/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11487054
are all american children armed with metal forks and pizza?

>>11487073
No, the utensils are always plastic and the tray is styrofoam. And instead of the pretzel its boiled green beans that no one eats.

>>11487082
that didn't answer my question muttshart

>>11487054
What are you a prisoner?

>>11487085
Are you stupid? He said no. It's the first word in his reply, dipshit

>>11487054
Looks better than what my wife cooked tonight. Bet it tastes better too

>>11487054
Went to inner city public school, lunch was the best, nothing like what's posted now but again that was 23~ years ago. Foot long hot dogs , shit was so good.

>>11487303
Why use so many words then? Our European school system spent so much on fancy food that they didn't have enough left over to teach us reading comprehension.

>>11487468
...then why I'd you marry her?

>>11487689
It's easy, just start with the first word

>>11487755
Ever hear of a little thing called love?

>>11488299
but how can you love her if she doesn't cook well? Is she very funny and rich?

>>11487468
>let's his wife cook
Just let her clean up

Until high school for me where lunch got REAL bad because they switched to a bunch of gay shit

Chicks these days don't know how to cook, they're only good at stareing at their cellphones and shaking keys around, ya know the standard look at me, look at me useless types.

>>11489746
obama wife shit?

>>11489746
They started doing whole grain shit the year before I graduated and it was awful. Pizza day and spaghetti day were two actually half-decent meals, but they were completely ruined.

>>11489749
>thinking it's just females of the current generation

kek

>>11489755
It really is for the most part and they certainly don't make marriage material.

>>11487054
>giving innocent children pizza for "food"

How is this legal?

On pizza day back when I was a kid if they weren't bringing in Domino's they would put cheese and sauce on pre-made pizza rounds similar to boboli's.

y'know, school lunches at my old high school were never as bad as people say they are

DO THEY WANT ME TO PUT THE MUSTARD ON THE PRETZEL?

>>11491579
Could use more spinach and less salt but other than that this looks pretty decent

>>11490478
they are what they eat

>>11491587
Mustard on pretzels....it's a thing.

>>11490478
Because congress passed a law last year making pizza a vegetable so it's now healthy and nutritious.

>>11489758
What makes you think you, or anyone posting on /ck/, makes good marriage material?

>>11489751
>>11489754
Pretty much. We used to source from little caesers until 8th grade from me, and while it wasn't GOAT pizza or anything, it was always pretty consistent. Then we got something with weird cheese, and the texture was just off. I just started ordering pizzas with my friends because it was about the same price per person and you got more food, breadsticks, and a soda for 2 or 3 bucks.

Free market wins again.

>>11492293
I hate it when politicians wear ugly ass Brooks Bros and Joseph A Banks suits to look "down to earth". Just stop lying already. Nobody thinks your net worth is the same as a bank teller.

>>11492312
He's also a doctor, though, and they universally have about the same taste in clothing as they do in handwriting.

>>11487085
Are you actually this retarded?

>>11492398
Doctors usually just wear whatever random "expensive" stuff they found at Neiman Marcus though. Barbour, Tommy Bahama, Faconnable, Lacoste, Robert Graham, Burberry, etc. Because they don't care. That's different from being fake, like this guy with his fused suit that he bought because his lobbyist recommended it so he wouldn't look like he's owned by some superPAC that pays him a gazillion dollars a year in elaborately structured, undetectable kickbacks.

>>11491956
That was at least five years ago. The basement is skewing your perception of time.

>>11487054
I love how corporations banked into this billion dollar industry and force fed their crap into kids
Eating processed shitty pizza as a lunch, fucking kek.

>garbage tier chocolate milk
>not nectar of the gods coffee milk
step it up, son

>>11487085
>>11487689
eurocucks really do pollute this board

>tfw my school milk came in bags even though I'm in the US, not Canada