>11489801
The simple straight answer is: because we can, and you would too.

>>11490851
and then people pay them for it, and then they get to run a business that pays taxes as well as their living expenses. Looks like the only child here is you.

>>11496739
>being conditioned to accept lies

>>11496845
huh?

>>11497983
freedom

>>11500229
>Now Melts!

>>11489801
>burger - american
>pb&j - american
It's like throwing a tantrum when the guy 3 houses down shits his own bed. aka OBSESSED

>>11489325
Am I the only one who heard the Samurai Pizza Cats theme in my head and started laughing really hard?
>"Cancerous Pizza Cats! Who do you call when you need a bumm-er-oni? They're dying before their time, and you know that's no baloney!"

>>11489826
A philly cheesesteak doesn't have bell peppers. Why does every chain and frozen "cheesesteak" sandwich include them?

>>11489320
the cheese on tha tlooks like shit cheddar (like KRAFT cracker barrel), but to be honest, chili on spaghetti with cheddar sounds pretty good

>>11489469

Yes well all of the bullshit in this video will be obsolete soon after lab grown meat becomes common. Also why is Bailey Jay in the vid

>>11489768

Pb and onions is superior

>>11489398
The worst part of this is the baby automatically swiping on the phone, like it's an automatic reflex it does every day :(

>>11489469
Honestly the most irritating one is the cancer shrimp, it's shocking how most people still don't understand what cancer even is or how it occurs

>>11489353
This is tasty af and I suggest you all do it once in your lifetime. But seriously, once and if possible, slider-sized.

>>11504231
burgers are not american
that sandwich is trash so agreed, definitely american

>>11504522

>>11489538
>frozen custard butterburgers
what the fuck is wrong with america

>>11489826
This works although it needs a topping of ground nuts. Nutmeg apple and berries - mascarpone and it's perfection.

>>11489345
He didn't go far enough

>>11492187