/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11491939
:|

>>11491939
Don't lie you fucker. I immediately thought of fingering a pussy. You don't want to talk about food.

>>11491939
What part of the chicken is that? Asking for a friend, btw.

I wish my wife didn’t die :(

>>11492038
Shouldn't have killed her, murder

>>11492038
i said i was sorry

>>11492038
Me too, she was a good fuck

>>11492038
Did you cook her?

>>11491939
>fried chicken
Fuck off negro, with your "hilarious" suggestive picture.

it all makes sense now

>>11492185
Do you think he's ok? Maybe he's just pinned there, and they're keeping him alive for people to come and laugh at him

>>11492209
>Free food and nutrients for life, no 9-5, no bills, no dishes, get to fuck a chicken 24/7

>>11492248
Doesn't sound so bad when you put it like that

>>11492164
>Think of black when just mentioning fried chicken

Dumb NPC

>>11492038
Sorry terry

I love mommy

>>11492427
I'm from /pol/, I think about black cock all the time

>>11491939
>filename
kek

>>11492248
Literally my life rn

>>11492185
Based divine retribution

>>11492185
I hope he got his rocks off before he died ;)

don't masturbate it does serious damage to you from within.

>>11492938
you mean like if you have a concave penis?

>>11491939
Penis

>>11492185
>just having a quiet piss behind a bush
>see a chicken walk by
>it's coming closer
>aim piss stream away from the chicken because you're not a bastard
>rock falls on both of you
>you end up in a compromising position

>>11492148
she still is

>>11492038
But the meatloaf was delicious

>>11492038
with fava beans?

>>11491939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I NEED PUSSY

>>11492034
nice dubs

>>11493397
same

>>11492038
based dead wife poster

>>11492038
Its funny.
If my wife died this probably what i would’ve done aswell.
Go on 4chan, find a random food related thread and tried to find some kind of sympathy. I’ve been here for too long guys. There’s no going back now, i’ll be here forever

>>11493586
kek

>>11492427
>Talks to NPCs
>Thinks he's not dumb
The world is your MMO, anon

>>11492185
this level of humiliation is unimaginable. i mean this guy probably had a wife, his kids might be in this thread. he may have been a genius, a powerful man with a brilliant mind, and his one flaw, a sexual penchant for poultry. perhaps for the first time in his life and just for one moment. a thousand years from now these lovers will still maintain their embrace, and no matter what he'd achieved and what he left behind, forever he'll only be laughed at for a mere brief moment of wanting to squelch his dick in a live tendie.

>>11493758
God shut the fuck up you sanctimonious retard.

>>11492185
An act of god

>>11493775
If you throw a darts in a wall infinite times it will cover the entire wall.

>>11493852
It won't. Go learn measure theory you fucking idiot.

>>11493857
Stop being autistic christfag.

>>11491939
Hi again!
Love /mlp/

>be me
>spend all day on the 4 chans
>"anon dad is on his way home from work and picking up kfc"
>dad gets home and starts unpacking chicken
>smells good desu
>after eating i say
>"Nigga Lickin' Good!"
>family stares at me
fuck this website you turned me racist

>>11493873
>christfag
Fucking dumbass.

>>11494210
wat u say white boi?

>>11491939

>>11494237

>>11492923
hehe

>>11493586
based based poster

'Ginas are gross

>>11493595
If you've been here long enough you're going to know what sort of responses you will get, and you probably also won't take them very seriously.

now even /ck/ is blacklisted w2g fourchannel.

>>11493612
Look who's talking

>>11493873
You are stupid

>>11494916
>implies he's an NPC himself
>thinks he's being clever
dumb memetard